Mama was a catfish 
Country-western lure
Daddy had a death wish
Southern Comfort cure

Tequilla and prescriptions
A little overboard
Dollars and descriptions 
Knocking off the store

Vente Quemada
Don’t tell your mama
Vampire Mermaid
I thirst for blood

He was into scuba
I was into flex
Madam Barracuda
Had him by the neck

Floating like a deadman
Current at the cape
Flotsam and jetsam
Snorkel to escape

Vente Quemada
Don’t tell your mama
Vampire Mermaid
I thirst for blood

Mama phoned our cousin
The Raven Sentinel
She called it an abduction
And we should rot in hell

He flew at me in Walmart
Concealing a harpoon
Then I produced a broadsword
And we escaped our doom


Vente Quemada
Don’t tell your mama
Vampire Mermaid
I thirst for blood

Those cowboy boots are flawless
Orlando Taekwondo 
She squished me like an olive
Hung me like a phone

We hurried back to our love nest
Swept by a stormy breeze
We kissed upon the landing
He fumbled with the keys
I clutched him like a Hermit crab
And drank the tidal roar
I left him on the dock so sad
All’s fair in love and war

Vente Quemada

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