A Challenge to get retired rappers rapping.

Music Production: DJ Real
Vocals: DJ Real

Lyrics:

This is for the rappers in retirement
Get up off your assess and come on represent
Show them how it's done, the eighties nineties have thought you well
Let's blow up hip hop 
bring back your emcee selves

Forget your 50s something life, locate your glasses for your sight
Let's get together for the life that made you who you are that right
You are the ones that took the mic, you are the ones that rocked the night
You wrapped the cord around your hand and held it tight that’s right

You wrote the rhymes, delivered on time with nothing more than DJ finds
You managed to climb on stage  smile and freestyle whatever came to mind

The vibes were dope, the crowd was pumped, the dj scratched the speakers pumped
And it was the place, shaken by with bass That shook in the stage, DJ did place

coins on stylus arms to stop the 1200 Technics skips
And stage surrounds taped down the cords of fallback and pyro-technics
Just for the extra effects of your hair on fire.

And now that DJ Real has placed the challenge here for you
All you got to do is be courageous too and step up to the mic and be the emcee that you were now I want to hear the raps from you

Afraid To Feel

Retired Emcee Challenge

Had a lot of fun making something different.
Written, Produced, Recorded and Performed by DJ Real.

Yes Australia is Hot.

[INTRO]
What you gonna do when the sun comes down on you 
down under its hot down under

Mate its farkn hot down under

Sunshine, Let's get crispy.  
 
[VERSE 1]
Burn burn burn my skin's on 
fire Mercury climbs higher

No where to hide, no reprieve, no relief In 
Australia the heats bakes crisp!

Burn, burn, burn the heatwaves stern, we die or learn by fire
Stay out the light, live at night cover sight.
In Australia the heats got bite

[CHORUS]
Now the city of Melbourne will see it's hottest day
The heatwave sweeping the country
The city and the heat
Sunshine, let's get crispy  
The city and the heat

Now the city of Perth will see it's hottest day
The heatwave sweeping the country

Sunshine, let's get crispy  


[VERSE 2]
Break rules your demise the sun's rays Risky
Packs a punch, turns living things Crispy

[CHORUS]
The city and the heat
Sunshine, let's get crispy 

Now Sydney's Turn
The city of Sydney will see it's hottest day
The heatwave sweeping the country
The city and the heat
Sunshine, let's get crispy 

The city and the heat
Sunshine, let's get crispy 

Now the city of Adelaide will see it's hottest day
The heatwave sweeping the country

The city and the heat
Sunshine, let's get crispy 

[OUTRO]

The city and the heat
Sunshine, let's get crispy 

The city and the heat
Sunshine, let's get crispy 

The city and the heat
Sunshine, let's get crispy 

The city and the heat
Sunshine, let's get crispy

Crispy

Crispy (Australian Heatwave)

V2 released 3 Aug 2024
Lyrics and Performance: DJ Real
Instrumental adopted from lethal needie

What's the problem?
Waiting for something? 
This song is about you, listen careful.

I write this track for you, not to make a hit, sometimes your life is.

Shit is a word you would use to describe the situation
When your train pulls up at the 

Stationary stop at the station the terminal location
Disembark people bring your luggage its inflation.

You know it isn't right but the day it follows
Nightmares rule your dreams buts it’s a certainty

We're getting poorer its realty 
Just watch the news on 

TV Reporters are reporting sponsored content 
It's a shame everyday is the same.

Tragedy befalls humanity
Advancing nothing but fatality

Wealth flows in rivers to the gods 
of good fortune
Disenfranchised souls lucky to grow old
Die with no gold 

We fight right back for you, coz we give a shit, 
sometimes your life is ___. Lit 

as in literal use your brains imagination
When your mind comes up with insane Situations 

Not for the insane sensation of the personal formation
You embark on trials and tribulation.

You know it feels right cos the drug of dopamine hits the
High mind function 

Fight for the rules control commerciality

Driven brand campaigns drive us insane Its on TV 
tuning for your dome with wonders and contempt It for free 
Its where you'd rather be. 

Depravity profanity
Advancing nothing but rapacity
Wealth flows in rivers to the gods 

Disenfranchised souls lucky to grow old

The Problem

the PROBLEM

Feeling gratitude so here is take 2 (12 Nov 2023) of November Days.
V3: Base Strings, Scratches, Bridge and extra chorus.
V2: Chorus, 2nd Verse,
V1: Production and 1 Verse

Written Performed and Produced by DJ Real

Look out for updates

Lyrics:

[verse 1]
This is my Sunday afternoon.
I'm sitting by the beach drinking gin and Tonic.

