Like your bio and your vibe!  Nice work guys! :-)

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If the beach boys had written a country song instead of California Girls they could’ve done a lot worse than this gem!

i got a ex on Texas man 🤔🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Peter Graf (Lyrics) and Rusty Stone (Music) decided to write a hitsong. And here it is our first hit together. Enjoy!
We are very proud of this tune.
This song plus "Save The Only World" are available for download on every streaming app like Spotify, Amazon etc.

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(Verse 1)
They say everything's bigger down in Texas,
But my heartbreak's spread across the map.
From Tennessee to Colorado,
Each one left their mark on this cowboy's back.
A Georgia peach with a fiery temper,
A Kansas girl with a heart of stone.
They’re scattered far and wide, and it’s a ride,
Trying to leave their ghosts alone.

(Pre-Chorus)
I got scars in places they don’t talk about,
Memories that I can't drown out.

(Chorus)
'Cause all my ex's don’t live in Texas,
They're all over the U.S.A.
Every mile marker tells a story,
Of love that crashed and burned away.
From the Midwest plains to the Carolina coast,
They haunt me wherever I go.
Yeah, all my ex's don’t live in Texas,
But their memory’s got me low.

(Verse 2)
There's a bar in Montana where I still feel her,
A redhead with a tattooed sleeve.
And up in New York, there’s a wild-eyed city girl,
Who swore she’d never leave.
Then there’s that Florida girl with her sun-kissed smile,
She said forever, but it faded fast.
Every stop on this highway of heartache,
Is a lesson in love that didn’t last.

(Pre-Chorus)
I keep my boots moving, I keep my head high,
But the road’s got a way of saying goodbye.

(Chorus)
'Cause all my ex's don’t live in Texas,
They're all over the U.S.A.
Every mile marker tells a story,
Of love that crashed and burned away.
From the Midwest plains to the Carolina coast,
They haunt me wherever I go.
Yeah, all my ex's don’t live in Texas,
But their memory’s got me low.

(Bridge)
I thought the Lone Star State could heal my soul,
But the truth is love don’t play that role.
It’s a wild rodeo, a gamble, a bet,
And the odds ain’t in your favor yet.

(Chorus)
'Cause all my ex's don’t live in Texas,
They're all over the U.S.A.
Every mile marker tells a story,
Of love that crashed and burned away.
From the Midwest plains to the Carolina coast,
They haunt me wherever I go.
Yeah, all my ex's don’t live in Texas,
But their memory’s got me low.

(Outro)
So I’ll hit the gas, let the engine roar,
Leave those shadows in my rearview more and more.
But no matter how far I try to roam,
Those ex’s don’t let me feel at home.

Cause My Ex's Don’t Live in Texas

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[Verse 1]
Well, I roll into town on a dusty trail,
Boots scuffed up, and my heart’s gone stale.
Got a six-string strapped to my back,
Living for the moment, ain’t looking back.
There’s a bark in the air, a tiny quake,
And that’s why Chihuahuas shake.

[Chorus]
I’m a cowboy, wild and free,
Riding this world like it’s meant to be.
When the thunder rolls, and the ground breaks,
You’ll see the reason Chihuahuas shake.
Yeah, they feel my fire, they know my name,
I’m a cowboy, running untamed.

[Verse 2]
In a honky-tonk bar under neon light,
A Chihuahua stares with a little fright.
I tip my hat, take a shot of Jack,
That tiny dog knows I ain’t holding back.
There’s a tremble in the air, make no mistake,
And that’s why Chihuahuas shake.

[Chorus]
I’m a cowboy, wild and free,
Riding this world like it’s meant to be.
When the thunder rolls, and the ground breaks,
You’ll see the reason Chihuahuas shake.
Yeah, they feel my fire, they know my name,
I’m a cowboy, running untamed.

[Bridge]
It’s not the cold, it’s not the fear,
It’s the spirit of the West that’s drawing near.
When I walk by, you can feel the quake,
That’s why Chihuahuas shake.

[Chorus]
I’m a cowboy, wild and free,
Riding this world like it’s meant to be.
When the thunder rolls, and the ground breaks,
You’ll see the reason Chihuahuas shake.
Yeah, they feel my fire, they know my name,
I’m a cowboy, running untamed.

[Outro]
So if you see a tiny dog tremble and quake,
Just know it’s the legend this cowboy makes.
With every step, I leave my stake,
And that’s why Chihuahuas shake.

That's Why Chihuahuas Shake

This fine smooth tune with a great beat and wonderful solos by Frans Beelaard is an original we did together a couple of years ago. Beautiful, great chords, good love message. Enjoy.

On the Edge of Love. An original collaboration. Lyrics, melody and vocal by Bix. Music and instrumental by Frans Beelaard.

