We back!! What will it take to block somebody?? Tell us something good abt a #pisces you know.. why are people who don’t masterbate so mad?? Cydney reveals her big one night stand story!

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Bosom Bubbling Over

We back ! Quick updates from the girls at the top of the show, life has been life-ing! Are the Pisces kids full of surprises and upgrades? Lol is the Mexican cartel writing handwritten notes? Lmao and another special #whorestory this week, Enjoy!

Aunties Need Love Too!

Just two girls shooting the shit! Happy Aries SZN.. they’re already starting to grow on me. Lol

We're Your Dream Girls

Shout out to our Aries queen and guest, @misskeea!! Cydney and Shanna's knowledge of Aries get tested in a fun game of Taboo...who are you betting on? The sex work industry is ever-evolving and we have questions LOL! Also, fuck all the creeps who hide behind their power and religion and take advantage of others. Listen to the end for a juicy #whorestory from our guest lmao

If He's Not Beautiful, Squint

We wrapped up Taurus season a couple weeks ago.. how was Taurus season for y’all ? Caitlin Jenner being a horrible person and Montana doesn’t want anyone on tiktok. Shoutout to this raccoon fighting for his life.

I'll Never Be A Beta Bitch

Bombbbb guest this week, our Gemini friend Derrick stopped by and he really knows his shit. We talk abt some strange and funny thing that happened to us recently. Funniestttttt whorer story we’ve had in a good min lmao

Her Teeth Were Falling Out

Going down memory lane this Gemini season.. are y’all remembering to affirm yourselves ? Our friends were out in the poor air quality experiencing history Lol be safe out there

Dat Caretaker Love

We're back with our Virgo fan fav @instadiallo! Can you believe it's been over a decade since we graduated college? Whew chile LOL! What's the most bizarre thing someone has ever stolen from you? To all our Renaissance friends, comment below on your favorite part of the show. When it comes to relationships, what are you choosing looks or vibes? Listen til the end for an exclusive #whorestory from our guest!

Retoot and Reboot

We back and we up baby !! Can your man have a lot of female friends ?? Pisces/ Aries what’s uppp ?? What about these planes and their missing pieces ??

What If He Did Fuck One of Them?

Chile it’s earthquakes and eclipses and all types of things happening !!

The Aftershock & The In Shock

Sign Me Up Podcast was founded in 2015 by college besties Cydney and Shanna. The bi-weekly podcast is set around the duo as they (not always) gracefully navigate their early 30s covering all issues from dating to pop culture to self-care. The show hinges on astrology as an ever-present influence on every aspect of life.

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