I sit here staring out at the clouds
Ignoring people disappear in the crowd

The spot is nice its got sun and its got shade
I love these, November days

[Scratch chorus]
You know how I feel
You know how I feel
You know how I feel
You know how I feel

[Verse 2]
I didn't mind waiting, 
I just sip my gin
You're worth waiting for 
You're good company.
Bring your joy, take a seat, grab a chip
And one for your dog, let's chillax take a  pic.

share your thoughts smell the salt from the waves
I love these, November days

November Days

Just a fun weekend experimental jam:
Beat by unknown provided By Nasty Tha MC
Jungle Jungle

It’s a Jungle beat
It’s a Jungle beat

It's  Saturday already
I don't know what happened ate Spaghetti
And then I had to get up
And get ready

It’s a Jungle beat in my mind
Jungle Jungle 

Oh shit its Sunday, I didn't sleep in 
I went outside and wondered when it's Monday
But it wasn't Monday It was Saturday
I had to get ready
 
It’s a Jungle beat in my mind

By now you gotta wonder why
I gotta get ready on a Saturday
I don't even know why I gotta get ready
It's fuckin weekend, dick head.

Jungle Jungle 

Bored badabing is not a name of a thing
Its the name of a profile on the Nintendo

Jungle Jungle 

Try to pick my pocket find a whole 
Extra large tootsie roll
You can kneel down and enjoy that.
 
It’s a Jungle beat in my mind

Jungle Jungle 

And while you're wishing that you hadn't
Picket a pocket,  pout be saddened
Rest assured need not be petty
Its Saturday. I had to get ready

Bored Badabing had to pause
Picture perfect with applause
Primed from the pillage from the source
of loot of fueled scores
My brain was sore

It’s a Jungle beat in my mind

Jungle Jungle 
Jungle Jungle 

Normally I'd cut it up,
I will stand tall in ma flip flops
Making beats I just can't stop, 
jungle beats they gotta drop

Pulling words off up a top, 
my head's clogged with follow-ups
With jungle beats my ears will pop
Ignore the stuff like rock and pop

Make room for real OG hip hop
To me it's art you heard right what
The jungle beat it helps a lot
To get out words my brain had blocked.
Ah what the fuck.
Jungle Jungle 

And I'm Late

Jungle Jungle

I gotta get ready
 
It’s a Jungle beat in my mind

Jungle Beat In My Mind

collaboration with @etalaf.
Recorded in Perth Western Australia
March 2024
music by Basedstarprod

Phatten Up feat Et Al + DJ Real

V2 released 29 Nov 2024
Lyrics and Performance: DJ Real
Written, performed and mixed by: @the-dj-real Perth Australia 2024
Music composer by: ZAWU_BEATS
Fantabulous Vocabulists Chorus performed by @etalaf

Confusion stems from down town, 
ricochets off sound cloud
From Portland,  Perth and planet Earth 
embeds in ear drums snares pound.
Drop the top around town,
decks EQ'd,  surround sound.
One thousand reasons artisans hate weekends now.

Damn hypocrite's hypothesize.
Damn history's to blame.
Damn Rappers spit they're ostracized. 
Vocabulists they claim

[chorus]

Bring out the best for the ones that do follow 
for they are the ones that encourage  they holler.
Engage the ones, distain the words of rappers 
bring forth defense enrage us  
We are poet souls, Try tame us

[chorus]

Fantabulous Vocabulist

Fantabulous Vocabulists (Feat et Al)

Written & Performed by DJ Real
Recorded in Australia May 2024

It was a Tuesday night
And the weather was warm
@etalaf set a challenge
Make a song c'mon.
Sat down, pulled the mic
Found my throat was sore
Needed coffee
To wet my lips some more
In Perth we're coffee snobs
Espresso ground beans
Caffeine hard core at
22:10 That’s 10 past 10 PM 
Raw flavor fresh ground 
Grinders special blend

Make it strong to 
keep me up all night
Get this song to et al
Before the break 
of day light

But then a though spoke loud in my mind 
It wasn't mine
Like a voice from behind 
but there was no one to find

It said 

"get to the studio and play some more sound
Your audio on sound cloud sent us earth bound"

Looked at the crema in my coffee 
and I could not believe
A funky alien 
staring back at me

Extra Terrestrial 
Espresso Shot
They're watching me from my coffee cup
What do they want 
Extra Terrestrial 
Espresso Shot
"Sending thoughts into your mind" 


With the voice in my head
and compelled to obey
I sat down no debate
"DJ Real Prepare to Create"

In my sedentary state
This sound created in Perth
Representing the Earth

So this is a call to creative artisans
across multiverses and galaxy regions
Look at your espresso messages frequently
Listen and create your artistic frequencies

[Scratch solo]

Some time had passed 
It was the month of June
I was sleeping  with a full moon

But as I woke up that night 
to a brighter flashing light
Through my curtains I witnessed
clear detail and richness

