Chugga, Chug, Chuggin! 

verse 1
Hey there, lonely one.
I hear you loud and clear.
I’ve been right where you are,
and I trembled with fear.

verse 2
I was shaky, I was quaky,
didn’t know what to do.
without my smokes I’m flaky.
then my LOVE left me too!

chorus
All I can say, is there’s a better way!
Don’t turn to drink,
and don’t start druggin’
All you need is lottsa huggin’!

Don’t even risk, a drop to drink.
Next thing you know, you’ll be
“Chugga, Chug, Chuggin’!”

verse 3
I tried to be my own doctor.
A high-"Dunce-ity" mistake!
I’m the King of Knuckleheads!
It’s what I do for Heaven’s sake!

verse 4
Being a self-directed pharma,
Never worked out in the past.
I thought, “NO FOUL, NO HARMA!"
Had to heal that 12 gauge blast.

[bridge]
Plan a picnic, what a day!
Invite a friend, NOT a Hugger Mugger!
Bring Allen Carr’s,
“The Easy Way.”


[chorus]
All I can say, is there’s a better way!
Don’t turn to drink,
and don’t start druggin’
All you need is lottsa huggin’!

Interlude
Don’t even risk, a drop to drink.
Next thing you know, you’ll be

“Chugga, Chug, Chuggin’!
Chugga, Chug, Chuggin'!
Chugga, Chug, Chuggin'!
Chugga, Chug. Chug!"

"CHUGGA CHUG, GUZZZLE!
CHUGGA CHUG, GUZZZLE!
CHUGGA CHUG, GUZZZLE!
GUZZLE. GUZZLE GUZZLE!"

chorus
All I can say, is there’s a better way!
Don’t turn to drink,
and don’t start druggin’
All you need is lottsa huggin’!

Don’t even risk, a drop to drink.

Next thing you know, you’ll be
“Chugga, Chug, Chuggin’!
Chugga, Chug, Chuggin’!
Chugga, Chug, Chuggin’!”

“You’ll be alright!
This too shall pass.”

What a Fool Believes (2006 Remaster)

The Doobie Brothers