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----- BATTLE WILL BE OUT ON THE 11TH OF DECEMBER! -----
Two of the least graphical games ever battle eachother in this eye to eye combat, also some other older games come in, check this out!

Lyrics:

Roblox: Oh boy a block head wants to battle me, go ahead?
Man if you want to ride this ride pay the fee, you're no thread.
My game is full of geometry from circles to squares
All you got is rows of mountains, blocks and trees in ordered pairs
Seriously We are WAAAAYYYY better than you prick.
We got rockets, guitars, and a gravity coil, it's sick.
Just give up what do you got on us, it's just a waste of time.. 
How 'bout you put down your pickaxe, and stop wasting time in the mine!
Man i could eat alphabet soup and shit a better verse than you.
Every time you rap against me it only gets worse it's true.
Also I know on this video people will say you win, creeper
Because they don't know you're just bragging that your mountains are steeper.
I win no matter what you say
Look at you why are you calling me gay?
When you shoot me, you just spray and pray.
Go back to your stronghold, go away.
Seriously go lick some enderpearls, this rap is done, 
I’ll just kill you with something you dont have : A machine gun

Minecraft: You should  know one thing im better than you get over it
i dont care about your puny guns cause they can't do shit
On what? Well, they won't pass through my Bedrock wall bitch
Oh are you gonna sit in a corner, cry, cut yourself and snitch?
Well goodbye, I'll slice you up, with my sword, you piece of fuck
I wish you a lot of fun with your shit graphics, and good luck
I cant even think about anything, no nothing, that is worse
I call my girlfriend, here, the witch to give you a CURSE
I'm telling you, you're the guest, so stop it right now
In our game we survive, and stuff like getting food from a cow
I've never ever seen a roblox vid that's lag-free.
They made games about me like “Minecart ride into steve”
My items, my graphics, I'm better than you in every way
And 90% of the people that you play turn out gay
I'm going to tell all you five year olds, so you have a clue
I dont need circles and triangles to fuck you up noobs.

Castleminer: Wait.. what about me..?

Others: NO. SHUT UP!

Castleminer: 
OOOOOOH, I'm the OG, I'm like Tupac, I was first, running this track.
I'm the best, look at my water, I'm a winner, you're both fags.
I think it's a disgrace, that both your producers ripped us off..
Roblox, your disses suck, your rhymes are like a sloth.
You think you guys are good, but everything 'bout my game's better.
I think Notch went a little too far with the upgrade of the Nether..
And no, I won't shut up, you pieces of shit
without me you stupid pricks wouldn't even exist.



Infiniminer: 
Wow hold on, they didn't rip you off, hell no.
Notch took my game, not yours, so end of the show.
Yeah that's right, I'm on fire, hell I'm an Inferno.
Roblox, your community consists of a bunch of five year old nerdos
And fucking Minecraft, why add all these retarded animals..
A world with visibile pixels and grass is just too terrible.
We might have stopped developing, but we won't start giving a fuck.
Come on think about it, you're worse than FortressCraft, you suck..

Roblox vs Minecraft - Epic Rap Battles Of Minecraft Season 2

A long bewaited rap battle, two arch enemies fight eachother!

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT
STEVE VS HEROBRINE
BEGIN!

Steve:
I'm feelin' so finee baby, finally getting to diss you out!
I'm gettin' my shit straight, it's gettin late, it's time to give you a shout.
Time to cut the rope, with this white-eyed copy of me, 
you're like my little slave, you're not scary, go get me a cup of coffee!
I'd beat you in everything, HA ,but you're not even existent..
I think if I tried to write bad shit about you, I'd probably have to list it.
Guys, it's the brother of Notch, he can move blocks around, fucking wow.
You scare the shit out of millions, I'm asking myself, nothing but how?

Herobrine:
It's like you're high on acid, well let me give you a bad trip.
My temper is tolerant, but I've just about had it.
You really think you're so brave, for challenging me, good luck.
You're the main character of minecraft, I guess a lot of people give a fuck.
And I am fake, well how do you know kid, are you like a psych?
I'm a legend as much as can be, I give millions of people fright.
If the people who play you, don't change skins, or it's just like they're laggin', 
I'll beat this steve so hard, that he can't do shit to the enderdragon.

Steve:
You aren't really a legend, just a creepypasta wanna be,
all you are is a rip off, glowing eye'd skin of me!
You are just some noob creation in MinecraftCreator.net,
The only thing you accomplished was making crybabies pants wet!
You arent even a hero, just some fat nerds dead brother,
You cant even get laid, i bet the witch mob is your lover!
Also I'm original, not some mod on the forum,
Everytime someone mentions you they fall over in boredom!

Herobrine
Sure i may be evil, but at least i have some wits SON,
and atleast i didnt go against FUCKING bart simpson!
How 'bout I kick your butt, like my brother kicked me from the game
But I'm not kickable, I joint the game, and here I am again.
I'm coming in fast, APOCALISPE, 
I'll crush your skull like m&m crisp.
You shut up lady, grow some tits
 while your gay ass pants are full with shit!
How 'bout you shut your face, and get your ass back to the mountains!
To become a cooler man you should throw a penny in the wish fountain.