A sight to behold there were
Several UFOs 
Lucky there was parking 
I suppose

At least 7 kinds  
with no central command
Extra terrestrials 
with coffees in hand

I could not believe 
How the sight made me feel
I again heard the voice
" Greetings DJ Real"

came all this way
And  summoned a crew
To make awesome music
And roast coffee brew

We went to the studio 
and shared some dope tracks 
Taught them how to scratch
And laughed and relaxed

Till the sun rose again
They got what I got
A Shared love for the music 
And espresso shots

Extra Terrestrial 
Espresso Shot
They're watching me from my coffee cup
What do they want 
Extra Terrestrial 
Espresso Shot
"Sending thoughts into your mind"

Extra Terrestrial Espresso Shot

Extra Terrestrial Espresso Shot (music. Mike Watson)

My fastest production yet, including troubleshooting the mic.
Thanks @mreguest for supplying a dope bassline and being an awesome collaborator.

Introducing Mr E And DJ Real (Bass mreguest)

Produced, Written and Performed by DJ Real
Sampling original recordings of Emcee DUKE

I always wanted to pay tribute to one of my great emcees, DUKE. Respect brother!

Lyrics:

DJ Real wind back 1995 
Emcee DUKE with a dope flow
And the game aint changed haters, 
You will cease to interject or you will go!

Remix 2024 from below the underground 
Much respect to emcees in the know

Close your eyes your know this aint a game show

Dip dip dive, in crates seeking my
Studio recordings of a time gone by
5 bros on the loose in a city on the west
CF took roots clenched fist on a crest

D to the U, to the K to the capital E
Hailed from Duncraig, 95' emcee
Brute force attitude no time for free
Stepped on stage max load k g

Held jams too phat one two like that
in rehearsal, on stage, on multi track
Got the voice on tape, even on CD
Of the legend of the force DUKE
MFP,  and
Get it On,  and
Tak it down,  and
Do what you want,  and

Bass head,  and
Maximum power,  and
Hip-hop Nation,  what else
Hungry Jack,  and
Doing nothing Wrong,  and 
Too Phat,  and
Can't go wrong,  one more
Goes for Mine

Emcee DUKE hope you're doing fine?

Emcee DUKE

DUKE

Written, Produced and Performed by DJ Real 2024

9293 Miles to where J L resides. 
9 minutes 2 secs to et al, it is wild.
My patience trained to outlast  that which I can't survive
I can't live forever, but god damn I'll try. 

Finding the time I'm inclined to refine 
Ideas so sublime, they spell dope by design
I can't believe they're mine

Go for a walk to remind my brain what I left behind
Put words in my mind, to get more than I want from a question sign

What's that thing that they say, prepare to plan for another day
I got this thing that just may, Bring beat snare reverb and delay

But it aint what you think, You can keep that for yourself today
These proper places sounds will rearrange your DNA

9293 miles to where J L resides..
9 minutes 2 secs to et al, it is wild.
My patience trained to outlast  that which I can't survive
I can't live forever, but god damn I'll try.

9293 Miles

Vocals and Scratching Performed by DJ Real Perth Australia 2024
Music by @dizzkant

This unique experiment uses traditional DJ scratching to guide and pace the cadence of the rap vocals while sharing information about the 2024 Japan/US currency crisis.

Lyrics:
With an appointments
They ask me for my blunt advice
With a smile
I ask them whats their sacrifice
The come all the friends and
It depends whats at the end
Japanese Yen in themselves
Don't pay dividends
With the currencies linked for a swap
And a soul that time forgot

The samurai way 
bring honour to death
The shogun is the one
Declared land of the rising sun

Battles they won
Declared a creed
Now undone
Ruling supreme number one

Far across the sea
With stars and stripes
Threats of coin manipulation
Cold as ice
Red sun can't sell US bonds back
Inflate the Yen
Get economy back on track


Japan has 250 debt to GDP
They're the biggest holder 
of US debt
So when they start dumping that
What ends up happening
Interest rates here 
get artificially pushed up 
because of that excess supply
 in the market
For the Japanese central bank 
to strengthen their currency
They must dump US dollars and 
US debt on the open market
It actually could take control away 
from the federal reserve
 in terms of monetary policy.

Dollar Dump

Dollar Dump  (Music dizzkant)

Written Produced and Performed by DJ Real

Getaway

If the share market could speak this is what it would say.

Music By @fryktheproducer
Written and Performed by @the-dj-real

Yo it's not a break out. It’s a fake out!
Bout to get caught our by the sentimental shakeout
Freedom aint free. Pay with your choice of opportunity.  
Selected for you with impunity

Give me that Moola
Give me that Moola
Give me that. Give me that 
Give me that Moola

Knowing that fools are born yesterday. It's a hustle play
Coming every day, 
to make the same mistakes.

