Melvin

You Want It

Coming to you live from the NY Comedy Festival, Race Wars welcomes Artie Lang, Kareem Green, Michael Che, Kyle Dunnigan, Hannibal Burress, Keith Robinson, Wil Sylvince, and Dave Attell to do their usual thing. Also, Artie responds to the controversy but he still wants to bang Cari Champion. 

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Artie's Halloween Costume - Race Wars Live at NY Comedy Festival #supportMIAwhippingArtie

Whorish Boorish 

Rebecca - guitar / Vocals
Alex Merbouti - Bass

recorded at 
Houndstooth cottage
Coconut grove Miami  Fl

houndstoothcottage.com

Whorish Boorish - Bad luck Charm Boy (DEMO)

Remix of the madness on the Ron and Fez show, Just a fun collection of shows remixed in a funny way.

Ron And Fez Remix

Pinky

Right into Joy

I can't stop worrying about the government, Dave

Plum Island 2.0 (feat Robbie Williams) - Keel Her

lyrics:

I don't like to wear nail polish cuz then when I pick my nose I can smell it forever.
When I get nervous, my feet smell like popcorn, my mouth tastes like plastic and my pits smell like fermented guava juice!

Honesty
Honesty Problem
Honesty Problem x 6

You have the right and the mind to understand
It's the law the divide between what's good and what's right

Hi my name's Cam and I have an honesty problem.
(Hi Cam)
Guess it all started when I was a kid. I would correct my parents when I thought they were just mistaken and boy would I get in trouble.
My girlfriend says I have an honesty problem. Just because I told her I couldnt stop thinking about Jackson Pollock the other day while I was coming. 

OO that's just too nasty
Honesty it's too nasty
Honesty that's too nasty
Honesty that's too nasty

You have the right and the mind to understand
It's the law the divide between what's good and what's right

You got an honesty problem.
Cam:
Wow your butt looks so round in that dress. I love it!
Tianna: 
Thanks yea Cam right were friends on Facebook.

Cam:
Oh Tianna! Din't recognize you you look so different in your photos!

Tianna:
Wow does this guy have an honesty problem or what?!


Oh that's just too nasty
Honesty that's too nasty
Oh that's just too nasty

Hey Bub you got an honesty problem there
(Honesty, Honesty, got too much Honesty Baby)

You have the right and the mind to understand
It's the law the divide between what's good and what's right

Honesty Problem

Melvin

Teevie