7 (in the EP "the three worsts")

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7 is the best number (number)
id eat a cucumber (cumbah!!!)
just to praise the 7 (the 7)
i would get cripplin depression (I have Crippling Depression)

7 cannot be beat
everything else will be defeat
if you disagree then die
cuz we love july!!! ( 7th month!!!!)

7 is just so goodz (so good)
i would get a hoodz in the woodz (and here is my cloak)
my name has 7 letters (brennan!)
with 7 you can get measures!! (7 inches!!!)

7 is the best number (number)
id eat a cucumber (cumbah!!!)
just to praise the 7 (the 7)
i would get cripplin depression (I have Crippling Depression)

7 is AWESOME!!!!!!
if ya got a 7, gimme some
i would go on a date with 7
while there was a jam session (jam session)

7 is the guy to sleep with (Ayo)
there may never be a 5th (no fives!!)
if you disagree youll be smited (youch!)
and youll be twitted (ooooo)

7 is the best number (number)
id eat a cucumber (cumbah!!!)
just to praise the 7 (the 7)
i would get cripplin depression (I have Crippling Depression)

7 more lines is good for this song
even though its not too long
after this imma find you
and give you a 1 star review!!!! (Dayum!)

7, just hear me out (no)
7 is the best without a doubt (without a doubt!)
7 is just epic and cool (epic and cool)
7 is just so awesoooommeeeeeeee

thanks, soundclound.com

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Thank you soundcloud
you gave me a crowd
and that made me proud
all my songs are loud

you are the best music thing
you make my music spring
and i am da king
when i got dat bling

i am uploading more songs
if you disagree youre wrongs
lets dance on my lungs
and lets singalong

my music is the best
This Is A Mic Test
i have 3 breasts
and your address (*that one walter white address*)

i hate other music companies
they just look ugly
i hide from the police
and im banned in some countries

youre so cool
you rule!!!
oh also kids
stay in school

thank you paul
idk who paul is
there is probably someone
that works at soundcloud named paul

so many epic beats
Help the royal canadian mounted police,
They are after Me
and i put songs on repeat

so thank you soundcloud
i am now a brown cloud
i will go round
and come back on the ground

Thank, SoundCloud.com

yay monky!!!!!

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7 little monkeys jumping on the bed
one fell off and then he said
"im an orangutan not a stupid head"
and then he lefted

6 little monkeys jumping on the bed
one fell off and then ate some bread
he was hungry so he ate some bread
that 6th monkey really liked bread (b-b-b-bread)

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed
one fell off and then was dead
his name was Biomed
and now hes the undead

4 little monkeys jumping on the bed
one fell off and was taken into federal prison
the reason why is because he was a predator
and thats not cool (thats not coo'!)

3 little monkeys jumping on the bed
one fell off and hit his head
one jumped back up and kept jumping on the bed
he jumped so much that the bed broke LOL

2 little monkeys jumping on the bed
both were wondering what was gonna happen next
then a rat was dead
that has nothing to do with the song (ratatouttlie XD BAHAHAHSAHH)

2 little monkeys jumping on the bed
still nothing happened so they went to sled
they sled down a mountain one fell on a rock
and then one of em was dead

1 little monkey jumping on the bed
one said "i dont wanna do this"
then he went to bed
and goodnight (Good night)

monkeys on the bed

** MUSIC VIDEO: https://youtu.be/NDsUIi-QwjY **
I am the red spy (*swoosh*) hehe im actually the Blu Scout

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(grant productions)

yeah
im rappin with the roblox club
im hungry imma order offa grubhub! (Perks with the deal youll love!)
at the end of the day i go on pornhub
and then i go like Batter Up!

playing meepcity with the boys (the boys)
im with DJ Noize (dj noize)
we aint in Illinois (illinois)
we boutta enjoys (yeah, enjoys)
and play with our toys (our toys)

sittin in the meepcity house
Oh no i see a mouse
the mouse is wearin a blouse
i was playing as scout
in the game tf2 !!!!11111

this lyric is the bomb (tHe bomb)
imma bomb Vietnam (what)
go to my website roblox.com (thats not your website)
america is where im from (yeah same)
hi mom

biggest house in meepcity
Shut up yo ass from mississippi!
i aint sparing no pity
i hate the fnf mod Whitty
now just.... now just gimme a titty!

roblox player of the year (of the year)
I hate them child care! (i hate them child care)
imma make it clear (make it clear)
that i am near!!!! (rapidly approaching)

Im comin to yo place
i bet you live in the United States
imma punch your fat face
because you are a disgrace
and imma throw u into space!

