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These Bad Boys Will blow ya body to Smithereens. With ease my glad poise shows proudly so with your screens, I please regardless of ya hardest tries with lies to mean, mug me, you calling me ugly? Look at you then! I been balling like rugby, cooking a gem for y’all, looking at them, I call, shout out’s with the gall. To celebrate all, but still have my humor. You delegate ya hate on to me, spreading rumors? I can tell a bait apart from a heart filled story. Besides, BS don’t applies to this guys glory. Random facts, I’m smart and Italian like Florence. We know I Will Smith, but also boy bad like Martin Lawrence. But I ain’t a buddy popo, I could never do a cruddy low move like be part of the force, of course. I show, prove, I’m with the real ones. And when it come to getting the love, I feel tons. Standing on some of the land in Wisconsin. I feel I need to shout out what’s going on in. This state, it is great, our CD’s, more than a weed plate, a sure span of bleeded out. Hard work is coming to full frolicing, no doubt, mo’ clout, growing we pulling a win. I’m still chill though, the bro who eat at Burger King. I stop fo’ a Whopper, it’s the surest purest thing. I got mo’, I’m not full yet, I get onion rings, I eat a ton and sing the jing’, that’s short for jingle. I sport a word ya heard howev’ I clev’ can. It’s my gift like K. Kringle, from it I’ve nev’ ran. I shift to this, girl let’s mingle, my drift is bliss. I’m not Earl Simmons, but in my DM, Xtra women’s. Wanna know where the Grand Champ, I hand stamp, the fake snakes to tell them apart from the smart ranks. And I can see ya ink, I think a second chance, a tough sell, and if you muff, well … I reckon that’s, a goner, I dance to this tune so soon to trance, peeps in heaps when they hear the chant’s, just shake ya pants. Adios! Who the best, gladly us!

Gladly Us (Prod. wizardpem) (Mixed by Whirley)

*Verse 1*
I got the gold
truth be told
im rich as fuck
i live in my goals

I never could fail
Never once took an L
Except that one time
we dont talk about that

Drip, drip, drip
thats the sound of my robe
I got a wish, wish, wish
on the tip of my toes
Sip, sip, sip how im drinking the pose
I gotta dip, dip, dip when im dicken the hoes

Wizard gucci on my slippers, when I walk around the castle
Every want I've ever had, I can get with no hassle
I just flick a the wand, make it appear for free
So the golds really aesthetic, just between you and me

Hey, I gotta play the part, right?

*Chorus*
Pimp Wizard!
Slick Wizard!
Master of the Witch Wizard!
Hot Wizard!
Bad Wizard!
Master of em all!

Tall Wizard!
Rich Wizard!
Got the biggest dick wizard!
Oh wait!
Not dick!
I mean his wand!

*Verse 2*
Aw jeez another day walking through the village
I see the fairies looking at me with their horny ass grinnin
Got the gnomes to the left with the garden so high
I mean the gnomes, not the garden, theyre really really high

We got the village witch making brews, not as good as mine
"Oh hush!" she says "Thats not what you said last night!"
Oh what can I say
I get around the way
Wizards need they wand polished every other day

Take a jaunt down the path
what do we have here
its Harry, "Yo, B", Yo whats up Harry!

Fuckin, dracula right?

Fuck I know

Anyway, back down the lane
we got the vamps hanging out, sipping on some red wine
Chery lane, super straight
They look at me, take a swig and give me a wink with one eye
uh, okay?

Back to the castle
That shit was not a hassle
Yo i gotta meet the villagers
and not like just smash em!

*Chorus*
Pimp Wizard!
Slick Wizard!
Master of the Witch Wizard!
Hot Wizard!
Bad Wizard!
Master of em all!

Tall Wizard!
Rich Wizard!
Got the biggest dick wizard!
Oh wait!
Not dick!
I mean his wand!

*Verse 3*
Yo that witch left her wand here, its going buzz buzz
I gotta check the internet to see if im wanted by the fuzz
My packs are selling by the pound the monsters need em at night
I keep em coming hot n fresh like pizza pizza am I right

you know I seas her undressing like every night
stabbed in the back never once my witches got me right
She pepperoni on my sauce till im dippin in ranch
I got my mozzerella stick keeping warm in her pants

I grab ahold of my broom, I fly it out to space
I talk to the aliens of a different race
Im like yo hey whaddup, they like, globbity glorp
dang man thats racist they like, floggity florp

*Chorus*
Pimp Wizard!
Slick Wizard!
Master of the Witch Wizard!
Hot Wizard!
Bad Wizard!
Master of em all!

