[CHORUS?] (ง︡’-’︠)ง
es ist wingman unser anonymer agent
in den herzen aller menschen ist die Liebe zu ihm mächtig
er ist hier und er ist da und hat den spike schon längst platziert
er ist der Held in jedem Märchen, ist der traum Mann jedes Mädchens, 
 
er ist der gelbe blitz in ner runde, er ist der sonnenstrahl im jungle 
und seine liebe ist die 8er jedes bullen, 
und sieht er mal nen gegner is er vorwurfsvoll am spucken
auf den rotz, der sich Spieler nennt, 
weil zu dem gesindel er kein mitleid kennt.

Wir wissen alle wer die Runde Führt,
es is nich sage, es is nicht phoenix
es ist der König der das movement kennt 
und wenn ihr leise in ner ecke flennt,
erbamt sich unser König und erhebt sich zum dirigent 

und wisst was? - auf ihn ist immer verlass 
halt dein maul, es heißt WINGMAN for president, yo

[BRIDGE] ٩(˘◡˘)۶
wie sagte Wingman eines tages, nach einem ez sieg,
ne killjoy is nen ez kill für den kleinen boy 
und raze ist nur schnell wenn sie wieder Dizzy sieht
und das omen ist ein mythos, was vor Moshpit flieht
und bei iso fragt sich jeder wiesos nen agent ist
neon ist zwar schnell undso, bis sie gekko frisst
Tejo schmeist zwar bomben und das ist ya cool undso
Bei dem Planten scheitert er doch nur wieder bodenlos
und die andern sind zu irrelevant, 
da ist der skill halt zu knapp
da hat sich wingman nichtmal zugewandt
die sterben einfach so, der grund is jedem weiter unbekannt

[PRE-CHORUS] ٩(˘◡˘)۶
Ihr seid so ein müll, das trash in euch nen bruder sieht
ihr seid seit Bodenlos, das dizzy lieber oben fliegt
ihr setzt nen ping auf jede smoke obwohl sich nichts bewegt
selbst wenn da kein gegner ist, werdet ihr von Mosh zerlegt

Wir wissen alle wer der Loser is,
Doch ein namen hier zu nennen, das ist doch etwas schwer, 
sie switchen jede runde, wenn man den Moshpits schickt
und ihr den spike nicht krieg

[OUTRO] (╥︣﹏᷅╥)
wingman könnte Haus auf Maus reimen und wäre trotzdem goad
ob egirl oder schwarzenegger geben wingman nen shout out, shout out
und wenn auf die bühne kommt, is selbst der worldwide moshpit zu laut
 
selbst godzilla legt sich schlafen wenn er wingman sieht und
in ner villa steht ne büste von napoleon und daneben sieht man ihn
in sein dreams, und er genießts, weil er believet


Wingman for president

hold on, yeah
this song goes out to my best friend nick
i met you on valorant
that one random day
and not gonna lie you were pretty annoying at the start
when i first heard ur annoying ass voice, i couldnt bare it
but then, i kinda got used to it
and now, we are like the bestest friends ever!
and we talk everyday

nah, fuck that
you fat bitch
u thought u were safe from me? nobody is safe from me
ur name is grillenberger u aint got no bitches
You obese motherfucker, your name is a burger,
You sweat in the winter, shake like a tremor,
play Valorant daily, still stuck in Silver,
Got an ego so big, but your skills ain't killer,
Talk loud like a siren, whine loud like a toddler,
(fuck, hamburgers)
You breath too much weed, now your thoughts movin slower,
u Got snacks on your desk and crumbs on the controller,
gamble your saving but you aint a high roller
(u fat motherfucker)
You’re trash in the Rift, always throwin’ the gank,
Built like Chemtank  fat, slow, and blank.
You queue five-stack just to bring devastation,
Your ego inflated  pure hallucination,
Team’s tryna clutch while you need medication.
You talk like a god, but there’s no validation,
One tapped again? huh, Congratulations.
You high off the weed, lost in rotation,
Thinking you’re tuff, that’s imagination.

what happend to the one girl?
her name was Sara
but you couldnt get her because u were too young
and she didnt even like you
you fumbled the bag.
and now you fumbled ur life.
you fat piece of bacon.

obesity (BAG FUMBLED) Nick Disstrack @prod. lunnny

AGENCY KEK MACHINE

i made this for fun, but it kinda hard tbh

Songs I used:
Skrillex & Rick Ross - Purple Lamborghini [WARNER]
milli, VALORANT - ONE PUNCH

[MIKAZE]
@mikazemusic
www.youtube.com/@themikazemusic
www.facebook.com/mikazekazekazekaze
www.twitter.com/MORSENMUSIC

PURPLE PUNCH (prod. MIKAZE)

another version for Vyse's theme, with energetic-memphis style phonk.

