Peezy Sheezy Micro S-Deezy.

The finest bullshit Audacity ever churned out.

Keto Keto Burrito

Ballin

Ballin But Obama & biden sing it

i just played guitar

Mystery Bucket

vac life

So you think you know what's best for me, do you?
I've got a striking surprise for you now

You don't know shit.

You are the first one to answer when anything's said
Shut up!  Just take a moment to consider these words

You don't know shit.

There is nothing quite as grating 
As a person who assumes that he 
Knows what's right
Now, granted I am stupid but that 
doesn't give you license to abuse me

There is nothing quite as draining 
As listening to you blather on like you are
The king of the world

When you don't know shit.

So you think you know what's best for me, do you?
I've got a striking surprise for you now

You don't know shit.

Misc

You Don't Know Shit

Well the rover came courting
He stole me away
He spoke to me of finery
Of beauty and of lace

How can I tell my lover
I'm gonna leave?
How can I say to him 
He ain't the one for me?

Well the rambler took me traveling
Far from my home
He slipped the ring off my hand
And taught me how to roam

How can I tell my lover
I'm gonna leave?
How can I say to him 
I ain't his bride to be?

Now I've seen enough of this hard land
To roughen up my face
I've sewed myself some common clothes
From finery and lace

The rover he is long since gone
But I love him still
If he won't come back for me
My lover surely will

How can I tell my lover
I'm gonna leave?
How can I say to him 
We weren't meant to be?

I'm Gonna Leave

An audio graveyard  from a forgotten age.

poopoo and peepee
ScrumLord
Dog Burglary abroad

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