With Chris out of the studio, Bryan and Will break a completely implausible story, scoring an exclusive interview via satellite with Russian cosmonaut, Dimitri Rosinoyev. Over the past thirteen years, Dr. Rosinoyev has been living in a space pod ON THE PLANET MARS! He has never granted an interview of any kind until now. You’ll soon be hearing all about Dimitri’s brave and totally unbelievable journey through all avenues of mainstream media and we’re honored to be the first to break this utterly inconceivable story.

TMP – Dimitri Rosinoyev

Realizing that he has the charisma and character to be a religious leader, Will creates his own religion and seeks to indoctrinate Bryan and Chris as his disciples.

TMP - Willigion

A mildly spontaneous and totally inconsequential bit organically happens but then Bit Killer Jones kills it because he kills bits and that is why his name is Bit Killer Jones so Will and Chris get very angry with Bryan and try to understand why he is always being the biggest Bit Killer Jones in the history of bits and totally killing bits.

TMP - Bit Killer Strikes Again

Will becomes discontented with having to lead the podcast charge and gets all super weird and passive aggressive. Chris and Bryan attempt to even the playing field with some drastic measures.

TMP - Mr. Podcast

Bryan got rid of his iPhone for ZERO REASON and replaced it with a new phone that is not an iPhone for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON!

TMP - Bryan's Stupid New Phone

Chris tackles the hot button issues, bringing his unique viewpoint on global news and current events back to the podcast. Will and Bryan really hate it when he does this but whatever.

TMP - More Current Eventin' It

Chris and Will talk about internet comments and really dumb stuff like that.

TMP - Y'Gah'Boyf?

Chris hates Coachella. A lot. Way too much. So Will and Bryan break him down a little bit because it is very weird that anyone hate anything as much as Chris hates Coachella.

TMP - Chris Hates Coachella

There are a lot of things that Bryan does not do that he has to do. Will and Chris just want to know which things Bryan has done that he has to do and which things Bryan has not done that he has to do.

TMP - J'Doo'Eh?

Will composes a theme song for Bryan via voicemail. Bryan takes issue. Chris likes it fine.

TMP - Bryan Callen Theme Song

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TMP - Bryan Callen Congratulations on Your Bad Ideas

A podcast formerly hosted by Will Sasso (MADtv, The Three Stooges, lots of other stuff) that featured he and his funny pals doing lots of super fun bits, jumping into some silly characters and impersonations, and ruthlessly belittling one another for real the way only good friends can. Ten Minute Podcast is recess for adults. Pass it on!