“Now listen here, spooks — if you can rattle a window, you can help me out, yeah?”

Creakin’ floor and whisper thin,
Coffee pot starts talkin’ again.
Lamp shade hummin’ swing in G,
But my keys keep hidin’ from me.

Be useful ghost, please — find my keys!
Stop playin’ tricks, quit teasin’ me.
If you can float through walls with ease,
Be useful ghost, please — find my keys!

Pantry laughs, the curtains sneeze,
Poltergeist just stole my cheese.
Hat rack points with bony grace,
Grinnin’ right into my face.

Be useful ghost, please — find my keys!
You shake the room, now help me, please.
If you can rattle chains with ease,
Be useful ghost, please — find my keys!

You’ve got all night to raise a fuss,
Knock on walls and spook the bus.
But when I’m late, you disappear —
Hey, boo-buddy, lend an ear!

Be useful ghost, please — find my keys!
Quit all that floatin’, pretty please.
You haunt my house and charge no fees,
Be useful ghost, please — find my keys!

Midnight tea and shadows grow,
Clock says “boo!” then steals the show.
Basement hums a trombone sigh,
Even my ghosts are swingin’ by.

Be useful ghost, please — find my keys!
Stop the waltz and help me, please.
If you can dance through centuries,
Be useful ghost, please — find my keys!

If you can juggle candlelight,
Why not clean my floors tonight?
Polish up those haunted eaves,
Then check beneath the autumn leaves.

Be useful ghost, please — find my keys!
They jingle faintly in the breeze.
When morning comes, I’ll toast with tea —
Good spooks only, stay useful for me.

“Next time you move a chair… move my keys instead, huh?”

Ghost, please : find my keys !

The entire sound is in my hands. I write cyber poetry, produce, and compose every track ready for Immersive 3D. Every beat is crafted for spatial and next-gen headphones.
Intimate lyrics, total immersion, every track.

For 30 years I kept unfinished demos to myself, never letting them out. Now I finish what I start and release it the moment it’s alive.

Professional dancer. Movement is my music. Creating stories one beat at a time. 🎶💃

Ghost, please : find my keys !

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