Notch
YOU BOTH QUIT FUCKING BITCHING COS I CANNOT STAND YOUR VOICES
If you annoy me ill remove you cos im the one who makes the choices
Im the Swedish minecraft master im the king of the whole damn game
Im so well known through the world that even dinnerbone fears my name
You two are equals, but compared to me, you're a bunch of ants.
In order for me to kick your asses I only have to move my hand.
Two pixelated butts, on my wall, is what I forsee.
Because every move you make, would be another million bucks for me.

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT!

Herobrine VS Steve. Epic Rap Battles of Minecraft Season 2.

Smoke Weed Every Day - Snoop Dogg (Hedegaard) Q Bootleg

The Creepy Pasta Battle Royale.

Cast:
Justin Buckner - Slender Man 
RLYoshi - Jeff the Killer
Nathan Provost - Hoody
Froggy - Masky
LazySundayPaper - Eyeless Jack
WoodenHornets - Smile Dog
Kyenza - SCP-173
DarkLink4749 - BEN
RLYoshi - MissingNO
VideoGameRapBattles - Zalgo


EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
SLENDER MAN
VERSUS
JEFF THE KILLER 
BEGIN!

Slender Man:
Prepare for "The Arrival" of the faceless king of horror
I'll knock you harder then when you fell on the bathroom floor
You're just a prepubescent child who has no meaning of fright
I scare all who happen to spot me in the night
Nothing can match my length, I spit deminishing and dark
I've got swarms of arms coming at you, prepared to leave a mark
Emo hair and white hoodie? No class to be found
Were your talents scarred as well? Because your rhymes are profound!

Jeff the Killer:
You're a pedophile, chasing little kids through town.
Legend says you kill, but I'm the best killer around.
What's with those tentacles? You're like a living hentai
A photobomb whose only popularity comes from PewDiePie
You're known from fake document, just look at Marble Hornets.
Driving people crazy, no wonder you've never had a duet.
You may be called a man, but I'm more killer than you.
As for your face; I'll bleach it, ignite it, and give it a redo.

Slender Man:
They call me Slender Man because I get all them bitches
See, I'm a man, you're a kid who can't write any disses
You're rip off of Dahmer, and he's more effective.
You ass got burnt, bitch, you're literally defective
How the hell are you considered scary? Your balls haven't dropped
And the most action you've ever had was at a bus stop
I don't need to try against you, you wouldn't last in my maze
You must be getting claustrophobic, now taste my static haze.

Jeff the Killer:
I can see right through you, you're not scary at all.
You may be slender, but I'm the one who's standing tall
I'll choke you with your black tie, no lie,
Then beat your faceless ass until you finally die
You won't put up a fight, I'll make you need Hospice
Come at me, and I'll rip right off your Slender dick.
Don't give me your crap, bitch, you're done! You're old news
How sad! They made a Teletubby scarier than you!

Hoody (talking):
Now hold on a second....
Hoody (rapping):
It's Hoody and Masky! We bring horror you won't believe
Masky:
Ain't no cameras here, so that means you better leave
Hoody:
We'll rip up your pages, then leave you in flames.
Masky:
You both have no family, and now it's your turn to get maimed
Hoody:
You've got long arms, and you've got no eyelids
Masky:
and both of you freaks always go after kids!
Hoody:
What a lame excuse, no eyes. You can still see.
Masky:
That we'll kill you just like your whole family.

Eyeless Jack:
It's Eyeless Jack here, so get ready for your doom!
You know your death is ready when i sneak into your room
Rip out your liver, you won't be needing this in your grave.
Walking around the woods at night, you think you're so brave
Slender Man, you don't scare me, Jeff, you're just a bitch,
I'll make Hoody and Masky my death slaves like my buddy Mitch
I'm the creepypasta king, you feel a loss to the Boss
And I don't even need eyes just to see that you've lost

Smile Dog:
Spread the word, you bitches lost to this number one dog
you pussies are only scary because you hide in the fog
Meanwhile, I'll restyle you hostile pedophiles to jump miles!
Get ready, cause you assholes are gonna see a hell of a smile
I can't understand how you pussies are considered horror.
A twig, a child, pathetic twins and a sightless explorer.
You can't beat me. I'm more badass than you all combined.
All five of you could never handle this demonic canine

Intercom: SCP-173 HAS ESCAPED, WE'RE PUTTING THE FOUNDATION ON LOCKDOWN.

SCP-173
You D-Class losers, wipe away that smile
I'm SCP-173, animate and hostile
I'm a class Keter threat; you're all Euclid at best
Special Victory Procedures: beating you all to death
No use Containing or Protecting your insecurities
Blink once and you're dead, I'm like an angel that weeps
Neck snap, get back; I'm having too much fun
Soon as I'm in the arena, you'll all be [DATA EXPUNGED]!

