Coming straight out of Primm Nevada, up and coming freestyle battle rapper, Chank Smith, returns to the podcast to take over an entire episode with his producer, Big Cute. Do not be a Ronnie, recognize the ill cypher flow of Chank Smith.

TMP – The Chank Smith Takeover

With Chris out of the studio, Bryan and Will break a completely implausible story, scoring an exclusive interview via satellite with Russian cosmonaut, Dimitri Rosinoyev. Over the past thirteen years, Dr. Rosinoyev has been living in a space pod ON THE PLANET MARS! He has never granted an interview of any kind until now. You’ll soon be hearing all about Dimitri’s brave and totally unbelievable journey through all avenues of mainstream media and we’re honored to be the first to break this utterly inconceivable story.

TMP – Dimitri Rosinoyev

With Bryan out of the studio, Chris and Will welcome book critic, Mary Stuart Foley back to the podcast to share her extensive knowledge of literature, the arts and rump funnels.

TMP – Mary Stuart Foley’s Poor Hole

Will, Bryan and Chris want to build their podcast audience and are open to ideas on how to expand the show’s reach. So the guys ask their listeners to make suggestions via Twitter and read some of those tweets on the air.

TMP – The TMP Listener Initiative

Chris gets really super angry about girls who cut their hair short. Will sort of agrees and Bryan disagrees. Also, Chris stays extremely angry about short haired girls. And also, Will then sort of disagrees and Bryan says some dumb stuff. But then also after that, Will gets irrationally upset about petite hipster couples who both have short hair while Chris stays very very angry at girls with short hair and Bryan talks so much the whole time but that is obvious.

TMP – Girls with Short Hair

Will makes a huge shift in his personal and professional life and excitedly shares his good news with Bryan and Chris.

TMP – Life Beginners

Will talks about his mustache too much. Chris and Bryan want to talk about some other stuff. Then the guys talk about some other stuff.

TMP – Will’s Mustache

Bryan has to decide whether to bring Chris or Will to a dinner party at the home of movie star, Tom Cruise.

TMP – Tom Cruise’s Dinner Party

Will and Chris speak ill of their absent friend, Bryan, then discuss Will losing a couple pounds and Chris making questionable fashion choices.

TMP – Bruan Hmmm

Bryan will not stop talking about animals, on the podcast or in real life. Chris and Will make him stop and the guys talk about other things.

TMP – Shut Up About Animals

TMP – The Mesomorphic Minotaur

A podcast formerly hosted by Will Sasso (MADtv, The Three Stooges, lots of other stuff) that featured he and his funny pals doing lots of super fun bits, jumping into some silly characters and impersonations, and ruthlessly belittling one another for real the way only good friends can. Ten Minute Podcast is recess for adults. Pass it on!