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As GUS and SHAWN watch this exchange on television, Gus with baited breath, Shawn is disgusted...
SHAWN
You see? This is why--
GUS Shusssiizziitt!
(CONTINUED)

PSYCH - Episode #2002 - "American Duos" - Network Draft - 3/30/07 3. CONTINUED:
SHAWN
You’re shushing me? For reality
television? Are you serious--
GUS Shuuuuuussssss!
SHAWN Dude --
GUS Shzzt!!
Shawn recoils, slightly disturbed. The show goes to commercial. As the American Duos logo pops up, Gus finally takes his eyes off the screen.
GUS (CONT’D)
Rule one, Shawn, no talking during
Duos.
SHAWN
Gus, use the pause button once,
please, for the love of Lori Loughlin. Why did we get TiVo if we don’t fast forward and I’m never allowed to stop for commentary?
GUS
The show is intended to be watched
straight through, there’s a rhythm--
SHAWN
Like when they do the personal
segments about how they were born in a giant corn silo and named all their pigs after characters from Big Valley -- you’re right, it’s like really, really good jazz.
Suddenly, the phone rings. Shawn jumps up.
GUS
Whoa, no calls either.
SHAWN
Gus this show is nothing more than
a knock off of the other knock off of the other knock off show. They’ve got the standard cranky Brit, the crazy former pop star. How many of these processed shows are you going to get suckered into? PSYCH - Episode #2002 - "American Duos" - Network Draft - 3/30/07 4. CONTINUED: (2)
GUS
The contestants in this one are
DUOS, which makes it way more compelling because they have to mesh, become one soul, like V-ger and Stephen Collins in Star Trek I, and... they’re shooting in Santa Barbara this year so it more than compensates.
(it rings again)
Don’t you dare answer that.
SHAWN
(looking at caller i.d.)
It’s Juliet.
(Gus won’t budge)
She might be bleeding and in a ditch.
GUS
She’s not in a ditch.
SHAWN
Then maybe she’s lonely and in the
shower. Either way it’s a win, except for the ditch one...
GUS
(still mulling the
imagery)
She has a shower phone?
SHAWN
I certainly hope so.
He answers. Listens for one second.
SHAWN (CONT'D) We’ll be there.
INT. SANTA BARBARA POLICE STATION - NIGHT
Shawn and Gus enter, JULIET meets them outside the Chief’s office. The guys are still bickering.
SHAWN
Gus, seriously, I’m cancelling the
TiVo. No more frame by frame, no more “Ghost Cat.”
GUS I recorded that
SHAWN Then why didn’t
three months?
by accident!

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