Art by: twitter.com/VitDraws
Track by: @cymancyan

-07: THE QUALITY OF SOUNDCLOUD
Its time for some high quality mashups! The embodiment of the insane, wacky webseries showing the best SoundCloud has to offer has arrived to use their memes to Take the Train! Hold on, is that YUGI? Yes, the card player himself has been chosen to represent this series, and he's not afraid to use some of his deadlier, shitpost-ier cards to win!

-Songs used in the Quality of SoundCloud series
(Feel Good Inc, Crisis City, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Psychosocial, Without Me)

-Shonen Jump
(Yu-Gi-Oh, Dragon Ball, HunterxHunter, One Piece)

-Songs based heavily on vocal sampling
(Sneakman, The Smile You Can't Hide, Best Foot Forward)

-Overused mashup songs
(DK Rap, MEGALOVANIA, How Low, The Ultimate Showdown)

Songs used:
Coda - BLOODY STREAM (Shonen Jump)
Barenaked Ladies - One Week (QOS)
Hideki Naganuma - Let It Go (Vocal Sampling)
Valentino Khan - Pump (QOS)
Smash Mouth - All Star (Overused In Mashups)
deadmau5 - Ghosts N' Stuff (QOS)
Death Grips - Lord Of The Game (Overused In Mashups)
Hideki Naganuma - Humming The Bassline (Vocal Sampling)
Childish Gambino - Bonfire (Overused In Mashups)
DragonForce - Through The Fire And Flames (QOS)
DK Rap (QOS/Overused In Mashups)
MOB CHOIR - 99 (Shonen Jump)
Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny (QOS/Overused In Mashups)

My Deck HAS No Pathetic Memes!

Y'all ain't ready for this! Welcome back to another Megamix contestant showcase, and today, we'll be taking a look at the "Ballin Mobs" mod! Rumor has it that on a cold, unsettling 3:AM, four basketballs summoned the wrath of a BALLIN ENDERMAN to join then as they join the tournament. The competition best pray they put up a fight, because when you're stuck between a bedrock wall and a hard place...
You'll meet with a truly terrible fate.

Track Name: Ballin' Nightmare Style
Character(s) Represented: Craig "Ballin'" Nightmares
Artist: [████]
Writing: [████]
Render: 5Kids, pokopakku, ConstipatedNugget

Sources:
TryHardNinja - Minecraft Style
Quad City DJ's - Space Jam
Pokemon Red and Green - Lavender Town

Craig "Ballin'" Nightmares
- Songs related to Minecraft & other sandbox games, or composed by C418
(Sweden, Subwoofer Lullaby, Pigstep, Take Back The Night)
(Terraria, Roblox, No Man's Sky, Starbound)
- Songs by the Quad City DJs, or artists featured in the Space Jam franchise.
(Space Jam, C'mon 'N Ride It, Work Baby Work, Summer Jam)
(R. Kelly, Steve Miller Band, Seal, Coolio)
- Songs related to sports & training segments or montages.
(How I Beat Shaq, Take 'Em Out To The Ball Game, AIN'T NOTHIN' LIKE A FUNKY BEAT, KernKraft 400)
(Gonna Fly Now, You're The Best Around, The Final Countdown, Eye of The Tiger)
- Songs related to creepypastas.
(Lavender Town, Drowning, Song of Unhealing, The Final Flash of Existence)

Ballin' Nightmare Style - Mashup Week: Megamix

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TRACK: ender#3711
ART: ender#3711
CHARACTERS: Funkin' Friday Friends, Aperture-Vishkar Partnership Project, ULTRAFUNKY [Cameo]
DISCORD: discord.com/invite/9QeKGYb

Mario Kart Wii - Toad's Factory [Naz3nt - Future Funk Remix] (AVPP - Future/Factories, Ultrafunky Cameo (Funk/Racing))
Pigdeons - ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY YOU FUCKING LOSERS (FFF - Flat Fuck)
Third Eye Blind - Semi Charmed Life (FFF - Illegal Items (Cocaine))
DWL1993 - [TF2 - WAR!] (AVPP - Valve)
DNCE - Cake By The Ocean (FFF - Ocean)
IDKHOW - Do It All The Time (AVPP - Innovation)
Friday Night Funkin - Ugh (FFF - Rhythm Games)
They Might Be Giants - I Never Go To Work (FFF - Days Of The Week)
Portal 2 - Want You Gone (AVPP - Glados)
Gorillaz - Rhinestone Eyes (AVPP - Factories)
Ween - Ocean Man (FFF - Bodies of Water)
Jellyfish - Ignorance Is Bliss (FFF - Marine Life, AVPP - Factories)
Dexter's Lab - Back To The Lab (AVPP - Laboratories)
SpongeBob - Grass Skirt Chase (FFF - Marine Life)
The Weeknd - Can't Feel My Face (FFF - Days Of The Week, Illegal Items)
Super Mario Sunshine - Gelato Beach (FFF - Bodies Of Water)
IDKHOW - New Invention (AVPP - Innovation)
Friday Night Funkin - Philly Nice (FFF - Rhythm Games)

