I made this stupid shit with this battle https://youtu.be/ojIdxXLU83c

R.I.P. Fan-Made Creepypasta Rap Battles <3

LemonCheng24 as Doom.exe
The Aussie-Can as ImScared.exe
Frenzy as Toy Story.exe
VinnyO as Red.exe
SkeepTieel as Kirby.exe
Mr. Maplesyrup as Knuckles.exe
TheSuperPlushyBros as Sunky.mpeg
Yobar as Onions.exe

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Pk9e2PzcOzKNaQUR-YUqmZ9jKUzMdAMahsqvKenGuIQ/edit

ImScared.exe vs Doom.exe FMCPRB #6

Adroitwhiz as Chara Dreemurr
Vladimyr P. as HABIT

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
CHARA DREEMURR
AGAINST
HABIT
BEGIN

HABIT (0:38):
Let's observe and play the game, in a hotland rap roast.
IfYouCanSeeTheRhymes on your screen, then you better listen close.
I’ll end your trend without slender men, even if I’m locked in Evan’s room
It still will take less than the release of part two to Deltarune
Even more of a buzzkill than Stuck in the mud, I’m known to leave babies stricken with blood
Try to unify mankind and monsters, but Azzy has bitten the dust.
Seven trials, seven lines, see if your soul can run a round,
YOURS, the one who will make you beg for Mercy ON the ground.

Chara (1:08):
My True Knife will be sharp, but my approach couldn't be blunter,
Even I don't know what possessed you to go against a monster hunter.
It’s a Bad Habit to terribly flow, with those cheesy lines you’ll get pepper-owned
This Firebrand man doesn’t know the brand of fire, you’ll die by my hand to make a Hybrid expire
Let’s see if your rhymes were As-riel As-Gore I left in the Ruins
Fluent with playing with fonts, but you’re used to losing to humans
You may inhabit a sanctuary, but what can't counteract,
You can Char-a child, but I can slaughter a whole habit-at.

HABIT (1:37):
Calm down little Mad Dummy, running for an escape? Nope!
You’re the fall of your family, and for that there is no scapegoat!
After Rake-ing the victims in the safety of your personal pope bubble,
You will WAKE UP again in the end, when the habit rabbit's breeding trouble.

Chara (1:52):
You can use my mother’s tutoring, because your rapping’s kid stuff.
Your rabbits are eliminated, useless like Blumhouses’ US
You discuss the man Always Watching, hoping to dethrone him
But you’ll find that you’re mistaken, see these bars, for a whim
You’re the 12th tribe crony and an Operator phony
But it seems that Slenderman was already murdered by Sony
This Land of Ashen Waste has made this battle awry
I’ll put it back in place with my slow flow cuz the tortoise eats the hare like pie.

HABIT (2:21):
You claim that you’re untouchable, but I've seen the chara-cter inside,
This pasi-frisk has been touched by emotions that they can not hide,
The worry that their god can restart the path they've tried to set,
A habit that will forever control this dreaming marionette...

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad, GamingPlush64, and Uncredited
Beat Producer: Kustom
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by: Vlad

HABIT vs Chara Dreemurr. Sinister Rap Battles

Reshiram:
Bring the Thunder, younger brother, I'm surprised you'd attack
With such conviction in your ideals, the truth just holds you back
In fact, you’re not leaving with your philosophy intact
When I’m putting you and your companions all on Fire Blast
Don’t try to spit your faux voltage, even you should know this 
The truths in front of your face! I think it’s time you notice! 
Your reality’s obstructed by the passion in my heart
The righteous one takes the throne, and tears you apart

Zekrom:
When confronted with a future that at best looks unattractive
You’re immobile like you’re Dark Stone’d and just stand inactive
I’m proactive! You sit idle and just watch destruction happen
Yes we’re polar opposites - guess I’m the one that’s good at rapping
No matter which season, I own the whole region
Your wang’s more obtuse than your faulty sense of reason!
As Zekrom ascends from this whole debate
Try not to skew the truth; I decide your fate!

