simmer your balls with some onions and white wine then add some white wine to make a heterogeneous mixture I find adding concentrated white wine makes it taste like ass

SHARTED SO HARD MY TV BLEW UP

white wine based balls sauce with extra white wine

Krispy Kreme (Ft. Arrchaic)

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LYRICS:

BOOZE CRUISE!!

VERSE !:
Face it, I have the keys, I have the will, I have the drive
Crashing is for losers, and you know that I have to try
Fumbling the keychain, the gears they turn, the wheels they move
How does one renue? I have to try, in order to improve

RAP:
I am going like 15 hundred miles a second, shit, damn I just hit a pedestrian
12 beers deep and 300 horsepower, my little pony, feel like an equistrean
My nuts are quaking, my balls are shaking, the alcohol hits my liver like fucking uhhhh
I ran out of rhymes because I am so enibriated


CHORUS:
Out of my way
My stupid wife
You are gay
I'm gonna drunk drive
Give me my keys
Time to cruise
I killed 5 guys
It was on the news

CHORUS 2: 
I sip on beer and now I'm queer
I slurp some champagne and now I'm gay
Fuck your breathalyzer, pig

VERSE 2:
Coors light in my hand, while I touch my glans
Stroking off my cock, a whiskey on the rocks
I realize, I made this song, once again about penis
I think I have a fucking serious problem

IDK:
12 beers (Into the car) x4

12 beers (Into the car)
12 beers (GIVE ME THE KEYS SHARRON!)
12 beers (I'M GONNA KILL ANOTHER PERSON)
12 beers (YEAH I'M GETTING INTO THE CAR!)

12 Beers (Into The Car)

PERTINENT NUTSAC (2023) ON THE WAY?!

eclectic, crude parody

songs are written and recorded within one day, yes, every single one of them.
in my balls = low quality shitpost
pertinent nutsac = high quality shitpost

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