You're considering an all-in, ya only live once that's your calling?
With all your money its appalling! That you're stalling.
Feeling big let's get bigger, use borrowed money, gear it up and pull the trigger.

This is the market speaking truth, ignore your logic, 
I was here when you were born and when you kick the bucket.
I'll be sure it overflows with wealth it's time to shine with the hand you've been dealt.


Give me that Moola
Give me that Moola
Give me that. Give me that 
Give me that Moola

Knowing that fools are born yesterday. It's a hustle play
Coming every day, 
to make the same mistakes.

Moola (music fryktheproducer)

Performed & Mixed by @the-dj-real Australia 2024
Inspired by "Slavic Soul" written by Fuse. Get a copy at ghostsmachine.bigcartel.com remixed beats from luke peters and doz with scratch & rap by the-dj-real

LYRICS

A trip on Robert 
that's my  Bike. 
Holds my backpack and me
My camera charged to snap graffiti.

On the Balkan rail tracks
Like a ninja
snapping pics
back to back

I endured, my rights of passage
Got hustled by gypsies, vagabonds
Selling candlesticks,
"Please?"

"Okay!"
The crooked smiles 
on their faces tell a thousand stories
Possession rights?
Poorly

Turn up at the designated meeting spot.
Put out the kick stand on Robert 
its three o clock
My local contact shows,
after some graffiti banter,
These trains will become aerosol art, (you) "black book bencher"
Dope!

But he had to hurry, I said what, "what do you do
When you don't chose colours for this situation in this concrete zoo?".
He replied, 
"I'm the director of an accounting firm", 
I rubbed my hand on my forehead, listened up and learned.

[CHORUS] 
They never taught you
it’s a battle
Every day 
to stay true

Coz they'll find you
Put their terms in your face 
to get what you need just to stay 
alive every day
   
Indemnity  clauses  
keep coming my way
Do they even relate? 
I'm already a slave

I agree with no pause, 
I agree to the clause.
All rights removed 
of course.

[Verse 2]
I left my Slavic friend, 
Heaven's spot, what a sight
Packed up my cannon cans 
Our burners back to back they were tight.

Took the track through town
For bakery Börek discounts
Grab some extra for the Bosnian 
track workers around

Last trip to the workers hut 
Down at the rail yard,  time long forgot.
Extended arm with a sledge hammer 
For 40 years of living tough.

Hey Aussie Boi, you try to beat Jasmin 
in an arm wrestle? 
I didn't dare say, ain't that a women's name, 
while he poured the kettle.

He went about 
to make Turkish coffee for me , 
twice boiled water in a rusty pot 
hummed a tune, cigarette in his teeth

Then he told me 
that his house is built on unlicensed land, 
But at the time of the build,
it was different.

[CHORUS] 
They never taught you
it’s a battle
Every day 
to stay true

Coz they'll find you
Put their terms in your face 
to get what you need just to stay 
alive every day
   
Indemnity  clauses  
keep coming my way
Do they even relate? 
I'm already a slave

I agree with no pause, 
I agree to the clause.
All rights removed 
of course.

[Verse 3]
As the sun set and I left, leaving steel factories, 
smoke stacks and hard demeanour men.
There native words met with my blank look, 
as my foreign presence was misunderstood

It's their town, and their way, 
I brought colour and reason
The battles with justice, 
is their battle for freedom
Wise from the terms 
that saw hardship ensue
But blessed 
with the son of Fuse.

[CHORUS] 
They never taught you
it’s a battle
Every day 
to stay true

Coz they'll find you
Put their terms in your face 
to get what you need just to stay 
alive every day
   
Indemnity  clauses  
keep coming my way
Do they even relate? 
I'm already a slave

I agree with no pause, 
I agree to the clause.
All rights removed 
of course.

Slavic Soul

First of all to make a call
Click bait yall was out of control
Bushwick bills bullshit detector 
My built AI, designed to be raw.

Old scams supplied it
New spams revived it
C'mon, Fake news couldn't hide. 
Bushwick Bill AI would find it.

Scams online retreat or get beat
You're a bad mutha fucker if you dare to compete 

The AI not anonymous, autonomous it went to town 
Said, I'm a take it, shake it, and break it down.

Cr10vizr destroys scams for you
And have you singing the blues

Ovoid in Vatican passages, immune from tamper damages
Deployed! Large things come in very small packages

Cr10vizr destroys scams for you
And have you singing the blues

Retaliatory Counter strikes, vision gear see in the night
Cr10vizer hid in a place to be in
Asylum state for the take-down, no sounds on rebound

Pelters come in skelters like developers 
They will tell ya

Wonderers do, wonder 'bout you
Will there be new, attempts to get through?
You cannot construe, I had to pursue
To beat the bait with my Kung Fu.

