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SoundCloud meme collection part 21.

Survived the last tragedy. Don't worry i will deliver with what i promised soon. It will include only the highest echelon of memes from 1-20.

Memes 21

memesterpieces 3

Takyon Circulation

OFFICIAL SOUNDCLOUD:
https://soundcloud.com/apollocph

GUGGI/APOLLO FACEBOOK PAGE:
www.facebook.com/apollocph
Det hvide guld også kaldet narkoens kaviar ..

TRACK:
1. Not The One (Feat. Caroline Harrison) - Neelix (Spin Twist Records)
2. Orchestra - Interactive Noise (Spin Twist Records)
3. Wild Wild West (Groovaholik & Mandragora Bootleg) - Mandragora (Alien Records)
4. Tomorrow - Capital Monkey & Klopfgeister (Spin Twist Records)
5. Ami & Tami - Upgrade (UP Records Australia)
6. Dead Or Alive - Hi Profile (Yellow Sunshine Explosion)

ENJOY!

GUGGI - DET HVIDE GULD //FREE DOWNLOAD//

Fuck MDMA

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| | Number 1 on Hype M | | 

♥ on HYPEM: http://smarturl.it/SNBRN50CentHypeM

After two back to back HypeM #2 charting releases, SNBRN returns with a funky remix of 50 Cent’s timeless classic “21 Questions.” Turn up the volume, stand up, chill and twist the lye because this nu disco revision will keep you bumping through the summer.  

“I came across 21 questions a few weeks ago and I thought to myself, I have to remix this track. I wanted to create a fusion of nu disco meets hip hop while still keeping the flow of the vocals. The result was a bouncy, funky remix. Hope you guys enjoy this summer revival and remember to stay burnt.” - SNBRN  

Listen:  http://smarturl.it/SNBRN21Questions	

Support from: Bixel Boys & Brazzabelle

SNBRN:

http://snbrn.com
https://facebook.com/iamsnbrn
https://twitter.com/snbrnmusic
https://instagram.com/snbrnmusic
https://soundcloud.com/snbrn

50 Cent - 21 Questions (SNBRN Remix)

Kælenavne Og Komplimenter

How is this account still getting plays, likes, and reposts?

Through The Patricks And Stars

i feel like this has been done but i couldn't be bothered to search more than 2 minutes

Ice Ice Polkka

Death Erection

original by triple-q. He wont post it on soundcloud (probably due to copyright issues.)so i did. i do not own anything all artistic material belongs to respective owners. check out triple q on his youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/TripleKyun
youtube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk5cuDMADrI
Songs used:
"Wonderwall" - Oasis
"Okaeri" - Murakawa, Sakura, Asumi, and Koiwai

Nyanderwall

Mario and Luigi repost in the wrong Jungle

Lyrics:

OKAY, this my shit
White girls be on my dick
Few times I've been around that track
So these white girls are in my asscrack
'Cause I don't like fuckin' black girls
I don't like fuckin' black girls

Few times I've been around that track
So these white girls are in my asscrack
'Cause I don't like fuckin' black girls
I don't like fuckin' black girls
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit

I heard that you fuck black girls
And I know black girls have fucked up pussies
Niggas hear you fuckin' black girls, bitch you can suck a black dick
So I'm ready to die, gonna hang myself
Gonna FUCK white BEES, gonna park my car
That's right, put your hard-R's down, like there's a penis in my asshole

Few times I've been around that track
So these white girls are in my asscrack
'Cause I don't likefuckin' black girls
I don't like fuckin' black girls
Few times I've been around that track
So these white girls are in my asscrack
'Cause I don't likefuckin' black girls
I don't like fuckin' black girls
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
My dick is in this Asian dude
In PETA with some short dicks, penises all over me
In PETA with some short dicks, penises all over me 
In PETA with some short dicks, penises all over me
In PETA with some short dicks, penises all over me  

Few times I've been around that track
So these white girls are in my asscrack
'Cause I don't like fuckin' black girls
I don't like fuckin' black girls
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
(Okay)This my shit, this my shit
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Inspired by Hollatak Girl(@c4g), and sequel to Gambino Goes Full Racist which was inspired by Gambino Says The N Word (@how2bepic).

