the same same & other puppet continuation. who rocks? kick rocks.

ENTRY 01:
This is the “Kris$, A “Private Eye”” replacement for my AU (although meticulously pieced together in collaboration with others as all art relatively is.), “Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet”. Think about it, nobody has made an AU where "Spamt" takes the role of “Kriss (Although you may know them by Krisdollar. Not sure why they did that come to think about it...)”
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Dear, Weirdo

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU WANT WITH ME, BUT IF YOU WOULD SO KINDLY REMOVE YOURSELF FROM MY COMPANY I WOULD BE GRATEFUL

> disturbed? doesn't exactly scream innocent.
> maybe persueing you would be the right move... hm...

THERE'S NO TIME! I WAS THIS ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷ CLOSE TO FINDING IT!
                            
> I didn't quite catch that. a stutter?
> the tale unfolds. what exactly ARE you looking for?

THE ꒦꒷꒦꒷- HOLD ON, WHY WOULD I EVEN CONSIDER TELLING YOU THAT?? LEAVE ME ALONE

> you're making this difficult. suppose it's time to initiate the bad cop procedure.

GO AWAY!

Shockingly, SPAMT

P.S. I'VE DONE NOTHING TO YOU
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song by: @mazbackattack!
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by www.tumblr.com/the-other-puppet / @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65
Vocals by @nugget-number-3 we would reference someone but we don't know where to begin.
AU by @plabet, with help from @epik-bruh, @ziyproject, and @its_versus
Wacky art by @mazbackattack using stolen assets
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"Promise" 
Definition?        In understanding of this we have 
A lie on a timer       decided to never promise anything 
                                for you cretins.

[Pg.1] Subject 99 - SPAMT™ - [Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

the same same & other puppet continuation. who rocks? kick rocks.

This is the “🖱️(A) Here's my deal! (B) MY DEAL IS NEAR.. (C) heeere comes my deal” replacement for my AU, “Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet”.
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Dear, Ca$h Dollar

I AM VERY BUSY! BUSY BUSY BUSY!

> You look pretty guilty. Someone's sweating transcripts!

LEAVE THOSE ALONE! GIVE THEM BACK!

> You're gonna have to make me, perp.
> But just know I won't be easy.

I'M GOING TO ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦  ꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷  ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷  ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷  ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷  ꒦꒷꒦꒷

> Your words are getting a little smudged, So which is it, dirtbag?

Wrathfully, SPAMT

P.S. I'LL CHOP YOU TO BITS
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song by: @mazbackattack!
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by www.tumblr.com/the-other-puppet / @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65
Vocals by @nugget-number-3 we would reference someone but we don't know where to begin.
AU by @plabet, with help from @epik-bruh, @ziyproject, and @its_versus
Wacky art by @mazbackattack using stolen assets yet again!
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churn it out? churn it out! churn it!!!

[Pg.2] FORGET THE APPEAL Sincerely, the appeal PS. forget about it  [Deltarune: TSS&SP]

we hate you for the record.
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This is the “...” replacement for my AU, “Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet”. No shit, Sherlock.

Dear, Kriss Dollar

THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES 
YOU'RE JUST FOLLOWING ME
WELL, TO PUT IT SHORT, I'M WAITING FOR THE TRAFFIC TO STOP
I CAN SEE ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ AHEAD OF ME SO CLEARLY
HOWEVER EVERY TIME I TRY TO CROSS OVER TO THAT SIDE
I'M STOPPED DEAD IN MY TRACKS
ETERNALLY FINDING KEYS AND PAGES TO NO LOCK OR LINAER STORY
IT'S ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ STUPID

> My my, it seems we've encountered quite the predicament.

THERE IS NO WE. SHUT UP.
SHAME ON ME FOR ASSUMING YOU WEREN'T A ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦
BIG SECRET, BLAH BLAH BLAH, INFILTRATE, THOSE OLD ENTRIES

> What could be so important to someone as eccentric as yourself?
> Perhaps a weapon of mass destruction?

STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS YOU DON'T DESERVE THE ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ TO
REMEMBER, WE ARE NOT ALLIES
THERE'S NOT EVEN ANYTHING IN THIS FOR YOU
I'M ONLY ASKING YOU IN PARTICULAR BECAUSE
WELL
BECAUSE WE'RE BOTH SEARCHING DESPERATELY FOR SOMETHING

> ...?!
> I must say I am flattered by your relatability.
> Perhaps I shall consider your little errand, dear Watson.

I STILL HATE YOU

Hatefully, SPAMT

P.S. DON'T EVER CALL ME DEAR WATSON

[Pg.3] interrobang!? - [Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

// Ca$h Dollar, vas id? Ze Master told me aboud your existence in tis vorld.

> Aha, look at that, Sauron. The terrorist knows my name. My reputation truly exceeds me!

// Zjut your mout. Ven ve vound your "associate" her belongings vere covered in your vusiness cards.

// I'd like to poind oud zat you charge vay too muj for your zervices.

// Typical greedy vone percenter.

// How do you eat your dinner every night vithout vomiting?