meepcity song

I HATE THEM

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grant productions

I hate briish peopleeeeeeeeeeeee
they would go and watchhhh she hulk
and they would sell their left testicle

they should go die in hell
and ring a bell
and should get killed by mayoniase

the british should die
and lose an eye
and Pi 3.14 i forget the rest of the numbers

go kys if ur in the UK
it would beeee a wonderful day
so please just stay awayyyyy
pleaseeeeeee just stay awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

thanks for listening to my song

the british

the british (and why i hate them)

who won

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(grants productions)
Rap battles!!!!!! yeah
Donald trump
vs
baldi
BEGIN!!

my name is baldi and im teachin kids
also killed a kid cuz he got a problem wrong sis
you think you can beat my math
Yeah ok lets see you go to death
i think if i smelled you from a mile away
i would start feeling some horrible pain
youre lucky that you even became president
youre lucky that youll be the next 44 percent
now i gotta go and beat some wives
and then ill kill some more kids lives
Im gonna come running down the halls
and then i will swallow your balls
youre the type of guy to get into a fight
Now try and get this third problem right
I dont like you at all becuase you STINK
try and sing a single line that is in sync
everybody thinks that you are the worst
you would lose this battle, youre last, not first

Yaknow im gonna stop yu right there
because im a money making guy billionare!!!
i will get more money that you ever will
go home and your stupid stupid pills
you suck at math, walter white is better
go and kick a child and then forget her
im gonna rule the world
while youre gonna be in a twirl
you should abandon your school
because you have stupid rules
How could even be a teacher
when all you do is go to a child and beat her!!!
im gonna make the country great again
when all you do is go and beat her again!!!

again doesnt rhyme with again STUPID
i thought you would know more, but nope, youre polluted
the worst guy to step in the white house
and then youll end up in a almshouse
youre thy worst guy here
i never wanna see you appear
now just please go away
then everything will be ok!!!
thank you the cheering everyone
thanks
thanks you thank you guys
I never wanna see u again
now leave this place and GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN

How could you even say that about me
that is just so rude and You live in tennessee
What do you mean im the worst? Im best
Oh youre just jealous and also impressed

youre gonna get impeached and im gonna be happy
finally, no more lines of yours that are crappy
now just go and admit defeat
You probably like mrs clintons feet!

Well i do not actually like her
she smells like poo poo and im gonna Beat her!
i would punch her for free
My punching bag is a tree!

WHO LIKES FEET AND WHOOO LIKESSS KIDSSS???
WHO WON????
YOU DECIDE yeah
(*fart*)

Rap Battles - Donald Trump VS Baldi Baldimore

rap battle: donald trump vs baldi badimore!!!

My brother forced me against my will to make this song

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(grant productions)

yuh....
yeah.....,,,
Uh huh
This is grant back wit another banger
Aight here we go


Man this is easther!!!
Lets go and have a feaster
Becuase im very huungry
for Food that is crumbly

Orichalcum was the beat of the hour
With a certain magical edible flower
also with my super super super super
super super super easter power

This the day we get candy
Please come back Landy
Like m&ms hershey and more
Theres so much to explore!!!!!

The day the bunny comes
So he can show us the sun
Becuase it is so bright
I have to close my eye

Dont forget the eggs
I stepped on one with my legs
Sometimes theres chocolate in them
sometimes there isnt

easter started in the east
just kidding southeast
I dont know where it actually started
(what rhymes with started?)Retarded

So dont forget that easter
Is a great time to beat her
Tell the police that you were
uhh. Uh? She stir

easter

cover art is when my brother catfished a dude

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young fly on the track
jk its me grant!

(hi there!)
plutos plantetary orbit
is going to explode
youll know how ill
be like though
ill be epic and cool
while youll be like drool
just kidding youll be like a
cool
drool
dude

(yeah)

your name is not Mr. Hfj
you know hwo ill be standing today
tall and high and up in the sky
But there are too many limes
with my awesome glasses
ill be growing like a man
while being as cool as a man
and by a man i mean
pub
er
ty

(yeah)

i just had a wawa hoagie
playing golf with my girlfriend, got a bogey
drinking some Canada Dry cuz im dry
jk im as hot as the sun, there are too many lines
here i go, down the hall
got told to go to the principals oo
ffice becuase i am too cool
and im as cool as
J
F
K

(yeah)

im now killin the streets
and i be doing the weaks
anyone come out here at midnight
then they gonna get f'ed up too many times
writing this in comic sans
this is why i get all the mans
cuz im hot hot hot hot hot
im as hot as the
s
u
n

(yeah)

playing tf2 and i hit a trickshot
live too much? youll smell like rot
also can someone come out here in philly
and fix these pot .....holes
welcome to my song
i hope it aint that long
for it to sound like shmong
and be as dumb as
Y
O
U

