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The Humans

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HUMANS

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Stuff to do lines by or race motorcycles through the streets at night.

Drug addled.

When you are looking for the $#@&!! washer you just dropped or wondering why you ever thought it was a good idea to pull the f_$*#! thing apart in the first place, these tunes will fit your mood better than that bullshit Chinese made exhaust gasket.

In The Garage

HUMANS MARCH is heavy, driving, sweaty and tuff.  
It screams of gang mayhem and is a killer anthem to start off the HUMANS soundtrack! 

check out more Zig-Zags at:  
https://zigzags.bandcamp.com/
and check out their self titled debut record on
In The Red Records
intheredrecords.com


ZIG-ZAGS: HUMANS March (lets Die)

"Live To Ride" is a psychedelic headtrip through a desert on acid dancing around a bonfire, smoking dope while worshiping Satan and motorcycles

Look for Smelly Tongues new record, "Progress as you Like it"  coming out next year from URINAL Cake Records! and while yer at it, pick up their highly acclaimed debut album, "Slack Heep" also on Urinal Cake Records.
http://urinalcakerecords.com


Smelly Tongues: Live To Ride

Rob Crow delivers this driving and sonic blast of angst and aggression that pummels you like the ahrd wind of the open road going 99mph screaming "WE WILL RIDE!!!!"

Goblin Cock "Just Fucking HUMANS"

Boss Kong returns with thier take on Johnny's Vietnam experience, filled with visions of hot jungle violence, the Mekopng River, burning helicopters and creeping death...
with driving guitars and Boss's evil vocal delivery, this song rips!

Look for Boss Kongs 7' record featuring both of their HUMANS tracks coming from Magic Bullet Records SOON!

https://www.facebook.com/bosskongband?ref=br_tf
http://www.magicbulletrecords.com/site/

Boss Kong - Viet Kong

This unexpectedly funky little ditty comes to us courtesy of some gun-toting wizard wierdos.... 
Starts off as a nice ride thru a Russ Meyer movie before descending into a long violent knife fight!!!
Roll one up and enjoy!!

Wizard Rifle is:
Max Dameron - Guitar, Bass, Vocals
Sam Ford - Drums, Keyboard, Vocals

Music and Lyrics by Max Dameron and Sam Ford
Recorded by Jesse Johnstone and Max Dameron, Mixed by Jesse Johnstone at Breakfast Studios



wizardrifle.bandcamp.com

Wizard Rifle - The Duece Is Loose Finale

Exactly what is, or who are, the back-alley primates that created this beastly outfit known as BOSS KONG you may ask? And the answer is: don’t write a check your ass can’t cash, Jack. Go ahead and dig around if you have some kind of desire to get jacked-up in the end, or if you’re in Columbo’s bloodline of trenchcoat wizardy, but otherwise, I’d just take it for what it is and go about your goddamn business. That said, bio fodder be damned, as these tunes speak for themselves, and all are invited to get slaughterhouse crunked-up and blaze the latest from the BOSS KONG pact on the latest excursion into a demented rendition of the past. 

As a crossover/tie-in with the brand new Image Comics series “The Humans,” Magic Bullet Records is proud to present The Humans Soundtrack Vol. II, by BOSS KONG. Set in the late 1960s/early ‘70s, “The Humans” is a book about an all-simian biker gang from Bakersfield, California, drinking, fighting, and fucking their way through the turbulent world around them. BOSS KONG is one of the book’s more popular, interesting characters and this installment of the soundtrack series tells tales from the perspective of an ape that’s seen inhumanities both abroad and on the home front. Voiced by a mystery metal figurehead and performed by a cast of mystery stoner rockers, part of the fun of this 7” is trying to figure out who’s behind the music itself. Once revisiting the glory days, two new hash-pipe nightmare rocker jams await, spreading the rampaging demoralization of the Tet Offensive onto coked-up mullet debauchery on The Humans Soundtrack Volume II, like Ponyboy Curtis ten years after he went from gold to crushed Milwaukee aluminum, now leading the outcasts from the Planet Of The Apes into full-on bar-brawl burnout turf of the metal underworld.

Exclusively created for Record Store Day 2015, Magic Bullet Records will spark BOSS KONG’s latest spliff in its bodily format on a greasy 7” slab of vinyl on April 18th in all RSD stores, and through those goddamned digital downloadable things you kids like just four days prior. All “real” copies of The Humans Soundtrack Volume II are pressed on a limited edition, one-time-only run of orange/gold vinyl, and this title goes immediately out of print after Record Store Day. The piece’s exclusive cover art and insert art were created by creator Tom Neely (Henry and Glenn Forever); just one more set of scene points to round out this completely awesome slab of wax. Vintage ape-drape rocker warfare awaits you at the gates.

http://www.facebook.com/bosskongband
http://www.magicbulletrecords.com
http://www.facebook.com/magicbulletrecords
http://twitter.com/magicbulletrecs


BOSS KONG "Ride To Die"