CR10VIZR (Beats by fatcat)

What it sounds like on DJ Reals Couch on a Sunday morning live jam session.

On The Couch Live

Written, Performed and scratched by @the-dj_real
Beat by Dimibeatz

Let's go. It's time again to speak my mind
first task today put the gripes aside
I can always tell the chumps, where to go tomorrow
Today I must push on the path less followed

[chorus]
Wake Up, Grow Up, Show Up, and Clean Up.
The Opposite of free will is compulsion 
Wake Up, Grow Up, Show Up, and Clean Up.
The Opposite of free will is compulsion 
Wake Up, Grow Up, Show Up, and Clean Up.
The Opposite of free will is compulsion 
Wake Up, Grow Up, Show Up, and Clean Up.
The Opposite of free will is compulsion 

[verse 2]
Let me explain, I don't aim to be liked 
I aim to be the only genuine real 
for your mind,  no counterfeit, no phony
Phenomenon Old school from  Somewheristan
 
Make art of the issues of the Artificial 
That surveil, gamble, sell and kill victims
Ignorant drones go on believing narrative
Bees don't tell flies pollens better than bull shit.

Freshness rolls flash when the old tracks flow
And the ones in the know stand up on the tippy toes
To witness the ghost, spikes enragement, 
but triggers engagement

As chance dances best with those on the dance floor, 
Listen, give, create and teach more
Wake up you're not poor you're just sleepy
Let's go wake up
Come  sing it with me

[chorus]
Wake Up, Grow Up, Show Up, and Clean Up.
The Opposite of free will is compulsion 
Wake Up, Grow Up, Show Up, and Clean Up.
The Opposite of free will is compulsion 
Wake Up, Grow Up, Show Up, and Clean Up.
The Opposite of free will is compulsion 
Wake Up, Grow Up, Show Up, and Clean Up.
The Opposite of free will is compulsion

Wake Up

Wake Up (Music by Dimibeatz)

Performed & Produced by @the-dj-real July 2025

Featuring bad ass Buddhist Monk chants, Son of Steiner and a remixed beat from Anabolic.

It's a shame  
life's no longer the same
Somewhere along the way
mistakes were made.  

A different frame I've found
this pain that's present now
There's no going back, 
your mind made up, not changing how.

Retreat to realms of one
be safe no need to run
Wait peace will come
the sound of exodus of everyone.

Count days in weeks that've gone
Push thoughts to words of songs
Your bricks hold hardened bonds
I can't break-through to you beyond.

Hard work. Believing that you can break through
Hard work. To pursue the Bad In you
Hard work. Let me go a rounds  or two
I'm a Bad Ass. It's time to do what bad asses do  

I'm a break through to you
If it's the last thing I do.
Don't even try to reinforce 
I flex my fortitude

Words in rap are powerful
How do I know because et al has shown
Summon might from flows
With dopeness not disposed 

It's the purveyor of paths 
that must guide you within
No saviors will come to lift you out
Trust me my friend.

What's next is known
only by your own
Following protégés
await your return to home.

Hard work. Believing that you can break through
Hard work. To pursue the bad In you
Hard work. Let me go a rounds or two
I'm a Bad Ass. It's time to do what bad ass's do.

Out of the hellish inferno 
the disembodied soul is rebuilt to return home
A sacrifice of much and a hit to the ego
Your strength sourced from numbers of others like we know

Bad Ass

Bad Ass

Another experimental short track. 
This one about the cost of living crisis many are experiencing.

Written, Recorded, Performed, and Mastered by @the-dj-real
Beats by Doz

Picture this, account is empty, 
and your bank is rupt - fake
They ain't got your cash 
coz you woke up too late

They only have an app and  they apologize its inaccessible
Despite four years of study 
plus 5 work professional

Earning Income paying dollars, 
6 figures but its trash
Inflation feeding on your life, 
nothing left, its bad

2 million souls play pretend in your home town city
Homeless workers sleep in cars, covered windows, defeated.  

Nobody remain to blame, 
shame or remember 
How or where or who even cared, 
we weren't stronger together

The sold dreams were not to be seen
Lies in disguise
Forget high life retirement 
or magic beans

Like cancerous genomes 
grew the scheming first home loans
lifestyle fit for a garden gnomes homes small as a pebble stone

Subscriptions  everybody hate, but sold with love to salivate
Elevate your chance to celebrate

It don't matter where you’re from  
It don't matter where you're at 
when you know what'll come
It don't matter where you're from, 
It don't matter who you know, 
we all know what's wrong

Worthless

Produced, Recorded and Performed by @the-dj-real

They've been tellin me my whole career
Turn it up yall! 
We wanna jam with DJ Real
But I cross fade, I slid my feet
Like james brown I turn up the heat
I can DJ, rap and make a beat . Yeah!
  