[ R1M5P1 ] Future Funkin' (Features Funky!)

Through trials by fire and ice, Shizuku and Firestar have come quite the long way as Animated Musical Vibes. Starting as a mismatched duo thrown together by the powers that be, they've grown to become close friends. Together they stand against the threat of the White Noise, but when bonds can't save you, all that remains is the fight ahead. It'll take all they have and more to survive, but nine lives may just be enough.

SOURCES
- Songs well-known for animation memes or AMVs
- Lo-fi Hip Hop songs from 2015 and forward
- Songs from Whisper of the Heart

Arrangement: dreem! (@dat-dreem-dafeendear)
Character Represented: Animated Musical Vibes

Songs used:
2 Phút Hơn (KAIZ Remix) - Pháo (Animation Memes/AMVs)
Flamingo - Kero Kero Bonito (Animation Memes)
Final Girl - Graveyardguy (Animation Memes)
Believer - Imagine Dragons (AMVs)
Bodies - Drowning Pool (AMVs)
Wolf In Sheep's Clothing = Set It Off (AMVs)
death bed (coffee for your head) - Powfu (AMVs/Lo-fi)

2 Mch

Track donated by: @unreleased-tourney-tracks
Art donated by: @pinewithsun
CLASH! [06] | [10] - Mr. Saturday | Neon J.
Exhibit: Food Court

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Mr. Saturday: "Agh, the music in here's horrendous! My earbones are crumbling to dust..!"
Neon J.: "You're just JEALOUS that your bones are nothing compared to my cybernetic exterior! I bet you have nothing under that coat!"

And we are off to the races! First up in a lunchroom blitz are the skeletal voodoo master Mr. Saturday taking on the cybernetic general-slash-boy band manager Neon J.! They might not be able to really eat anything themselves, but that isn't going to stop them from putting their all into this first match.

☠Music and OSTs composed by/featuring +TEK, as well as any indie platformer.
(Skeleton Boomerang, Mamorukun Curse!, EX Zodiac, etc.)
(VVVVVV, A Hat in Time, Celeste, Yooka Laylee)
☠Music related to the undead or paranormal, as well as bones.
(Them Bones, Walking With A Ghost, Mystery Skulls' discography, etc.)
☠Music related to magic, focused on voodoo/curses.
(Voodoo Chile, Break the Curse, 24k Magic, etc.)
☠Music made in a tropical style, or otherwise related to tropical places.
(Jimmy Buffet, Peach Beach, songs from The Messenger: Picnic Panic, etc.)

⨀ Music from NSR and games the musicians have worked on and games with general rhythm-based mechanics. (NO DIRECT RHYTHM GAMES.)
[Vs. Sayu, The Sewers, DK West 3]
[Spark the Electric Jester, King's League II, A Few Songs EP]
⨀ Music related to robots and cyborgs, as well as war/warfare.
[Songs by Daft Punk, Robots (2005), Metalhead]
[Songs by War, Some Nights, Wrong Side of Heaven]
⨀ Music from boybands and groups that classify as such, as well as music in the funky house genre.
[N-Sync, BROCKHAMPTON, One Direction, Barbra Streisand]
⨀ Songs and artists that have a multiple of 10 in their names/titles.
[10/10 (Rex Orange County), 30 Seconds to Mars, 100 Bad Days (AJR)]

Sources:

Daft Punk - Human After All (SebastiAn Remix) [Neon J. - Robots]
Thomas Bangalter - Spinal Beats [Neon J. - Robots (Daft Punk)]
Edwin Starr - War [Neon J. - War]
Duck Sauce - Barbara Streisand [Neon J/Food Court - Funky House, Food]
Jimmy Buffett - Margaritaville [Mr. Saturday - Tropical]
Mystery Skulls - GHOST [Mr. Saturday - Undead]
"Eekum Bokum" [Mr. Saturday - Bones]
VVVVVV OST - Pause [Mr. Saturday - Indie Platformers]
Gorillaz - 19-2000 (Soulchild Remix) [Both - Multiples of 10, Undead/Paranomal]

