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[Verse 1]
I rolled into town with a plan and a smile,
Had a suitcase of booze, thought I’d stay for a while.
Bartender said, “Boy, you got money to spend?”
I said, “Nah, but I got tequila and a thirst for sin.”
Pulled out that case like a magician’s trick,
Cracked a cold one open, said, “Let’s get lit!”

[Chorus]
I got a suitcase full of drinks and a case of the drunks,
Some whiskey for my wisdom, some beer for my funk.
If trouble comes knockin’, well, hell, let it in,
‘Cause bad decisions always start with a grin.
I don’t need no money, don’t need no luck,
Just a suitcase full of drinks and a case of the drunks!

[Verse 2]
Some guy in the corner said, “Boy, you ain’t right,”
I said, “Damn straight, buddy, now pass me some ice.”
We played poker on a barrel, bet a shot on each hand,
Then a fight broke out when I took his last grand.
The sheriff walked in, looked me dead in the eyes,
Said, “Son, you again? Well, I ain’t surprised.”

[Chorus]
I got a suitcase full of drinks and a case of the drunks,
Got chased outta Reno ridin’ shotgun in a trunk.
If you see me roll in, better lock up your stash,
‘Cause I’ll drink what you got and I won’t even ask.
I don’t need no manners, don’t need no luck,
Just a suitcase full of drinks and a case of the drunks!

[Verse 3]
Now my liver’s on strike, my wallet’s a ghost,
My ex sent a text sayin’, “Damn, you’re the most.”
I said, “Baby, I love you, but I’m married to gin,”
And she blocked my number before I could sin.
Woke up in a ditch, found my pants in a tree,
A raccoon had my wallet and was laughin’ at me.

[Chorus]
I got a suitcase full of drinks and a case of the drunks,
I should call it a night, but that just ain't fun.
Got beer in my pocket and a flask in my boot,
If there’s a bad idea, you know I’ll salute.
I don’t need no money, don’t need no luck,
Just a suitcase full of drinks and a case of the drunks!

Case of Drinks to the Case of the Drunks

I was interested in music in my early youth... so I soon got my first synthesizer and set up a small home recording studio.
over the years i played keyboards in 5 bands...the direction was rock...pop...blues and soul.
in the meantime i have discovered my enthusiasm for creating my own songs.
it makes me happy when I can compose...arrange...mix...produce and create something new.
it's like a passion to experiment with different styles of music... and it gives me a lot of joy.
the only limit is your imagination...
is my motto.
and everything is possible...you just have to try.

music is pure magic...and part of the soul...
no one can escape her
let the music guide your mind...and that's the only way you'll get the freedom...you've always wanted

Early music Influences: Kraftwerk, Emmerson Lake and Palmer, Jean Michel Jarre, Tangerine Dream, Geoff Wayne, New Order, Eurythmics, Soft Cell, Depeche Made,  Wendy Carlos, Garry Newman and the Sex Pistols. Also reference to the Prodigy, Gorillaz Leftfield, Nine Inch Nails, White Zombie and electronic music in general. A special mention to Phil Thompson for one of the best albums I have ever listened to. 

Films: Logans Run, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, A Clockwork Orange, Westworld, Capricorn One, Zardos, The Andromeda Strain, The Man Who Fell to Earth, Space 1999, UFO, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Tron, Risky Business, 

Likes: Whiskey……..

Studio One 6. Production
Fractual Music Generator. - For creating WAV Files.
NCH Software. - Mixdown and loop creation.
Roland Zenbeats.
Korg Kaossilator.
AI Software
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Taking a break for a bit as the wheel of life has rolled down another road.   Keep creating good people.

have spent my life creating sex music for the criminally insane now everything created 100% AI generated 😂😂😂.But my AI generator has been doing drugs and watching porn. 🤘🌞🤘🍻.  I am here to keep that little fucker in line.. Do not  let crutches become the normal way you walk through this beautiful world.  Make mistakes and learn.  Now I make drug music for sick hero’s.  I have walked on water 3 times in my life.   Climbed 1 mountain completely naked. Attended a Sunday brunch with a preacher, a sinner and 1 dog, the only conversation  worth the effort was with the dog, which I kept..



First and foremost  I don’t need your allowances or your help in the music business. FUCK RIGHT OFF.
Only here to share tracks with other musicians and fans of music.  There is some real scamming scum. Utilizing the DM here. To those people🖕


As an artist my influences are the world around me.  As the world changes so will my art.  I like to dabble in rock with heavy guitars, acoustic, and electronic music.  I also enjoy the music of every artist out there that gets up and goes to their day job only to hurry home and spend endless hours creating their passion.. stay well my friends drop a line, check in and just say hi…I will do everything in my power to respond.

- Update: October, will hit back with something tasty.
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Rock n roll has been a fun ride but for now county is calling the soul once again. You can easily navigate genres in the Playlist section.

Strumming their way through heartbreak, hilarity, and highway hijinks, The Artificial Home Wreckers are a country rock band like no other. Born from a chance encounter at a roadside diner with a broken jukebox, these renegades of rhythm specialize in songs that sound like a wild Friday night and feel like a hungover Saturday morning.

Their music is a cocktail of twangy guitars, foot-stomping beats, and lyrics that toe the line between tragic and downright ridiculous. From ballads about exes who "borrowed" their truck (and forgot to return it) to anthems about that one unforgettable karaoke night gone horribly wrong, they’ve got a tune for every lovable misfit out there.

Catch them on tour (if their GPS actually works this time), and remember their motto: “Breaking homes one chorus at a time!”