BOSS KONG "Viet Kong"

This 12+ minute epic takes you on a fucked up ride thru the desperate swamps of a drug damaged mind. It perfectly captures the psychedelic landscape of a bad Spazm trip, that builds into a complete feedback meltdown!!  And just when you think your trips over… it just keeps coming.
We're big fans of GWG here. Happy to have them aboard the soundtrack!

http://garywronggroup.bandcamp.com/
http://jethrowrecords.bigcartel.com/

Gary Wrong Group "Warlords Willing Redux"

A little change of pace with this song. We were desperate to get a country western track on the soundtrack and luckily for us, the good 'ole boys of Speedbuggy obliged. We got this honky-tonk ditty that blazes with country twang and makes you wanna drive a big-rig ,way too fast, while high on truck-stop speed as you fly down highway 99! 

This track is one of the killer new songs that will be on Speedbuggys soon to be released album, BAKERSFIELD.

check out their site for updates and info!
http://www.speedbuggyusa.com/

 


Speedbuggy - "Still Movin' On"

This ripper of a track coughs big clouds of bong tokes in your face as it flies down the blacktop swinging a skull crushing mace over its head! This song captures the 70's groove and the essence of the HUMANS ethos. 
Erase my mind. Don't mind if i do...

http://degreaser1.bandcamp.com/

DeGreaser: "Erase My Mind"

This garage smasher comes from our Ape-brothers from Canada, Simian Apeshits! The Simian Stomp is a rocker! As they blast thru the track one finds themselves wanting to STOMP around and swing from the trees!! 
These guys were meant for the stage at Kirbys Roadhouse!

 https://soundcloud.com/apeshit-simians


Apeshit Simians: Simian Stomp

JESUS!
This song is fuckin' nuts!!! and we love it!
It's a rampaging ride thru a purposely set gas fed inferno with a surf guitar swing and THERMIN through out!! GHOUL RULEZ!!

and check out their video for the song here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sHkIEAavAg&feature=youtu.be

and their website:
http://www.creepsylvania.com/

GHOUL: HUMANS Till Deth

These N.O. swamp apes bring a dose of sleaze and spit to The HUMANS Soundtrack. This track snarls with punk anti-everything, fuck the world attitude. It's everything The HUMANS are about. Fuck the world!! Fight it.

http://heavylids.bandcamp.com/releases

HEAVY LIDS: Fight It

Egos Personos of IMAGINE"the"BAND fame teams up with the meanest, ugliest, heaviest punk band in New Orleans, the Die Rotzz to cover the I"t"B classic, "Nife Fite" in this minute and a half ripper!!! Chant along to the glorious battle!!! NIFE FITE!! NIFE FITE!! NIFE FITE!! NIFE FITE!!!!
ps- this is Karns favorite song...


IMAGINE"the"BAND:
http://imaginetheband.com/
Die Rotzz:
https://www.facebook.com/Die-R%C3%B6tzz-1437317906532556/?fref=ts&ref=br_tf

IMAGINE"the"BAND & Die Rotzz - Nife Fite


When these heavy fuckers aren't shreddin' the stage all over the countrytheir riding their hogs and burnin' up the streets of L.A.!
Roll up a fattie for this high-octane stoner jam!!
Also, the Saviours have a new record out now called PALACE OF VISION and will be on an American tour with Corrosion of Conformity throughout November!!
Find the record and tour dates here!
http://killforsaviours.blogspot.no/


Saviours: THE SACRIFICE

Co-Winner of The HUMANS BATTLE OF THE APE BANDS Contest:
The HIp Priests (UK)!!!

This rip-roarer is a 2 minute sprint thru The HUMANS world! It's got chanting, mean guitar licks, and the tempo of a drag race. Tight and Tuff! We dig it!! 

https://www.facebook.com/thehippriests
http://thehippriests1.bandcamp.com/


The HIp Priests: For Life Till Deth

Co-Winner of The HUMANS BATTLE OF THE APE BANDS Contest:
Child Leash!!!

This sort of freak basement, paint huffing primitive, stunted punk shit is right up our fuckin' alley!! Weird, abusive, mean, and fun.
It's too wrong not to be right!!

https://childleash.bandcamp.com  
http://childleash.tripod.com

Child Leash: MONKEY EYE

We thought we'd resurrect Boss Kong's corpse (remember? They were slaughtered at Kirby's Roadhouse in issue #7??)and ask them to one last track for the final issue...
And fuck me! They didn't disappoint! 

https://www.facebook.com/bosskongband/?fref=ts

Boss Kong: Ape Hanger

Fuck! This song rips!!! Tuff as fuck, this song would have went over really well at Kirby's Roadhouse (before it was burnt to the ground). A snarling spitting, fuck you of a song, it sounds like you could get a black-eye or an STD from it. It fuckin' speaks to me 'mate. It's the perfect track to help bring an end to our ongoing soundtrack.

https://www.facebook.com/theshovell