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Comedy

The latest from London's Scroogiest councils, Santacon 2013 and how a US president might enjoy Christmas day (or not).

Bugle 254 - Christmas Special!

Andy Zaltzman introduces a look back at some of the biggest headlines of the last 12 months. May include births, deaths, political misjudgements, and inappropriate behaviour at a funeral (for the 2nd consecutive year).

TheBugle review of the year: 2013

Andy and John learn what the French get up to on New Year's Eve and offer some predictions for the new year. Plus the good ship SS Zaltzman is launched.

Bugle 255

John Describes what happens when it gets a bit Parky, Andy Laments England's Ashes performance and Round One of the first inter Bugle championship match up takes place.

Bugle 256 - Troubled Bridge Over Boiling Water

Andy and John analyse the latest from Thailand, Syria, Sudan and France. Plus: animal news!

Bugle 257 - Dancefloor Diplomacy

Andy and John focus on two major meetings in Switzerland and British plans to form a police state. Plus - exclusive interview with Frankel!

Bugle 258 - Nazis versus Terrorists

Bonus Bugle - A Twitter Q&A

Andy and John report on the latest from Sochi - where Vlad Putin should be celebrating just how amazingly gay the Olympics are, rather than getting all homophobic. Plus! Massive wooden penis found on car! And pigs faces - too shocking for publication!

Bugle 259 - Sochi Special

Andy and John discuss the global news reaction to some horrific stories

Bugle 264 - Making nothing out of something

RHLSTP #39: Greg Davies - Ian Gunpowder. Richard chats with his audience and manages to secure himself a TV writing job, as well as marvel at his once IT heavy, bearded male audience being replaced by people who might actually have had sex. Don't worry, the nerds are still there and they're still the best! This week's guest is very tall and has never been told that before, it's sexually-charged comedian and actor Greg Davies. They converse about how W G Grace upstaged Greg's sister's wedding, how Guy Fawkes died and whether he'd welcome a time-travelling penis, how Greg embarrassed himself in front of Rik Mayall in a supermarket and bum-based encounters with doctors. It's raucous and very funny. This is one that might be worth paying the £3.50 to see on video. Not only does Greg have some amazing facial reactions, but Richard carries out one of the dirtybritcom confession fantasies on him. It's very, very sexy.

To buy a video download pass for this whole series of RHLSTP please go to www.gofasterstripe.com/rhlstp5. If you'd prefer just to make a donation to help us keep making these then you can buy a 'I Paid a Pound!' or a 'I Paid More than a Pound' badge at the same address. If you'd like to make a regular donation then you can also pay whatever amount you wish monthly. All this money will go back into making more internet content. If you all gave us a pound we could do some amazing stuff. Also check out The Meaning Of Life show, it's available as a free audio on iTunes and the British Comedy Guide, a free video on www.vimeo.com/channels/rhmol or you can buy much longer versions of the show either on audio or video at www.gofasterstripe.com/rhmol

http://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/richard_herring_lst_podcast/

Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast - Episode 39 - Greg Davies

Hello! You still have one day to catch the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b03zdkk5" target="_blank">first half</a> of our <a href="http://t.co/4P3pPTJnmd" target="_blank">Radio 4 documentary to celebrate the tenth anniversary of the word 'podcast'</a>. The second episode airs 11am tomorrow, Friday 11th April, and features money-making from <a href="http://99percentinvisible.org" target="_blank">Roman Mars</a>, baby-making from <a href="http://maximumfun.org/shows/one-bad-mother" target="_blank">Theresa Thorn</a>, and something absolutely puke-making from <a href="http://www.keithandthegirl.com/" target="_blank">Keith and the Girl</a>.

