we could all use a little

a real dog
feel free to message me about anything

I post here sometimes, sometimes I post my music most of the time I post what I feel needs to be on soundcloud.

"What if like...we didn't have feet?" -Random overheard dude in a conversation on the street.

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We secure. We contain. We protect.
We die in the dark so you can live in the light.

I hope I am touching enough grass.
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2+2 is 4, minus 1 that's 3 quick maths
Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees
See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers
When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you men were ducking
Hold tight Assney, he's got a pumpy
Hold tight my man, he's got a frisbee
I trap trap trap on the roadmovin', movin that cornflakes
Rice Krispie, hold tight my girl Whitney
On the road doin' ten toes, 'llow my toes
You man thought I froze
I see a peng-girl then I pose
If she's not on it I ghost Hah, look at your nose
What? You DICKHEAD, Look at your nose
Nose look like garden hose, shhhh, you get me?
Boom, man's gonna come back in
You know like that, you feelin' that You dun know, I see you shiverin' and that Don't get shook man's here you protected-ed
Aight, boom
Let's go, boom
Hop out the four door with the 44 it was 1, 2, 3 and 4
Chillin' in the corridor, your dad is 44
And he still calling man for a draw
Let him know, when I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw
Take my Twix by force, sad man shop by force
Your girl knows I've got the sauce, no ketchup
Just sauce, raw sauce Boom, yo, gah
Da ting go skkkkrrrraaa, papakakaka
Skivipipopop and a poopooturrrboom
Skrra, tutukukututoom, poompoom
You dun know, Big Shaq
Ha, yo, yeah yeah Alright, fire-fire-fire in the booth
You get me, man's not hot
I tell her man's not hot I tell her man's not hot
The girl told me take off your jacket I said babes, man's not hot
Yo, man can never be hot
Perspiration ting, Lynx effect Yo, you dun know !

Memes and anime keep me alive. W E A R E N U M B E R O N E

Its time to bake a cake you know you cant be lazyyyy

just a very weird person who loves music.

we could all use a little

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