A bunch of songs that weren't good enough or didn't fit the vibe of the EP. My favourite being "Maybe I Was Boring" so I named this little EP after it. The cover art is me on the floor.

Lyrics:

[Intro]
Yeah, I'm recording
One, two, three, four

[Verse 1]
Bouncer greets us at the door
He can tell we've been here before
So he lets us pass
And we climb up 15 flights of stairs
And find that spot in the corner just over there

[Verse 2]
It's only 6:30 but we're starting to drink
I'm ordering the usual
I think I need a change of pace
London's bursting at the seams
It's not quite the place I hoped I'd be

[Chorus]
It's white wine in a Wetherspoons
It's fine dining with cheap perfume
It's country walks down the motorway
How many drugs have you done today?

[Verse 3]
'Cause concrete sculptures and broken glass
It's the lamp posts who guide our paths
Because the moon can't get in
And the clouds hang heavy
Blocking out his pursuit
And booze hangs limply on our rental suits

[Verse 4]
'Cause we're fires, we're burning bright
Breaking bottles and starting fights
But the evening has other plans
Run as they pull up with two more vans

[Chorus]
It's white wine in a Wetherspoons
It's fine dining with cheap perfume
It's country walks down the motorway
How many drugs have you done today?

[Bridge]
But I won't fuss
I'll let you pass
No, I won't fuss
I'll let you pass

[Outro]
'Cause it's only white wine in a Wetherspoons
Fine dining with cheap perfume
DLR closed due to workers' strikes
God knows how I'll get home tonight

Wilbur Soot - White Wine in a Wetherspoons

Maybe I Was Boring

White Wine in a Wetherspoons

Other Songs

Monotony - Back To The Castle

It's time for the percolator.

Originally released on:
https://cokolwiecore.bandcamp.com/album/unlucky-star
13/09/2025

Percolator Time

Bru-C & Window Kid - Five Pound Bet [Out Now On iTunes

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Five Pound Bet

Bru-C & Window Kid - Five Pound Bet [Out Now On iTunes]

New Jersey band Can't Swim talk to Loose Cardigan of Ideas ahead of their show with Real Friends at Newcastle Riverside (09/04/2017).

Can't Swim Interview (9/4/2017)

Episode 24 and we sample some of Cornwall's finest, as brought back by Tom from his holiday. Featuring the 'Kilcobben EPA' from Cornish Chough Brewery, the 'Knill By Mouth' by St. Ives Brewery and the 'Chocolate Kolsch-Style' from Harbour Brewing. Also, the boys sample some 'beery fudge', talk Wetherspoons' departure from social media and try to keep our official mascot Duke calm! And look out for a special surprise from Tom and his 'little friend'...... Enjoy!

Episode 24: Cornish Trav-Ales

Claire on BBC Surrey - The New Wetherspoons - Oct 18

It's the Friday show and Sam doesn't disappoint with his weekend plans. In his words he's off to the "most secure location in the whole of the UK".

We also have tales from a Wetherspoons where a lonely man tried his hardest to not look so lonely. It didn't work.

There's also room to squeeze in a story about Sam's dad and his favourite bit of wood.

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Good Wood

We're back after a short break (George was at the rugby) to return for a fantastic Bonfire Night special!

We take a look behind the curtain at Aldi to find out more about their replica brands and how they get around copyright law.

Sam & George battle it out to see which of them would be the best day and we also have a discussion about our favourite gay icons who donned the denim.

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Men In Denim

We’re proud to crown aih021 as the latest output from Bristol's uber talented multi-instrumentalist Ellen Davies aka /please/. If you’ve been keeping up with allthingsaih then you may well remember a reworking of the Bonnie Tyler classic ‘Total Eclipse Of The Heart’ hitting Pizza Club towards the tail end of last summer so it is a great pleasure to finally welcome the frail songstress back for a full scale release.

Warm keys and an alienatingly distant vocal hinge together a solid collection of Kate Bush influenced deep-summer tracks. Perfect soundtracking for the evening BBQ twilight transition when the sunshine, sunburn and Sunday fun reach their peak. At just aged 18, the beautifully flawless nature of Ellen’s talent is one to celebrate. Or envy. Be rational which ever you do choose.

Available on very limited ghost white cassette or digital download from July 22nd. Pre-order now from http://artishardrecords.limitedrun.com/products/516340-please-e-p/. Download 'Chevrons' for free above.

/please/ - Chevrons

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