Art by: twitter.com/VitDraws
Track by: @cymancyan

-07: THE QUALITY OF SOUNDCLOUD
Its time for some high quality mashups! The embodiment of the insane, wacky webseries showing the best SoundCloud has to offer has arrived to use their memes to Take the Train! Hold on, is that YUGI? Yes, the card player himself has been chosen to represent this series, and he's not afraid to use some of his deadlier, shitpost-ier cards to win!

-Songs used in the Quality of SoundCloud series
(Feel Good Inc, Crisis City, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Psychosocial, Without Me)

-Shonen Jump
(Yu-Gi-Oh, Dragon Ball, HunterxHunter, One Piece)

-Songs based heavily on vocal sampling
(Sneakman, The Smile You Can't Hide, Best Foot Forward)

-Overused mashup songs
(DK Rap, MEGALOVANIA, How Low, The Ultimate Showdown)

Songs used:
Coda - BLOODY STREAM (Shonen Jump)
Barenaked Ladies - One Week (QOS)
Hideki Naganuma - Let It Go (Vocal Sampling)
Valentino Khan - Pump (QOS)
Smash Mouth - All Star (Overused In Mashups)
deadmau5 - Ghosts N' Stuff (QOS)
Death Grips - Lord Of The Game (Overused In Mashups)
Hideki Naganuma - Humming The Bassline (Vocal Sampling)
Childish Gambino - Bonfire (Overused In Mashups)
DragonForce - Through The Fire And Flames (QOS)
DK Rap (QOS/Overused In Mashups)
MOB CHOIR - 99 (Shonen Jump)
Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny (QOS/Overused In Mashups)

My Deck HAS No Pathetic Memes!

Art by Galacksy and ackrostation
Track: Soul Brothers Mix
Characters: DJ Professor K, Daft Punk ft. Pharrell,

Sweet Soul Brother [B.B. Rights Remix] - Ollie King
Funk Soul Brother - Fatboy Slim
Helix - Justice
Humming the Bassline - Jet Set Radio
F.U.Y.A. - C2C
Wrapped In Black - Sonic Rush
Ugh - Friday Night Funkin'
Aerosol Can - Major Lazor
One More Time - Daft Punk
A New Day - Sonic Rush
Secam - Mr. Oizo
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Soul Brothers Mix [King For Another Day: Revisited]

Art by: @enoderen
Track by: @unreleased-tourney-tracks

-09: COACH Z
The master of rap and owner of the track is here! He may be a bit of a pathetic loser, living in a locker room and all, but his gross old man issues won’t get in the way of him Taking the Train! He’ll do a jorb well done one way or the other!

-Homestar Runner, fan-content and other Brothers Chaps projects
(Fish Eye Lens, RAP SONG, These Peoples Try to Fade Me, Alrite42nite)
(A Tribute to Homestar Runner, Yo Gabba Gabba!, songs they worked with They Might Be Giants on)

-Sports
(That’s How I Beat Shaq, Mario Sports Mix, songs used by sports teams [We Are the Champions, Enter Sandman, Seven Nation Arm])

-Late 80s - 90s rap/hip hop, and distinctively "90s" music
(Jay-Z, N.W.A, Talib Kweli, Nas, Lauryn Hill, Wu-Tang Clan)
(Janet Jackson, Nirvana, The Smashing Pumpkins, Madonna, TLC, The Spice Girls)

-Notably cheesy/white rap
(Logic, Tom MacDonald, Eminem, Macklemore, Post Malone)

Songs used:
Drake - Nice For What (90s Rap/90s Music, samples Lauryn Hill - Ex-Factor)
Logic - 1-800-273-8255 (ft. Alessia Cara & Khalid) (White Rap)
Lil Mosey - Blueberry Faygo (White Rap)
Queen - We Will Rock You (Sports, Common Sports Anthem)
Mantronix - King of the Beats (90s Rap, J Dilla)
Tag Team - Whoomp! (There It Is) (Sports, Common Sports Anthem, also sampled in "Sports" by Lil Dicky)
Homestar Runner - Todaybor Day is Labor Day (Homestar Runner)
Wu-Tang Clan - C.R.E.A.M. (Cash Rules Everything Around Me) (90s Rap)
Homestar Runner - Rap Song (Homestar Runner, Sports, White/Cheesy Rap)
Chumbawamba - Tubthumping (90s Music, Sports, Common Sports Anthem)

