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MHRAP - Tipo Capitão Pátria (The Boys) 🇺🇸
https://youtu.be/DKEcv6lc2ao

-=-   FICHA TÉCNICA   -=-

Letra e Voz - MHRAP
Beat, Mix e Master - Sidney Scaccio
Capa (Não Oficial) - ZNX


-=-   LETRA   -=-

*(INTRODUÇÃO)* - 0:03

(Aan)
Olhem para cima, essa luz emana de um deus (eu sou um deus)
O único homem no céu, cê sabe, só tem eu (só tem eu)

Se mexe com o Pátria
Protesta, discorda, me vaia (me vaia)
Só de abrir os olhos faço cês virar torrada (torrada)
Cês se assustam com minha cara
Pareço psicopata
Eu lidero os 7, comando essa porra
De capa nóis voa, invade sua área (área)


*(REFRÃO)* - 0:27

Eles falam que o Capitão Pátria é sempre o mais insano
Nós meus olhos mira laser, te desintegrando
Eu sou gringo mano, americano, meu país tá no comando
Meu rank só aumentando, eu tô voando, aterrissando

Sou psicopata pô, pega a visão de calor
Pátria amada idolatrada, adivinha quem chegou?
Imprensa me aclamou, indefeso me chamou
Tá tudo sob controle, Homelander tem o voo

Se amarra nos famoso
Só jogando laser traçante nos filho da (uh, uh, uh)
Meu punho te rasga e remorso eu não tenho nenhum

Sádico, frio, só de ver cê repara
Mato geral, não me importo com nada
Cegueta eu reboco no tapa!
Seu avião cai, mas o Pátria não salva


*(VERSO I)* - 0:56

Agora pensando bem, é melhor cê pular
Se não pular, eu te jogo, vadia!
Quem quer me ver voando com a Luz Estrela?
Calma bebê, só vou te mostrar a vista

Cê escondeu meu pai de mim, Black Noir?
Sério mesmo isso, mano? Você tá mandado!
Era pra você tá vivo, agora ficou fodido
Magoei, é sobre isso, cê devia ter contado

Esse Trem-Bala não passa de um gordo
Profundo, mó jack, tá comendo polvo
Ashley, sério? Tira essa peruca
E mostra pro mundo seu crânio de ovo


*(PONTE)* - 1:17

Quem pega essa bitch? É o Capitão Pátria!
Quem joga laser? É o Capitão Pátria!
Quem faz a grana? É o Capitão Pátria
Pátria, Pátria, Pátria, Pátria!

Quem salva essa city? É o Capitão Pátria!
Quem acaba com o crime? É o Capitão Pátria!
Pega a mina do Billy? É o Capitão Pátria
Pátria, Pátria, Pátria, Pátria!


*(VERSO II)* - 1:31

Experimento da Vought
Fui inserido no plano do Composto V
Com isso eu me tornei forte
Com habilidades que eu sei que só eu posso ter

Imitação barata, diz que uso capa
Nem com Billy e Hughie cê tem o macete
Soldier Boy babaca, diz que a força é fraca
Cê não entende nada, é que eu sou o upgrade

Além de um deus, estrela de cinema
Super força, raio X, audição
Homelander sobrevoa, poder ecoa
Eu represento a nação!

É que eu não sou como vocês
É que eu sou bem maior
Sempre fui superior
Por isso que eu sou o melhor! (Yeeh)

Os verdadeiros heróis são vocês
E esse é o lema que eu tenho passado
Mas se soubessem o que eu penso, cês tariam vendo
Não passam de um passo de bando de otários

Na realidade, foda-se pra humanidade
Popularidade, eu só ligo pra fama
Só faço aquilo que eu quiser fazer
Dane-se o dever, geral me ama!

Eles vivem tentando me chantagear
Pra minha fama cair e pra pontuação zerar
Mas se eu não for amado eu vou ser temido em todo lugar
E a mídia na minha mira, tudo e todos vou deletar! (Aaah)

E se eu não vencer o Soldier Boy?
Pa-para de choramingar!
Cê vai chegar monstro naquele arrombado
E passar o laser até atravessar! (Yah, yah)

Seu maior fracasso? Isso é profundo
Mas que se foda
Eu sou o maior herói do mundo
(Hahaha)


*(PONTE)* - 2:43

Quem pega essa bitch? É o Capitão Pátria!
Quem joga laser? É o Capitão Pátria!
Quem faz a grana? É o Capitão Pátria
Pátria, Pátria, Pátria, Pátria!

