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Grumpy Cat vs Nyan Cat

Nyan Cat Vs. Grumpy Cat

Pax•Am Days out now - Download on iTunes: http://smarturl.it/FOBPaxAmDays

PAX AM Days

Love, Sex, Death

PLEASE DL HERE! 

Sexting (Unplugged)

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Little Einsteins Mix

☁ official remix for the v talented Melanie Martinez ☁ 

available on iTunes on July 22nd through Atlantic Records
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TOUR DATES:
4/10/2019 - Washington, DC - 9:30 Club 
4/11/2019 - Philadelphia, PA - Union Transfer 
4/12/2019 - Boston, MA - House of Blues - Boston 
4/13/2019 - New York, NY - Terminal 5 
4/17/2019 - South Burlington, VT - Higher Ground Ballroom 
4/18/2019 - Montreal, QC - Theatre Fairmount 
4/19/2019 - Toronto, ON - Velvet Underground 
4/20/2019 - Detroit, MI - Majestic Theatre 
4/21/2019 - Grand Rapids, MI - The Intersection 
4/23/2019 - Columbus, OH - The Bluestone 
4/24/2019 - Indianapolis, IN - The Vogue 
4/25/2019 - Madison, WI - Majestic Theatre 
4/26/2019 - Chicago, IL - Concord Music Hall 
4/27/2019 - Minneapolis, MN - The Loft at Skyway Theatre 
5/1/2019 - Kansas City, MO - The Truman 
5/2/2019 - Denver, CO - Ogden Theatre 
5/4/2019 - Salt Lake City, UT - The Depot 
5/5/2019 - Boise, ID - Knitting Factory Concert House 
5/6/2019 - Missoula, MT - The Wilma 
5/8/2019 - Vancouver, BC - Venue 
5/9/2019 - Seattle, WA - Showbox SoDo 
5/10/2019 - Portland, OR - Roseland Theater 
5/11/2019 - Eugene, OR - McDonald Theatre 
5/14/2019 - San Louis Obispo, CA - Fremont Theater 
5/15/2019 - Sacramento, CA - Ace of Spades 
5/16/2019 - Santa Cruz, CA - The Catalyst 
5/17/2019 - San Francisco, CA - Warfield 
6/1/2019 - Los Angeles, CA - Shrine Expo Hall 

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Buy on iTunes

Melanie Martinez - Dollhouse (Jai Wolf Remix)

Nyan Cat Vs. Grumpy Cat - ANIMEME RAP BATTLES

Nyan Cat Vs. Grumpy Cat - Animeme Rap Battles

Five Nights At Freddy's 2 - Hide And Seek (Nightcore)

Free Download!

Diplo - Revolution (Autolaser Remix)

Not my music, just could never find the actual C&C remix of the song on here.

Artist: Cool&Create

I'll gladly take it down if someone shows me a link to this song on here and/or kindly asks me to do so.

[Cool&Create] Phantom Ensemble

Rap battle nean cat vs grumpy cat

I've seen multiple "sans" tracks for Undertoad's Mario pop up here and there, and while I do appreciate that, I don't think the song's format really fit Mario as a character. So here's my take on it. Went for a more upbeat style and added some steely drums.

Curious about Undertoad? You can check it out here! ---> http://reddit.com/r/undertoad

Undertoad - It's-a-me!

Grumpy Cat Vs. Nyan Cat - RAP BATTLE

http://bit.ly/HARLEMSHAKE

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Harlem Shake

Baauer - Harlem Shake

Download/Stream: http://maddecent.fm/harlemshake
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Mixed by Curt from Flosstradamus

The love child of Brooklyn and the Internet, Baauer was born out of noise. A sound that began steeped in the 4/4 dance tradition, slowly took on hip hop tendencies until the two became one. Influenced heavily by southern hip-hop and UK bass sounds, Baauer has found himself smack dab in the middle of the electronic renaissance. He is the delectable fusion of future-crunk and leather shaken aggressively in a bottle for years and has only just opened the top to pour the mixture out.

Harlem Shake his been featured on almost every Diplo and Friends mix to date including Diplo, Brodinski, and Flosstradamus as well as being featured in Rustie's Lastest Essential mix!

Download/Stream

Baauer-Harlem Shake

A little 95 BPM Trap Edit I did of thrift shop. 



