After having coffee together in a trendy part of town, Chris, Will and Bryan breakdown the hipster scene in Los Angeles.

TMP – Hats and Mustaches and Coffee

The guys discuss how each of them would come out to the other two if they were gay and had sexual feelings for both of their podcast counterparts.

TMP – If You Were Gay

Will, Bryan and Chris discuss which movie love scenes turn them on the most and Shawna drops by to keep it real and share her favorite.

TMP – Love Scenes

Bryan clumsily hijacks the podcast to plug some random television show. Chris and Will get to the bottom of his scheme and uncover some troubling news about their conversation strangling friend.

TMP – Conversation Strangler Stevens

Coming straight out of Primm Nevada, up and coming freestyle battle rapper, Chank Smith, returns to the podcast to take over an entire episode with his producer, Big Cute. Do not be a Ronnie, recognize the ill cypher flow of Chank Smith.

TMP – The Chank Smith Takeover

One of the guys farts into their mic and then Will gives Bryan some thoughts on what to get his lady for her birthday.

TMP – Best Smelling Man in Showbiz

After a week long hiatus, Will, Bryan and Chris hit the ground running and waste zero time in proving that theirs is the dumbest podcast in the history of the universe.

TMP – Dough Goats

The show falls apart before it begins. Chris and Will attack Bryan for not understanding how and when episodes of their podcast air. Bryan then shares a story about having drinks with the real Arnold Schwarzenegger in real life and makes Will do a pervy impersonation of the Governator.

TMP – Bit Killer Jones

With Chris out of the studio, Bryan and Will break a completely implausible story, scoring an exclusive interview via satellite with Russian cosmonaut, Dimitri Rosinoyev. Over the past thirteen years, Dr. Rosinoyev has been living in a space pod ON THE PLANET MARS! He has never granted an interview of any kind until now. You’ll soon be hearing all about Dimitri’s brave and totally unbelievable journey through all avenues of mainstream media and we’re honored to be the first to break this utterly inconceivable story.

TMP – Dimitri Rosinoyev

Will, Bryan and Chris want to build their podcast audience and are open to ideas on how to expand the show’s reach. So the guys ask their listeners to make suggestions via Twitter and read some of those tweets on the air.

TMP – The TMP Listener Initiative

Chris gets really super angry about girls who cut their hair short. Will sort of agrees and Bryan disagrees. Also, Chris stays extremely angry about short haired girls. And also, Will then sort of disagrees and Bryan says some dumb stuff. But then also after that, Will gets irrationally upset about petite hipster couples who both have short hair while Chris stays very very angry at girls with short hair and Bryan talks so much the whole time but that is obvious.

TMP – Girls with Short Hair

A podcast formerly hosted by Will Sasso (MADtv, The Three Stooges, lots of other stuff) that featured he and his funny pals doing lots of super fun bits, jumping into some silly characters and impersonations, and ruthlessly belittling one another for real the way only good friends can. Ten Minute Podcast is recess for adults. Pass it on!