Tall Wizard!
Rich Wizard!
Got the biggest dick wizard!
Oh wait!
Not dick!
I mean his wand!

*Verse 4*
Man, fuck that alien guy

I mean, who knew aliens would be such an intolerable people

anyway, back to the rhymes

Ayo I flew my wizarding ass, back down to my castle
I put the broom up on the wall before making some nachos
with my wand i mean, I dont have a kitchen
Why the fuck would I need that molly weasly be trippin

Yo I walked outside, grabbed a pack of the shroomies
ate that shit up so fast I felt like doin the zoomies
I felt that shit so quick, I got my ass fucked up
Im bout to...uh..

..im....

im bout to.... 

..fuck hold on

fuck

wait nah nah i just

i just..

I just need a minute

*Chorus*
Pimp Wizard!
Slick Wizard!
Master of the Witch Wizard!
Hot Wizard!
Bad Wizard!
Master of em all!

Tall Wizard!
Rich Wizard!
Got the biggest dick wizard!
Oh wait!
Not dick!
I mean his wand!

*Bridge*
Hes the coolest
he's just so dang cool
hes the flyest wizard of them all
i bet he plays good at pool

He's the dopest
magnum opus
magician of all time
I hope I get to hear his chorus just
one more time

*Chorus*
Pimp Wizard!
Slick Wizard!
Master of the Witch Wizard!
Hot Wizard!
Bad Wizard!
Master of em all!

Tall Wizard!
Rich Wizard!
Got the biggest dick wizard!
Oh wait!
Not dick!
I mean his wand!

Slick Wizard

*Chorus*
Tap tap tap on my chamber door
on the attack tack tack out my chamber door
its a wrap, wrap, wrap bodies on the floor
its a wrap wrap wrap bodies on the floor

Tap tap tap on my chamber door
Wrap wrap wrap the bodies on the floor
Snack snack snack my monsters they adore
Pat pat pat on they heads they asking for more

*Verse 1*
Guardian of dragons and keeper of keys
the horror ive seen is a still memory
The future ive built with the magic ive used
the love that ive felt, the hate ive ensued

Oh I cant
Oh how will I circumvent
Their hunger its unsated
Ill have to feed them, Im elated

Tap tap tap on my chamber door 
Feed feed feed they asking for more
Monsters monsters, oh how I adore
Rip rip rip to shreds once more

Bloody people, bloody crime
Oh how am I the bad guy
All do I do is feed my babies
Who i give love and kill for daily

Monster madness, monster shame
all these words you throw at me
Youre so simple, easy to kill
How can I resist the thrill

*Chorus*
Tap tap tap on my chamber door
on the attack tack tack out my chamber door
its a wrap, wrap, wrap bodies on the floor
its a wrap wrap wrap bodies on the floor

Tap tap tap on my chamber door
Wrap wrap wrap the bodies on the floor
Snack snack snack my monsters they adore
Pat pat pat on they heads they asking for more

*Verse 2*
Oh they cry
Hunger hurts their monster eyes
I cant let them starve in here
I must depart, im sorry dear

Catch you in the night so weary
Lovely scent theyll love your feeling
Im not a monster im a wizard
Im a monster father dearest

Vampires they crave their blood and
ghouls all need their human skin,
wearwolves cry unless I feed them
mounds of flesh in every season

In return they kill for me
each of all my  enemies
Catch them, rip them hear them scream
I Laugh when they return to me

*Evil laugh*

*Chorus*
Tap tap tap on my chamber door
on the attack tack tack out my chamber door
its a wrap, wrap, wrap bodies on the floor
its a wrap wrap wrap bodies on the floor

Tap tap tap on my chamber door
Wrap wrap wrap the bodies on the floor
Snack snack snack my monsters they adore
Pat pat pat on they heads they asking for more

*Bridge*
Monster Wizard
Monster Father
Guarding them
within my Tower
Bonds of magic
Catch, Release
The monsters all
belong to me
(x2)