BEN:
You shouldn't have done that. It's time to give you a frown
I'm back for good bitches! And this time I won't drown
I go by the name of Ben, I'm every one's thriller
I've come to this battle to destroy you pathetic excuses for killers
You all will suffer and I'll make sure the media will see
I'll record your deaths, then upload it as a .wmv
Half of you are just pussies who can't handle a face revealing
Now let me conclude this battle with the Song of Unhealing

MissingNO:
Back from the island, it's Missingno. here to fight!
I'm the bitchin' glitchin' witch who will show you TRUE FRIGHT!
I'll crunch you, prisoner! 128 times!
And Smile, I'll crush your floppy disk with my glitching rhymes
Hoody, Masky, and Slendy? I can't make your stories worse.
And Jack and Jeff? Ha! Sounds like a Mother Goose verse.
You all need to watch out, for when M truly arrives
You'll be destroyed like a Marowak as I CORRUPT YOUR LIVES

Zalgo:
Enough with your petty rhymes it's time for you all to suffer
My presence is so purely evil, the thought of my rhymes makes you shudder
You're always hiding in your forest so nobody sees you cry
And you, I'll spit bleach at and burn your insides
Hoody and Masky, you two are just assholes
Dressing up like little faggots as I steal your souls
And Jacky Boy, I think it's time for you to see
That nobody gives a shit about your crappy story
Smile Dog, you're a puppy! I'm the mad dog of madness
you bring suicidal thoughts, but I'll bring YOU to sadness
And SCP? Nobody knows what you are
Some experiment covered in feces and scars
BEN, you shouldn't have done that! I'll diss you to death
You're a statue of Link who won't take another breath
Hell no, MissingNo; you're just a little bitch
Call yourself the master of corruption, but you're nothing but a glitch
9 Lives Taken at my demonic laughter
You're in my realm bow down to, ZALGO, YOUR MASTER

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Slender Man vs Jeff the Killer. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 23.

CAST:

Squidward's Suicide - VideoGameRapBattles
Dead Bart - Mat4yo
Sonic.exe - UberFictionBattles
Tails Doll - MCGamingFTW
Happy Appy - RLYoshi
Cupcakes - Katie Glasco
BRVR - Justin Buckner
Uboa - B-Lo Lorbes
The Villager - SuperThingsOnCups
Suicidemouse.avi - WoodenHornets

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
SQUIDWARD'S SUICIDE
VERSUS
DEAD BART
BEGIN!

Dead Bart:
You're dead, squid, like your music career,
I guess you can't hear you suck cause you don't have ears
You got a watermelon brain, and a dick for a nose
I'm gonna stomp you flat, like all your music notes
I bet the only reason they found you on the bed
is that you never had a bitch to blow your clarinet
You can't come back cause you're already dead,
and in the end i'll leave your easter island head beheaded

Squidward's Suicide:
I would practice for my concert than challenge a brat a brawl,
I can break a window from a plane so you can fall.
Nobody cares if you're dead, with your bloody corpse,
With the stretching and blurring making it look deformed.
I committed suicide because i can't stand your shit,
And Homer made a joke because he doesn't care about you bitch
The drawing hyper realistic looks fucking lame
Why do you have to fucking mess around on the fucking plane?!

Dead Bart:
The way you play your clarinet, it sounds like people dying 
And the crowd from the concert had red realistic eyes.
You can't rap at me cause you make no sound,
But you can show 5 frames of dead kids found.
I would tell you to kill yourself, but you beat me to it
Your chance of winning aint your clarinet but you still blew it 
Don't you dare stare at me for fucking 3 seconds,
And I might've died from a fall, but your shot was more wrecking!

Squidward's Suicide:
Your mystery was found because of fucking stalking,
And a black screen with a download link, I won't be installing
When you died, the homes were fucking abandoned,
You were just laying in the casket, when your corpse was stranded.
Your family was staring at you like "THANK GOD!"
The tombstones in the ending had the deaths written on
The credits were silent and handwritten bullshit,
And the dead dates were on the same date as the episode said it!

Sonic.exe:
Ready for round two? Hehehe, let's go
I'll show you two shitpastas that you're just my hoes
Dicknose, you aren't scary, suicide's not exciting
Just play my game if you wanna see frightening
Bart, you're a disappointment dying without style,
Motherfucker, I'll leave your wrecked ass like Kyle
You two are comedies, your freak factor is flawed,
Do I have to repeat? I AM GOD

Tails Doll:
Hahaha...
You'll feel trapped and dead when you enter your bed
I'll be taking your head, all the blood will be spread
I'm the Tails doll, and sonic.exe you will be damned,
You unlocked me friend, and I'm coming back again
Squidward's Suicide, please kill yourself real quick,
And Dead Bart, I hope you get pierced on a stick
I'll be pushing these faggots, with my plushy penetration,
I hope I just made clear, this is your final destination.
I'm as cursed as can be, I'm a haunted lord
I'll snap your back, or I'll slice you with a sword
Knuckles, and Sonic R, dead by now
What you can do to make me calm, is fucking bow
Two stupid cartoons, with a little change.
Like hollow eyelids, or little bites out of his face.
And one stupid hedgehog, from a not scary game, ha
I'll kill you like I killed those kids, Gill and Noah

Happy Appy:
Time to watch some TV, what would you like to watch?
A dubbed over Blue's Clues? Or a show that got banned when it got launched?
I will take you to my van and get this episode unreleased,
Allow me to finish off this battle leaving you tortured and deceased.
Let me make kids entertained with my deadly smile,
My episodes were found, now you all are the missing files
I'm the king of the killing, all of you will be dead,
But don't be scared, death's a cycle, that's natural children.