Play VALORANT now: https://playvalorant.com/

[mikaze]
@mikazemusic
www.instagram.com/thisismikazemusic
www.facebook.com/mikazekazekazekaze
www.youtube.com/@themikazemusic

ALL PATHS END WITH ME

Today on TTK we talk about the debut of this new podcast, the Valorant Match Fixing scandal, bad Gen Z fashion trends. 

00:00 - Intro
06:00 - IEM Dallas
18:23 - Vitality GOAT?
35:50 - Los Ratones Win
47:02 - Valorant Match Fixing
59:43 - Liquid Honda Blow Up
1:09:59 - Fortnite Skill Gap
1:21:48 - Valve Killed Gaming?
1:35:13 - Roblox Total Drama Island

This Might Just Kill Valorant Esports | TTK

https://open.spotify.com/track/4tJEbxS2hRHMso2eVLjkVn?si=9fea1fa745c34190

its meant to be this short x
~
i'd do what i could
to make you happy
i know that i should--
i shouldn't trust you
but i wanna trust you
but i wanna love you
whys it hard to love you?

got a lot of problems
yeah i've
got a lot of problems
& i wish i could solve them

if not for me, then for you
for you
always for you

prod. neverforever

if not for me, then for you

(AI generated) Kumotsuki Anthem

Projet RTS

Prod. Sav, allinfavor
Lyrics.

[Intro]
Ouu Sav Killed it!
Favor is what makes things unfair.

[Verse]
Nabitai steady f*cking on another guy
1 Week, in that, b*tch I ain't gotta lie.
Wasn't she f*cking on matt? Why you f*cking chubby guys.
Nabitai she talking sh*t we smoke that b*tch, she in the sky.
2000 for my jeans this is real Amiri.
Nabi pillow talking up online b*tch I am not Siri.
Looking at you through your window Nabi I can see you clearly
Tow trucks, and pizzas they both close, which ones nearing?
Yeah, you get that bar.
Think you dissing me, must be wishing on a shooting star
She was datin' juju that's okay he can't even drive a car.
You edating Sen from Albania, he really far.
A b*tch could never get a penny from me, and that's on my soul.
Talking down on Carved? That's okay bro I up the pole.
Nabi that's my new targ, SE then steal the sol.
But my data real bad, she told me she got 0.
Ain't got no sol in yo addy.
I just bagged a cougar b*tch 40 call me daddy.
Nabi think she driving but she whipping in a caddy
Everyday it's chick-fil-a this b*tch is looking like a fatty
All in favor, and if you give a fuck go raise yo hand.
Sen, Nic, Kite, Liv's boyfriend.
Don't forget about Dre PZGP.
And Nabitai just scammed me so I'm bouta make a DD.
And shoutout Luh Jase cause that n*gga copped a PV.
Brand new 2-toned APeezy, yeah shoutout JBeezy.
Nabitai your dissed why the f*ck you tried to beat me.
Swear to God I'm never bumping Nabitai up on my TV.

[Goat Talk]
Yeah f*ck your dead ass YouTube channel.
That's why you had to delete that sh*t n*gga.
And guess what we smoking your sh*t.
Cause all you be doing is edating.
You ain't got no job, no life, no nothing and I'm on your sh*t n*gga AHH.

[Verse 2]
Yeah, Smooth Operator.
I'm a Smooth Operator I get all the paper.
Nabitai you fucked you got dissed by All In Favor.
Oh you just unadded me? That's okay I'll see you later!
You can't stay away from me. So you might as well add me back.
Nabitai you shit at Da Hood, I'll air you with my tac.
I'll never wanna be you rather go in cardiac.
Smoking Nabitai she really like my pockets big back.
You ain't never dropped a diss don't try and lie up on my name.
And you stole my Razer Macro tryna post it for some fame.
I was cool with you but now I'm dissing shit cause I'm not tame.
I use to think that you was cool but now you just a f*cking lame.

