Lyrics: 

OMG! I'm so excited today to get my frickin' hair cut!
I might get a bob.. I might no, I might get a fringe..
I might get.. I might get a haircut, yeah. (YEAH!)

Getting a haircut, getting a haircut.
Maybe a haircut?
I'm getting my haircut! 

So.... you're looking for a haircut?
Thats what im doing here yeah. 
Ok! (yeah!)

Hair lady there, she's real fair. 
Rainbow dyed hair? a pokemon rare!
Slick my hair and lace my shoes. (yeah!)
Slam a beer, i was feinin for sum booze (booooze!)
20 on the counter, Andrew Jackson.
20 in her pocket, gettin max rub action!
(I'm going to explain that real quick, she jerked off my penis, so.)

Getting a haircut, (YEAH!)
Getting my haircut, (OK!)
Getting my haircut! 

iPhone scrollin, massively trollin', (LOL!)
Dictonary bible verse? you got me rollin. (ROFL!)
Apple daddy bibble boo,
Go to bathroom take a poo (Shit! Yeah, I did that.)
Credit karma, (OHH!) Updoot farmer (YEAH!)
Wholesome spingus, but its actually my penis (GROSS!)
Twitter account next, relign my sex (HAHA!)
Witch girl pussy? im totally hexxed. (HEEEXXED!)

Call me young voodoo doll. (BOO!)
Might as well suck my balls. (GLUG GLUG!)
Pull down my underwear (UNDERWEAR!)
What do you see in there? (MY COCK!)

Getting a haircut (DAMN, RIGHT!)
Maybe a haircut (I LOVE TRUMP!)
Never a haircut (REPUBLICAN!) 
Getting my haircut! (BUILD A WALL!)

Fuck you, stupid bitch
Go to bathroom, take a piss (Hey dude, wanna hit?)
Whatever, im cheifing it!
1 drag 2 drag 3 then 4
Trippin back to dinosaurs! (!EM PLEH !EM PLEH !EM PLEH)

I Think its laced with LSD
Something crawling over me
Halluncating spiders, im freaking out
Gripping on my skin im ripping out

One fish, Two fish, Red fish, Blue fish,
Black fish, Blue fish, Old fish, New fish.
This one has a little car.
This one has a little star.

TRIPPIN TRIPPIN ON LS, LS, D!
Trippin' on LSD!
My Little Pony is all I see
Little Pixies flying around, 
In my nose
In my nose?
IN MY NOSE!
(GEEKING SOUNDS)
LSD... YEAH....

HAIRCUT prod. ermashov

WLECH