Cupcakes:
This is your time to pay, this is your Judgement Day
I have my knife sharp, are you ready to play?
Squidward, you're a loner, you can't make a smile,
Dead Bart, you can eat my shorts cause yours are vile.
Sonic.exe, you are too slow,
Tails Doll, you're my dolly, time to add a little bow.
Happy Appy, you don't look happy, no need to cry,
Time to make some cupcakes, so you all better get ready to DIE!

BRVR:
You think you're scary shit? You're taking it a step too far
For you can't grasp the true form of me, BRVR
I'll tear all your precious souls and simulate the same Hell
that I went through, yet I'm not crying like your pussy-selves
My master's deep inside my heart, no matter what, 
it makes me write my darkest thoughts, crafted by all of your blood
I'm going to leave and hope for good rappers among us
Even if it means I'm staying here alone...in the darkness

UBOA:
Time to turn out the lights, so you can't see me killing you,
Oh, you all wanted to win? Well BOO-FUCKING-HOO
Welcome to Hell, would you like to have a bike?
Nah... who cares? You wouldn't even dare to like it
Get ready to be trapped, I am Poniko's true form,
This is my revenge, go and flash it some more.
I'm in many other games, like Me, and .flow, ah!
Guess who the winner is, the answer is UBOA!

The Villager:
Hello Neighbor! how are you? i am really fine,
i got a letter saying it's time to for you to die.
I need to get my axe, but it needs to be cleaned,
from all the villagers that i have ever meet.
I'm the animal crosser, you all are just ripoffs,
I will bury you all, if you will just stop.
I'm the best selling Nintendo game and your winner for now,
you all better evacuate cause the villager came to town!

Suicidemouse.avi:
Hello everybody! It's me Mickey Mouse,
And no one will top me, get out of my clubhouse!
Squidward's Suicide, go back to your concert,
Dead Bart, you know breaking plane windows are hazards
sonic.exe and Tails Doll are gay mates,
Apple and Horse, surrender for God's sakes.
BRVR and UBOA, what a fucking joke,
Suicidemouse.avi, the creepypasta of the most!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 20

Two mobs, whose resources you can craft wool from battle each other in this brawl!

Sheep: Woodenhornets
Spider: Justin Buckner

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT
SHEEP
VS
SPIDER
BEGIN

Spider:
I'm a spider, crawling fast, bringing death to all sheep.
I'm a running stunning gentleman with eight crawly feet.
Keep your wool to yourself, or else I'll trap you in my web.
Stay in your farm, eat some grass, go on and bleat without class!
When you hear my feet on the floor, you should pee in your pants.
This battle is not just to diss you, but also to entertain my fans!
I will come out of the cave, while you come out of the closet.
You can craft wool out of me, you're only useless to be honest.

Sheep:
Wowowow calm down, stupid spider, creepy crawly!
You're dull, you're about as fearsome as a barking border collie!
You go full coward mode, when you jump from behind.
Hell you're so coward, you're more coward than a mob of any kind
Hold on a second, you can climb walls? That's unfair.
I just chill, and get sheared by players and see if I care.
You might be hostile but fragile, even more than a cow.
I'm gonna stop this verse to eat some grass, right about now.

Spider:
NOOOO!
Let me finish this mammal once and for all, when I crawl and crawl through your entrance hall.
Watch me climb on this wall, watch me get more tall, watch me fall and fall and kill you all!
Comitting these sins, won't attain you to win, whereever you've been, I'll make you spin.
Cavespider's my twin, with our mighty skin, you made us begin, cuz you would never win!
I'm a spider, yeah a spider, I'm taller, I'm wider, 
I'll overtake you with my rhymes like the fucking ghost rider.
Did you hear that fast rapping, that was just because I liked it.
Even when rapping slow I'd own this stupid shameful sheep shit!

Sheep:
As I said: calm down, don't lose it, arthropod.
The way you jump like spastic, says you lose it a lot.
What's with your sucking noises, I've never heard a real spider make them.
You make these noises pretty often, it's like your practising to suck men.
You appearently suck at rapping, this battle just made that clear.
At least I don't go fucking apeshit when players come anywhere near.
You better crawl away, because this battle's too much for you.
That's why in hostile vs peaceful, you were left out of the crew.

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT!

Sheep vs Spider. Epic Rap Battles of Minecraft Season 2.

Alien - Your Favorite Martian

CAST:

SuperThingsOnCups as Creepy Black and Lost Silver
WoodenHornets as BRVR
Felcool121 as Lavender Town Syndrome

LYRICS:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
LOST SILVER!
VS!
CREEPY BLACK!
BEGIN!

