Introducing The Anklebiters

Snuffling

Going on a Walk

Theodore Puppaloneus (Teddy) raps about what it's like to be a big dog in a small dog's body.

Big Bad Woof

Night Squirrels

The new OK Glass album "Same" is out now. This song is probably the least representative of what it sounds like. Free download forever at http://ok.glass/ or pay $any at Bandcamp while the lawyers are asleep https://okglass.bandcamp.com/album/same

They Don't Want You To Live

I don't know why but it suddenly struck me that you could put hi-hat rolls in John Linnell's composition "New Hampshire" for the Wurlitzer band organ and it would work. But instead of doing that, I remade the track in FL Studio with all stock presets, the way all the best hip-hop was made in 2012, which is about the last time I checked in with the state of the genre.

Here I stand outside the window
Longing to be asked inside 
Until someone sees
Being polite
Though scared to death
They let me in
 	Asked inside like a Dracula
 	I've got a fang in my mouth of madness, but
 	My mind ain't playing tricks on me,
 	It feels so good to be back in the 603
Woman wonders who's your itchy friend
Woman says, "I thought he was with you"
Woman says, "I thought he was with you"
They slowly back away from him
At best he's very interesting
His brushes with success were just an accident
No one likes New Hampshire man

 	Old man let his face fall down
 	Pensive and meta like he's in Our Town
 	Salem (not that one. Not witchy)
 	Sorceress cursed him, now he's itchy
 	Dark things happen in dark forests
 	Tried to write a rhyme, but he lost the thesaurus
 	In the rubble heap, never found his face
 	Resigned to his fate like Salmon P. Chase
Broken-hearted old man of New Hampshire
Flower-sniffing poet of New Hampshire
Charming witty drunk
Gate-crashing parasite
Self-pitying, embittered
Morose New Hampshire man 
 	And he's kinda libertarian
 	Out by the sap house, that's where I'll bury him
Woman wonders who's your itchy friend
 	He's not a friend, more like an aggravation
Woman says, "I thought he was with you"
 	I would never bring his kind to this congregation
Woman says, "I thought he was with you"
 	Why don't you and I take a sudden vacation?
They slowly back away from him
At best he's very interesting
His brushes with success were just an accident
No one likes New Hampshire man
 	Like Franklin Pierce,
 	Despised & ignored by observers and peers
No one likes New Hampshire man

New Hampshire (John Linnell cover)

Dog Songs

Elderpup Blues

The Yorkie Collective

Going on a Walk (Early Demo)

The Leashtangle Waltz

We are a dog band in Seattle. Our hooman Nik helps us make our music.

Drums: Skittles
Guitar: Teddy
Bass: Jake

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