Smooth Operator (Nabitai Dahood Diss)

Today the boys talk about the absolute insanity that is the Counter-Strike Austin Major. We also have Valorant Masters Toronto happening at the same time. They also cover the Xbox Showcase and the declining Deadlock playerbase. Note: This was filmed right before the MIBR vs. Falcons match. 

Hosted by: Sebastien Martin-Schultz (@sebdot) Devil Coull (@Fake_DevinCoull) Dimitri Pascaluta (@DPascaluta)
Produced & Edited: Sebastien Martin-Schultz (@sebdot) 

This Major Is Crazy | TTK

had to reupload cuz i didnt like the first version.

Redemption (Will have sequels for sure)

The boys catch up with our crew who are at the Counter-Strike Major and Valorant Masters Toronto. 

This Is Who’s Going To Win The Major… | TTK

хаслю днями и ночами они не понимают 
крипта сосочек попловок дудочик , дунул грамм шишек цыган гриша отсосал за 5 грамм гашиша , я щас в лас вегасе цурим цыган попал сюда по призыву , трахаю ее пусси называй её туссси  , лифчик на зомке я как енот грабитель на лице повязка  грязных сук ебитель , хвост трубой мне сосал домовой , сижу на ксививайде называй меня тролль , кинул  промоавиацию  от в ответ ушел в постель , на руке лежат поспорта людей


твоя сука это моя лабубу , она не отдавала я сам забраЛ
я не буду щас придумывать , я просто читаю много
на мне щас флиска от баленсиаги , ракаю только большие шузы , твоя шлюза,  моя бывшая муза.
мы щас в авиопарке , стоим в очереди за новыми парами , кроссы на ноге стоят больше , тыщ на две
закрой ебло брооуууК ты  не шаришь за мой ринг тон 
я не хожу в обычных найках меня сводит сумма - сумма  больших бабак 
воркаю тут и там как пабло эскобар 
дед хасан покупал у меня 5 грамм 
в криминальном мире меня называют секс дробитель
я не из кто отдает бабки , я из тех на кого работают больше бабки  1.22
паспортные данные закупал в военкомате 
я не когда не был обделенным , всегда был кем то окрыленным 
моя сука щас на моей винте , крутится как шашлык  на шампуре
и течет как моршмелла в чайхане 



TRY hard BIKSTEYP ПАПЛАВОК SWAG

Free DL: https://hypeddit.com/musicbyciel/qingmadivalorantegocielaireaslinflip

Qing Madi, Valorant - EGO (C[IE]L & Aireaslin FLIP) [FREE DL]

this was made sampling Valorant's very well known song with BBNO$

valorant brainrot

15 Years old (08/19)

duo: https://soundcloud.com/rmsuhh
I make music for fun.

Collabs are open.
DM me on sc ^^^
dc: kyskunai
Viet and Laos livin in the states.
--------------------------------------------------
Dream collabs:
9broken
kxllf1zer
killxve
herllex
moon$lay3r
leftoz
unwalker
rxscx
oaktreehill
myself
B!B
neyoz
dxstrxcted

one day I'll make a happy song Lol .. 

dm me discord: ._morgan

viet | 18 | producer

i make house and shit

label @poweredbyinfinite

other's acc >> @mikazekazekaze

duo @timefliesaway

main (formerly) >> @mikazemusic

label @poweredbyinfinite

this acc only use to post remixes, ids and flips and also random shits

I'm 23 and I'm studying electronic engineering in Naples. 
Recently, I'm programming videogames. 
I compose music as hobby, expecially soudtracks for videogames.

Hier landet all der Kram, den ich so mache. Eingelesene Geschichten von Wattpad mit ein bisschen mehr Zusatzinhalt, Songs, mit denen ich nur halb zufrieden bin und die sonst auf meiner Festplatte verstauben würden, und vielleicht noch anderer Kram.

Zum Glück heiße ich überall gleich, also einfach überall nach "Zendor" suchen.

Hier gibt's ja 'ne Kommentarfunktion, sag mir gern, was du magst und was du richtig kacke findest.


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