Song about the plight of the CBS Survivor alumni in these pre-season 50 times

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Produced by Patrick Gaughan

Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Think about the island, I been gone too damn long
So blindsided and betrayed, thinking bout what went wrong
Never found an idol, why the hell did I look so hard?
I can’t worry ‘bout my problems, I can fix ‘em when I’m gone

[Pre-Chorus]
One, here comes forty-two, to the three, to the four
Tell 'em "Bring me back", I can give em plenty more
One time on the island, I just need one more
Oh my, good Lord

[Chorus]
Someone get me a new flint and machete
They know me and Jeff Probst’s got a history
Therе's a party down south, near Fiji
Everybody tryna be on Season 50
Everybody tryna be on Season 50
Everybody tryna be on Season 50

I've been woozy since I left, I was playing for a check
Tell my ma', I ain't forget (oh, Lord)
Woke up mad at 10 a.m, I’ma do this shit again
Tell Jeff to bring my friends (oh, Lord)

[Pre-Chorus]
One, here comes forty-two, to the three, to the four
Tell 'em "Bring me back", I can give em plenty more
One time on the island, I just need one more
Oh God, good Lord

[Chorus]
Someone get me a new flint and machete
They know me and Jeff Probst’s got a history
There's a party down south, near Fiji
Everybody tryna be on Season 50
Everybody tryna be on Season 50
Everybody tryna be on Season 50

[Bridge]
One, here comes forty-two, to the three, to the four
When it's last call and they leave us at the door
It's gettin' kind of late but we wanna play some more
Oh my, good Lord

[Chorus]
Someone get me a new flint and machete
They know me and Jeff Probst's got a history
There's a party down south, near Fiji
Everybody tryna be on Season 50
Can someone get me a new flint and machete
They know me and Jeff Probst’s got a history
I know my whole fam’s gonna miss me
Everybody tryna be on Season 50
Everybody tryna be on Season 50
Everybody tryna be on Season 50

A Survivor Song (Season 50) (Parody of "A Bar Song" by Shaboozey)

Arm Tails Up
Parody of One, Two Step by Ciara
Wandoff by Corey Blakeborough for a RAANAP Special Episode
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Frank G is
Autocratic, antisocial, strict, not like all the rest
Moto Magi tribe is hopeful, let's get secrets off our chest 
Pull him in and let him speak
And then we'll see our Frank get freaky
Play I never, play I never, now let's see what Frank G says

…

Drop it, don't stop it
Everybody get up to work
See an elephant
We about to make a bond
Let me see you, arm tails up
Gently sway and arm tails up
Everybody arm tails up
We about to make a bond 

(This thing is)
Pachydermic, kinda nervous, make your rhythm start to surface
Came out hard they day I started, that's me, I'm so uncharted
Working hard and yes I rock it,
Only elephants can stop it
No, I can't stop watching him
Take that dump while I'm downwind
 
Drop it, don't stop it
Everybody get up to work
See an elephant
We about to make a bond
Let me see you, arm tails up
Gently sway and arm tails up
Everybody arm tails up
We about to make a bond

Arm Tails Up - Survivor Africa Wandoff

Quit, Hannah Rose
(parody of "Kiss From a Rose" by Seal)
Corey Blakeborough ("Corey B")
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Wa-wa-wa, (WANDA) wa-wa-wa, (WANDA) wa-wa-wa, wa-aa-nda (WA-WAANDA)
Wa-wa-wa, (WANDA) wa-wa-wa, (WANDA) wa-wa-wa, wa-aa-nda (WA-WAANDA)

You used to watch it lying down there, at home on TV
But you applied, now you're upset about your wet feet
No nicotine and no food make you cry and make you ill 
But did you know that when you go
The bugs, dirt, and sweat turn
To burgers and showers and sleep?

Baby, it's looking like you're gonna quit, Hannah Rose, from the game
Ooh, it's giving mother how you take care of you, yeah
I heard you, Ms. Rose, tell Mike Bloom
And Mike's interview felt the same  

Wa-wa-wa, (WANDA) wa-wa-wa, (WANDA) wa-wa-wa, wa-aa-nda (WA-WAANDA)  

I heard you, Ms. Rose, and it's true
This life's not for you, I'm afraid

Quit Hannah Rose - Survivor 45 Wandoff

Welcome to the Ladder Frame
(parody of "Welcome to the Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance)
Corey Blakeborough ("Corey B")
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When I was eleven
I'd bother Survivor with auditions
To play my favorite game
They said, "Donlon, you'll grow up
And be there
You'll feel like Angelina
and climb the ladder frame

Sometimes I feel my reflux
from this anxiety
And half my tribemates feel like they should go
But through it all, when Jeff Probst calls
I know I can't be beat
When the challenge starts and it's my turn to go

I can't get on, I can't get on
And though the ladder seems so easy
I'm trying but I can't get on
I can't get on
And though I feel like a go-getter
The puzzles won't be better

All I see about me are the memes
WA-AA-NDA
Frequent guest spots on RHAP
WA-AA-NDA
Archetypically, I just could not climb at all!

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