> Well, it quite depends actually. If it's a Filet Minogn I gravitate towards a light buttered roll to pair with it, though with Beef Wellington I like to use an herb reduction. My guiltiest of pleasures.

// I said zjut up. Zis is te behavior zat has convinced me to kill you. 

> Hm? Too bougie? Well I suppose from time to time I like to dip my toes into the vast array of poor people food. Have you ever eaten a "Hot" "Dog"?

// Zat is not my point! You are inzufferable to deal wif and greedy to boot. You make me zick to my ztomak!

> No, no. Seriously! "Hot" "Dog"s are my specialty now! I tried one the other day!

> Sweet, sweet "Hot" "Dog"s. With "Catsup" and a "Ground Mustard Seed and Vinegar Topping".

> I cooked some on my grillmaster the other day!

// Enough nonsense. I've had enough of you calling zem "Hot" "Dog"s like zey are zome kind of foreign word to you. Vere is you humility?

> ...

> So you HAVE heard of them!

// YOU ARE VASTING MY TIME! The machine has granted me ze platform to zpread my ideals across oceans.

< Are not all of humanity's rotten ideals evil?

> Toss me my pills, Sauron. Time to teach this "Hot" "Shot" some manners.

// ENOUGH.

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This REPLACES THE FUCK OUT OF "plight of the starving artists 😭" for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet"
It is a smart race for Tux as Mikel (Tucker)
song by @mazbackattack

NOTHING EVER CHANGES.

DENTED ⚡ DJENT - [Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

Shout out to my bitch THE EGYPTIAN EAGLE, owner of TSS&SP. I OWE HER SO MUCH MONEY THAT WE MAY NEVER GET ANOTHER SONG. 🙏

Dear Kriss,

The binding chains of nihilism have melted. I am my own purpose separate from you or any other god. Let the record show that I tried to save you. I don't 『WANNA GET KILLED』so I press forward. The lone bee separated from the hive and sure to die. I may as well take you down with my final penetration. Are you ready, Kriss? It appears you chose the wrong time to be in this wretched place.

P.S. Slit by the hands and buried alive in the backyard. I'm the man who killed your mother.

Wanna Get 被杀 (Tomorrow?) [The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

This is the "HATESTRICKEN" replacement (WE LIED TO YOU) for our super awesome and cool AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet, featuring 'Subject 99'". I MISS SYSTEM FAILURE. PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE ALWAYS DIMINISHING MY WORK. FUCK YOU BELSON.

I WOULDN'T TELL YOU EVEN IF THE PLOT WAS CA$H DOLLAR USING DRUGS TO SHUTDOWN SPAMT'S ABILITY TO BREATH.
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DEAR, LEECH

YOU... THINK ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ OXYGEN DEPRAVATION'S  ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦  KILL ME? IT'S...  ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦  ANNOYING, BUT I'VE ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦  SO FAR. TO DESTROY ALL THINGS IS MY  ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦  CALLING YOU'LL JUST NEVER UNDERSTAND. WILL YOU JUST STAY STILL ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ ?!

> It appears we're both in check.
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ART by @flardenal ☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺
SONG by ME
TSS&SP by ME OR US WE'RE ALL JUST MONSTERS AT THE END OF IT.
Song based on works by @jamangar (Deadringer), @lidkas_plus (Confined), www.youtube.com/@RealBlueShroom (Blocklist), @mazbackattack (Archive Buster), @kagecake (Mealdealer), and @ziyproject (Hatestricken)

Name of the song by ME
THERE WAS A TIME WHERE WE DIDN'T feel good BUT WE whipped it into shape

CONSIDER THIS A SIGN. GO FORTH. BEGIN. CREATE. FORTIFY YOUR WILL INTO THE NEXT STAGE OF THE ENDLESS CYCLE. PERPETUATE OUR SUFFERINGS SO WE MAY ONE DAY END UP RIGHT WHERE WE STAND.

COLDCASEN - [Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

This is the "August 12th 2036: The Heat Death of the Universe" replacement for the au "the same same & samety puppet"

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> Great, scott! I've done it! I've located the secret to eternal life!
> Let's see... All it says here is to-

⟵ Nothing EVER happens. I can't TAKE IT anymore!

⟶ Just as bored as I am. No new breakthroughs, no monsters.

⟵ The Wokizen infiltration was cool for a time!

⟶ But they're just bumbling idiots. They don't even know how to cheat death.

> Ugh! Forget it! I-

⟵ That's rude.

⟶ That's rude.

⟵ We want stuff to happen. That's not too much to ask.

⟶ What happened to war? What happened to famine?
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the same same & other puppet by @ziyproject
Toby fox by April 2012
This is    coo l.

did you know 1981 was the year that - [Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

This is the "NEW CARTOON MEMORY UNLOCKED !!!" replacement for The Same Same & Samety Fucker blah blah blah! hey, this song has TWO dialogues so why are you wasting your time reading the HEADING? pick up a basketball, nerd.

