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Uncle Larry Did a Keg Stand at the Baptism is a wild comedy-rap fever dream that flips a sacred ritual into absolute chaos. The lyrics paint a picture of Larry stealing the spotlight at a baptism, turning holy water into beer foam, and sparking a chain reaction of surreal events. Choirs dab, babies clap, nuns breakdance, and even angels join the rave. It is a satire about family, rebellion, and how one ridiculous act can transform an entire moment into legend. The track is outrageous, meme-worthy, and impossible not to laugh at, while also carrying an undercurrent about tradition, disruption, and celebration.

Lyrics:

Bro… I just came here for potato salad…
Next thing I know, Uncle Larry’s upside down on the keg.

Pastor said “Welcome, child of the Lord,”
Larry said “Hold my beer,” then backflipped forward.
Baptism font turned into Natty Light,
He shotgunned heaven, burped pure white light.

Grandma fainted, the choir went wild,
The holy dove dabbed on the little child.
Even the baby clapped mid-dunk,
Deacon passed out when the beer foam sunk.

Holy water fizzed, communion sprayed,
Fog machine kicked in, angels raved.

Uncle Larry did a keg stand at the baptism,
Turned the hymnbook into a rave algorithm.
He popped that tap like a sacred vow,
Even Satan’s in the livestream, screamin’ “WOW!”

Organ pipes turned into vuvuzelas,
Jesus cameo’d like “What the hell, fellas?”
Cross started glowin’, communion wine sprayed,
And the ushers got drunk on lemonade.

The bishop moonwalked, nun hit the worm,
Larry belched fire, the candles burned.
Bible levitated, choir got grills,
Gabriel started spinnin’ turntables for thrills.

Uncle Larry did a keg stand at the baptism,
Deacon’s breakdancin’, saints all vibin’.
“Amazing Grace” got a trap remix,
Now the pews bounce hard to the crucifix.

Is this salvation or a frat initiation?
Did the Lord approve or is this damnation?
Holy hashtags, trending live,
Even Heaven’s got the WiFi fried.

Uncle Larry did a keg stand at the baptism,
He baptized the keg, divine algorithm.
From the font to the fridge, it’s eternal foam,
Now the angels scream “CHUG!” in Rome.

And Pastor whispered…
“…never invite Larry again.”

Uncle Larry Did a Keg Stand at the Baptism

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