Quem salva essa city? É o Capitão Pátria!
Quem acaba com o crime? É o Capitão Pátria!
Pega a mina do Billy? É o Capitão Pátria
Pátria, Pátria, Pátria, Pátria! (Yeh)


*(REFRÃO)* - 2:57

Eles falam que o Capitão Pátria é sempre o mais insano
Nós meus olhos mira laser, te desintegrando
Eu sou gringo mano, americano, meu país tá no comando
Meu rank só aumentando, eu tô voando, aterrissando



*Limite de caracteres*

Tipo Capitão Pátria

Tipo Capitão Pátria 🇺🇸 (The Boys) | Prod. Sidney Scaccio | MHRAP

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Suction Cup Man • Verse 1: (8 Bars)

Hey, I wrote you a song!

“Suction Cup Man’s coming around and you know he’s getting lit!
Stinkermeaner’s a whiny old little bitch who ain’t getting shit!”
Now typically, I leave dummies like my cups; red as shit
But honestly, you’re more like a plunger, cus you can’t get a grip! (YUH!)

So whadday ya, gay? Why did you step on those jays and then ask for a run back? 
Had the crowd shouting ya name, then you got sent to your grave? (heh) DUMBASS
You tried to walk up until Robert rocked you, now ya soul went to hell saying “look at me go!”
The difference between you and me going under? The devils not currently FUCKING MY SOUL

Stinkmeaner • Verse 1: (8 Bars)

White boys mocking my shit, y’all mad at me? they can suck my dick 
Buddy ain’t climbing the ranks, cus ya climbings rank, imma tower all over yo shit
I’m not a villain, I’m a cancer that got cancer, now I’m stuck
You really picking fights with the handicapped? bros ableist…BUT I’M ABLE TO FUCK HIM UP

(AY, AY) Bro’s washed like Cinch (AY, AY) The fuck did you think?
(AY, AY) Can’t call me gay, when you filled all the holes in your life with dicks!
Rippin’ off South Park, shit couldn’t be me, boy, I look too clean, nobody can stop it
Since you like to blow missiles, come and climb my red rocket!

Suction Cup Man • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

(Oh-ho-ho-ho!) Don’t do-si-do with ME, Grandpa, professional hating’s ya damn job
I can do anything, fuck the damn law! Bitch, you struggle with putting ya pants on!
And like honestly, unc, what the fuck is ya problem? You go around screaming out “fuck life!”
You’re a dick! *strumming* so why don't ya suck mine!!! (BITCH!)

Suction Cup Man can’t be remade or replaced by the CIA (YUH!)
While you were recreated in a day and not one thing changed (NOPE!)
So come back with a better plan, cus I can NEVER get smoked (NEVER!)
Till then, I’ll see ya when I’m back in Hell: LOOK AT ME GO! (HAHAHA!)

Stinkmeaner • Verse 1: (8 Bars)

You sung yo sawn song but I want an encore, RUN IT BACK!
‘Fore I strum that ukulele a full note up ya’ ass!
Trust there’s layers to this shit, cus on a track, I’m mixing
I got moves like Mike Tyson, you got beat by a pigeon! 

Should’ve stuck to plushie, ya big softie, now I’ll leave you open
Barbecue a flank of unseasoned meat, cus boy, I’ll freakin’ smoke ‘em
I ain’t NEVER lost a single battle yet, and that’s on fonum
Never put a white boy ‘gainst a DEMON in a nigga moment! (ya BITCH!)

Well fuck you! 
The fuck? Fuck you!
Fuck you too!
Fuck you three!
Wha-you can’t just steal my schtick, fuck you!
Aww you gonna get mad? Fuck you!
…
…
ya motha’

Stinkmeaner vs. Suction Cup Man • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

Ego as Granny 
Ego as Grandpa
TheToppo as The Warden
Beat by: Sapjer and Bross
Written by: Ego, lowkdoodles and jordy
Mixed by: jordy
Cover art by: Cidisswo

LYRICS:

EGO RAP BATTLES!!!!

GRANNY!!!!

VS!!!!

THE WARDEN!!!!

BEGIN!!!!