(yeah)

grippin my toes like its nothing
u from chicago? u are nothing
go outside and i see nothing
you and your family are nothing
im as cool as that something
me praying to god hoping ill get something
girls asking for dates like they gonna get somethin
but honestly i will get
ev
ery
thing

(yeah)

this track is recorded on AudioJungle
making this makes me feel like mungle
seeing the light of day makes me spungle
seeing the girl i like makes me cumgle
its like 8:24 pm right now
seeing things hot as crap make me think "how"
is this mic too quiet or too loud
this audio and sound was produced by
my
sound
cloud

(yeah)

epic portal song

Portal Radio Type Beat

i got the whole crew at 1:26

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grant made this song x5 or soemthong
Bruh this intro too long! make it faster NOW!

us pirates be makin the moolah
mess around with us and youll get shoot at
with our very very very very big cannons
youll be lookin like the indians

we be sailin the seas with this one ‼‼‼‼‼‼
and look at all the cash that we have won
all of yer pirates have none
while we sittin here have it for months

sailing to the british and to iceland
we go on for miles (miles!)
you should never ever think
that we stop for kyle (kyle!)

with our biggest boats that we can have
it is nice to sit and relax
while being a pirate (being a pirate)
being a pirate (being a pirate)

pirate break!

a pirate is known as a robber
who travels be ye sea
but honestly i think that
we dont steal, we get free money

we put on our silly little hats
(hey theyre not silly!)
shut up
(ok)

we put on our michevous hats
while we go ship in the black
night... we go whenevr time it is
and we get no sleep, is it?

this is known as the sea shanty
and we go explorin on the seaaass
while grabbing lots of money
we get it and leave in a flee

all of us pirates know what wer doin
while we get all the girls, we are smoochin
killin the other ships while having a grin
and keeping all yer stuff in a bin

this is known as the sea shanty
and we go explorin on the seaaass
while grabbing lots of money
we get it and leave in a flee

this was the sea shanty
we hope your boat is fancy
gettin the moolah all to ourselves
we hope you FALL OFF A SHELF!

oh now you gotta clap it up for that
(yeaaahhhh whoooo)
(*clapping*)

Being A Pirate

"new magic wand" by tyler the creator but made only with my voice

tyler if youre seeing this can you give me an n-word pass

OLD MAGIC WAND

i was bored

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what is up gang (yeah woo)
today we gon be making the best thing youve ever heard!!! (yeahhh woo!!!)
yeeeeeaaaahhh!!!!!

gggggggrant productions

yuh!
we up in space in this one
this is the intro and these are my adlibs
they dont make sense but they do make sense
if you know what i mean
here we go
here we go
here we go
here we goooooooooooooo

d-d-d-d-d-di-di-di-di-din-din-ding

yuh its me and im back on that beat
i be ridin around on the street
you cant even catch mee
cuz im to fast yeee

here i go ridin down with my car
im too fast im fast like a car
cant get me cuz im too fast
you slow you to fat

im really cool and awesome
youre really stupid and brawsome
sajdjsdhfkjasdkjf im cool
and youre like a drool

yeah i just said that about you
ha ha ha ha ha ha ya ya ya ya ya
adjfngkdjfgnsij
goodbye
mic drop

back on the beat

back on the beat 🔥

this song was inspired by Tally Hall's "Praise You", but i made it worse and changed the lyrics

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(grant productions)

We've come a long, long way together
Through the hard times and the weather
But I have to go and get the wood
I have to get the wood
I have to get the wood
Like I should

I have to go get the wood
I have to get the wood
I have to go get my wood
I have to get the wood like I should

I have to go get the wood
I have to go get the wood
I have to go get my wood
I have to go get my wood like I should
I have to go get the wood
I have to go get the wood
I have to go get the wood
I have to go get the wood

We've come a long, long way together
Through the hard times and the weather
But I have to go get the wood
Like I should (Hahahahahahah! ... Woo!)

(*beatboxing noises idk*)
(E-yo, e-yo, e-yo, e-yo, e-yo, e-yo!)
(doo doo do do dooo!)
(happy birthday to you! happy birthday to you! happy birthday to you! happy birthday tooo yooooooooooouuuuuuuu!)
(o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!)
(I have to get my woooooooood!)

