Name: The Vending Machine by Stasious
Duration: 2 min 19 s
Description: Watch one man go insane because of a vending machine.

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Take the train wherever you want to go. I'm sure there's a world for it.

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EDXBeats as Vincent Van Gogh
Mr. Jay as Andy Warhol (Audio)

Verse 1: Vincent Van Gogh

To spare me from your verse, I might cut my other ear off.
Your pop art can't rock, when you rap against Van Gogh.
Couldn't manage a band or give them a good sound,
So I'll wrap you up in Velvet, put you 6 feet Underground.

Your surgeries only made your nose more repulsive,
Looking so weird, you died from unusual heart pulses.
Guess your heart took that as a personal attack
To give you 15 more minutes as a famed talent-lacking hack!

Verse 1: Andy Warhol

From absinthe to asylum, you’re pretty good at hopping bars
But this ain’t a drunken brawl, this is war with Warhol
With a can of Campbell's I'll leave your sunflowers soiled,
When I goop 'em in soup; Call it protesting your oil

I'm a superstar, spoiling the masses with my grace,
Even with all those self portraits, you could never save face
I go dark like Starry Night, with the shade I'm refined
You're not beating me, you couldn't even beat your own mind


Verse 2: Vincent Van Gogh

The only torture for me is seeing a sellout Edna Mode.
Your color schemes are like your porn scenes: they fucking blow!
And if critics gave your shows a ten out of ten,
Then I'd be worshiped in your day as a God amongst men.

This plastic playboy's got issues. I don't mean Marilyn's likeness.
I'll go out on a limb and say it was spasms you drew those lines with!
This is silk screening, all your flows just passed through me!
This clown's so tryhard they get Leto to play in his movie!

Verse 2: Andy Warhol

Brushing up new trends and I brushed off death to boot,
Fuck Bernard, I got a Bowie song as tribute
I know you died penniless so here's my two cents;
When your cousin rejects you, quit that incest interest

I make people immortal, just look at Monroe,
The people you painted though? Forgotten ages ago.
I'll kick your ass until I've got a triptych; three-peat
Died of arrhythmia but I killed you on this beat, bitch

Vincent Van Gogh Vs Andy Warhol - Cidisswo Rap Battles

Watch one man go insane because of a vending machine.

The Vending Machine

I think I finally lost it...

Lyrics:
...really?

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