Nice For Nothing

art by @ Tiny ninja#2405
commander video by @ pppp#0710
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bossfight - milky ways [rhythm games, celestial objects]
daft punk - harder better faster stronger [daft punk]
justice - d.a.n.c.e [house]
porter robinson - sad machine [house]
breakbot - baby i'm yours [romance, french artists]
outkast -  hey ya [romance]
jake kaufman - strike the earth [celestial objects, indie platformers]
kirby triple deluxe - moonstruck blossom [celestial objects]
lildeucedeuce - everybody do the flop [web animation]
paragonx - chaoz fantasy [newgrounds]
kesha - die young [web animation, romance]
awolnation - sail [romance? "this is how i show my love"]
barenaked ladies - one week [time]
talking heads - once in a lifetime [ ]

[lr1m1 - transmission!] shapes, beats, and the web

VOTE NOW!
https://forms.gle/A9bLycJRhAxB6MLy5

Track and art by @e-twoup

Character lore, by Etroup: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QC5mBomRFmDcos8RD4LiaCpZMSeskDywjyJyxjjhYlQ/edit?usp=sharing

Match setting: 
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Y_eBfEGs6Se11hAmXqVXAodXjzvu-aeDwpRJT3MxlCs/edit?usp=sharing

Sources used:
Portal - Still Alive (Both - Valve, Robots)
They Might Be Giants - I'm Impressed (WC - Robots)
Team Fortress 2 - Robots! [Noteblock Remix] (Both - Valve, Robots)
Jonathan Coulton - Re: Your Brains (Both - Valve, Apocolypse)
Furturama - Robot Hell (Both - Valve Fan Content, Robots)
Fallout: New Vegas - Main Theme (WC - yeah)
Aerosmith - Devil's Got a New Disguise (SQ - JJBA References)
M.I.A - Paper Planes (WC - Money)
Oasis - Wonderwall (SQ - Valve Fan Content, JJBA References)

[SQ v WC P1] The Checkered Devil In Disguise

Art by: twitter.com/TVGhost__ ,  @evkem
Geometry by: @diamondbrickz , twitter.com/DiamondBrickZ1 (Yancy)
Writing by: https://twitter.com/telepotato; https://twitter.com/babybowser101
Character Represented: Yancy, Garry Modulate

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???: Alright mistah moderator. I think its about times we has a little chat don't us.

GARRY: Oh! Good day, Mr. Fischbach! Your recent success in the bracket has been quite the interesting event to observe. Not many men tell tales of excursions like this done by someone such as yourself....

YANCY: I don't need that flatter talk from the likus of you, but if anyones' tellin stories, theys better be tellin about why the hells I been moved to anothah prison.

GARRY: My god Mark... what are you d-d-d-d-oing!

YANCY: I don't wanna hearza nothin' but a whisper outta you unless you wanna has dat dere crowbar of yours in dat dere bald head of yours. I hope wes have an understanding...

GARRY: /mute

YANCY: Good... Now mistah moderator... I has no idea why you has me pent up in heres, cause even I, a man deservin a life in prison, deserves a bit higher standards than dis here prison you callza 'airliner'.

GARRY: /unmute; /whisper Markiplier "I have no idea what you are talking about Mr. Fischbach. I have no admin rights on this server. What is *wrong* with you lately?

[Error: Markiplier is an invalid username, please enter a correct username to send a message]

YANCY: Oh... youzas one of those silent types that takes things too literally. Well old man, yous can tells me now how to git off of this airplane so I can goes back to prison already.

GARRY: /whisper Fischbach "My god, man, what are you doing! I can understand undergoing minor psychosis after six months of fearing for your life stuck with two rotting animatronics, but even under your circumstances this is the most irregular."

[Error: Fischbach is an invalid username, please enter a correct username to send a message]

YANCY: ...Now youza running out of time to give me an answer on dis, four eyes! Land somewheres so I can get outta dis here plane or your head's gonna pop open like a cargo crate.

GARRY: [My...god. I had the data saying that yet another cataclysmic quantum event was on this airliner... but I wouldn't believe it could have been him!]

GARRY: impulse 101; noclip;. /me picks up crowbar.  /I'm sorry, Mark. I can't have a catastrophe like this happen again.

YANCY: OH LORDS, I DIDN'T EXPECTS WARDENS LIKES YOU TO BE PACKIN HEAT. I'S WAS EXPECTIN A DANCE SEGMENT OR SOMETHIN.

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Yancy's Sourcelist:
- Songs by or featuring usually non-music oriented YouTubers (THE MUFFIN SONG by Schmoyoho, Bitch Lasagna by Pewdiepie, I’m Something Else by SomeThingElseYT, etc.)
- Music used as outros, intros, or BGM by popular YouTubers (H3H3 Theme Song, Science Blaster from Game Theory, 145 Poodles from Vsauce, etc.)
- Songs relating to crime or undercover infiltration (Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson, GTA San Andreas Main Theme, the Metal Gear Solid franchise, Persona 5, etc.)