Kyurem:
Freeze where you are! If you dare pass the gates -
You’ll end up slower than a Crustle after a Glaciate
As you both start to Bolt when my temper Flares up
Embrace the cold and you’ll know something doesn’t add up
We got sliced in three, and that sealed your fate
Only when you splice with me you get a glimpse of raw strength
I consume both dark and light; you’re left empty inside
Only I can save this region from your futile feuding minds

N:
It’s delusional to believe that each of you are all right
I hate to say it but - this disagreement’s black and white
You’re meant to work in tandem, your goal one in the same
Restore the balance to Unova, representing yin and yang
Let’s foster peace in this world run rampant with hate
Verify that with purpose you’re not a slave to your fate 
Don’t hesitate to stand tall, fight for each one that is fleeing
Must I remind you that you all were once the same being?

Ghetsis:
Like your castle I’ll intrude, perhaps now it will soak in
Check the Elite Four’s fortitude; I’ll leave you broke, N
We’ve all heard it before so spare us all the useless spiel  
With thoughts more repetitive than Nimbasa’s Ferris Wheel
We no longer need you! You’ve served your purpose now you’re through!
Cofagrigus: 
It’s a shame you’ve never had a Mummy to run home to!
Ghetsis:
Free your Partners, you’re only hurting them with your commands
Only then can you find out with them where you truly stand
That’s the plan! Own Unova as the only one with servants!
Not even the Dream World could give your ideology purpose
So once I take control that’ll show who’s your daddy! 
Sing my praise throughout the world! That’s Harmonia to me. 

N:
My path transcends ages, it doesn’t matter if you’re my father
Disappear like your Sages! They’re nothing more than plot fodder
Getting your ghosts to fight your battles? Now Ghetsis, I digress
I’m banning you from this battle like it was the GTS
Take the offense all you like, across two years you’ve never won
Every time you rose up you got knocked out by your son
I won’t let our friends be stolen! You’re as cold-hearted as Colress
Just get rehashed in Rainbow Rocket! Sit back while you refocus!
You treated me like your namesake and molded me like Plasma
But you never expected me to become the legend dragon’s master!
I’ve broken free from your influence, once your evil’s extinguished
All in this world can peacefully coexist...

Mr. E Owl as Reshiram
Adam as Zekrom
Seth as Kyurem
HyperJacob96 as N
Mancha as Ghetsis

Reshiram vs Zekrom. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #15

first time buying a tracked out beat. I spent a ton of time on unnecessary detail while mixing and mastering the whole thing. listen in HQ and on nice headphones to hear the detail in every sound. thanks for listening and sharing! #NoDaysOff

Produced by Layer
Mixed/Mastered by Provost
Written by Provost
Artwork by Provost

*** LYRICS ***
I been working everyday.
I ain't got no days off.
Yeah, no more sleep for me.
No more time to daze off.

Yo, I get up and go right to work.
And then after that, I go back to work.
Fuck a nap, let me get right back to work.
Don’t be sad, get distracted and passionate when you at your work.

You nerdy gamers be buggin, be buggin.
Why do gangsters have to be thuggin, be thuggin?
And horny people always gotta be fuckin, be fuckin
Probably cause they got nuttin' (they fuckin nuttin) better to do.
So now I'm better than you cause you spend your time, 
But I got no time to spend. Ima work til my motherfuckin mind is dead. 
When all the rhymes are said. 
Until I've got all the bread, you got a single dime left.

I been working everyday.
I ain't got no days off.
Yeah, no more sleep for me.
No more time to daze off.
I been working everyday.
I ain't got no days off.
Yeah, no more sleep for me.
No more time to daze off.

And it feels like I'm gonna fuckin go nuts
Every time I'm in this Dunkin Donuts,
But fuck it. You know what?
I'm cashin in this dough with frosting on top like a double bonus.
Yeah I just turned 21 and I'm a Savage with the Bank Account.
But I'll just keep it all in my savings cause I hate to count.
Call me Darth Vader cause I'd fuckin rock the cape and gown,
And ain't nothin in my way except age to break me down.

But you twerkin' everyday
Barely got your night job. (lazy slut.)
You've been wastin your time
More than a trashy iWatch.