Creepy Black:
It’s time to kill a faggot who lost both of his arms,
I’m the creepy black ghost, get ready to be harmed.
Why do you look like a emo in fucking black & fucking white?
I’m the best pokemon, get out of my fucking sight.
I kill pokemon, all you did was kill yourself,
why am i battling you when i could face a little ben elf.
You’re just an emo pokemon trainer who can’t write a good verse,
now time to end this battle. GO GHOST USE CURSE!

Lost Silver:
Excuse me, but how are you gonna beat the best pokemon trainer?
I have all badges, pokemon, heck, i’m even rich on Pokedollars.
Oh, you made it to my sign? you better turn back now or you’re dead,
yes, i may have lost my head but at least i get more head.
You only have one shitty move where you use curse,
your game is not original, that’s why you’re not going first.
It’s lost silver, the best pokemon game ever,
by the end of this battle, your arms will be severed!

BRVR:
BRVR wants to know what you think of what I did to this room,
I was just warning Creepy Black and Lost Silver about their fucking doom.
Do you still love me? cause if you don’t, I’ll make you all suffer,
you’re rhymes don’t make me laugh, they make me tougher.
I’m the best pokemon and i’m the leader of Dead Channel,
you guys trying to catch me is such a fucking hastle.
I’m BRVR, don’t you fucking forget it you fags,
all i wanted when i got alone is for you to come back!

Lavender Town Syndrome:
I came to this battle to give some suicides,
all I did in my life was make kids and teens die.
Oh, you feeling down, well listen to this melody,
to make you thank me of getting this sound disease.
I trapped so many Pokemon, i have them all now,
you all are pathetic, now turn around and get out.
My rhymes are so dark, it makes a eclipse solar,
now go back to the start cause this is fucking GAME OVER!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA

Creepy Black vs Lost Silver. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

SuperThingsOnCups as Herobrine
WoodenHornets as Tails Doll

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
TAILS DOLL!
VS!
HEROBRINE!
BEGIN!

Herobrine:
You won’t be seeing the sunshine anymore after this battle is done,
Herobrine has connected to kick your ass and remove your stuff.
I will make you 404‘d, and i’ll stab you in the the crotch,
how can you mess with me when I messed with a game by Notch?
I will kill you slowly while you are thinking I’m a cow,
you’ll see me then you’ll realize why and how?
Tails Doll? oh! such a scary name!
you were made in one of the most shittiest Sonic games. 

Tails Doll:
They call me tails doll, bout to murder your soul,
I'm incontrolable, I'll leave you with a pixelated hole.
But really, your shitty creepypasta is really rare,
I'm a cursed creepy doll, YOU SHOULD BE SCARED!
Dumb Herobrine, haha, why the long face? 
Call me sonic because I'm winning fast in this race.
you're a hollowed out mod, who will never see remorse,
I will crush you with this piston since there's nothing to live for.

Herobrine:
Sonic R was the biggest piece of fucking crap,
get out of this world, cause this is Minecraft!
I will stab you with this diamond axe, you will be taunted,
you better be scared cause i am always watching.

Tails Doll:
I killed Noah and Gill who bought me from EB Games,
this is bullshit, you and the zombie are the fucking same.
You’re gonna kill me with a diamond axe? you took it too far,
It won’t be Sonic R, it will now be TAILS DOLL R!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC. RAP. BATTLES. OF CREEPYPASTA!

Tails Doll vs Herobrine. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

----- WILL BE RELEASED IN DECEMBER! ---------

Two mobs that look strangely alike, but are yet so different in their existence: Witch vs Villager!

Mat4yo as The Witch
MCGamingFtW as The Villager

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT
WITCH
VS
THE VILLAGER
BEGIN

Villager:
Calm down, witch, I'll squeeze your wart
Shove your broom up your ass before you start.
Live in a peaceful town, you make them players drown
Get rid of the frown and shut your business down.
You could try to keep things safe, and stop.
Droppin' potions, and droppin' shit on top
Don't be killing the people like animals and all
You could be stacking players with emeralds.
Take a shot on Herobrine, he could fulfill all your needs
Get back to your stinky swamp and let us live in our peace.
Don't be so mean, and don't be a bitch, 
don't be so lean you're not even rich.
Even though we look peaceful, soft, and stiff, look out, you'll be found dead in a ditch.

