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The Aussie-Can as The Man In the Snow
Johann as The Man in the Window

Fan-Made Creepypasta Rap Battles
The man in the snow
VS
The man in the window
BEGIN!!!

Man in the snow:
Spitting cold, spitting harsh, it’s the man in the snow,
Against the man in the window, or the man that blow,
You fit the description of being a complete failure
I’ve seen some pretty shocking stories but let me tell ya
Your story is absolutely shitty while I’m a real man
I’m in your home, looking for you, run if you can.
It’s an ice day to die, so get ready for a knife in the chest,
It would be a simple breeze to murder this pest.

Man in the Window:
You have stepped into my motel, now there’s no way back.
I can kill a woman with my hand, so I can handle your crap.
If you’re so cold then my flow can melt you,
I don’t need to try hard to win against you in a knife duel
You plea for freedom but I won’t show any mercy
As I wrap my claws around your neck, it won’t be pretty
You’re just an urban legend, nothing more, get ready for pain
Run off to Iceland before I diss you to death again.

Man in the Snow:
You call me an urban legend when you already are one
I don’t need to scare you, cause this battle’s already done
behind the door or the couch I bet you’re feeling tense
Better call 911 now; this is your last chance



Man in the Window:
I’m the evil in everyone including this frostbitten wannabe
Don’t believe me? Look into my mirror, and then you’ll see
Your story takes place in snow but I’m the one that’s cool,
Now go away and never return and stop being a fool.


The Man In The Snow Vs The Man In The Window - FMCPRB #2

Mr. Maplesyrup as NormalPornForNormalPeople.com
Johann as The One Million Viewer

NPFNP:
Click this link for the good of mankind, however beware,
If you don’t share this creepypasta to the world, you’ll never escape my lair.
The mystery of my identity, even plenty of your eyes cannot see,
That the density and intensity of my words will leave you more than dizzy.
I leave the rooms painted with red, leaving nothing but piles of corpses,
A spam in a million, but all your attempts are useless.
You have a surprise? Well here’s one idiots, not too shoddy,
The saying is true of these cats dying in curiousity.



One Million Viewer:
It’s a pleasure to meet you, may I please ask a few questions?
How can your story be real? When your users die of an erection
I’m not a scam, unlike the “porn” that you can make
Your site is only used for lonely bums, while millions are clicking my link everyday 
You are a lie, For I am the true to mankind 
My rhymes are shining like a jewel, just like a catseye 
With those disses that you’re spitting, not much is coming through
No need to defeat you yet, your 1 million will be here soon



NPFNP:
AVI’m sorry, too many wounds for your website to handle?
Because it’s hopeless for you to maul me in this rap battle.
Just one stupid creepypasta, and you gave yourself over 50,000 views,
No wonder you’re at lost, but I ain’t sorry for you

One million Viewer:
I can take your site down faster than one of your user starting a video
With one blink of an eye, I can put an end to this jimbo
You’re not safe from us, you’ll be wiped clean from the face of the earth
I’ll be seeing you soon, just watch out for that 1 million and 1 user


NPFNP Vs The One Milion Viewer

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