I been working everyday.
I ain't got no days off.
Yeah, no more sleep for me.
No more time to daze off. (ay, ay)
I been working everyday.
I ain't got no days off. (No Days Off, No Days Off)
Yeah, no more sleep for me.
No more time to daze off. (ay, ay)

I been workin out in every sense of the word.
Yeah, physically and mentally I'm gettin down to the earth.
And I work a 5 to 12 right before a 2 to 10.
Sometimes it feels like I'm in hell, but still don't want it to end.
You use vacation time? Man, what the hell is that?
I really don't mean to brag, but I take a break just to use it to pick up slack.
I use my 15 minutes to write some bars, but I'll use my 45 to lift some bars
And I mean both meanings I need meat on my bones but my standards are low
so while I'm grieving alone I just need you to know..

I been working everyday.
I ain't got no days off.
Yeah, no more sleep for me.
No more time to daze off.I been working everyday.
I ain't got no days off.
Yeah, no more sleep for me.
No more time to daze off.

No Daze Off - Single

No Days Off

Fuck it, new audio (Happy Halloween!)

Matthew Thomas as Wii Are Twisted
Vladimyr P. as AzuraiTemcev
Juliauna R. as Cass

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
CONSOLE ME
VERSUS
WII ARE TWISTED
BEGIN!

Wii are Twisted:
Alright readers, what you will be reading today
I think it’s time to teach a new way to play: the hard way
Unplug that text-to-speech box, lob it to attack hard
That brick’ll surely leave a mark: Red Ring of wack bars
I’ll be tossing out raps, with lack of Safety Straps
It’s pretty sad you made a girlfriend out of bargain bin scrap
I’ve seen less of brats choking in these Twisted games 
In the end, it’ll be MY voice driving you insane!

AzuraiTemcev:
I guess Link’s slashes aren’t all that provokes screams
Your sluggish lines are more slow than a hacked control scheme
Raze you faster than BlazBlue, that I’m dead-set
Enough from me, have some words from the girl in the headset
Cass:
The name’s Cass, trapped inside this virtual toy
Cheats won’t be needed to one-shot unstable employees
Borderlands is squat next to what you’ll be put through
AzuraiTemcev & Cass:
Wii are Rap Slayers. Wii are Winners. NOT You Too.

Wii are Twisted:
Hearing this tired same story’s inspired my life a new era
Your shit “peril” is doing less scaring than a disk error
My head is throbbing from this game crap, I’ll have a lay down later
When I’m from this nerd and Overly Attached Game Player

AzuraiTemcev:
Thanks for altering the game, victory is now mine!
Not surprised you’re aching, frankly you lost your damn mind!
But, I can’t shake this odd feeling, my consciousness is losing
What’s going on? Cass...what are you doing?

Cass:
A double cross was forthcoming when my plan was complete
You’ve been drilling on my patience, and now it’s time to Unleash
You losers won’t be missing much with the lives you were living with
Ain’t talking Elder Scrolls when I say you’ll like Oblivion
I’ll be Disposing of Garbage like this boy’s Sonic toys
Design for SEGA? Honestly, you’re better off unemployed
Console-t Me, for data in this plain world of white
This will be your new lives, no use fighting, Azurai
We Pay this prison Forward, best say your farewells
As I tear you from this world, leaving two fleshy shells
Some Ordinary Gamers lost their lives with their wits
BEGINNING TRANSITION OF TWO KIDS INTO SUBJECTS 5 AND 6

Written by: MultiSuperVids
Beat by: Audio Network

Console Me vs Wii Are Twisted. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta.

silly match up i had to do for fun lol

Written by Alex the Beast & Freshy Kanal
Mixed by Freshy Kanal & Alex the Beast

Thumbnail by Jade

Cast:
Swedely as Batman
Alex the Beast as NF

Lyrics:
Rap Battle
NF

NF: (Real music)

VS
The Batman
BEGIN!