Witch:
I'm the wicked witch with the sickest spit
which will wither your wittle white clothes to bits, bitch
Take a little dose of my cauldron's potion
Incinerate you, scatter you across the ocean
Leave you frozen, but I'm not a golem
I'm a show biz witch, so I'll show this nomad
That he's just a spawn of golden apple jacks and a splash from the ass (drip sound)
Lemme cast a spell on you, Drop you through my test tube
Take the tubes out of this douche so to make sure this faggot can't reproduce
I'll testificate this testicle sucker, waste of a dataspace straight out the .jar (dot jar)
now turn the volume down, As I place a curse on this villager's town

Zombie villager:
Don't you dare try to take me down, you're about to be eaten.
By this magnificent mob, who's 'bout to pillage your kitchen, 
and take all of your potions, cauldrons and mushrooms out of your window.
I'm the Zombie villager, I'll take your wand and make the wind blow.
If you had a wand, now do you witch?
You're a hocus pocus sack of shit.
You're identical to a villager, 
I'm the zombie villager village pillager.
I'll go back in time, to superstition. 
Where people still had a vision.
They'll burn you alive, stab you with a knife. 
Take a good dive, before I arrive!
I can't wait for you to spit your next verse through your rotten teeth.
Perhaps you could take a shower, perhaps you could wash your feet
You're not a woman, you're a transgender troll living in a house in the swamp.
I'm going to finish this crappy rap by killing you and eating you for lunch!
Witch:
Come out of the dark, remove your armor and fight
I'll exterminate you babies and I won't need sunlight
You broccoli headed - undead settlers
 better stop all the moaning just cause you can't get a girl into bed
I don't need a weapon to threaten you and your bretheren
I'll hocus pocus chocke a bitch until you're left beheaded
and then I'll bring you back to life, then I'll kill you again
Burn you to a skeleton and then I'll burn you again
You rotten flesh, don't forget that I can resist
anything you come at this - with - bitch - i'm the witch
Network ID 66 - but you already know
my proboscis is in motion - you're going to slow 
i'm pinocchio, my nose is growing you're not goin anywhere
i control you while i'm robed and growing old with gray hair
I'll send you to the underworld, I'm queen of the overworld
and you pussies just got verbally served by a girl

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT!

Witch vs The Villager. Epic Rap Battles of Minecraft Season 2.

SORRY FOR UPLOADING AUDIO LATE!

SuperThingsOnCups as MARIO
RLYoshi as Sonic.exe

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
SONIC.EXE!
VS!
MARIO!
BEGIN!

Mario:
It’sa me Mario, that’s the name of the game,
Tom got scared of you? HA! what a fucking shame!
I’ll make your eyes not able to be found,
and play hide and seek, to not play the second round
This is my point of advice, you are gonna fucking lose,
Tails, Knuckles, and Eggman is more scarier than you.
There’s no way out of here, so you can’t fly away,
Go ahead and find me, I’ll just make this face.

Sonic.exe:
It must be a sunny afternoon, feel the heat?
the jpeg was weak, so I’mma unleash the beast.
You 2 foot tall round plumber, I’m better than you,
so suck my weiner, A.K.A. SMW.
-M-A-R-I-O- you’re a joke, bro, you blow,
I am about to crunch you like Yoshi’s binary code.
I'll rip off your mustache and stick it it up your ass
you're too slow bitch, I'll murder you fucking too fast

Mario:
Letsa go! I’m gonna stomp you hard like a goomba,
your game is boring while mine is truly super!
Just face the fact that I’m better than you,
atleast my fucking story was actually true!
Welcome to the yellow switch trail! you’ll never get out fast,
I can make 1,000 disses when I play in the grass!
It might be Mario’s Suicide, but you’re still gonna die,
you think you’ll win? but is there anything I can do to change your mind?

Sonic.exe:
Those bitches and me in the same sentence? WHAT A RIOT!
I see you're looking for a win here, JUST FUCKING TRY IT!
Nobody in our realm can out spook me,
All your friends will be dead on the quick count of three.
I see your life's a strife, but I don't need no knife,
I'm comin' in fast, better hold on tight.
I’ll find you, then I’ll rip you up with my claws,
and rip off your head and say I AM GOD!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC. RAP. BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Sonic.exe vs MARIO. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

Nathan Provost as Father Time
Stephanie (Nathan's Girlfriend) as Mother Nature

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
MOTHER NATURE
VERSUS
FATHER TIME
BEGIN!

Mother Nature:
Mother Nature has arrived here to show this dude some facts,
I've got flows like the wind, while you make people unable to relax,
By somehow making time seem faster, and you don't know what's in store,
Everyone must pay his debt to Mother Nature, so pay yours,
Sorry there big boy, didn't mean for you to get played
It's not my fault, that I had to Rain on your parade
It's in my Nature to win, I make rainstorms and fertilize farms,
Hurry up and realize that you're more annoying than an wake up alarm

Father Time:
Time goes by slowly when rapping against such a bore as Mother Nature,
Be nice for once and make good weather, you call it summer, I call it failure
You'll fall, like a tree in the forest, without a sound
I'm like the axis of life, I make the whole world go round!
You're ill-natured woman, all your lines are plain wrong, Mother,
I can see you're a girl, you can nag like no other.
It's over, Mother Failure, I've left you destroyed and depressed,
I would explain how much of a mess you are, but there's not much time left!

Mother Nature:
You're old and weak, stop playing with clocks!
To hell with the L, you like playing with cocks!
I'll take a storm and break through your face of glass
Oh, you'll bring the pain? Well I'll make it rain on your ass!
I expel weather, you can't mess with this angry chick
Come at me, dude, your beard's longer than your dick!
I guess it's just wrong timing , for you have just lost
It shows that Mother Nature's path is one you shouldn't cross.