Garry Modulate's sourcelist:
-Songs from notoriously glitchy games (Super Mario 64, Sonic 06, Big Rigs, Goat Simulator, etc.)
-Modding related sources (Terraria Calamity Mod, The Binding of Isaac: Antibirth, Minecraft: Twilight Forest, Minecraft: Aether 2, Pokémon Clover, etc.)
-Music from or relating to video games developed by Valve (Songs from/relating franchises such as Team Fortress, Portal, Half Life, DOTA, Left 4 Dead, etc.)
-Music used in or made for popular SFM animations (how to climb a tree by Tipsy Duck, This Way That - Mario Party 2 used in Duck Shoes by an0nymooose, STARSTRUKK used in Nice Legs by an0nymooose, etc.)

Sources:
Half-Life 2 - CP Violation (Crime/Valve)
Dog Blood - BREAK LAW (Crime)
Super Mario 64 - Bowser's Theme (Glitchy Games)
Swedish House Mafia - Your Name (Crime, because LA Mafia)
Bon Jovi - Wanted Dead or Alive (Crime)
Friday Night Funkin' V.S. Whitty - Overhead (Modding)

WARNING! Civil Protection Overhead!

Track donated by: @unreleased-tourney-tracks
Art donated by: @pinewithsun
CLASH! [06] | [10] - Mr. Saturday | Neon J.
Exhibit: Food Court

VOTE HERE! https://forms.gle/vPHAyiyCNBnLy2eE9

Mr. Saturday: "Agh, the music in here's horrendous! My earbones are crumbling to dust..!"
Neon J.: "You're just JEALOUS that your bones are nothing compared to my cybernetic exterior! I bet you have nothing under that coat!"

And we are off to the races! First up in a lunchroom blitz are the skeletal voodoo master Mr. Saturday taking on the cybernetic general-slash-boy band manager Neon J.! They might not be able to really eat anything themselves, but that isn't going to stop them from putting their all into this first match.

☠Music and OSTs composed by/featuring +TEK, as well as any indie platformer.
(Skeleton Boomerang, Mamorukun Curse!, EX Zodiac, etc.)
(VVVVVV, A Hat in Time, Celeste, Yooka Laylee)
☠Music related to the undead or paranormal, as well as bones.
(Them Bones, Walking With A Ghost, Mystery Skulls' discography, etc.)
☠Music related to magic, focused on voodoo/curses.
(Voodoo Chile, Break the Curse, 24k Magic, etc.)
☠Music made in a tropical style, or otherwise related to tropical places.
(Jimmy Buffet, Peach Beach, songs from The Messenger: Picnic Panic, etc.)

⨀ Music from NSR and games the musicians have worked on and games with general rhythm-based mechanics. (NO DIRECT RHYTHM GAMES.)
[Vs. Sayu, The Sewers, DK West 3]
[Spark the Electric Jester, King's League II, A Few Songs EP]
⨀ Music related to robots and cyborgs, as well as war/warfare.
[Songs by Daft Punk, Robots (2005), Metalhead]
[Songs by War, Some Nights, Wrong Side of Heaven]
⨀ Music from boybands and groups that classify as such, as well as music in the funky house genre.
[N-Sync, BROCKHAMPTON, One Direction, Barbra Streisand]
⨀ Songs and artists that have a multiple of 10 in their names/titles.
[10/10 (Rex Orange County), 30 Seconds to Mars, 100 Bad Days (AJR)]

Sources:

Daft Punk - Human After All (SebastiAn Remix) [Neon J. - Robots]
Thomas Bangalter - Spinal Beats [Neon J. - Robots (Daft Punk)]
Edwin Starr - War [Neon J. - War]
Duck Sauce - Barbara Streisand [Neon J/Food Court - Funky House, Food]
Jimmy Buffett - Margaritaville [Mr. Saturday - Tropical]
Mystery Skulls - GHOST [Mr. Saturday - Undead]
"Eekum Bokum" [Mr. Saturday - Bones]
VVVVVV OST - Pause [Mr. Saturday - Indie Platformers]
Gorillaz - 19-2000 (Soulchild Remix) [Both - Multiples of 10, Undead/Paranomal]

[R1 - M1] CLASH! Humanville

DISCORD: discord.gg/UuBkav5FWB

[ 006 - BRITTLE BONES NICKY ]

- Songs relating to the undead
(Spooky Scary Skeletons, Plants VS Zombies, The Nightmare Before Christmas, it is a mystery)
- Songs made by Rare Americans, or with official animated music videos
(Brittle Bones Nicky 1 & 2, Garbage Day, Gas Mask, A New Chapter Begins)
(Wolf - SIAMÉS, Rap Music - Lil Darkie, Feel Good Inc - Gorillaz, Jenny - Studio Killers)
- Songs associated with / about crime and rebellion
(The Escapists, GTA San Andreas, Murder on My Mind, Fuck The Police, La Casa de Papel)
- Songs relating to the afterlife and religion
(POWER, Heaven's Gate, Purgatory, Grim Fandango OST)
(Highway to Hell, A Little Piece of Heaven, Take Me To Church, Jesus Is King - Kanye West)