So please do listen to that, and also to Answer Me This! Episode 287, in which we contemplate such topics as:

the Man from Del Monte
Tony Benn's chair
catnip
human statues
snooze buttons
kissing gates
Miffy vs Hello Kitty 
Telford vs Jamaica
CTRL+V vs CTRL+C
pedantry with partners
<a href="http://www.artbox.co.uk/" target="_blank">Artbox</a>
netiquette
<a href="http://www.foapom.com/pageant-of-the-masters/" target="_blank">The Pageant of the Masters</a>
and 
<a href="http://answermethispodcast.com/episode177" target="_blank">listener Jessy's missing colon, part II</a>

Plus: Olly details the specifications for choosing his new alarm clock, so set your own alarm clock to jolt you back into consciousness afterwards; Helen comes up with a Doctor Who reboot for Matt Smith and an amazing sit- for a sitcom, so TV commissioners, prepare a bucket of cash and call her in for a meeting; and Martin the Sound Man won't let you through a gate until you give him a little somethin-somethin. APPROACH WITH CAUTION.

Today's Bit of Crap on the App, Helen gets doorbell envy. To hear all about that grievous condition, push the button on your <a href="http://tinyurl.com/amtapp" target="blank">iDevices</a>, <a href="http://tinyurl.com/androidAMT" target="blank">Android</a> or <a href="http://apps.microsoft.com/windows/en-gb/app/answer-me-this/4a39a286-b630-4e2b-9866-8f2a12fd3508" target="_blank">Windows</a> gadgets.

No need to envy other people's nice websites - now you can build your own through <a href="http://squarespace.com" target="_blank">Squarespace.com</a>, who not only kindly funded today's show, but are also offering you a 10% discount off their services for a whole year if you use the code answer. We used Squarespace to build <a href="http://answermethisstore.com" target="_blank">answermethisstore.com</a> and it was even easier to set up shop than it is to set up <a href="http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/3892617.htm" target="_blank">this shop</a>.

Keep us in business by sending in your questions: call the Question Line (call 0208 123 5877 or Skype ID answermethis) or email <a href="mailto:answermethispodcast@googlemail.com">answermethispodcast@googlemail.com</a>.

Back in a fortnight,

Helen &amp; Olly

PS Get well soon, Dave from Smethwick!

*** AMT287 Child-Friendly Rating: 95%. ***
No unsuitable content, aside from the demystification of Hello Kitty. An F-bomb is detonated during the discussion of keyboard shortcuts, but thanks to the subject matter, there's no way your kids will be paying attention.

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AMT287: Hello Kitty, Snooze Buttons and Human Statues - 10 April 2014

This week in history, according to The Bugle

Maychive

There's gold at the bottom of the ocean and a mountain for sale. Let's team up.

Bugle 268 BrokeSadleBack Mountain

Don't tell Vladimir Putin what you think of him, it could be a £40 fine. Plus, why are Brazilian football fans scared?

Bugle 269 - Fiddlesticks to Russia

Some stuff that happened in May, before this May (but since 2007).

The Bugle - Maychive II

Farage and Le Pen lead the charge to bring Europe back to the good old days, assuming bloody and broken is considered good.  Plus, wasp news, and the outcome of the Zaltzman v Oliver Pool Championships

Bugle 270 - Fruitcakes and Loonies

Andy enjoys some some wins in the athletics

Bugle London 2012 #7

A new Bugle! Well, no, but sort of. Includes an email from a listener venting their spleen. Literally.

Bugle methadone fix

Grab a tablet and a chisel, it's quiz time!

The Bugle Quiz!

Andy and John have the latest from the leaders pow wow at the UN, preview the Anglican elections (really) and reveal your best suggestions for a name for a fake horse

Bugle 207 - UN-believable

The expanded and updated comprehensive collection of Andy Zaltzman's puns (and a few from John Oliver) from The Bugle, the world's greatest source of misinformation and bullshit.

Warning: prolonged exposure to puns may cause side effects such as mental psychosis, impotent rage and erectile dysfunction.

Pun Fun with The Bugle

Andy Zaltzman answers your questions, with help from Producer Chris

Bugle Q&A - Andy Zaltor Zaltzman

The Bugle is the ultimate pan-global audio home of international satire. The show is a weekly eruption of comedic comment about the world’s most, and least, important news stories.