Not even one of the stupid over-the-top descriptions i'd usually put for a J-Toozy song can save this one.. 

I'm sorry

I did NOT write any of these lyrics. These are all jimmy original bars.

**Disclaimer** this is ironic (im sure you couldnt tell)

Surrounded By Minge  -  J-Toozy

J-Toozy back in full effect on this brand new track where his smooth melodic vocal abilities shine throughout the catchy vibes of the song, that is bound to be bumped on aux in cars all throughout the greater sydney area. 

**DISCLAIMER** this is satire 

lyrics written by me (not toozy)

LYRICS:
x2
Baby wait
Toozy’s on the way
You would look way better with my mayo on your face aye
I aint ever chase less I fuckin at her place
Linking on the first date when I pop the champagne aye

The nights young and Ive done my daily fuck list
Seven bimbo Lizzos, in 30 minutes, I bust quick
Was a rough shift, but Im on my way to hit the streets
Cause Jimmy’s johnson is wantin a little fresh meat

Had enough of snow bunnies, need me an island girl
Coconut coloured and curvy, riding till my toes curl
Fuckin the shit out of her throat, until the hoe hurls
Custard capacity is at max, so I just burst, burst
aye
Drowned in the sauce, the bitch leavin the crib in a hearse, hearse  

Met a ting at the club, but Im thinkin its one I love
Im the prince of the clits but Im givin her ring a rub
End of the night, she thinkin she a keeper
Get out of my sight, i’ll never treat ya
   
x2
Baby wait
Toozy’s on the way
You would look way better with my mayo on your face aye
I aint ever chase less I fuckin at her place
Linking on the first date when I pop the champagne aye

champagne & mayo  -  J-Toozy

**DISCLAIMER**
All music posted here is satirical and ironic in nature, and is created for people I know in real life to have a laugh at... Do NOT take anything said in these songs as serious or real


ROLLING RECORDS is a "record label"

(stupid name i get it, but a continuation of an inside joke, which would also imply any of the music posted is NOT SERIOUS and shouldn't be treated as such)


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FreshPrince
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MF C
LilXSmall10
Yung Jump
Kath Pollard
Booga Suga
MC Flawless
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