The iconic radio tune from the series of Portal by Valve.

"Still Alive" Radio tune - Portal 1 & 2

I want a 6'1 thick thighed goth dommy mommy to smother me with her thighs

1M SUP3R DUP3R FUNNY! 4ND C00L!1!1 JUST L1K3 Y0U!!!

Water is wet .. or is it?

Hello, my name is Davey.
And I'm here to tell you how Water isn't actually wet.

Water actually makes the surface it touches wet but Water itself isn't wet at all. Now you would be thinking "But what if you try to make Water wet with Water?"

The answer? Try to imagine that water is like a number, if you add another number to it, what happens? The number just became bigger.
Now going back to Water, it would just become more Water.



(If you actually spent time reading this, thank you lol)

                                                 —Davey

"Still Alive" Radio tune - Portal 1 & 2

Davey Doofus