[Granny]
(laughs) ugh I am your granny, this hack I am hacking and slashing 
And with this bat, your head I will bash in, show you im batshit, like pepper spray: can it
Downloads go up like attics, The Warden, oh hes just so rancid
And on the track, im dropping bear traps, so how could you match up? you’re already half dead
You should respect your elders, or join the rest of my helpers (Hhh, hhh)
Is it a suprise that I’m better? The one with the spider came up on the web first
Beware, granny is no fable, I’m heavy metal like a Granny smithing table
You wont find MY keys, Warden, wanna play hide and seeeeeek?
Aint one to be played with, I keep the player in the basement
But with the way your updates went, you left your fans in the deep dark, but that aint what your player base meant!
Want a war then warden? Battle me, you’re cooked
Make like angelene and book
And you shouldn’t feel too bad you haven’t any ears
You havent made noise in the fandom in years
After this bat-tery its lights out, unless you want you be ground, you should burrow back into it right now
And the only reason that you got more power than the enderdragon is that in the end you're draggin all your fights out
You couldn't beat me with your TV tropes, sir 
Keep your E rating I’ll stick with DV Loper
You got 2 verses left so try to talk back
And we’ll who’s really immune to knockback

[Warden]
Yo granny it’s past your bedtime
Lay victims to bed but you can’t lay a rhyme
I’m glad that I’m blind so I cant see your games shit design
Your textures are more pixelated than mine
Your names funny, youre not a grandma, youre a dang mummy
In your lil’ red santa hat, feeling all festive-like
Watch me grab my catalyst and check it twice *skulk sound*
For like 5 days, you were trending
Then you went to shit like your franchise took the sewer ending
I dug out, when you’re up to bat
Its ironic, a Grammy would suck at rap (ahh)
And If I were you, Id be driven
Instead of cars, to fix your lighting engine
No eyes, one look at me scares all the children
You’re a phone game, I'm THE out of pocket addition
Slendrina, I’ll take you to school
But like your model they should have gave you the boot
And I wouldn’t sweater, go back to your knitting club, 
Tick me off and the grandfather is getting clocked
You would eat crow in a cage fight 
This is your last chance, like day 5 
Couldn’t even hit your own target audience
Out of ammo and aimless, as your AI 

[Grandpa and Granny]
(AHA!) No wrench but you might be screwed
Better bolt or ill send you the “ICU” 
When I swing it you know it’s such a sweet sensation
Even Marky Mark rapped better good vibrations
I’ve never heard a verse that left me more bored
Best watch your step like The Creaking. Floorboards.
Can’t you see why you Diana (die and i) live?
If you don’t want smoke, than stay out the crib!

[Warden]
We both have underground societies
But your following is counting down, like hide and seek
Your dental plan’s a disturbing signt
Use them white pearl eyes for some pearly whites
Hit the cutting room floor, once the remakes phased you out
Kids left you behind and now the retirement home is granny’s house

Granny vs The Warden (Minecraft) - Ego Rap Battles

Some of the lines were changed for the final version and the beat isn’t edited in this one.

Granny vs The Warden (DEMO)

► CREDITS:

littleflecks as Feathers McGraw

Matt Raichous as Mojo Jojo

Narrator voiced by Alchemyking

Written by Theme Park Avenue

Mojo Jojo Art by Luke Reardon

Feathers McGraw Art by TreToonzz

Beat Prod. by Teimunity

Mixed by Serena


Cover Art by JK03


►LYRICS:

Mojo Verse 1 

Ah, the chicken from the wanted posters, I have been expecting you
I heard you were in Townsville and knew you would need to rent a room

And that is why I, Mojo Jojo, made that stupid ad
To lure you to my lair, and you have fallen right into my trap

Because you are here, you are in my presence and defenseless
I will beat you with my battle raps and have you apprehended

And collect the bounty money to help fund my plan to conquer the Earth
Then finish my breakfast, but the chicken comes first (evil laugh)


Feathers Verse 1 

Alright, the glove is coming off (What?!)
Yeah, I’m not a chicken but I’m certainly the cock of the walk

No other robber’s on the watch of every copper in the county
Man, I’m worth a thousand pounds, you’ve taken several thousand poundings

From the Wonder Triplets you seek to destroy, but even with your freakish toys
You still have weaker evil ploys than the Amoeba Boys

You tried a million plans but always wound up overpowered
You couldn’t even get a leg up with the right trousers


Mojo Verse 2

No, this cannot be, I wrote both of my verses
Based on the fact that I assumed you were a chicken, cuuuuurses

Mwahaha, I am now well-versed in your movie roles
Though you have very little material, like your studio!

