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SHIT PIPE - ROOKIE MISTAKE - 2023 Single (Mincecore)

Headphones (or actual speakers) strongly recommended.
YouTube-friendly cover art: https://youtu.be/zIfQ057PCv8?si=_EUCpnyCOxRIR-wC
Official song coming soon after. For fans of Carcass (1988-91), Regurgitate (1992-94), Urologist, Vaginal Penetration Of An Amelus With A Musty Carrot (or VxPxOxAxAxWxAxMxC), and Necromutation.
[Being] made on the GarageBand app. Samples: Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job.
Tuning: Drop D# on a customized Ibanez RG8. (The only time I'll ever play something this low. LOL.)
Cover "art" made on PicsArt. Sources: The Berzerker's "Reality" (the autopsy photos), City Morgue's "66SLAVS" (the one in the center), Flex Seal, Agoraphobic Nosebleed's "Built To Grind" (top right of center), Mayhem's "Dawn Of The Black Hearts" (top right of bottom right), Nine Inch Nails' "Happiness In Slavery" (bottom right of center), Home Improvement (bottom center), The Left Rights' "WHITE" (top right of bottom left), the burnt corpse from Garry's Mod (bottom right), the "Frontside Nosegrind" split between Agoraphobic Nosebleed & Total Fucking Destruction (bottom left & far right of center), the original ending to Clerks (left of shitty logo), and Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job again (Will Forte under Phil Swift). I don't remember where I got the other 2 black & white pics from, but I assume they're both fake...?
The official version will at least mostly have completely different vocals. I just wanted to fuck around with the whole pitch shifting thing, but I added flanger too. Some bits of it I'll leave in.
Fun fact: the beat at 4:49 I got from Carcass' "Regurgitation Of Giblets".
Lyrics:
I finally made it through med school. Somehow, I made it through.
I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or 2.
I was last in my class. Barely passsed at the institute.
Now I'm tryin' to avoid a malpractice suit.
Like a surgeon.
Cut for the very first time.
Organ transplants are my life.
Better gimme all your gauze, nurse. This patient's fadin' fast.
Complications have set in, dunno how long he'll last.
Let me see that I.V. Here we go, time to operate.
I'll pull his insides out, and see what he ate.
Like a surgeon.
Got your kidneys on my mind.
Got no waiver for your bitch ass to sign.
It's a fact. I'm a quack.
The disgrace of the A.M.A. cos my patients die.
And my patience dies before they can pay.
Instead of pets, I put the owners down.
When your ass bleeds all over the ground.
When I reach inside with my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors.
I can hear your heart beat for the very last time.

Like A Surgeon (Weird Al Cover)

Weird Al - Like A Surgeon, but it’s pathological goregrind. (Demo)

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\m/ OwO \m/
Fuck your short attention span! Y’all better be reading my bio in its fucking entirety!
Also, if you can't see all of my banner, that's SoundCloud's fault, not mine or yours!
[Sorry for being so inactive for literally the entire time, but I’m still working on it. I’m gonna upload things as soon as they’re finished from now on, and I’ll try to do it as frequently as possible. It probably still won’t be very frequent for some time yet, but y’know. Anyway, fuck these past 4 years, fuck every year after just in case, and most of all: thanks for any patience that I will never have.]
Quick PSA: If you’re interested in promoting my music or whatever, just go ahead. Don’t give me any “I think I can” or “I can probably”, don’t even bother asking! If you wanna do it, just fuckin’ do it! But I will NEVER sign shit! Nothing personal (unless you’re actually from a major label or something, either that or a straight up scammer), just principle.

A.K.A. NEU℞OTRA$H, Jake Doe, Jake The Mistake, Li'l Wolf, Scum God, ¥UИG $NO℞LAXXX, Crap Lord, Notorious F.A.G., Professor Assburger, Li'l Moist Mane, Yung Grief, Shotiana, Lewdicrous, Infidelle, Gringo Starr, Yung Cadaver, & Motherfuckenstein
▽ Cis guy; any pronouns
▽ Older gen-Z
▽ Autistic
▽ Stoner
▽ Demiromantic pansexual
▽ Antihero
▽ AntiYouTuber
▽ Anti-influencer
▽ Goth
▽ Furry
▽ Anticapitalist
▽ Antitheist
▽ Antinatal
▽ Pro-drugs
▽ Pro-graffiti
▽ Pro-piracy
▽ Pro-revenge
▽ Physical media supremacist
▽ I also do art, memes, Youtube Poops, etc.
▽ Aesthetics range from 1970s to 2010s

Genres I fuck with:
▽ Rap/hip-hop (old school AND modern)
▽ Nu-metal
▽ Punk
▽ Industrial
▽ Prog
▽ Hardcore
▽ Deathcore
▽ Slamming brutal death metal
▽ Mathcore
▽ Grindcore
▽ Noisecore
▽ Powerviolence
▽ Mincecore
▽ Goregrind
▽ Gorenoise
▽ Jungle/DnB
▽ Norwegian black metal (old school)
So expect a lot of different, mixed up shit back and forth.
Just know that nothing will be in any particular order. I may post 1 or 2 “fire” tracks and then a couple underwhelming ones, so don’t expect me to be consistent, like ever. :P