Father Time:
This'll be a long battle for you
Cause time only flies when you're having fun, haha, I thought you knew!
Ignoring your disses is how I pass the time,
After your done PMS'ing, I dare you to spit a rhyme!
Poison Ivy, stop giving every man's crotch an itch
To quote from everybody, Mother Nature is a BITCH!
You've pissed me off for the last Time, so here's my last rhyme:
You fucked up my World, yes that's right bitch, it's mine!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Mother Nature vs Father Time. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 34.

Nathan Provost as Hoody
Froggy7771 as Masky

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
HOODY!
VS!
MASKY!
BEGIN!

Hoody:
You're crappy Masky, you ain't having much luck
Your face is so fucking ugly, you need a mask to cover it up
When you could use a bag under your fucking shitty ass head
You're lucky to be alive but I wish you were dead
I will kill you when you are trying to sleep in a car
You couldn't take it seriously, but I've took it too far
Oh! you're a human while I'm a proxy? That doesn't mean you're good
Try to mess with me Masky, I'm from the hood

Masky:
I murdered my friend, that means I'm tough to take on you
Oh, you shot Alex? There's no need to be rude
I'm ripping through you, dude! You were born shit
And I'm bout to lyrically kick you in your marble hornets!
Those red eyes will match your body when I'm done with you
I'm disappearing, you're a queer, and i'll kick your ass, dude
Am I Tim? You'll never know! You could NEVER unmask me
But, now you're bout to have to pay the price of facing Masky

Hoody:
Your rhymes are so fucking boring, they make me cough
Your life is like my rhymes, 'cause it's about to drop
You can't match Hoody, you asshole-masked excuse for a buddy
In this next found footage, you'll be ripped, torn and bloody

Masky:
You can't handle my mask, so just step back
I'm cracking your code, bitch, in this vicious rap attack
When i snap your neck, I'll make those big-ass eyes flinch
Just know you can never mess with Tribe Twelve, bitch!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Hoody vs Masky. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

SORRY FOR AUDIO BEING LATE!

PinkiesCupcake as Cupcakes
SuperThingsOnCups as Luna Game (Luna)
Justin Buckner as Luna Game (Applebloom)
Zackschannellive as Rainbow Factory

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
CUPCAKES!
VS!
LUNA GAME!
BEGIN!

Cupcakes:
Hi there! Would you like a fresh batch of cupcakes?
I'll slap you with frosting cause you are such a waste
you best be leaving, you can't defeat this equestria demon
I'll cut off your penis, and turn that shit into cupcake semen
You're just a fake, so now I'm raising the stakes
Get off your high horse, you can stop Pinkie's cakes!
You're better on the moon where nopony can hear your cries
When I open you up, I will tell you to have a good night

Luna Game (Luna):
Welcome to the Luna Game, prepared to be played
You better get out, or it'll be your time to pay
I'll make you weep to sleep, so you can't even speak
Then I'll leave you like Rainbow Dash, chopped up and deceased
Don't go to bed, you'll be thinking of me
Come out, don't be shy, there's nothing scary to be seen
Now give up you psychopath, you'll be freezed soon
Cause when you get kicked to the desktop, you'll be kicked to the moon!

Cupcakes:
I'll wear your cutie mark, horn, and your fucking wings
You're not scary compared to the lyrical horror I bring
Would you like to have a cupcake? while you're in the hot summer
Please just try one, they're 20% yummier
You'll be "Silent in Ponyville" after this battle is done
Because I slaughter, slash and murder for fun!
It's time to play, Luna, and I won't cut you a break
So, strap down and relax, you'll soon be cupcakes

Luna Game (Applebloom):
BOO! It's Applebloom, you should be scared right now!
Coming in with tons of jumpscares making your heart give out
I'm haunting while I'm taunting, you'll never win the game
Cause I'm taunting while I'm haunting, you'll always remember my name
This isn't over Pinkie, you would never go to sleep
Your torturing will be over when you rest in peace
I'm gonna end you Pinkie, now this is YOUR time to pay
This battle is like the game because The End is Neigh!

Cupcakes:
You better be ready when I open the oven
Put some frosting on your ass, and give it some loving

Luna Game (Luna):
When I scare you, you'll be like “B... But... Why...?”
I can't believe I'm going up your sorry ass, Pinkie Pie

Cupcakes:
Why are you being mean? Life is a party for gods sake
I won't get played but you're still getting baked
What is that? Who is that?

Luna Game (Both):
OH GOD! OH NO!

Rainbow Factory:
Welcome to the fucking factory of rainbows!

Luna Game (Luna):
I'm down, I cannot get up
But when I do, YOU ALL WILL BE DONE!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC. RAP. BATTLES OF CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *blue screen

Cupcakes vs Luna Game. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

Tracklisting:
1. The Stereotypes Song (00:00)
2. Zombie Love Song (04:09)
3. The Unofficial Smithers Love Song (07:54)
4. Bottles of Beer (11:28)
5. My Balls (14:55)
6. Orphan Tears featuring Wax (17:48)
7. Club Villain (21:11)

All songs of Your Favorite Martian mixed together!