You try to fly solo, but on your own you are no menace
You just met some random cheesehead and depend on his inventions

You cannot take the heat, for when your plans go off course
You start sweating like a pig, resembling mojo pork

You had an excellent plot, till it went off the rails and then you were caught
I shall refer to you as Fettered McGraw

That is to say you were a failure, your scheme was ineffective
It was thwarted, foiled, prevented! Well, actually, maybe not prevented, uhh

But you went to jail, the place of your residence was a prison
While the only lengthy sentences I get are from my diction

When you broke out of your cell you tried your heist again in hopes of doing better
And repetition really ruffles my feathers


Feathers Verse 2 

That’s enough, let’s flash back to your past, you were a lab assistant
Smashing tons of crap and getting chastised by your master

In fact, you broke the glass that made the Powerpuffs by accident
So Daddy kicked out and you went back to the lab again

And then you thought you’d found a prime mate for companionship
But she was just a plant, and she ordered a banana split

You’re really weak, if I got cheated by some madam
I would never feel a pain in my soul, ‘cause I don’t have one

You must be sad, being an unwanted villain is crazy
I’d suggest you call the Hotline, but you’re beyond saving

So how about I put you out the misery you’re facing
As I finally take a shot at a mad scientist, say "cheese”

Narrator
So once again the day is saved, thanks to…
Feathers McGraw the evil penguin?
I don’t like the ramifications of this one


Mojo Jojo vs Feathers McGraw. PowerPoint Rap Battles

WATCH THE FULL VIDEO: https://youtu.be/aaE2Isa1rPQ

Brodecai as Slenderman (Audio)
Dudz as Slenderman (Video)
Vladimyr P. as Jeff The Killer (audio) 
Dudz as Jeff The Killer (Video)
YDGeon as Announcer

Slenderman: 

Confusion is what humans may feel with my presence
but nothing compares to your whole storie’s coherence
The photos will show that a threat’s what i pose 
I brought fear to the mist, your whole thing’s getting smoked!
not close as a foe, either way, i’m approaching
No traces, thats why i’m acting silenced
When least expected, they’ll be infected 
feeling burnt out to end up missing like your eyelids
My legend’s what settled this whole sensation 
Spreading shock and fright to entire nations 
Looks like ripped off Joker can’t be taken so serious
The only cracks you got just made you go delirious
Rejected by the Wiki, and your fans grew tired
How you’re gonna fire back when your status backfired?
Dare to enter my domain, there's no way you can survive
 but judging by your face, you’re always due to ‘’crossing lines’’
   
Jeff the killer:

Jeff the killer, death is quicker 
So you better run while you still can
Arrive at night, sharp as my knife 
That's why i’m gonna slice up Slenderman!
Enter your domain? as if it was your reign
But you forgot something: I GOT WOODS ON MY NAME!
My lines are packing heat, cuz i’m giving burns like bleach
Feeling stressed? should be! you’re next on my murder spree 
Tried to hit the big screen, and your film was a debacle
That budget couldn’t prevent you of being Something Awful
cuz a game brought your fame, then decayed years later
As always, you’re a lame excuse to seeking paper
For the genre, it is true that you've paved the way 
But thanks to rap battles, you went from slaying to slave
So don’t faze my rage if you still think i'm that weaker
I beat all bullies by myself, you got outclassed by a math teacher!

Slenderman: 

Slit your mouth yet those words have failed to cut deep
Causing snores is the only way you’ll make go to sleep
The damage i create can’t be healed from any mind  
You pass the same effect when seen on Gacha Life
the impact i left goes beyond some numbers
All proxies by my side, you’re only loved by Tumblr
I guess your bad rap/rep is just too hard to cover 
Struggling behind bars? should’ve learned with your brother

Jeff the Killer:

Did you teleport your rhymes? Cuz they felt so out of place
 Should’ve expected that when you lack a mouth on your face
Calling out my targets, as if yours aren’t offensive 
You’re easy to defeat; take a seat with Chris Hansen
See the bigger picture: no one’s scared of your horror
So do what you do best and just stay in the corner
Put some meaning on your writing, so its not bland as usual
Suit and tie fit just right, since this became your own funeral *laughs*

Eyeless Jack:
Its Eyeless Jack here! 
Messing with me is quite risky
Once i murder on this beat, i'll go and eat  
your ki- 
*gets shot and falls on the floor*   

Dudz:
Dude, who the heck let this guy in? The battles finished!
*sigh* Fricking royales…


Written By Dudz
Addit. Writing Help by Vladimyr P., Bacon Pancake & Brodecai
Researching Help By Danii
Beat prod. by HEKS
Mixed and Mastered by Captain Jorge
Thumbnail and cover art by Cidisswo


EYELESS JACK CREDITS

Dudz as Eyeless Jack 
Other Eddie as himself

Written by Dudz
Beat prod. by 2Deep
Mixed by Cidisswo


Special thanks to JotaSeis, Cidisswo, Vladimyr P., Captain Jorge, My Parents, Matthew Thomas, ERBParodies and you

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