Bryan and Will attempt to reach Chris on the phone while he is in New York and then they have a chat about their penises because that is what they like to talk about all the time.

TMP – River Pig

Will believes that Christmas was invented in Canada and that Canada gave Christmas to America and that Mexico does not have Christmas, so he performs a song about a Mexican in America dreaming of Christmas in Canada. Bryan and Chris do not enjoy, nor do they agree with the song that Will performs. Happy Holidays.

TMP - White Person Christmas

A colleague of Chris joins Bryan and Will but then everything gets inexcusably weird.

TMP - Liam Neeson

Bryan tells Will and Chris about an old girlfriend he recently ran into while shopping with his wife.

TMP - Bryan's Old Flame

The guys have cool movie scene ideas for cool movies they want to star in because cool movie stars do cool movie scenes in cool movies.

TMP - Cool Movie Scenes

Bryan tries to pay Chris a nice compliment but Will happens.

TMP - A Nice Compliment

Will is not organizing everyone, Chris is telling the truth and Bryan is at fault for making this a boring podcast.

TMP - Use the Thread

Will bought a very weird pair of five fingered hiking shoes. Chris and Bryan are justifiably upset about the whole thing.

TMP - Two Johanns and Zero Shoes

Bryan becomes aroused at very inopportune times. Chris and Will are fascinated.

TMP - Hard-On

Chris and Will start recording without Bryan but then Chris says tercent instead or percent, so hmmm. Also, do you have to say per se or do you never have to say per se? Hmmmmm.

TMP - 100 Tercent

Bryan shows up an hour late and lazily eats Chipotle. Having already recorded a few upcoming episodes, an agitated Will and Chris encourage Bryan to prove his worth and go for it.

TMP - Bryan, Go For It

A podcast formerly hosted by Will Sasso (MADtv, The Three Stooges, lots of other stuff) that featured he and his funny pals doing lots of super fun bits, jumping into some silly characters and impersonations, and ruthlessly belittling one another for real the way only good friends can. Ten Minute Podcast is recess for adults. Pass it on!