OPTIMUSIIUUUUU

[Verse 1]
Clank of the titan, earth splits in two—
A shadow with teeth where the meek crash through.
No chrome-wheeled slave, just a beast unchained,
One king’s decree: Let the weak be maimed.

[Pre-Chorus]
Lock your gears, bite your tongue,
Pray the horde hasn’t begun.
Claws like gods, heart like lead—
Sleep wrong, you’ll wake up dead.

[Chorus]
Crown of the scrapheap, jaws of the storm,
Burn every bridge till the ashes reform.
Follow the tyrant, or drown in the swarm—
One truth he’s got: You’ll respect him… or mourn.

[Verse 2]
Allies? He’ll scoff, “Just chains in disguise!”
But let traitors rise—watch their circuits fry.
A blade dipped in stars, a laugh forged in spite,
He’ll gut a galaxy… just ’cause he might.

[Pre-Chorus]
Lock your gears, bite your tongue,
Feel the ground scream where he’s hung.
Eyes like voids, fists like graves—
Cross him once, dig your cave.

[Chorus]
Crown of the scrapheap, jaws of the storm,
Crush every idol till the heavens deform.
Bow to the brute, or get caught in the swarm—
One law he’s got: Kill the sun till it’s torn.

[Bridge]
Flash of a genius— circuits rewrite,
Solved equations that made angels take flight.
But brains are a cage, and rage tastes so right…
So he smashed his IQ to reignite the fight.

[Outro]
No graves for legends—just rust in his wake,
The weak plead for mercy; he grins, “Mistake.”
The throne’s built on adversary breaks…
King of the ash, and the ground always shakes.

[Final Chorus]
Crown of the scrapheap, jaws of the storm,
Shatter the cosmos till it’s fractured and worn.
Serve the damned tyrant, or get ripped from form—
One truth he’s got: You’ll respect him… or mourn.

[Chorus]
Crown of the scrapheap, jaws of the storm,
(jaws of the storm,)
Crush every idol till the heavens deform.
(till the heavens deform.)
Bow to the brute, or get caught in the swarm—
(caught in the swarm—)
One law he’s got: Kill the sun till it’s torn.
(till it’s torn.)

Rage Tastes So Right (Grimlock Song - Transformers)

Dinobot

contains a sample from Paranoid Paparazzi by Yung Lean

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An anthemic EDM track built for the big moments. With Optimus Prime’s Allspark speech driving the atmosphere, heavy synths and hard-hitting drops bring a cinematic edge to the dancefloor. It’s a nod to something legendary, reworked into a high-energy set piece.

the allspark

Megatron

Consistency- Transformers

Critapocalypse is a fortnightly podcast where myself (Ant) and my buddy Matt review a number of films, games, TV shows and various other stuffs that we've been enjoying, or not, over the last few weeks. We take turns to say our piece and then apply some form of arbitrary score.

This week we review:

Transformers: Age of the Primes Megatronus – 00:08:24
Lilo & Stitch (2025) – 00:17:22
Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning – 00:28:03
Virgin Island: 00:42:32
Mario Kart World – 00:51:27
Cyberpunk 2077 Ultimate Edition for Switch 2 – 01:08:53
Nintendo Switch 2 – 01:18:20
The Accountant 2 – 01:40:57

You can also listen to Critapocalypse on itunes at: itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/crita…id958341550?mt=2

Can follow Ant's stuff at:
Mellow Gaming: www.youtube.com/user/LV54Spacemonkey
Twitter: @LV54Spacemonkey

You can follow Matt's Stuff at:
Twitter: @Critapocalypse

The Critapocalypse Theme is available, along with some other tasty jams at: weathergirlrecords.bandcamp.com/album/suck


Critapocalypse Podcast 260 - Switch 2: Switch Harder

[Verse 1]
Shadows claw at your resolve
Echoes scream but fade
Every step is a battle cry
In the storm you’re made

[Pre-Chorus]
When the weight of the world’s crashing down
And the walls start closing in

[Chorus 1]
Rise (Rise)
Through the ashes of the night
Feel the thunder in your veins
Rise (Rise)
Turn the tide with every stride
The dawn will bear your name

[Verse 2]
Legends write in shattered glass
Tears fuel the flame
No retreat, no hollow ground
You wear the scars of change

[Pre-Chorus]
When the clock’s ticking faster than sound
And the ghosts scream louder than pain

[Chorus 2]
Rise (Rise)
Let the lightning chart your course
Rewrite the stars, ignite the force
Rise (Rise)
Every wound becomes a crown
The phoenix lives where kingdoms drown

[Bridge]
Break the silence, claim the throne
The fire inside’s your own
No surrender, no disguise
The hero’s born in the crucible’s cry

[Chorus 3]
Rise (Rise)
Through the ashes of the night
The thunder’s yours to command
Rise (Rise)
Turn the tide with every stride
The dawn is in your hands

[Verse 1]
Shadows claw at your resolve
Echoes scream but fade
Every step is a battle cry
In the storm you’re made

[Pre-Chorus]
When the weight of the world’s crashing down
And the walls start closing in

[Chorus 1]
Rise (Rise)
Through the ashes of the night
Feel the thunder in your veins
Rise (Rise)
Turn the tide with every stride
The dawn will bear your name

[Verse 2]
Legends write in shattered glass
Tears fuel the flame
No retreat, no hollow ground
You wear the scars of change

[Pre-Chorus]
When the clock’s ticking faster than sound
And the ghosts scream louder than pain

[Chorus 2]
Rise (Rise)
Let the lightning chart your course
Rewrite the stars, ignite the force
Rise (Rise)
Every wound becomes a crown
The phoenix lives where kingdoms drown

[Bridge]
Break the silence, claim the throne
The fire inside’s your own
No surrender, no disguise
The hero’s born in the crucible’s cry

[Chorus 3]
Rise (Rise)
Through the ashes of the night
The thunder’s yours to command
Rise (Rise)
Turn the tide with every stride
The dawn is in your hands

[Outro]
Rise
Rise
Ohhh—yeah!

Rise - Legends Version (Optimus Prime Song - Transformers)

Talking new comics (DC, Marvel, & Indie) every Thursday at 5pm PT/ 8pm ET, this week with guests Manny @mannyreadscomics, Deanna @deanna.kinnie, and host Dimithri Perera @thisisdimithri!

This week’s new comics:
*Absolute Batman #9 (DC Comics)
*Giant Size Dark Phoenix Saga #1 (Marvel Comics)
*Transformers #21 (Image Comics)
*Robin & Batman: Jason Todd #1 (DC Comics)
*Runaways #1 (Marvel Comics)
*DC vs Vampires: World War V #10 (DC Comics)
*Marvel United: Pride 2025 (Marvel Comics)
*and a lot more!

Watch the episode on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSWG2DVZrzc and 

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Comic Talk (June 12th, 2025): Absolute Batman #9, New Avengers #1, Supergirl #2, and more!

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