Jonestown Audio is a professional boutique audio editing & mixing studio built & equipped with vintage & modern equipment.

Jonestown audio delivers precise audio editing, mixing and production within deadlines and budget. The studio is equipped with a Pro Tools digital workstation, which allows changes to be made quickly and accurately. Jonestown Audio serves audio editing and mixing needs of clients who range from mainstream rock/indie bands to jazz, classical and everything in between.

Offering services including, but not limited to, audio editing & mixing, album / EP production & arrangement, editing and mixing for voice overs and much more.

Jonestown Audio can deal with clients Australia wide. Send your tracks through the post, email or upload them to a private drop-box.

Your audio projects will find a home here in this professional mixing studio.

For more info on services and prices, please don't hesitate to look through the website or get in contact with me.

London based musician and producer. 

Exclusive content released on Soundcloud.

The Albums 'The Slow Burn', 'Jupiters Storm' & 'Time Has Only Just Begun' and EP 'Berceau' are available for pay-what-you-want via https://mawmusicuk.bandcamp.com
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Rene Qusit had been told that taking a dip with some tiny fish would make him look ten years younger because they nibbled off layers of dead skin.

But one of the elvers squirmed up his manhood and swam right into his bladder.

Rene Quist was rushed to hospital where he underwent a three-hour operation to remove the eel, by which time it was dead.

Rene Quist said: "I climbed in the bath and could feel the eels nibbling my body
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"Then I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis.

"I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared."

Medics said slime on the elver's body, which was measured as half an inch by six inches, had "worked as a lubricant".

Doctor Yak Nepper said: "The diameter of the urethra in a man's genitals is just a little narrower, but because eel are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and so it got in smoothly."




A red hot blues rock hurricane is coming this way, blowing in from Vancouver….

No Sinner fronted by Colleen Rennison ( No Sinner backwards) is a force of nature, a post modern blues belter and queen of soul, a hard-singing, hard-loving, hard-drinking, hard-working throwback to those she grew up listening to, including Nina Simone, Tina Turner, Joe Cocker, Big Mama Thornton, and Bessie Smith.


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