Also, the "PETA with some short dicks, penises all over me" was used from this (which I fucking love):
https://soundcloud.com/richter-is-dead/i-joined-soundcloud-right-after-the-childish-gambino-phase-gimme-at-least-one-shitty-mix

don't forget to unfollow

Hollablack Girls

all other metal that isnt nu metal is the worst music

nu metal is the best music

Hey There Monika

She Will Be Photographed

edit 1: OKAY HOW DAFUQ DID I GET 14 LIKES, 11 REPOSTS AND FUCKING 102 PLAYS?! is it's good i srsly don't know
edit 2: 306 PLAYS, 35 LIKES AND FUCKING 18 REPOSTS?! Jesus you guys are making me blush owo
edit 3: okay now for real how tf did i get noticed by senpais
edit 4: why are you allfucking liking this the full version is out lol

yes ma broda megalo queen clap *clucking*

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*Well, if it isn't the non believer boy.
*I have to say, I'm quite impressed of your journey so far.
*But now it's over.
*This long journey finishes here.
*I spit on you.
*This is for the Queen. For Uganda! FOR MY BRODAS
*THIS IS MY UGANDAN PRIDE!!!

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just made that real quick lol

(I WILL FINISH THIS BECAUSE YES) [No AU] UGANDAN PRIDE

If anyone tries to tell you Waluigi isn't the best Mario character you correct them immediately.

Side Note: Thanks to Bucko for the feedback whilst making this :D

It Was Acceptable For Waluigi

New core and the streak of mashups don't stop.

Also I got reposted by @smug-memeing-doggo and now my notifications are on fire. Woo!

I really really really really really really like Sonic Mania

Saw a funny craigslist ad for this and had to read it

[full text]

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that’s hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let’s talk about features.

Bluetooth: nope

Sunroof: nope

Fancy wheels: nope

Rear view camera: nope...but it’s got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn’t give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do:

Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes

Rent a car: it IS a car

This car’s got history. It’s seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It’s not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

Interesting facts:

This car’s exterior color is gray, but it’s interior color is grey.

In the owner’s manual, oil is listed as “optional.”

When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary “Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla”

You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.

Favorite food: spaghetti

Favorite tv show: Alf

Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It’s as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It’s as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, “It’s a Corolla. It’s fine.”

Let’s face the facts, this car isn’t going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn’t the car you want, it’s the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

[Reading] 1999 Toyota Corolla Craigslist ad

hello guys!

here's my new song called 'float'! i wrote it trying to write a jpop song and the outcome is a lot different from what i expected lol but not in a bad way. it's nice to have a change of pace and do something that makes you get out of your comfort zone again. writing this was actually a lot of fun and a lot of frustration haha. i hope you guys like it!

love you all ♡

yt stream: https://youtu.be/Kd4iO2V0yPk

Stream/Download

Float

hello guys!!

this is my new song, "thoughtless", an piano/orchestral piece. i wrote this with much less time than i usually would because i was at anime expo and am still going to anime expo right now haha. so trying to find the time to write was difficult. i would come home tired from the con and wouldn't be work on anything. but that taught me more about time management and many other things. anyways, working on this was fun, and i hope you guys like it! im gonna go straight to the con after uploading this haha.

love you all ♡

yt stream: https://youtu.be/6W0hOsMtaLY

Thoughtless

hi guys!

this is my new song, 'home'! a sort of chill orchestral song i wrote. i wanted to relax this week so i wrote a relaxing song^^. i had a lot of fun writing this as i recorded a lot of stuff on my desk for the percs on this song. it was kinda inspired by jacob collier to do that. i loved experimenting with the recordings to make some cool foley stuff. this song was a cool little experience c: i hope you guys like it!

love you all ♡

Home

Despacito Number 5

Inspired by https://soundcloud.com/duuzu's track: (https://soundcloud.com/duuzu/i-like-a-quick-truck)

( Get the songs used here:

"Two Trucks"
https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/two-trucks

"I Love It"
https://open.spotify.com/album/185Tm1g5U7eMOrm3m9SQUh )

Two Sick Trucks

This track comes from the 2007 Xbox 360 game, THE iDOLM@STER. I have no idea what an "iDOLM@ASTER" is, but it sounds nice.

SEPTEMBER MY WAY!!!

setting the bar low while i can
expect a lot more down the pipeline

obligatory welcome to my soundcloud post

I made this in 5 minutes im sorry. Everyone here are posting their epic september mashups and here I am making garbage lol. Happy 21st of September :D

September Is Dead

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Despacito Number 5

Dream Scheme