Sources:
Persona 5 - Swear To My Bones (Crime)
Wiz Khalifa, Charlie Puth - See You Again (Crime [Fast And The Furious])
Hozier - Take Me To Church (Religion)
Imagine Dragons - Demons (Religion)
Gorillaz - Saturn Barz (Official Animated Music Videos)
Bruno Mars - Locked Out Of Heaven (Afterlife)

Arrangement: @youre-fired
Art: GhenSaur
Stock: ElectroCV

Confidant ~ Dominic Toretto

Title: CHANCE Results Buildup
Arranger(s): phase#0867
Art: @DFX#2095
SOURCES:
Daft Punk - Harder Better Faster Stronger
Daft Punk - Human After All
Ylvis - What Does The Fox Say?
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Salutations, audience. This is FAUX speaking, here to remind that for the bracket and beyond, we are officially moving to our second account at https://soundcloud.com/chance_second_impact . By following this, you'll be able to see the latest and greatest from our team.

In addition, we have decided to release the regular version of our results buildup early. As of today, we're over 3/4's done with WR1 and are getting close to the finish line in terms of preparations. We aim to get started soon- give us a little more time and we'll show you that we're something special.

Until then, I'll be seeing you later.

-FAUX

[CHECK DESC.] CHANCE Results Buildup

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

-start

Subject: Coach Buzzcut
Noted by: Scurvy J. Biscuit

So off the bat immediately, this man was at no point intended to be a subject. Perhaps through dumb luck, or maybe sheer mortal fucking will, he managed to find his way into our clutches. Fellow members such as myself attest that he overpowered them with voice alone, shouting about reproductive organs and contorting his body in strange ways as he walked through [REDACTED].

Right, the white noise. . . As for the "subject's" exposure to the white noise, it was bafflingly swift. He expressed no signs of pain to any effect, though did seem to be heavily hallucinating, yelling at people that simply were not there, once again regarding sexual organs and bodily functions associated with them. Once he seemed well and done with his routine, he was devoured by the white noise.

As amoral or against policy as it may be, I must admit that the copy that came out was endlessly entertaining. Whereas prior, the man who we would learn to be named "Coach Buzzcut", prior citizen of [REDACTED], had some semblance of sanity and motive left in him, aggressive yet still coherent, his copy was entirely different.

His copy was in a way, an incredibly flanderized replica of himself, now constantly making noise and inhumanly moving around, yelling far more, and somehow managing to be more crass. Further study is required, though I believe that I may need to [REDACTED] in order to [REDACTED]. End Log.

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Sources
- Songs from or featured in Beavis & Butthead
- American Adult Animation Originals
- Songs related to School & Education
- Songs with Ironic Sexual Themes

Original:
- Separate Ways - Journey (Featured in B&B [In The ''Talking About The Penis'' Episode])
- Bojack's Theme - Bojack Horseman (Adult Animation)
- Robot Hell - Futurama (Adult Animation)
- Another Brick In The Wall - Pink Floyd (School)
- Madness 6 - Riddle School (School)
- Say Good-Bye - Sex 2 (Ironic Sexual Content)
- Iraq Lobster - Family Guy (Adult Animation)
- School - Deltarune (School)
- Principal's Office - Young MC (School/Featured in B&B)
- Coach Buzzcut & School Bell SFX

We'll Be Talking About Our Lives   [experiment - coach buzzcut]

Track by: Maddy.
Art by: PolarOpposite44.


(TO BE UPDATED AT A LATER DATE, COME BACK LATER.)
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Tracks Used:
Kenët & REZ - Unreal Superhero 3 
Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch 

■■■■■■ ■■■■ Downloads Sony Vegas

Take the Train will return. Someday. Maybe. Probably not. Don't get your hopes up.

DISCORD: Link down temporarily due to a hacker stealing Gabri's Discord account. Please contact her via GabrielleLovecraft#0277 in the meantime if necessary.

#01: CALEB
#02: TIME SQUAD
#03: THE KID
#04: DR. MADASALORRIE
#05: D33RFAC3
#06: PLOK & WUBBA
#07: THE QUALITY OF SOUNDCLOUD
#08: PANCHITO SPONGEBOB
#09: COACH Z
#10: ČEDA ČEDOVIČ
#11: WALDO
#12: BRAMBLE BLASST
#13: FIREMAN
#14: ICKYBOD CLAY
#15: RICK & FRY
#16: KINGS OF CON

My Deck HAS No Pathetic Memes!

Take the Train ~ Out of Steam