Bryan expresses a man crush for Christian Bale. Chris and Will chime in and the guys have bizarre, meandering conversation about a few actors who they think are good at acting.

TMP – Ski Weekend with Christian Bale

After a week long hiatus, Will, Bryan and Chris hit the ground running and waste zero time in proving that theirs is the dumbest podcast in the history of the universe.

TMP – Dough Goats

The show falls apart before it begins. Chris and Will attack Bryan for not understanding how and when episodes of their podcast air. Bryan then shares a story about having drinks with the real Arnold Schwarzenegger in real life and makes Will do a pervy impersonation of the Governator.

TMP – Bit Killer Jones

With Bryan out of the studio, Chris and Will welcome book critic, Mary Stuart Foley back to the podcast to share her extensive knowledge of literature, the arts and rump funnels.

TMP – Mary Stuart Foley’s Poor Hole

Will, Bryan and Chris want to build their podcast audience and are open to ideas on how to expand the show’s reach. So the guys ask their listeners to make suggestions via Twitter and read some of those tweets on the air.

TMP – The TMP Listener Initiative

Will talks about his mustache too much. Chris and Bryan want to talk about some other stuff. Then the guys talk about some other stuff.

TMP – Will’s Mustache

Will and Chris speak ill of their absent friend, Bryan, then discuss Will losing a couple pounds and Chris making questionable fashion choices.

TMP – Bruan Hmmm

Bryan will not stop talking about animals, on the podcast or in real life. Chris and Will make him stop and the guys talk about other things.

TMP – Shut Up About Animals

TMP – The Mesomorphic Minotaur

Chris shows up to record right after being a guest on Conan and tells Bryan and Will all about it whether they want to hear it or not.

TMP – Chris Builds a Train

Bryan and Will debate which of their dads could best the other in a physical altercation. This argument heats up rather quickly and eventually turns violent.

TMP – My Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad

A podcast formerly hosted by Will Sasso (MADtv, The Three Stooges, lots of other stuff) that featured he and his funny pals doing lots of super fun bits, jumping into some silly characters and impersonations, and ruthlessly belittling one another for real the way only good friends can. Ten Minute Podcast is recess for adults. Pass it on!