We all tease, with our wicked ways. Women tease in a much more brutal fashion. Sometimes knowingly, and sometimes they're oblivious to their tempting ways. Whatever the case may be, don't feel too bad about it. Just remember this shit ladies! Every man will chase that cookie. The only men that really deserve it are the ones that continue to put in the work, even after it's clear they won't be reaching it for a very, VERY long time. You find that motherfucker, and I guarantee that when he finally gets to that cookie, he'll put Cookie Monster to shame. Seriously, if he doesn't have to blow his nose afterwards, he IS NOT trying hard enough. Fellas, don't be so frivolous with the pussy chasing! No man on earth will listen to this advice, of course. Even I wouldn't have, in my younger years. But, I had to try! Also, fuck bitches, get money!! That goes for everybody. Go out and do some sexy shit for Jesus, and that chocolate bunny this Sunday. He died for your sins, so make sure he didn't die for nothing. Get your share of sinning in this season. You dirty fucker! hehe

Fuck It Friday Episode 55 The Drive for 55

Welcome, I’m Jenn, & my Co-host Jay. Creators of the #FuckItFriday episodes of People are the worst podcast. Our random thoughts of the week taking off with the ADD of a well trained seahorse. Shit gets WILD and quick!!
Please give us a listen, leave a review in your podcast player. Did you love it? Do you hate it? 
*WARNING* this podcast uses very explicit language, we don’t shy away from anything, there will be offensive subjects, wording, no part of this will be PC. We aren’t very filtered people, so we wanted to make sure y’all got the real us. 

The reason we’re like this is, we deal with people every single day, and well the name of the podcast gives it away, People are the WORST. 

Sit down, take a load off, and let us make you laugh for a while. We think we’re hilarious, you should to!

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