NF:
(YO.)
Been seeing the Changes your movies been making, they went down the drain, yeah
I’m getting impatient of waiting
Of seeing you capable, that is all vacant, your legacy’s fading
I Miss the Days When you were actually tasteful
I’ll bruise Bruce
And dude, we all got burdens, I hate em
But the black balloons you are carrying is your ratings on Rottentomatoes (YAH!)
Christian, but I’m sinning on this beat
Real from when I wake up to the time I go to sleep
Gave my life to this
I get timely
Year after year I’m cranking out hits (YAH)
Every second I’m inventing, what you innovated is tattered so shamelessly, good God
The goth from Gotham’s cold as rock but still a critical consensus flop

Batman:
Is that a taste tester for what’s to come? Was that meant to sound ill?
Your skill is lacking...I see your Intros have gone downhill
I need a Therapy Session after searching your Mansion for good Moments
Who knew The Search shows you use cinematic beats to compensate real emotion?
I’ll slap that black hat off your cocky head
Knock knock, you let the devil in
And by devil, I mean you meddle with
A shtick stripped from Eminem, just not delicate
Imagine creating the same album four times over...
...with a lack of maturation as you’ve gotten older
You’ll shred that reputation, Nathan!
You keep regurgitating, Nathan!
I’d say you’d leave your cred tainted, Nathan
But you have none to taint in the first place, Nathan!
Jumping ‘round rowdy crowds, dressed up like you’re representing Lost and Found
Turns out, “Real Music” is the only thing You Let Down.

NF:
(AY)
That verse was wack, man
Who taught you to run a track, man?
Who the hell says,“When I Grow Up I want to be Batman?”
An outcast born in squander
But I’m out now, feeling lovely
This is just makeup, why you shivering?
You afraid of clowns or something? (Heheheh)
Bars like a high kick
Raise a mosh pit
I’m honest
I keep it conscious
No vibes here
Rags to riches
With one sick drop I make misfits jump
I could dunk
On you and that sidekick
With me and myself pitched up
Get this done
And leave the attic in my Mansion once again shut

Batman:
Should’ve stayed a garbage man!
With what you jot down, you must be used to taking out the trash
You rap fast, that’s Real for certain, but one night in my city would make you gasp
Just ranting about your mommy and banging to simple beats to your own tune
Rapping to edgy little teenagers locking themselves away in their rooms
If pain are your drugs, I’ll drag you across the highway
My Batmobile knocks your shopping cart down the hill like it’s Black Friday!
Your singles are criminal, but that’s alright!
After all, I’m used to busting crime
Where’s your God now, Nathan?
Maybe should’ve prayed more for decent lines...

Who won?!
Who's next?!
You decide!
In the next...
...Rap Battle!

NF vs Batman // Rap Battle

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure VS Homestuck

john gaming

Jade as Jonathan Joestar
The Whiz as John Egbert
Mancha as DIO
Dee as Bec Noir

Jonathan Joestar:
I was having a nice honeymoon, but then you came to ruin it
Rina, hon, I’ll be right back. It’s fair to say I’ll do this quick
As you’re a geeky teen manipulated by troll girls
While you were chatting with lizards I was saving the whole world!
I may be a gentleman but here I’ve taken the offense
Those films you’ve watched rotted your mind, you’re brainless as Dio’s men!
With just ripples I’m a legend! You could hardly make a splash
As you’re a vanilla brat who couldn’t even leave me Scratched

John Egbert:
You’re almost like my planet, but you fail in certain ways
‘Cause you may blow like the Wind, but you suck at throwing Shade!
I spit sicker than your father. Testing me? Why even bother
Like the imps I’ve met, you’re fodder to my hammer-slamming slaughter!
So I hope you were expecting to be destroyed by my mallets
I’m gonna switch it up more than your whole show does with color palettes!
I’ll soar above your greatest feats with just a single Pchoo!
There’ll be no Phantom Blood to bust when you’re Wrinklefucked, dude!

