The Aussie-Can- Sonic.exe
Johann Pwnz- The Observer

Fan-made Creepypasta Rap Battles
The Observer
VS
Sonic.exe
Begin!

Sonic.exe:
A proxy against me? You’ve got to be kidding me.
Once I count to three, I FOUND YOU! This will be easy.
You think you a better killer than me behind the screen?
I killed all of my friends and also doom you for free.
Hating on me? Don’t bother starting a real fight,
You aren’t even known, while I give gamers a fright.
Go on and pray for mercy bitch, cause I’m the new lord,
While a Cyclops trying to make his story not a fraud.

The Observer:
I can take on a killer, and I can also kick your ass,
I dare you to step to me, I’ll make this battle your last
You are a walking cliché, don’t try to deny it.
Playing a game of hide and seek, stop being such a dick.
I observe all of your moves, so there’s nothing you can do.
Your game is pathetic, I am now through with you.
I would kill you like Noah, but you don’t have a brain.
Because when I came to this world, nothing was ever the same.


Sonic.exe:
Your rhymes are too slow, don’t dare try again,
If you ended up in hell, you only have yourself to blame.
I am a RAP GOD, you’re a slave of Slenderman,
I’m running this show, better have an escape plan.
I killed two idiots going on three, you only killed one.
Battling a dead kid and squid is more fun.
This is just an ordinary battle amongst familiar hills,
It’s no longer who’s has a better rap, it’s who have more kills!

The Observer:
You’re messing with Tribe Twelve Sonic, what the hell are you thinking?
You were really famous because you’re so bad, now your fame is sinking.
You thought you were screwed before? Now you really made me mad.
Once you vanquished from hell and never return, then I’ll be glad.
There’s nothing you can do you fucking fraud,
 You’re not a king but you call yourself a GOD?
Along with Slenderman, you now know you’re fucked.
Now the Observer had killed a creepypasta that sucked.


Sonic Exe Vs The Observer- FMCPRB Battle 1

Sonic.exe Vs Jack Noir Cover

The Aussie-Can as The Man In the Snow
Johann as The Man in the Window

Fan-Made Creepypasta Rap Battles
The man in the snow
VS
The man in the window
BEGIN!!!

Man in the snow:
Spitting cold, spitting harsh, it’s the man in the snow,
Against the man in the window, or the man that blow,
You fit the description of being a complete failure
I’ve seen some pretty shocking stories but let me tell ya
Your story is absolutely shitty while I’m a real man
I’m in your home, looking for you, run if you can.
It’s an ice day to die, so get ready for a knife in the chest,
It would be a simple breeze to murder this pest.

Man in the Window:
You have stepped into my motel, now there’s no way back.
I can kill a woman with my hand, so I can handle your crap.
If you’re so cold then my flow can melt you,
I don’t need to try hard to win against you in a knife duel
You plea for freedom but I won’t show any mercy
As I wrap my claws around your neck, it won’t be pretty
You’re just an urban legend, nothing more, get ready for pain
Run off to Iceland before I diss you to death again.

Man in the Snow:
You call me an urban legend when you already are one
I don’t need to scare you, cause this battle’s already done
behind the door or the couch I bet you’re feeling tense
Better call 911 now; this is your last chance



Man in the Window:
I’m the evil in everyone including this frostbitten wannabe
Don’t believe me? Look into my mirror, and then you’ll see
Your story takes place in snow but I’m the one that’s cool,
Now go away and never return and stop being a fool.


The Man In The Snow Vs The Man In The Window - FMCPRB #2

Should I be concerned about this? :\
Main Idea by Johann. (Yes, blame him for this.)

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EmilyK as Skyrim's Secret
Skitzy as Jvk1166z.esp

Skyrim’s secret:
If you’re asking about your future, well let me tell you this
As he who finds my easter egg, will have his life torn to bits
Reading lines from the book and I spit them right at you
Just as these pages predicted; this annoying virus will lose.
Your health is draining just from standing in front of me,
Your files will be more than corrupted, as far my eye can see,
I’ll absorb your soul like a dragon, if you had one to begin with,
You’ll be robbed by my secrets, so you’ll never MorroWINd.

Jvk1166z.esp:
Your rapping is like your age, it’s getting old fast,
Rebound your useless spells for standing in this assassin's path
Your story lacks texture, it’s where you certainly belong,
All the cryptic disses you “predicted” were proven all wrong,
I don’t want hear your words, no wisdom, will change me
I have a bunch of tricks, just listen to my scream!
Miss messenger must mourn for her lost of this fight,
I feel no pity for you lady, this won’t be your knight.

Skyrim’s Secret:
With all that screaming of yours, your throat would’ve been sore,
Watch your Manors, I know what you’re trying to ignore,
Don’t even try, your existence will be gone by tomorrow
As my time fades, my anger for you just simply grows
So many events in my mind, here’s one you’d like to hear
Take one step off the map and I’ll show you true fear
You know nothing about the future, you won’t know what will happen,
Now we turn to page 5, the destruction of the assassin. (Whispers: The end)

Jvk1166z.esp:
Seems like the prophecy is severed, and this fortune teller’s next,
And thanks to your age, you’re not rapping your best
Nothing’s dumber than this Dunmar, there`s really nothing you can do 
Every line that I spit, it just becomes more hard on you
Like the stars, I’m always moving, let's hope good wishes
That the superstitious predictions, have her death wish permitted
It seems you enjoy some company, but it`ll surely be your last
Your age has caught up to you, your petty life has crashed

Skyrim's Secret Vs Jvk1166z.esp FMCPRB #5

A cover on my favorite rap battle from EPRB. :)

Aggron Vs Tyranitar Cover

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Well... got nothing better to do. My first attempt doing a remix. :)
Beat Produced by 2Deep.

Skyrim Vs Fallout Remix

LemonCheng24 as Doom.exe
The Aussie-Can as ImScared.exe
Frenzy as Toy Story.exe
VinnyO as Red.exe
SkeepTieel as Kirby.exe
Mr. Maplesyrup as Knuckles.exe
TheSuperPlushyBros as Sunky.mpeg
Yobar as Onions.exe

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Pk9e2PzcOzKNaQUR-YUqmZ9jKUzMdAMahsqvKenGuIQ/edit

ImScared.exe vs Doom.exe FMCPRB #6

This is my first time recording with a new mic. What do you guys think. Plz be honest. :)

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Finally got off my ass and covered something. Enjoy!
Original battle by JMBRaps.

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My first cover of a proper song. I've been wanting to do something like this for a while but couldn't due to laziness and loss of motivation. It's not perfect but hopefully my future stuff will be better. I hope to do more covers like this.
Original song by the Butthole Surfers
Instrumental taken from here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX21ysrDbcc

Pepper Cover (Originally by the Butthole Surfers)

Hey look! Another cover! And good news! I don't sing in it!
I might cover more songs by Gorillaz since they're one of my favourite bands out there. Enjoy!

Original song by Gorillaz

Instrumental from:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MZ1xrDu8Qg

Rhinestone Eyes Cover (Originally by Gorillaz)

If there's one thing I learnt from making this cover, it's that fast rapping isn't that easy. Mostly because I keep rapping too fast. Here's what I could do. Enjoy!

Original song by Gorillaz

Instrumental by Maland2016

Garage Palace Cover (Originally by Gorillaz)

Here we are with another cover and before you ask, this is a cover of the original version, not the remix (couldn't find the instrumental for that one anyways).  Still, hope you enjoy this one. I certainly did when making it.

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