Turn it up on what?  
My words are said to disrupt
Hitting hearts on target, organic fresh from the market

Non synthetic eight ball word play in this booth
I choose linguistic code angles beyond obtuse

Those crazy emcees 
Who try to play games with me
And disrespect my plea 
To be more than release quantity

It aint no sweat to be givin my take
For the humble champions of not being fake

Let’s wrap it up like hip hop jam in a jar
Correctly labelled no artificial flavor

Intelligence from deep in DNA 
Cos it’s a hot share pure win
Turn it up for what we’re doing

We me rip it up 
in every way that imaginable
And jam non stop on sound waves
Like professionals

Take your turn to drop yet another jam,
With all this power in my hands 
I pass the mic to the better man.

Who’s it gonna be 
who’s steppin up next
I'm letting you decide
Next best’s blessed

And put your voice down, start
Don't even try to defend against this dark art
DJ Real serves smart ala carte
 


Respect

Weekend scratch fest is back. 

My wrist has healed and full medical clearance has been given for a return to the desks.

Live DJ turntablism performed by @the-dj-real
Beat Production by @ace-ha

Knowledge ain't free, you have to pay with attention.
Learn more and build connection, through this art collaboration.

Thank you @ace-ha for sharing your dope production.



3D DJ (Beat By Ace Ha)

My weekend scratch fest continues.  Exclusive to @Soundcloud listeners
https://soundcloud.com/the-dj-real/socialize

Why not provide me a beat or sample for next weekend?

Live DJ turntablism performed by @the-dj-real
Scratches samples of Babylon Stress
Remastering/remixing beat samples provided by OLDBOY @matthew-crafts-454015156 

This track cuts Dip Dip Dive, So Socialize sample. That is what Soundcloud is about.

"Too much tension ego heavy, scrapping for coins not worth a penny
Link up vibe out, steady connecting, stay true, show love, move gently!"

Socialize (feat Babylon & Oldboy)

Weekend scratch fest continues for week 3

Exclusive to @Soundcloud listeners https://soundcloud.com/the-dj-real/in-the-mix


Why not provide me a beat or sample for future weekends?

Live DJ turntablism/Scratch/Mixing performed and recorded by @the-dj-real
Cover art: A photo I sent to dopeSteve that I took in the Seattle Museum of Pop Culture.

For this track I remixed the amazing production and bass playing by  https://soundcloud.com/dopest-event adding a touch of old-school bass drum for my automobile audiophiles.

Uninterrupted Flow: 

Creation must run before critique can walk. 
Don't talk. Don't cut the out-loud dreamer short.
Invent, don't select, shut up, scratch, don't inspect.
Let creation be created without stops to reflect.

dopeSteve in the mix

Part 2 of https://soundcloud.com/the-dj-real/im-a-bank

Recorded and produced by @the-dj-real

Parody speech from broke Australian economists.
Cost of Living Samples from @etalaf

I'm a Bigger Bank - Cost of Living (et al.)

Performed by @the-dj-real and @u-poet-official
Music by @kinelle-man
Mixed and mastered by @the-dj-real

[CHORUS]
We be walking easy
Got my gaze down 
Life be stressing
Despair sits on this frown

Resurrect the pain
from the days experienced
Process, disassociate, 
Endure, stay serious.

[VERSE 1 DJ REAL]
I'm 
gonna get straight real for you
You didn't think it was gonna be
a leisure trip for you and me by the pool

Why 
would you even think that fool
My intentions they are genuine 
legit OG from the old school.

Alert to defend,  duck and bend,
fuck your friends, I don't pretend
Push my trust beyond the end
You drive me up and round the bend

Confirm the descend, felt in the wind
Did not intend, while we re-mend
Let's discuss, respond again
Your AI slop sounds shit my friend

[CHORUS]

[CHORUS REPEAT ]

[VERSE 2 U.POET]

My thoughts are my wisdom 
my wisdom is my vision 
the vision is the spirit 
so I can uplift them 

now you stay winning 
Cus I'm not finished
there is no gimmick
never been a limit

The free speech knowledge 
will understand the message 
spreading my love 
has always been a blessing 
now I got connections 
Guna drop classics
 I was born bastard
 Guna out last um

[CHORUS]

[CHORUS REPEAT ]

