🎧 Track Title: Last Place Lovers (Global Satisfaction Groove)
🎙️ Artist: Unbekannter Künstler
🌍 Genre: Groove House × Piano House × World Satire
💃 Tempo: 124 BPM
🎭 Mood: Playful • Cheeky • Globally Funky

Description:

🗺️ What happens when world statistics meet the dancefloor?
This Eurovision-style house anthem ranks the nations not by GDP or Olympic medals… but by marital satisfaction.
From Jakarta’s steamy love to Tokyo’s polite distance — “Last Place Lovers” grooves through global romance like a funky diplomat in tight pants.

🎹 You’ll hear:
– Jazzy piano stabs seducing sociology
– A bassline bold enough to fix a marriage
– Funk guitar licks that know too much
– Whispered UN-style commentary between verses
– A catchy synth jingle that sounds like it belongs in a slightly too-honest news segment

💌 Perfect for:
– Dancefloors that enjoy passive-aggressive data
– Couples who cuddle with charts
– Diplomats with a groove agenda
– Japan — we love you. Seriously. We just want you to be… emotionally available.

🎤 Remember:
Even last place gets to dance.
Because when it comes to love — satisfaction is subjective, but the beat never lies.

Lyrics:

“Good evening, world…
Let’s count the love…
From Jakarta to Tokyo — who’s winning the heart chart?”

Indonesia’s cooking love at ninety-four,
Dutch hearts dancing on a tulip floor.
Thailand swings with joy and bliss,
Malaysia sealed it with a kiss.

China’s tight with passion lines,
Argentina’s pouring Malbec wines.
Even Saudis groove with pride —
But someone’s slipping on the tide…

Oh it’s getting lower, baby hold that smile —
From Sydney waves to British style.
They're bumpin’ mid-range, some heat, some grace...
But who's sneaking into that final place?

🎶 Last place lovers — Tokyo sighs
Only 70% said "I'm satisfied"
Silent dinners, blinking screens,
Too polite to start a love scene…

Groove it, Japan, you’ve got the style —
But baby, bring the love once in a while!
Last place lovers — don’t be blue,
The beat still loves ya, through and through. 🎶

Brazil’s got rhythm, even in fights,
Germany argues but cuddles at nights.
Sweden’s neutral, but hearts connect,
Italy’s fiery — what’d you expect?

Korea's climbing, but still feels shy,
And Japan’s too modest to even try.
But hey, no shame in coming last —
If you groove slow, you still groove fast.

“Some bring roses, some bring rules…
Some bring spice, some play cool…
But the heart wants what the heart can’t rate —
Even last place can groove your fate.”

🎶 Last place lovers — don’t you hide,
Even Tokyo dreams can groove worldwide.
70%? Well that's still love,
With neon nights and stars above.

Groove it soft, groove it deep,
Love’s a marathon, not a leap.
Last place lovers, raise your hands,
‘Cause the beat still understands. 🎶

Last Place Lovers

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