Jonathan Joestar:
This daft airhead couldn’t scare anyone, not even Speedwagon
Your god tier’s more suited to me, as I’m a master of Hamon!
With my strength I bested Dio! So your defeat’s inevitable
You’ll find that JoJo’s nearly impenetra- (Jonathan gets impaled through the neck, chokes on his blood for the entirety of John’s verse)

John Egbert:
Geez, it didn’t take long for you to choke on your words
There’s no Zeppeli to save you here, best go prepare a hearse
Welp, I’ve reached my quest bed. Gotta go find my dad
Sayonara JoJo! Oh shit, I’ve been stabbed

Bec Noir:
Another dumb kid falls to my vicious attack
Now who’s the next weakling that’ll have their life Jacked?
Hey you! Yellow dude! Step out of the dark and face me
It seems you’d give The World for me to put you in your place, see

Dio Brando:
*sigh* Yet another bitch stands in my path?
You’re no Kujo to me! I’ll kick this canine’s ass!
I’ve rejected my humanity and swiftly slain JoJo
You thought you had found weak prey, but it was me! Dio!
 
Bec Noir:
Agh! I can’t stand more of this Insufferable Prick
You’ll be seeing Red for Miles once I’m done with you, dick!
While I’m mowing down hundreds, piling up mountains of bodies
You’re alone in Egypt, being chased by Joseph’s paparazzi!
You’re a tacky bloodsucker who I easily spit iller than
I’ve seen bigger threats in your world from squirrels controlled by Pillarmen
Try to best me all you like, the victor will stay me, though
So watch as Jack Black plays out Tenacious DIO!

Dio Brando:
Can you hurry it up? I’m getting bored of your raps
I’m not Maid of Time here, though I could freeze you in your tracks
You think bragging’s gonna threaten me? That’s quite the failed plan
I’m not scared of a chess piece who got beat by a mailman! 
You’re nothing but a whiny cur. Your whimpering just goes on!
Oh, boo hoo Jack! You had to put some fucking clothes on!
All your efforts were useless! I’m through with this clown!
I didn’t need Stand my ground to put a puppy dog down!

Written by Vivian
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Produced by Dansonn

Jonathan Joestar VS John Egbert | RAP BATTLE!

my first battle of the decade or my final battle of last decade? 🤔 who knows?

Dee as Bec Noir
Nekomancer as Dark Samus

Mixed by @freshy-kanal
Beat by Audio Network
Beat mixed by Jade and Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Jade
Written by Jade
Special thanks to Freshy Kanal, Dee, and Gengo!

BEC NOIR:
Jack: Ascends in the ring!
Blastin’ a Phazon who can bring nothin’ but a shitshow, murders worse than our King
Yet not as much Corruption as in their bugged-out game!
It’s the Sovereign Slayer, topplin’ Mayors ever since your franchise died right at our birth
Against the Slickest of Spades this bitch can't contain their Spade with the REAL Samus's turf
‘Cause when Black Beak’s at his rap peak, Jack brings a new tally to his hack streak
Attacking, your dark clique, 'till it's dissolved like your franchise: that weak!
An applique, of blood on the floor: black, white, red all over the checkerboard
Revel in this devil's sin, leveling dynasties 'till not even The Felt could settle the score!
And let’s take a comparison and see who really got Jacked up:
I’m prototyped!
Your prototype was so shit it got scrapped up!
Yet another weak kid for me to hack bad!
Nobody would abscond to your wack raps!
21 years since your franchise ended relevance: looks like we’re scoring BlackJack!

DARK SAMUS:
Best escape like you do your flushed counterpart, 'lest another's blood flow in a raging stream
I'm up against some crushed counter-art who went past their Prime in 2013
Scan complete!
This scam can feat naught but his displayed cowardice
I've seen more well-developed virtual wolf enemies in VR from Todd Howard, prick
So quit your barking, and zip it; quicker than in your mission
until your heart skipped it, like readers during the Intermission
Not Megido or Rundas, but this veto can fund this to once more freeze you in your trails, man
I mean, what can I say?
You took your checkmate to a fucking mailman!

