If you see Wario shoulder-bashing towards you, RUN.

@dfhgey thank you for your permission, sensei-san

@jamieholdenfranks7: who the fuck is that

Rat right over there, with the pumped up bear he'd
better run, better run, outrun my guns
That rat over there, with the pumped up bear he'd
better run, better run, faster than my shoulder

Thank you to Slayer of Black for creating the MIDI I used as a partial reference for the pad and guitar solo's chords: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lshoVD4_fvw
(Edit: How did I misread that as "Brick", fuckin' dumpling)

On a whim I came back to an ancient project that I made back innnn March of last year I think? I plan to present it to my mother for her birthday in uhhh like 15 days-- however many days away Valentine's is from Jan. 30th, I can't be fucked to actually check. Sixteen days. ...WAAAAIT. 

YOU'VE BEEN ASLEEEP FOR TOO LOoOONG!! COME ON TAK, SNAP OUT OF IT, HE'S BEEN LIKE THIS FOR ⒹⒶⓎⓈ. I'VE TRIEDEVERYTHING!! IMATMYWITSENDLOK
OhHhH𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖞HISEYESAREOPENBUTHE'SSTILLSNOOZIN,SOTHEGREATANDMIGHTYanyways. I basically spent a day that I should've spent doing schoolwork on a track. admittedly though, said track came out positively baller. I finished it, then left, came back and listened with fresh ears, changed the instruments used for the chorus, and now it's-a dOOnnne. If I ever dedicate the time to programming in automation for the pitch bend instead of using slider notes like a cowardly cunt, I may even release a MIDI of my own. (and blow that bricklayer's out of the water, heheheheeheheajwheadhsa)

Pumped Up Bear (Foster the People + WL4)

"Massive Fähigkeit"

(If you enjoy my tracks, be sure to h'whack that like, repost, and share it too.)
You've reached the home of the so-called "epic Wario" thing. I've a massive catalogue of waamixes and waarangements for yon nigras to peruse with hearty contentment, as they eat whole garlic loaves and shoulder bash their computer.

Sorry if uhhh the volume for tracks varies, or is just relatively all-over-the-place. Even though I usually keep my system vol. at 52, there have been times where I've changed it and forgot that I did, then started working on a project.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/tahutoa300

Q: Why do I use the Wario Land 4 soundfont to some capacity for so many tracks?
A: Because I love the way it sounds, obviously. Half the reason why I'll start making a MIDI in the first place is that I want to hear what it'd sound like with the Wario Land 4 soundfont.
Q: Wo, Tahutoa, youre music sure is good! :))
A: DON'T CAPITALIZE MY NAAAAAME AaRRGHKKhH IT LOOKS SO HEINOUS I CAN'T STAND ITTITTI hawhawtitits?? Thank you, though

One wonders how much of their fanbase thinks of ol' typhoidoa as "epic Wario man, *and ig some other stuff*" - the same sort of typecasting that has felled a number of UT Remix artists over the years.

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