*Chorus*
Tap tap tap on my chamber door
on the attack tack tack out my chamber door
its a wrap, wrap, wrap bodies on the floor
its a wrap wrap wrap bodies on the floor

Tap tap tap on my chamber door
Wrap wrap wrap the bodies on the floor
Snack snack snack my monsters they adore
Pat pat pat on they heads they asking for more

Monster Father

*Chorus*
Moon in the sky
you shine so bright
only for one side
the one i see

Moon in the sky
Lonely friend in the night
Whats on the other side
What do you hide

*Verse 1*
Tidal locked, half a face,
orbiting, day after day,
No human knows,
Your other half,
Your darker side,
whats in your past

In that way,
youre just like us,
one side shining,
one hidden from us.

One facing forward,
the other back,
no human knows,
whats in the past.

Maybe its human,
to like it that way,
maybe youre like a human,
human for a day.

human for a year,
human for a life,
human for forever,
our human moonlight.

*Chorus*
Moon in the sky
you shine so bright
only for one side
the one i see

Moon in the sky
Lonely friend in the night
Whats on the other side
What do you hide

*Verse 2*
Moonlight,
starlight,
seek in,
night time,
looking,
inwards,
at the,
mirror,
why do,
you do,
this to,
me?

Deep in,
night time,
I see,
my mind,
my self,
my life,
Looking,
inward,
just like,
you.

*Chorus*
Moon in the sky
you shine so bright
only for one side
the one i see

Moon in the sky
Lonely friend in the night
Whats on the other side
What do you hide?

*Bridge*
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
(What do you see?)
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
(Why do you do this to me?)
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
(Looking inward at the mirror)
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
(Looking inward just like you)

*Chorus*
Moon in the sky
you shine so bright
only for one side
the one i see

Moon in the sky
Lonely friend in the night
Whats on the other side
What do you hide?

Inward Moonlight

*Chorus*
Oh my lordy lordy its a terrible day
all birds arent chirping and the sky is grey
I think ill take the time to walk a bit a ways
take a stroll through my village, my village today
Take a stroll through my village
(Stroll through my village)
Take a stroll through my village
(My horrible village)
Take a stroll through my village
(Stroll through my village)
What will I see today
*Verse 1*
Blast out my castle winged bats on my back
carry me out gentle place me on the track
Say hi to the witches whose brewing some loud
her herbals are growing shes clipping them now
Dap up my gargoyle hes so fuckin stoned
Walk past the garden aye wassup scarecrow
Blackened the skies so today it is bleaker
darker and horrible just my kinda weather
Slide to the gnomes pick a pack of some shroomies
I drink up a pint and they light up a doobie
they drunker than drunk on this stormy night
i fuck with it heavy this village alright
I ponder and wander the cobble stone road
Im passing the shops boarded up windows
i see a light in the foggy distance
i slide on and knock on the door with a listen
Its fairies theyre stripping on lily leaf poles
theyre tripping on molly filling up on toads
theyre dripping and sipping love potions i made
Just before I walk in I get pulled away
Its Harry the werewolf hes high on moonshine
not the kind you think of its a different kind
its literally light pulled straight from the moon
he says "dog you gotta come check out my room!"
I run with him fast hes flying through streets
Im thinking bout fairies and their shiny teets
hes coming up closer we get to his door
Its fucking dracula hes high on the floor
passed out in blood, youd think hed be smiling
but there was a spike, right through his abdomen
somebody killed dracula I scream at Harry
I fucking guess so what the fuck do we do b
i laugh he said doobie but nah this is serious
"Get him cleaned up four the fairies get to us!"
"What the fuck? Oh the fairies!" He wasnt the smartest
He forgot fairies eat on vampire harvest!
We pick up his body, carry him to the door
theres blood and its dripping all the way through the floor
we get to the path, outside and we see it
the fairies are gathered its blood that theyre seeking
"CHAAARGE!!!"
*Chorus*
*Verse 2*
If I wasnt about to get eaten by fairies
id have taken the time to admire their titties
But Harry and I had to get the fuck on
Or wed both be dead and gone before morn
So we ran away faster than light could travel
ran past the cobblestone path and the gravel
we ran to my castle threw deady inside
Slammed on the door with the fairies behind
I looked at him closely it really is dracula
I wrap up his body prepare it for macula
macula my spider shes thirty feet tall
I guess thats that then, this problem is solved
The fairies however had a different story
they werent gonna give dracula up so easy
They ran and they flew to the top of the tower
banged on my glass entered with titty power
With nowhere to go Harry and I stood still
We looked at each other our spines with a chill
He said this is it I said not tonight harry
pulled out a love potion "Were fucking them fairies!"
The fairies arrived, with blood in their eyes
hand him to us, give him now hes our prize
I said not so fast, Im the wizard this town
loves on my potions, you all too no doubt
I look at my potion, they look up and down
so what will you trade for it, tell us all now
I will keep making these potions for you
You will keep dracula here in my room
Thats not enough, I figured as much
I pulled out my dick, "So, do y'all wanna fuck?"
*Bridge*
I fucked a hundred fairies that night
to save dracula from a hundred bites
they sucked on my dick and came for me each twice
I fucked a hundred fairies that night
I fucked a hundred fairies that night
(Fairy Orgy!)
to save dracula from a hundred bites
(Fairy Orgy!)
they sucked on my dick and came for me each twice
(Fairy Orgy!)
I fucked a hundred fairies that night
(I fucking came so hard my dick fell off)
*Chorus*