BEC NOIR:
I can't understand a line you say, DS!
You're nothing but a trite cliché, DS!
Held high hopes for Metroid 'till Nintendo destroyed and sold it off for a quick buck on the DS!
So desist to this Dersite, ‘lest you’re another footstep in the dead piles
‘Till your blood trail grows so thick, deep, and long, they’ll call this battle Red Miles!
Powered by the Green Sun, but it’s YOU who should envy!
You’re nothing but, weak, son, I’m enthused to end thee
You’ll do more than Flip The Fuck Out, I’m rippin’ hearts out, so go and eat yours like you’re Dirk’s levy
You couldn’t even reach Villain Mode while I bend an entire nation’s force
'Cause your rapping fell even harder than Federation Force!

DARK SAMUS:
Got you on lock like your spire, no, can’t bust out in time like it’s your clock
Because the only time you gave fire flow was when you failed to give Bro a knock
‘Cause when you’re up against, this strain, your win’s not in the cards but, it’s strange
Attackin’ aliased, shitstains, leaves ‘em beat like their name was Ms. Paint!
I ascend harder than you could ever dream!
An ultimate forme you could never beat!
Achieve the op-Prospit of your Reckoning when I leave Dersites worse than surrendering!
Meanwhile, I’ve mastered corruption and ascended as a new god
And if my Force is Federational, then you’re garbage beyond Epilogue!
No need for plasma or Phazon when I euthanise this dog, see
Past reconciliation in praise as I make this prey pray
Thought you’d know from your owner about dogs getting cocky
But you allowed your own death just as you did to Jade

[never listen to my old battles] Bec Noir vs Dark Samus - Rap Battle! #7

Alex the Beast as Bakugo
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861

Azia as Megumin
https://soundcloud.com/user-804611078

Bakugo:
The A1 1-A Wonder's here to win! That's what heroes do!
So what'cha gonna do? Get Kazuma to carry you through this battle too?
How it’s her wish to have just one shot, I’ve got no clue, but it’s sure seemin’
This’ll be more of a bloodbath than your monthly Crimson Demons
Leave you resigned to your fate of being idolized by skeevy dweebs
No wonder you seem so popular -- you remind them of me!
Ding dong! The witch is dead! Put a bitch on blast then I'll head to class!
This time it was my explosions that left you face down in the grass!

Megumin:
It seems you broke a sweat! You better go put on some Old Spice
And comb your hair a bit, ‘least you’ll look nice when I ruin you like All-Might
Go crawl back to your mommy and cease your unsightly bawling
Cuz I’ll rename you Baku-gone when I beat you rap battle brawling!
You’re neither number one nor hero, have Ectoplasm do the after-math
Even Plus Ult-ra! you’ll stay at Ground Zero when you factor wrath
You’re worse than both Mineta and Endeavor together, although
Nothing will convince me that you’re not a tsundere, b...Baka-go!

Bakugo:
Don’t be Shoto and leave this half-assed, I can tell you’re holding back!
Any self-respecting wizard wouldn’t make Intelligence her dump stat!

Megumin:
Combine your hissing, blowing fuses, self-destructive attitudes and
your obsession with Izuku means that you’re a creeper! Aw man!

Bakugo:
I don’t even know what you mean, Megu! Launch one attack and you drop like Deku!
Swallow your pride and eat your words like a frog, or else I’m gonna have to Tsu-you!
It’s gonna be a blast I’ll revel in, you know my every stat is min-maxed
While you spend time castle levelin’, you can’t out-class me when you’ve collapsed
You’re stuck in ih-sucky Quartet, with an idiot, waste, and a masochist
And even she would be crying in pain when I’m launching all of these nasty hits
You see for me, it’s easy to crack both mind and body of a porcelain girl
Wiping you off of the face of the Earth is My Blessing on this Wonderful World

Megumin:
But I’ve got the drop on you! You know I’m rockin’ like Uravity!
I guess she taught you how to spit a diss with Zero Gravity
You win a tournament and whine? Aye-oh! Gotta let go of your pride!
Or your ego’s going to go up in your face like it’s Dy-na-mite!
I combine my deep crimson with darkness blacker than black
Man-a up and quit trying to kill your friends ; only villains do that!
It’s an understatement to say Kacchan is gonna be toast when
My Hero Macadamia, this nut gets roasted by EXPLOSIONNN!

Bakugo vs Megumin - URBoF #14

Rap battles, Covers, Memes. Just a simple life. :)

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