A month ago we welcomed Jean-Claude Van Damme to the podcast and on the very next episode we were joined by a Jean-Claude Van Damme Impersonator who reveres Jean-Claude Van Damme. The response to both Jean-Claude Van Damme shows was huge. So we decided to invite Jean-Claude Van Damme and his Jean-Claude Van Damme impersonator to the studio for a podcast that puts the Jean-Claude Van Damme in Jean-Claude Van Damme.

TMP – Two Jean-Claude Van Dammes

Bryan opens a meandering discussion about what happens to some young women in Los Angeles after their beauty is touched by the palsying, dulling hand of time and the sheen leaves their tulip petal skin… which is a dumb saying that angers Chris and Will VERY much.

TMP – The Handicap of Beauty

Will and Chris talk about the new Vine app and other social networking platforms while Bryan threatens to get off the grid completely.

TMP – Off The Grid

Bryan pitches his new invention to Will and Chris, who don’t much care for it.

TMP – Back-UHlone

Chris arrives to record a little late. Will and Bryan notice something kind of different about him.

TMP – Jacked and Yolked

After Bryan sends a weird porn director friend to see Chris do standup, Chris tells Bryan how weird the guy was while Will cheerfully digs for more weird details.

TMP – Bryan’s Porno Friend

Bryan takes a vitriolic dump on Chris after traveling to New Orleans to see the taping of his one hour special. Will steps in to regulate this comedy dispute between The Kid and The Super Deluxe Kid.

TMP – Jealous Sz’F**k

Bryan is finding it hard to stay within the sexual confines of a monogamous relationship, as relates to his role in a nuclear family structure. Chris and Will do their best to talk him off the ledge.

TMP – I Can’t Step Out?

Will is feeling a little down and confused so his best pals, Bryan and Chris lend an ear and weigh in on his unique difficulties.

TMP – Bare Bear Heart

Chris eludes to a nickname he claims fans of his standup comedy have given to themselves. Bryan and Will don’t care for the nickname in the least and argue that Chris created the nickname himself, during the podcast, and that there is no such thing as… D’Elievers.

TMP – D’Elievers

The guys discuss their gay following and who among the three is most responsible for garnering the attention of listeners in the gay community.

TMP – Who’s The Gayvorite

A podcast formerly hosted by Will Sasso (MADtv, The Three Stooges, lots of other stuff) that featured he and his funny pals doing lots of super fun bits, jumping into some silly characters and impersonations, and ruthlessly belittling one another for real the way only good friends can. Ten Minute Podcast is recess for adults. Pass it on!