In the aisles of life, with chaos as their rudder,  
Kids scream, parents dream, lost in their own clutter.  
Doorway blockers, signal mockers, in their selfish shiver,  
Each step they tread, my hope's now dead, you get the wood chipper.

You get the wood chipper
You get the wood chipper 
You get the wood chipper
You get!

Cart abandoners, litterers, the street's their personal bin,  
Minority majority, their prejudice wears thin.  
Misogyny, misandry, in hate they all are dippers,  
For every wrong, this bitter song, you get the wood chipper.

You get the wood chipper
You get the wood chipper 
You get the wood chipper
You get!

Loudspeaker talkers, party walkers, in their bubble blinder,
Democrat, Republican, both lost, none the finder.
Music haters, judgment makers, their ignorance gets crisper,
For each closed mind, this verse you'll find, you get the wood chipper.
You get the wood chipper
You get the wood chipper 
You get the wood chipper
You get!

Big Truck drivers, scent survivors, in excess they immerse,
Pet and children photo sharers, in their universe.
Third wave Feminists, involuntary celibates, in extremes they quiver,
Opinion tides, where sense divides, you get the wood chipper.
You get the wood chipper
You get the wood chipper 
You get the wood chipper
You get!

A.I's bane, artists' pain, pixels script their sorrow,
Sneaker hunt, culture's front, cash tastes of tomorrow.
Pineapple's twist, on pizza's list, a flavor's hitler,
For every creed so fixed, and intermixed, you get the wood chipper.
You get the wood chipper
You get the wood chipper 
You get the wood chipper
You get!

The police, the gangs, the students, the teachers, the mothers, the fathers, the sons and daughters, the criminals, the law-abidings, the loud ones, the quiet ones, the ones with god's, and the godless ones too.
You get the wood chipper
You get!

The Wood Chipper

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A hand-picked collection of sounds from my personal library of field recordings and designed sounds over the past few years. Each volume brings you 1,000 general sound effects (4+ GB, 2+ hours) at 96kHz / 24-bit, allowing you to manipulate the sounds even further.

All volumes are fully compatible with the Universal Category System (UCS) - a public domain initiative establishing a standardized category list for the classification of sound effects.

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Sample - 96 General Library (Volume V)

A Hard Style remix of Dig Up Her Bones Originally Performed by The Misfits

Dig Up Her Bones - Electro Ponce Remix

Axethrash – Wood Chipper (Banned Halloween Single)
Banned for “excessive horror,” Wood Chipper is the most over-the-top Halloween thrash track you’ll hear this year.
210 BPM, gang vocals, shredding solos, and pure underground fury.

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Wood Chipper

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