Chris and Bryan start the show in an unusually aggressive manner, Will plays a couple of hateful messages from the two and the episode spirals downward, fueled by belligerent machismo.

TMP – Hateful Messages

Bryan brainstorms strategies to expand the global reach of the show, Chris and Will happily mock him and Shawna stops by to come correct.

TMP – Going Global

Chris misses the podcast so in his place Will and Bryan welcome up and coming rapper, Chank Smith. Straight out of the Primm Nevada battle cypher scene, Chank blends freestyle flow with his take on real life in Primm to create his unique hip hop style.

TMP – Chank Smith

The guys talk cute and then discuss what they are sorry for.

TMP – Cute Talk

Will and Chris question why Bryan should be referred to as The Kid. The three dispute who should hold the nickname and come up with theme songs to help bolster their respective arguments.

TMP – Who’s The Kid

Chris threatens to leave the podcast, as well as this plane of existence, when Will openly invites women to thumb around his body and sit on his lap in public. Bryan is all for the change in personnel and Shawna throws her hat in the ring as a possible permanent replacement.

TMP – Mayor of Seeyasville

Bryan, Chris and Will discuss fear. What scares them, what doesn’t scare them and how to use fear as a tool.

TMP – Feeeeearless

With Will out of town, Bryan and Chris welcome the seven time Mr. Olympia, two time Governor of California and all time box office champion, Arnold Schwarzenegger, to the podcast for our fiftieth episode!

TMP – Arnold Schwarzenegger

Will reads some texts from a friend, chronicling his experiences dating a new girl. Chris and Bryan weigh in and the three discuss the questionable tact of this anonymous woman.

TMP – My Friend’s New Girl

Bryan expresses a man crush for Christian Bale. Chris and Will chime in and the guys have bizarre, meandering conversation about a few actors who they think are good at acting.

TMP – Ski Weekend with Christian Bale

Bryan misses a recording session to guest on a different podcast! Will and Chris go on without him and verbally wipe their rear ends with his character.

TMP – Hatecha Bryan

A podcast formerly hosted by Will Sasso (MADtv, The Three Stooges, lots of other stuff) that featured he and his funny pals doing lots of super fun bits, jumping into some silly characters and impersonations, and ruthlessly belittling one another for real the way only good friends can. Ten Minute Podcast is recess for adults. Pass it on!