[R1 - M1] CLASH! Humanville

Title: CHANCE Results Buildup
Arranger(s): phase#0867
Art: @DFX#2095
SOURCES:
Daft Punk - Harder Better Faster Stronger
Daft Punk - Human After All
Ylvis - What Does The Fox Say?
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Salutations, audience. This is FAUX speaking, here to remind that for the bracket and beyond, we are officially moving to our second account at https://soundcloud.com/chance_second_impact . By following this, you'll be able to see the latest and greatest from our team.

In addition, we have decided to release the regular version of our results buildup early. As of today, we're over 3/4's done with WR1 and are getting close to the finish line in terms of preparations. We aim to get started soon- give us a little more time and we'll show you that we're something special.

Until then, I'll be seeing you later.

-FAUX

[CHECK DESC.] CHANCE Results Buildup

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

-start

Subject: Coach Buzzcut
Noted by: Scurvy J. Biscuit

So off the bat immediately, this man was at no point intended to be a subject. Perhaps through dumb luck, or maybe sheer mortal fucking will, he managed to find his way into our clutches. Fellow members such as myself attest that he overpowered them with voice alone, shouting about reproductive organs and contorting his body in strange ways as he walked through [REDACTED].

Right, the white noise. . . As for the "subject's" exposure to the white noise, it was bafflingly swift. He expressed no signs of pain to any effect, though did seem to be heavily hallucinating, yelling at people that simply were not there, once again regarding sexual organs and bodily functions associated with them. Once he seemed well and done with his routine, he was devoured by the white noise.

As amoral or against policy as it may be, I must admit that the copy that came out was endlessly entertaining. Whereas prior, the man who we would learn to be named "Coach Buzzcut", prior citizen of [REDACTED], had some semblance of sanity and motive left in him, aggressive yet still coherent, his copy was entirely different.

His copy was in a way, an incredibly flanderized replica of himself, now constantly making noise and inhumanly moving around, yelling far more, and somehow managing to be more crass. Further study is required, though I believe that I may need to [REDACTED] in order to [REDACTED]. End Log.

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Sources
- Songs from or featured in Beavis & Butthead
- American Adult Animation Originals
- Songs related to School & Education
- Songs with Ironic Sexual Themes

Original:
- Separate Ways - Journey (Featured in B&B [In The ''Talking About The Penis'' Episode])
- Bojack's Theme - Bojack Horseman (Adult Animation)
- Robot Hell - Futurama (Adult Animation)
- Another Brick In The Wall - Pink Floyd (School)
- Madness 6 - Riddle School (School)
- Say Good-Bye - Sex 2 (Ironic Sexual Content)
- Iraq Lobster - Family Guy (Adult Animation)
- School - Deltarune (School)
- Principal's Office - Young MC (School/Featured in B&B)
- Coach Buzzcut & School Bell SFX

We'll Be Talking About Our Lives   [experiment - coach buzzcut]

[THIS TRACK IS NOT ASSOCIATED WITH THE OFFICIAL PRIZM ACCOUNT, AND IS PART OF A MINI TOURNAMENT UNAFFILIATED WITH PRIZM]

TRACK BY: The Skeleman
ART BY: The Skeleman
Character: Mimi

The money hungry minion of Count Bleck, Mimi has arrived in the Jetblack! Bringing a large amount of fashion and disguises with her, as well as a boatload of Rubees, this master of disguise has equipped herself to the teeth, and gained the confidence of a queen, surely... this may only spell her downfall.
POWER COLOR: ATLANTIS
STRENGTHS: Cunning, Nimble, and Cute >u0
WEAKNESSES: Greedy, Narcissistic, and overall just not very pleasant

- Songs from Super Mario Bros. Spin-Offs, with a focus on it's RPGs
[Super Paper Mario, Mario Kart, Super Mario RPG, etc.]
- Songs related to Arts and Crafts
[Creativity Song, Snipperclips, LittleBigPlanet, etc.]
- Songs related to Spiders, Arthropods, and Insects
[Spider Dance, Crab Rave, Hollow Knight OST, etc.]
- Songs related to Money, Greed, and Disguise
[Money Money Money, Whales, Master of Disguise, etc.]