[SCRATCH BRIDGE]
I'm Walking 
I'm Thinking
Not talking
Thoughts imprinting

I'm Walking
I'm Thinking
Problem Solving
Eyes unblinking

[VERSE 3 DJ REAL]
Words chosen with recognizance
One's pompousness does not regress
Corrupts you soul they're ominous
It’s a falsified hippocampus-

Guess work about the truth I said
Forgotten meaning, enough said
The narrative selectedly unthread

Replaced with fear, shame and regrets
It's laced with tears, on wet towelettes
The thinking That's round in your head
It trapped you there, spins like roulette

[CHORUS REPEAT ]

[VERSE 4 U.POET]
My Pain is my power 
I rise like a tower
my enemy devour 
spit bars like a shower 
I offer the truth 
and kill the coward 
I lead not follow 
a wolf not a sheep 
you can't control me 
and my inna beast 
always positive 
but still angry 
born to poverty 
but I fight to be free 
universal international M.C.

[CHORUS REPEAT ]

[SCRATCH BRIDGE]

Thoughts are Wisdom Feat U.Poet (music: kinelle man)

Rap, scratch and mix performed by @the-dj-real
Beat by @hardy_tracks


I'll be standing with the best of them
I don’t dress like the rest of them
My word wave hit the crest of them
To justify if its
not a matter of if or even why or 
who or when or where
try to say go get fucked  bye bye.

It’s a miracle the crowds don't go hysterical
When flows flow so empirical
Wanna hear yeah so here we go

Flows running tight, all cylinders right
Plugs sparking no misfires all night
Yep yep no Misfires tonight,

Bring back  Floris, rise up from the dead
He's ruby red and the French are known to swap sides and eat bread ha!

Only my daughter knows 
what that was all about
But you can tune in bluetooth
and bump the speakers bloody loud 
Fuckn Loud

Let's put echo on the horns
And slap  bass on the track
Beastie Boys called 
Wanted cowbells back, oh no! 

They don't pretend they're something special
No they're just three
Original hashtag
Touch of Jazz
 
Don't ever speak 
on behalf of a dead man
They've spoken through life 
and premeditated actions.

Let living men speak for themselves, 
misquoted words raise hell and backlash they compel  ,
Touch of jazz



[Verse 2]
Yes it might occur to you and make some chumps upset
"Emcees on the mic, and DJs on the decks"
But DJ Real like DJ Quik 
Put rap flow skills in-effect
"scratch records instead."
Ha-ha  Nope! Go get  checked.

I live as Cozmo Jethro says, 
I always gotta do your own thing
Jam how you want, 
Yep! I'm gonna bring my real game.
 
Origin last millennia, 
touch of jazz
Was born in Copenhagen 
in a bboy stance.

Brought the fire down under 
turntablism grew
Juggle beats and scratch 
on SL mark II 

Focus all my power goals got devoured
Was for the family,  
kicked ass to infinity they believed in me


Picked up a mic and just took flight
bring out my own tight inside emcee
Discovered DJ Real hes got a voice,
AI be cloning me.

Touch of Jazz

Stand Up DJ Real (Touch of Jazz hardy tracks)

Music Produced, Mixed and Mastered by @the-dj-real
Rapping @the-dj-real & @bobby-b-phoolan
DJ scratch by @the-dj-real
Cover Art by Jay Coke

In honour of a dope emcee - Bobby B

[verse 1]
As a living constant,
not to be worshiped, only obeyed.
Not from lack of intelligence
only just brilliance
from a mind in a head that's shaved

I arrive in primary colors
Unapologeticly embodied
67 beats of determination
per minute
unbothered by others

Listen Non compliance
is a choice of defiance
This Apex predator's watching
in silence.

I peer through white and black
My face cloaked in flames six letters in caps

With pride in constraints.
I hold my Composure
Rise and grind
Bobby B comes closer

[chorus]
Forget about me,
Step forth take a knee
On the throne sits a
motherfckn dope emcee

Respect the OG
Rep North Bobby B
DJ Real rep South
What's up Queen B.

Stay strong
No matter where you be
be true to the plea
Authentically

Face it all head on
I got the hive with me
You're in the light Bobby B
Go 1 2 3

C'mon give it up for
Queen Bobby B
Respect to our friend and a dope emcee
Queen Bobby B

C'mon give it up for
Queen Bobby B
Respect to our friend and a dope emcee
Queen Bobby B

[verse 2 Bobby B Phoolan]

You b!t**es better bow down
ni**as better bow down
Off with your mf head
I don’t play around (sfx ) sword
I’m the queen b
move silence but my hustle loud
Go Dj one of the realest on SoundCloud
Beat so heat
burn your mf speaker down
call the fire department (sfx) fire truck
somebody come put it out
grab the water hose  to late it den spread now
Australia all the way to the dirty south
dread head gold teeth  
exhaust pipe Too loud (sfx) engine
volusia county   
Bobby B run the whole town
got these streets on lockdown
like the pandemic
only differences you ain’t getting no stimulus
sorry not sorry
didn’t mean to hurt your feelings
the only shot I’ll take
is some henny or a Guinness
Look me in the eyes
can you tell I mean business
my new ep dropping right on Christmas