For fans of Tyler The Creator (2009-2015), Earl Sweatshirt, XXXTENTACION (2013-18), Bring Me The Horizon, Meshuggah, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Deftones, Ski Mask The Slump God, MellowHype, Converge, Daughters, Goolagoon, ACxDC, Mindless Self Indulgence☒, Bill Burr☒, Penn & Teller, City Morgue, $UICIDEBOY$, Ghostemane, 6 Dogs, Slipknot☒ (1996-2001), Fit For An Autopsy, Code Orange𖤐, Vein.fm, Agoraphobic Nosebleed☒ (1996-2009), Li'l Pump☒, Li'l Peep𖤐, Li'l Xan, MacDoesIt, Juice WRLD, PRXJEK, Macintosh Plus, The Sawtooth Grin, Sharpe, Despise You, Pig Destroyer (1997-2004), George Carlin, Anal Cunt☒ (1994-2004), Static-X, Hatebreed, Pouya, Car Bomb, Joji (F.K.A. Filthy Frank), J.I.D, ITSOKTOCRY, YungGoth✰, Mudvayne (1997-2003), Tool, Orgy, Radiohead, Limp Bizkit, SCARLXRD, Night Lovell, Li'l Uzi Vert𖤐, Sℒen, KoЯn (1996-2003), Isis, Nine Inch Nails (1992-94), HANATARASH, SeeYouSpaceCowboy, Primus, Motograter, Knocked Loose, (hǝd) p.e. (1995-2000), Marilyn Manson☒ (1994-2000), Descendents, Bad Religion, Korviday, Playboi Carti, Adam Conover, John Oliver, Sick Of It All, Ho99o9, SmokePurpp, Linkin Park (1998-2004), Dimmu Borgir (1994-1999), Denzel Curry, Kendrick Lamar, Bo Burnham, Robot Chicken, Chevelle, Coal Chamber (1994-1999), Pee-Wee Herman, Travis Barker, The Kids In The Hall, The Weeknd☒ (2014-15), Job For A Cowboy (2004-2007), Ice Spice, Burnt By The Sun, P.O.D. (1999-2002), Michael Rosen, CS188, FlyingKitty, FishTitan64, Li’l Darkie, Eric André, Monty Python☒, Sybyr (F.K.A. Syringe), JonTron☒, Insect Warfare, Discordance Axis, Li'l Tracy, Wicca Phase Springs Eternal𖤐, Nothing Nowhere, Mushroomhead (1995-2003), Machine Head (1994-1999), Sevendust (1996-2001), System Of A Down (1996-2003), Machine Girl, Li'l Yachty, Kottonmouth Kings (1995-2003), Corporate Avenger, Burzum☒ (1992-2007), Darkthrone, Tim & Eric𖤐, The Berzerker (1999-2002), Vaginal Penetration Of An Amelus With A Musty Carrot, Roly, Jake Munro☒, Nascar Aloe, Prodigy, Immortal (1991-2002), Meth Leppard, Will Ferrell, Oz Media, The Click, One Topic At A Time, Wonderstruck Guy, Damien Lee, D'Angelo Wallace, Spatnz, Suris, Kurtis Conner, Nicolas Black, William Maranci, Tommy Wiseau, Tallah𖤐, Odin Wolf/Nido Flow, MYUTTS (F.K.A. Bolt Mutt), Glitch, Sam & Max, Team Fortress 2, Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, Battles, Li’l Nas X, Kevin Smith, Mayhem (but only with Dead), Meat Beat Manifesto, Twiztid, Regurgitate (1992-2003), Mel Brooks, Weird Al, 311 (1993-2003), Jason Lee, Ed Gein (2003-2010), As The Sun Sets, Maggot Vomit Afterbirth☒, Active Stenosis, Travis Scott☒, Father's Milk, SHIT PIPE, Piss Leech, Acid Shower... I dunno, the list goes on (not just music-wise, but also in terms of personalities/attitude, messages/topics, sense(s) of humor, shit like that).
𖤐 = Fellow Pennsylvanian(s)! <3
☒ = Scandals (and/or just stupidity) not included!

Side-projects:
▽ SPERMxWHALE (pornogorenoise) (est. 2024)
▽ Bongsucker (gorenoise) (est. 2023)
▽ Meth Lab Arsonist (blackened-cyber-noise-grind) (est. 2023)
▽ Anthrodite (furry mathcore mixed with punk) (est. 2021)
▽ Pillcrusher (grindcore with hints of math and noise) (est. 2018)
▽ WARDOGS (furry grindcore mixed with nu-metal) (est. 2021)
▽ Youthanized (death/math/grind/hardcore/industrial/nu-metal) (est. 2016)
▽ Diarrheabedis (Tim-&-Eric-themed gorenoise) (est. 2021)

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