Track Sources:
Guzma Encounter - Pokemon Sun & Moon OST (Money, Arthropods)
Whales - Hail Mary Mallon (Money)
Mr. L, Green Thunder - Super Paper Mario OST (Mario Spin-Offs, Disguises I guess???)
bad guy - Billie Eilish (Fitting Offsource)
Shiny - Jemaine Clement (Greed, Arthropods)
Rock you Like a Hurricane - Scorpions (Arthropods)
Addict - Silva Hound (Spiders)
Art of Darkness - The Stupendium (Art, Greed)
you should see me in a crown - Billie Eillish (Spiders)
Money - Pink Floyd (Money)
Fawful Laugh SFX (Mario Spin-Offs)

Bow Down.

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TRACK: ender#3711
ART: @/happysackboyart on twitter!
CHARACTER(s): Mach Speed Door Dasher, Lily's Garden
DISCORD: discord.com/invite/9QeKGYb

Lily: I can't do this RN. It's 5-o-clock somewhere.
Mach Rider: H-Hey! Where do you think you're going?

Pizza Tower - Cold Spaghetti (MSDD - Junk Food)
Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood (MSDD - Directions [east])
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Underground Theme (MSDD - Remix of NES game)
Super Mario Bros. - Coin SFX (MSDD - NES)
Paramore - Misery Business (Lily - Relationship Drama)
Oliver Tree -  Hurt (Lily - Plants)
Friday Night Funkin' - Roses (Lily - Plants)
Dead Or Alive - You Spin Me Right 'Round (MSDD - Directions)
Lily's Garden - Tracks Of My Tears ad (Lily's Garden)
Jetpack Joyride - Main Theme (Lily - Mobile Games)
Madonna - Hung Up (MSDD - Directions, Lily - Relationship Drama)
SIX The Musical - Get Down (MSDD - Directions, Lily - Theater)
Kanye West - Power (MSDD - Directions)
Gwen Stefani - The Great Escape (Lily - Relationship Drama)
Chumbawumba - Tubthumping (MSDD - Directions)

[ R1M6 - VOTE NOW ] The Cheat Code

Track by: Maddy.
Art by: PolarOpposite44.


(TO BE UPDATED AT A LATER DATE, COME BACK LATER.)
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Tracks Used:
Kenët & REZ - Unreal Superhero 3 
Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch 

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MIROR B.: Why stay in the house when you can go out and groove?
PORTER: You do know that house is...
MADEON: Let him have it. We'll show him what we've got.

On today's set: Michael Jackson, Pokemon, Madeon, Porter Robinson and house hits featuring our contenders tonight! Miror B. and Adventure Machine are against one another tonight in what could be Losers Round 1's most intense match yet! Turn up the music, get down, and enjoy the tunes while you can! Because one of our contenders tonight won't be making it out of this performance.

Arrangement: Vincent Mashups ( @user-555166013-407235477 )
Character Represented: Miror B., Adventure Machine

Sources:
MIROR B.:
- Songs from Pokemon spinoffs
- Songs in the genre of disco and funk
- Michael Jackson songs

ADVENTURE MACHINE:
- Songs in the house, french house, or electro house genres
- Songs by Madeon
- Songs by Porter Robinson

Songs used:
Billie Jean - Michael Jackson (Miror B. - Michael Jackson
Super Freak - Rick James (Miror B. - Funk/disco)
Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson (Miror B. - Michael Jackson)
Lionhearted - Porter Robinson (AdvMach - Porter Robinson)
Positif - Mr. Oizo (AdvMach - French House)
Goodbye To A World - Porter Robinson (AdvMach - Porter Robinson)
Pop Culture - Madeon (AdvMach - Madeon)

Heart Of Pop [LR1M3]

Take the Train will return. Someday. Maybe. Probably not. Don't get your hopes up.

DISCORD: Link down temporarily due to a hacker stealing Gabri's Discord account. Please contact her via GabrielleLovecraft#0277 in the meantime if necessary.

#01: CALEB
#02: TIME SQUAD
#03: THE KID
#04: DR. MADASALORRIE
#05: D33RFAC3
#06: PLOK & WUBBA
#07: THE QUALITY OF SOUNDCLOUD
#08: PANCHITO SPONGEBOB
#09: COACH Z
#10: ČEDA ČEDOVIČ
#11: WALDO
#12: BRAMBLE BLASST
#13: FIREMAN
#14: ICKYBOD CLAY
#15: RICK & FRY
#16: KINGS OF CON

My Deck HAS No Pathetic Memes!

Take the Train ~ Out of Steam