[chorus]

[verse 3]
Right, Bobby B from the southern parts of the north
DJ Real from the northern parts of the south
This hive, these drones, these raw emcees
This apex predators bows to the new Queen B

  
My patience ascends beyond
The nonchalant stunt negotiation
Step to front, call out a sick c*nt
Sarcastic slant to my opinion

Break the dawn to ignite the dusk
From ashes to ashes in few I trust
Stand solid for the queen Bobby B
Leave fake emcees in the plume of dust they're fcked

My tribe personify directness
Over victory laps of infectious
Insurmountable deceptions
Check your brain for wisdom deafness

Beast from my manifold
It was self-contained
But now unleashed is an inner rage
Authentic real with a palisade

Queen B

Queen B (Feat Bobby B Phoolan)

Happy Xmas  
Mentions are not exclusive.  No disrespect if I missed you.

Enjoy the scratching and ramblings of @the-dj-real

@dopest-event
@cozmo-jethro
@bobby-b-phoolan
@u-poet-official
@kinelle-man
@moekim
@etalaf


Hey said dope steve
It's just like going to the beach
Except instead of sun and sand
Its fluorescent lights and concrete
I laughed because this day
Was the day before Christmas
And in my family we don't celebrate Christmas
This year, as well

I heard a distant.. What?
Sounded like it was coming from Portland.
It was Cozmo Jethro,
He told me that Christmas presents are like Bruce Lee
They flow like water but only at Skatehaven farm.

Christmas morning I got up 25min before the sun got up
Grabbed a coffee and went outside and said
Listen sun, get up!

It was time for another 7 minutes of pain
It's a 7 min workout 
that goes 8 and a half min
When including the smartphone app ads
I fucking hate ads
It's ridiculous
Said my dog in complete silence
And staring at me and using the voice in my head
to talk for her instead

She's a black cock-er-spaniel
Who loves to visit the park
Where the women say
But she looks so small

Yeah well I wouldn't know
Unlike you I haven't seen many black cocks
I don't think they would know I was joking
That’s why I kept it to myself enough to walk home with a smile on my face
Let's Go!
That's not gonna be the drop of a beat
Sorry to disappoint you
But you know what's not disappointing
One month after et al.'s birthday
We're going for a burger
Oh yeah a burger, he deserves a burger or two
Double beef double cheese
Vegemite, shrimp paste and anchovies 
your way if you please.
Vegemite  U.Poet, Bobby B, Moe Kim you know it
Add some salt! 
Like kinelle man and Hardy Tracks 
Who lent their beats to DJ Real's wax
Better to scratch than polishing your head
Relax
DJ Real will let you get back to your Christmas now
2025 Peace I'm Out!

xmas go like this

Xmas go like this

For anyone counting time till the new year from a place of observation and quite thoughtfulness. 

Play and ponder life on repeat.

Vocal and DJ scratching performed ,by @the-dj-real
Mixed and Mastered  by @the-dj-real
 
If you invest 2 seconds 
in someone else's life
That’s 2 seconds you 
don't have in your life, that’s right.
        
But what if 4 seconds later 
they invest 2 seconds in your life
Now 8 seconds  have vanished  
That’s 16 seconds for both of you  
and another 8 seconds 
for the guy observing
Now imagine someone
 wrote a song about that
And after 45 seconds 
you got to this part
How many seconds 
do you suppose 
will have vanished for everyone
The observer is the only one 
who can keep track of that
Everyone else is busy
Yep, now you understand,
Time belongs to those who observe it
But in the act of observing..
Life will just pass you by
It's not what you know
It's how you use it
Turn observed knowledge into wisdom
But don’t abuse it
If someone tells you 
something in confidence
Keep your mouth shut
Take it to the grave
You think it's for you to share?
 It's Not.     
Your organic intelligence 
has a data leak
Drop secrets that you can't preserve
Obviously regulations a problem
Post getting kicked to the curb.
The greatest truth in life
 is that life begins with a lie 
and ends with a fee
It's not what we wanna hear
Going to a new year
Starting on a high 
and always ending on a low
But now we know
You can reset your flow
You just have to count
3, 2, 1, let's go!

New Year - Observe (music: Barrrio)

@the-dj-real is an Independent Artist starting as a 90's DMC DJ Turntablist - scratching, writing, rapping and producing his way through the modern 20's.

Experimenting with music for the joy of creative improvement and discovery.

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