I have to get my wood
I have to get my wood
I have to get my wood
I have to get my wood
I have to get my wood
It's my wood, I have to get it
(cmon just get your wood man, just get your wood)
(just get that wood man)
I have to get my wood like I should

i have to get my wood

i dont know what this song is about

sheldon's young  sheldon

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[[PART 1: BAZINGA]]
Dad would you care for a piece of gum
No thank you
Please take the piece of gum
Why
Just please
Bazinga
(bazinga)
bbaaaaaazzziiiinnggggaaaaa

[[PART 2: KRISPY KREME]]
its beautiful
Ok but
can we skip to the good part
Okay
back
back
kris py kreme
ohhh shit stuff's boutta go down
here we go
([?] do you think that was funny
a meme for fuckin 4 months ago
laugh you fucking bitches
laugh haha funny
laugh LAUGH)

[[PART 3: EMINEM]]
bitch i can make orange rhyme
orange
bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana
nana
nana
nana
bitch i can make
nana
(nana)
nana
bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana
*burp*

[[PART 4: THE CUP]]
i cant put down the cup
sippin on
promethazine
with lean i fell in love
I cant put down the cup
I cant put down the cup
I cant put down the cup
I cant put down the cup
*sped up*
bad habits
And i love all my ---
but i promise im not a fa--ot
fa--ot
fa--ot
fa--ot ay ay
but these bitch ---

[[PART 5: DARIUS]]
do do do
Do do do
darius
darius (Darius)
darius

[[PART 6: MARCHING BAND - PART 7: OH GOD]]
(Instrumental)

[[PART 8: ODDSONEOUT]]
Life is a wonder (Youll never know the answer)
Nature is a miracle (Natural disasters)
It's good to be alive (You could wake up with cancer)
But Im healthy (Healthy people still get cancer)
I love this show (Its the last episode)
The sun is shining (Its going to explode)
Every species is beautiful and unique though (Children have malaria thanks to mosquitoes)
I met a cute girl with a ponytail
Statistically that relationship is going to fail
I have a wonderful family it's like no other
Youre not special and one day youll bury your mother (Jeez dude)
No matter what I can find a home (We will all die alone)

[[PART 9: PARIS]]
SO I BALL SO HARD MORTHER
...
i got one question if youd let me
i got one quest
what did you
what did you get me
i got one question if youd let me
what

[[PART 10: BEAT SWITCH]]
ummm i think we gotta switch the beat
youre right, switch it up
Hehehhehe
thank you nicki
aye mwah
thank you nicki
thats right
fuck it up
thank you nicki
ok lets go
who the fuck tryna nut in my butt
who the fuck tryna nut in my Thank you nicki (Thank you nicki)
Thank you nicki

[[PART 11: WATER]]
(Instrumental)

[[PART 12: WILL SMITH JUST SMACKED THE SHIT OUTTA ME]]
Jada i love you g.i. jane 2 cant wait to see it
Uh oh richard
Heheh
*smack*
Ohoh wow
Wow
will smith just smacked the shit outta me
Thi
keep my wifes name out yo fucking mouth
Wow dude
Yes
it was a g.i. jane joke
Keep my wifes name out your FUCKING MOUTH
it was a g.i. jane joke
it was a g.i. jane joke
Keep my wifes name out yo fucking mouth
Im going to okay
i could oh okay
that was uh
greatest night in the history of television okay
(laughing)
SO I BALL SO HARD
it was a g.i. jane joke
keep my wifes name out yo fuckin mouth
*smack*
Oh wow
Will smith just smacked the shit outta me
it was a g.i. jane joke
Jada i love ya g.i. jane 2 cant wait to see it
*smack*
Oh wow
it was a g.i. jane joke
it was a g.i. It was a g.i. jane joke
it was a g.i. jane joke
Take em to the chorus
come here girl go head be gone with it
Take em to the chorus
it was a it was it was it it it it it was it was a g.i. jane joke
(yeah)

[[PART 13: THE BOX]]
ee er
ee er
eeeee errrrrrr
ee er
*sped up*
ee er

[[PART 14: MUSTARD]]
All i ever wanted was a it was a g.i. jane joke
it was a g.i. jane joke
All i ever wanted was a
mustaaaard
MUSTAAAARD
hey h h hey (hey) hey
(hey)
all i ever Hey
actin bad but somebody gotta do it
yellin Mus yellin somebody gotta do it
somebody gotta do it
mustaaaaard
all i ever wanted was a
mustard
actin bad, but somebody gotta do it
Got my foot up on the gas but somebody gotta do it

[[PART 15: BAGPIPE]]
(Instrumental)

[[PART 16: GIRL IM DIFFERENT IM DIFFERENT]]
girl
you lettin it breathe
im different
(heh heh heeh)
heh heh heeh

[[PART 17: END]]
Dad would you care for a piece of gum
No thank you
Please take a piece of gum
Why
Just please
...
Bazinga
(bazinga)

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