Village Stroll

*Verse 1*
Deep in the oceans a spellbook Ive hidden
the pages are riddled with deep ancient magic
poems incantations of songs I have written
Encased in a binder of magic protection

I solemly swore that id never release it
if word had got out that thats where the books hidden
A war would break out between witches and wizards
to see who could get there to open it first

My runes are impeccable, every witch wants em
My spells are too hard and you never could cast em
The genius behind all my every move
could never be made by any of you

Deep in the tunnels, the ancient of Earth
lies a city of wonder, a city of birth
A city of power, a city of stories
A city where everything shines in my glory

*Chorus*
The world is a playground, and I am the king
The wizard of old, the holder of keys
The magic inside me is ancient as stars
Everyone wants it, everyone wants a part

*Verse 2*
Common ground, ancient tombs
Hallowed Earth, Darkened moon
The remnant of spaceships power your TV
The world is pretend, and youre asking me?

Mentor your mind, take care of your brain
the last thing you want is to go insane
The world is confusing and truth is illusive
Sharpen that mental break down the illusions

Witches brew at 3am
cooking a pack to sell out again
Feeding the fiends, and healing the players
Whichever way, witches and prayers

Look to the sky, look to the stars
look at the ground, thats where you are
(x2)

*Chorus*
The world is a playground, and I am the king
The wizard of old, the holder of keys
The magic inside me is ancient as stars
Everyone wants it, everyone wants a part

*Bridge*
Magic is floating all around your body
just reach out, just touch it
Let it fill your eyes
Sense all around you the world is a body
just reach out, just touch it
let it fill your mind
(x2)

*Chorus*
The world is a playground, and I am the king
The wizard of old, the holder of keys
The magic inside me is ancient as stars
Everyone wants it, everyone wants a part

In A Way, We Are

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Sun Comes Up

lyrics:

said "girl like whatchu need" yea
y u hating? U look stupid
who tf listen to sigilkore 😂😭✌️nigga ur a loser
grown man online dating yeaa
cant fw these hos cant save a bitch
brokentrees make music 4 retards I cant rlly fw it
nigga 2 grown tb riding my dick
get a job you are not making it 😂😂
i got 4 yrs left, u got 6 months u not making it 🤷
niggas b online dating
missed when u quit posting ur music 😿
brokentrees jus get a job, u 2 old tb doing this

u too old tb
(doinn thisss)
u were jus calling my music fyre nga we're not clueless
I cant b worried bout a nga that is faceless
dick 2 his face & now his face hittt
these *67 clones b trippin
these *67 clones b trippinn
that nigga 2 old tb doin this shit
these *67 clones b trippinn
that nigga 2 old tb doin this shit

that nigga 2 old tb doin this shit
*67 clones b trippinn
a senior beefing w freshman but he not winning

nigga 2 grown tb riding my dick
get a job you are not making it 😂😂
i got 4 yrs left, u got 6 months u not making it 🤷
niggas b online dating
missed when u quit posting ur music 😿
brokentrees jus get a job, u 2 old tb doing this

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