Woke up with a paw smack straight to the chin
Cat hungry again, scratchin’ at my skin
Bank account’s low, but the food’s gourmet
Only eats tuna flown in from the bay
Used to date women, now it’s just me
And a feline judge who won’t let me be
Tryna work, she sits on my Mac
Deleted my spreadsheet, clawed through my snacks
Litter box stank like dreams that died
Every time I mop, she pees with pride
Posted her pic, got two likes and a roast
Now my cat’s got a TikTok, and she boasts the most humour


CREAMED (Cats Rule Everything Around Me)

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