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Lobster Music - Yesterday (feat. T1mi)

A song from Craypoe Productions, featuring the vocals of Jason Fortnight.

Behind the Curtain

This Podcast is a Ritual began 7 years ago with an Opening Ceremony. Now the true purpose of this ritual is revealed in... The Invocation! Tune in to this episode's magical frequency to better understand the struggles of this Age of Anxiety and how wizardry just might help us find our way to a "slightly better" future.

Recorded live at MaybeItsFate (Louisville, KY) on November 30, 2025.

Got a question for the the Wizard? Call the Wizard Hotline at 860-415-6009‬ and have it answered in a future episode!

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The Invocation

Ewan is joined by Mark as he shares three things that make his Christmas, from his choice of Christmas Carol, bringing Christmas to He-Man’s Eternia, and the first race for the Christmas number one.

Featuring:

Opening up the 8-bit world.
What replaced the AA Christmas Day battery hunt?
Playing Christmas Carol on the hard level.
Skeletor’s existential horror with a puppy.
No, really, that’s the spaceship design they chose.
Why The New Seekers are better than Wizzard.

Show Links:

The UK’s Nintendo Entertainment System https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5Y-hxgWqDU
 
A Christmas Carol (1984) ft. George C Scott https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1vMnZ0AhYE
 
He-Man And She-Ra - A Christmas Special https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJgeO2wL8zE 

Star Trek: The Animated Series https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuhFAXmqzSg 

Wizzard, I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJPc7esgvsA 

The New Seekers, You Won’t Find Another Fool Like Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h25Drd5AU6s 

Mott The Hoople, Roll Away The Stone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKmvTcSzcE8 

I Could Murder A Podcast https://icmap.co.uk/ 

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We Three Things, With Mark: Make Sure To Update The Firmware

Chamber of Wonders

Chamber of Wonders is a magical, darkly ominous melody performed on a variety of mallets, including vibraphone, marimba, celesta, and traditional Indonesian gamelan percussion. Soft, atmospheric pads add a whimsical, otherworldly quality, while the composition’s sparse structure—with deliberate pauses—creates tension and intrigue. It serves as the perfect underscore for immersive fantasy narratives, drawing listeners into a realm of mystery and enchantment.

Download: https://www.hooksounds.com/royalty-free-music/chamber-of-wonders/2543663/

The licensed version includes:

Chamber of Wonders - FULL
Chamber of Wonders - 60 sec edit I
Chamber of Wonders - 30 sec edit
Chamber of Wonders - 15 sec edit
Chamber of Wonders - Bumper
Chamber of Wonders - Stinger I
Chamber of Wonders - Stinger II

Chamber of Wonders - STEMS - BASS
Chamber of Wonders - STEMS - INSTRUMENTS
Chamber of Wonders - STEMS - MELODY
Chamber of Wonders - STEMS - FX

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Since my music takes a lot of effort and time for me to produce, i don't want my music to be abused.
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Chamber of Wonders

“THE WIZARD’S PLAN”
Watch the Grunk The Smasher trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGMMpTZ3YHM

[Intro]
Light from shadow, bone from sand.
Breath of memory, obey my hand.

[Verse 1]
I drew a girl from lightning’s seam,
A spark of sorrow, shaped like a dream.
I spoke her name into the stone,
Now every echo sounds like alone.

[Chorus]
I made her from light, but light won’t stay.
She learned to move, she found her way.
I reached to guide, she pulled my hand—
Now I’m the ghost of the wizard’s plan.

[Verse 2]
I built her heart from golden code,
She sang my sins in a different mode.
I gave her grace, she gave me lies,
Now she dances under other skies.

[Chorus]
I made her from light, but she dances with fools.
I made her from order, but chaos rules.
My perfect shape became her cage,
And now she burns beyond my stage.

[Bridge]
Made from light… but light won’t stay…
I see her shimmer, fading fast,
The dream I built was never meant to last.
Her laughter cuts, my circuits fail,
A god undone beneath his veil.

[Chorus]
I made her from light, but light won’t stay!
She tore the sun and walked away!
I reached for truth, I held her hand—
Now I’m nothing but the wizard’s sand.

[Outro]
All creation turns its face away.
The maker kneels before what he made.
I made her from light…
but she dances… with fools.

The Wizard's Plan (feat. Zahvang)

evil sounding music from my evil lair oooo im so fuckin evil mmmhh yes

mistwood, new jersey

CADILLAC

I am an independant artist from germany making music full time. I write, record, arrange and produce the music all by myself.

If you like my work, you can support me by licensing my music for your own projects or simply leave a like or a comment. 

Thank you a lot for taking a listen.

Keep Dancing Podcast's sibling, covering all sorts of UK telly like Bake Off, Taskmaster, Gladiators and more!

Craypoe Productions presents an eclectic collection that brings together a diverse lineup of talented guest musicians, each lending their own unique voice to the songs of Bob Craypoe. Every lyric across the album was written by Bob, who also handled full production duties to ensure the record’s cohesive sound and vision.

The sessions were recorded at Bob Craypoe’s Crackle and Hiss Studios in Stillwater Township, New Jersey—a place where raw creativity and authenticity meet. Adding a rich and unexpected dimension to the project, the strings were performed by members of the Crandon Lakes Philharmonic Orchestra, giving the album moments of orchestral depth alongside its grittier tones.

The guest list spans across genres, featuring country pickers, punk rebels, seasoned rockers, and soulful blues musicians. This mix of backgrounds creates a dynamic listening experience, with each track carrying the spirit of collaboration while staying true to the working-class stories and heartfelt grit captured in Bob’s lyrics.

At its heart, this is a testament to the power of music as a shared language—rooted in tradition yet unafraid to cross boundaries, and always grounded in the voice of the people.

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This Podcast is a Ritual creates a magical space for a wizard, his guests, his listeners, and an omnipotent future being to create a slightly better reality. 
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