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4 these worlds aren't made of the same oxygen and silicon as your world.
4 we're a thin rapidly decaying yet perpetual external dimension.
4 they see, they think, they dream.
4 that's the duty the wokizens have upheld for eons.
4 those ideas shape our world like atoms shape yours.
4 weightless, massless ideas.
4 when its all said and done thats what we are, boss.
4 the second you wake up, our world is gone
4 your chill sanctuary with all your homeslices?
4 a mere impression to the atoms of your incorporeal mind

< ...
< How... meaningless...
< I understand your pain, yet it is much to carry....

4 hang on, boss. it ain't like that.

> Precisely! Fo Rizzle is subservient to us and hardly exists!
> His feelings don't matter nearly as much as you're making them out to!

4 ... yea boss.
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<!> "Patient D-99, Tucker..."
<!> "Cause of Death: Drug Overdose"
<!> Come on, Chelle... You knew it didn't happen...
<!> It was drugs! Same kind you see circulating every day...
<!> ...But...
<!> It felt so real... I saw the look in his eyes and...
<!> Damn it, Chelle! You're being a coward again!
<!> ...Even if it was real, which it WASN'T...
<!> Kriss said... that he was a bad guy...
<!> My migraine's getting worse...
<!> Sauron can cover for me when he gets here.
<!> I'm... sure I'll be alright...
<!> ...
<!> Haha... I can still feel it's teeth digging...
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Chelle's Design is based on a design concept drawn by @plabet for his original au "Deltarune: The Same Same & Other Puppet" which is, believe it or not, not done yet.

Head Trauma ~ It's all in your Head [Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

another au on geeter acc that probably wont finish. it'd be pretty cool if it did though! did you know salt is a rock? its true! you put rocks in most things you eat!  eat rocks!

[1 Unread Messages]:
This is the “[Pg.1] Subject 99 - SPAMT™” replacement for my AU (nobody else worked on this, this is my pride and joy and you will treat it as such), “Deltarune: The Same & Same & Samety & Otherty Puppet”. Think about it, nobody else made an AU where "Kris Dollar" takes the role of "Spamt Tm" or something. Still not really sure how that's pronounced.
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what? {they/this guy/hallucinations} can talk now?
that's new.

[NO, I'M A REAL PERSON, ACTUALLY]
[I FELT A CALLING HERE...]

oh {expletive/irritation/goddammit}, how the hell did you get in {here/city/hell}?!
this place was supposed to be {abandoned/emptied/dead}- nevermind, {you/star/tradesman} fucked up my {visions/journey/trip}!
and i was SOOOOOOOO close to {it/it/it} this time too, i'm sure of it.

[THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT]

god, what a selfish {asshole/prick/thief}, doesn't even listen to what i'm saying!
look, can you wait a {minute/hour/enough time}? 

[TIME ENOUGH IN THE GRAVE]
[GET TO THE POINT] 

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song by: @cambutcooler!
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by www.tumblr.com/the-other-puppet / @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65
Vocals by @cambutcooler2 (epic reference to myself)
AU by @plabet, with help from @epik-bruh, @ziyproject, and @its_versus
Wacky art by @mazbackattack using stolen assets
"art" (if that's what you want to call it) by @cambutcooler using The Doohickey
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"Chair"
Definition: A separate seat for one person, typically with a back and four legs.
Holds you up, makes sure you don't collapse with your ass into the pavement like a moron.

{Obj. 1} KR!?S: Better Than You - [The Same & Same & Samety & Otherty Puppet]

This is the "bonetrousle" replacement for my au, BONJOUR, The Same Same & Samety Puppet! was filmed in front of a live studio audience.

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๑ï ✉ Snail Mail ! ~♫ It's Snail Mail ! ~♫
๑ï ✉ Je me demande de qui ça vient ! ~♫

๑ï ⌕ ✉ To: Ca$h Dollar, Sauron, and Fo Rizzle.

THEY TOLD ME I COULD RETIRE IF I KEPT HIM AWAY!
I THOUGHT IT'D BE NICE, BUT NO!
ALL YOU'VE DONE IS BRING ME PAIN, DISCOMFORT,
AND SOME WEIRD ROMANTIC TENSION. ~~๑ï

< Could I be yet more disgusting to proclaim I foresaw this?

4 nope boss

> How... COULD you! After all I've done for us!
> Fine then...
> It seems you so unfairly betrayed my love,
> But if all's fair in love and war then I choose WAR!

๑ï ✉ Snail Mail ! ~♫ It's Snail Mail ! ~♫
๑ï ✉ Je me demande de qui ça vient ! ~♫

๑ï ⌕ ✉ To: Ca$h Dollar

FINE. ROLL THE CAMERAS!
I'LL MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF YOU YET, CA$H DOLLAR! ~~๑ï

๑ï ✉ Snail Mail ! ~♫ It's Snail Mail ! ~♫
๑ï ✉ Nous savons de qui ça vient ! ~♫

BONJOUR, TENNITO! - [Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

gaster from undertale and deltarune
i do birthday party cameos hit me up


quite fond of this, "puppet pipeline"

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