Macklemore - Thrift Shop (Psychic Type Trap Edit)

"Sex And Violence"

You're so submissive,
I'll get you in position
I'm on a mission,
Hot sex in the kitchen
Now that's just bitchin',
I know cute lookin'
Start your invasion
Ultra sex sensation

Deep throat me girl and rule my world,
Be my scene queen and live the American Dream.
There's blood on the dance floor,
It's 1984
We're rocking kangaroos,
And sippin' on Mountain Dew

It's just the way we fuck,
It's the way we cut
(sex and violence)
Ultraviolet

Doctor, doctor,
be my lover
take this knife
and end my life.

It's just the way we fuck,
It's the way we cut
(sex and violence)
Ultraviolet

Oh Doctor, doctor,
be my lover
take this knife
and end my life.

Fuck me
Rape me
Take me
Blow me [x4]

So fuck the pain away,
Make it all okay
this life is plastic,
I hide in sunglasses
I'll wear my mac,
And give you my heart attack
I'll slice you, I'll dice you,
Serve you up in drive through

You fucking carbon copy,
Your style is so sloppy
So take it with ease,
You'll never be me.
My style is wild,
forever and ever
I'll leave you secered,
Beggin' for my pleasure

Sex and Violence

"Money And Hoes"

[Verse 1:]
I Got Money And Hoes
In Different Area Codes
I Walk Down The Block
They Want My Cock
I'm Flashing My Bling
There Sucking My Ding
Asphxiation Prescription Perfection
So I Walk Up To The Bar
Looking Like A Star
When Diamonds And Ice
Look O So Nice
Hi I'm Danger!
Hi I'm Gangster!
Hi I'm Mighter Than
Any Power Ranger!

[Chorus: x2]
I Got Money And Hoes
In Different Area Codes
I Walk Down The Block
They Want What I Got
I Got Money And Hoes
In Different Area Codes
I Walk Down The Block
I Get What I Want!

[Verse 2:]
Don't Even Dare
You Can't Fucking Compare
You Best Prepare
I'm About To Declair
My Money Affair
Will Be Your Worst Nightmare
Your Rap Is Whack
So Lay Off The Crack
Just Follow Me
And Be Obscene
Leave Parents Feeling
Disgusting
So Honey! Get Some Money!
Fuck Me Like A Playboy Bunny

[Chorus: x2]
I Got Money And Hoes
In Different Area Codes
I Walk Down The Block
They Want What I Got
I Got Money And Hoes
In Different Area Codes
I Want Down The Block
I Get What I Want!

[Bridge:]
Make Love Not War
More Stellar Than Star Wars
I'm So Epic
My Collection Is Eclitic
If The Price Is Right
You'll Be Mine Tonight
I'm From The Streets Bitch
And I'm Hood Rich
My Grill Is So Ill
It'll Make Your Titties Spill
Ya I Kill Bill
So Lay Off My Thrill

[Chorus: x2]
I Got Money And Hoes
In Different Area Codes
I Walk Down The Block
They Want What I Got
I Got Money And Hoes
In Different Area Codes
I Walk Down The Block
I Get What I Want!

Money and Hoes

"Let's Start a Riot"

Slash, gash, terror, whore
I like you better on the floor,
Sock it to me, ultra hot,
Danger, danger, on the spot
On the bed, give me head
Make you scream, candy cream
Scene sluts like it super rough, thats the way they like to fuck,
I like to twirk, I like to hurt,
Bitch dont make me fucking work,
Ill lick it up, ill suck it up,
Now get on the floor, lets fuck it up
Now make your way into my room,
And ill whip out my Dr. Doom,
(uh, what the fuck?)
Bitch just shut up and suck,
Lets rock our bodies in time into the beat,
And you can feel it as we turn up the heat,
I need to feel myself inside you so deep,
Lets rock our bodies in time into the beat,
And you can feel it as we turn up the heat,
I need to feel myself inside you so deep,
Uh uh, I like it rough
Uh uh, Ill give it tough,

Uh uh, Ill make you bust,
Uh uh, I like it rough
Uh uh, Ill give it tough,
Uh uh, Ill make you bust,
Lets start a riot!
Lets start a riot!
Lets start a riut!
Its like a porno flick, I just cant stop this hit,
Im poppin some explicit shit,
Im pure tripple x, Redefine ultra sex,
Even your girlfriend says (hes the best)
Im just a naturalistic, superstylistic, fashion addicted, glamour inflicted,
Text me nudes from your sidekick,
(Like oh my god Becky, did you see his dick?)
Theres blood on the dance floor,
Well bring it once more,
Cant stop until we drop,
Cant stop until we pop,
Theres blood on the dance floor,
Well bring it once more,
Cant stop until we drop,
Cant stop until we pop,
Lets start a riot!
Lets start a riot!

Grumpy Cat vs Nyan Cat

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