I'm all out of luck
With counting sheep
Try as I might
I just can't sleep

It's 4am by my bedside clock
And I'm lying here awake
The radio hums with DJ talk
It's hours before daybreak

I'm all out of luck
With counting sheep
Try as I might
I just can't sleep

I've tried a lot of sleeping pills
The doctor said to take
Drown it all with alcohol and still
I'm here awake

I've tried so hard to drift away
But I never get too far My restless mind just won't obey
I give up and play guitar

I'm all out of luck
With counting sheep
Try as I might
I just can't sleep

I'm all out of luck
With counting sheep
Try as I might
I just can't sleep

I Just Can't Sleep

Recorded in Modest Ca. Featuring Hammond B3 Electric Organ solo. Vibraphone solo. Gibson L5 Electric Guitar Rhythm. Steinway Brothers Acoustic Piano Rhythm. Hammond B3 Electric Organ Rhythm. Fender Electric Bass. Trap Drum set Full kit. Percussion Zildjian 22" Ride & Crash Cymbal. Tree Chimes, Rain-tree.

Boardwalk

Summer Eve

5 Les Paul tracks and one Peavey bass track.
This is the latest in my 'fools rush in' series. 
Composed with one of the masters in mind : )
Base photo for artwork by Yevhenii Denshko on Unsplash

Salt

Fading into Light.m4a

The Unknown

Alien

Lyric and Music by LinOnyx
 
TEQUILA
 
[Verse]
I drink the tequila
The whole bar cheers
Imeet a blonde girl
Her boyfriend appears
 
[Chorus]
He says he's a bad boy
I say I'm a thief
And the sheriff's my dad
And I'm off to Belize
 
[Verse 2]
He starts to laugh
I wink at his girl
She winks right back
He gets real hurt
 
[Chorus]
He says he's a bad boy
I say I'm a thief
And the sheriff's my dad
And I'm off to Belize
 
[Bridge]
The sheriff says I'm not a thief
But he knows the truth
She might be comin' with me
And I say
 
[Chorus]
He says he's a bad boy
I say I'ma thief
And the sheriff's my dad
And I'm off to Belize


Tequila .mp3

you dirty sod...you dirty bastard...you dirty f#$kr...what a f#$ng rotter...Dec 1976...The Sex Pistols brief live TV interview with  presenter Bill Grundy resulted in 30 seconds of Profanity as a very drunk Steve Jones, goaded on by a drunk and lecherous Grundy, let him have it... the encounter was headline news the next day and controversy followed .... 
here is a  link to the 90 second interview that cost Mr. Grundy his job.
https://youtu.be/boQGEyAcZwo?si=AkWVhxeDK7PJeRJ0

Now, as my angst turns to anger with the politics of today,  I borrow Mr. Jones' knack for the profane to punctuate my verse..thx Steve.
...like him I'm just an ole punk rocker in decay...

What Steve Jones Once Said

To all you two-faced
Doublespeak
Money grabbing politicians 
Noise polluting nonsense
I'll say what Steve Jones once said
#&*!@$!!!!
His voice inside my head

To all this short-stick
Tariff shit
Fascist reboot coalition
Nimby ploys and Brownshirt boys
I'll say what Steve Jones once said
&%$#@!!!
His words I have retread

This sonic stone I throw
To Pistol poke the bear
I like to speak some drunk Steve Jones
To the greed
And gob out there

To all you warmonger 
Border breakers
Bomb us to submission 
Wading through your wickedness 
I’ll say what Steve Jones once said
#$%^&!!!
All the lies I have been fed

To all you MAGA rights
And you ultra lefts
Stoking this division
Shut yer traps I'm sick of you
I'll give you some Steve Jones instead
@#%$&!!!
Now our words are wed

His curses from the past
A crude footnote in history 
I have recycled and rehashed
Bill Grundy’s moment
Of infamy

Lyrics HotR/Jones
Music HotR

What Steve Jones Once Said

Music, lyrics, vocal & mix  : UK Man

Electric guitars : Little Man

Shan

Musician, Singer, Songwriter, Guitarist, Mandolin, Harp and much more

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Rock n roll has been a fun ride but for now county is calling the soul once again. You can easily navigate genres in the Playlist section.

Strumming their way through heartbreak, hilarity, and highway hijinks, The Artificial Home Wreckers are a country rock band like no other. Born from a chance encounter at a roadside diner with a broken jukebox, these renegades of rhythm specialize in songs that sound like a wild Friday night and feel like a hungover Saturday morning.

Their music is a cocktail of twangy guitars, foot-stomping beats, and lyrics that toe the line between tragic and downright ridiculous. From ballads about exes who "borrowed" their truck (and forgot to return it) to anthems about that one unforgettable karaoke night gone horribly wrong, they’ve got a tune for every lovable misfit out there.

Catch them on tour (if their GPS actually works this time), and remember their motto: “Breaking homes one chorus at a time!”

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