Hey guys! Here's the new rap battle on SoundCloud, the video is going to take a while, but it'll be out next month, I promise! <3

Woodenhornets as Gold
MCGamingFTW as Diamond

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAFT
DIAMOND VS GOLD
BEGIN!

Diamond:
It’s diamond here, I heard my name was called.
But it isn’t for dinner, ‘cause I’ll be nibblin’ on gold.
You’re as soft as butter, that’s what your fame is about.
But when it comes to a battle, I’ll be knocking you out.
I mean, the players drop you on the floor to pick up dirt.
When they find me, I tell you, they scream till it hurts.
I’ve got twice the strength, and twice the duration, 
I got twice the value and I got twice the creation.
I’ll be mining you, refining you, turning you into a gold medal.
I’ll continue being loved, after this business is settled.
With my diamond armor, try your best to kick my ass,
I'll break your shit faster, than your own Golden Axe.
Everyone’s searching the dirt digging deeper for diamonds.
Diamond pick on their back, which is majestically shining.
I run the strongest tools, and I bet you love it.
Cause all you can do is suck your own golden nuggets.

Gold:
Bling Bang Boom, check out my Golden Chapel,
I mean come on, your ass can't make a Golden Apple! 
I’m the best material, with large value on the market.
Check out my shiny golden car, and watch me park it.
Why would I suck my gold nuggets, when you already do?
I’ll call my friend Skydoesminecraft, to deal with you.
My rhymes are glorious, yours are plain insane.
You aren’t just getting dissed, you’re getting lyrically slain.
A giant golden golem would be the greatest guardian.
Whereas a diamond golem sounds like a big barbarian.
And don’t be so sharp man, you need to chill down.
Sounds like you could cut through the glass in this town.
I bet your heart is gold, though your outside is cold.
I seem so soft, but watch my powers unfold.
It’s like it’s supposed to be, so you better behold.
Diamond gets silver, gold gets gold. 

Gold vs Diamond. Epic Rap Battles Of Minecraft Season 2.

Pewdiepie vs tobuscus

Frenzy as Username666
Matthew Thomas as Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
USERNAME 666!
VS!
MEREANA MORDEGARD GLESGORV!
BEGIN!

Username666:
Welcome to my channel, let me give you a glimpse of my trailer
It shows the future of the demise of this sad YouTube failure
Mereana, how cute, that little grin will soon be wiped clean
How will you be scary when I X you off my screen
There can only be one Creepypasta king of YouTube
I’m a true legendary while you’re trying to get more than 200 views
Just call tech support, because it’ll be a matter of time
Before I drag you to hell and take your channel offline!

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv:
It’s Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv, going to scare you to death
Your eyes will bleed the same color as my background of red
YouTube deleted my video ‘cause they can’t stare into my eyes
I’m in the viral hell, so you better get ready to die!
People gouged out their eyes, nobody knows who you are
Just a channel that has 666 subscribers
When I kill you, I’ll mail your eyes to the main office of YouTube
You’ll be begging to die once I’m through with you

Username666:
People ripped out their eyes because of the sight of the creepy guy
If those people were alive I gaurentee they would of unsubscribe
I’ll flag you for the terrible lyrics you’re trying to spit
How will you upload to YouTube when your screen has your blood all over it
don’t try and document about where I am on the web
Because no one will see you again, when I make you unlisted
I’m the reason for YouTube tragedy, you’re just a poorly written myth
because assholes like you can’t mess with the username 666

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv:
153 people are watching my demonic videos
So that means I can get all the fame to get rid of you
I’ll squish you like the bug that you stepped on
I’m the one that will stare at my victory once this is done
This battle has proved that you’re just a total pathetic faker
My video was true horror and it was made on Windows Movie Maker
I’m an internet legend, you’re just a stupid ghost story
After this is done, your keyboard will get bloody and gory

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!


Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv vs Username666. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 10

Stofferex as Rap Rat
WoodenHornets as Suicidemouse.avi
Frenzy as The Real Chuck E. Cheese

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
R-R-RAP RAT!
VERSUS!
SUICIDEMOUSE .AVI!
BEGIN!

Rap Rat:
They call me R-R-Rap Rat, they call you suicidal
Once you call out my name, I will rip out your vitals!
When it comes to crappypastas, yours comes out the gayest
and what happens in Sony Vegas, should stay in Sony Vegas!
I'll leave you begging for more, when I stomp you to the floor
and your scariest image, was Clinton standing near a door!
I'll trap you in a mouse trap, on this trap beat
Then I'll call myself Trap Rat, do you wanna play with me?

Suicidemouse.avi:
I think I am worthless, then I looked at this twat
Who's story was written by some rapper on pot
I may look kid friendly, but this time I'm not nice
Your just the creepypasta equivalent, to fucking Vanilla Ice
I don't got time for your shit, your rhymes are pure cheese
I'll leave your skin filled with holes, like a slice of Havarti!
Now let me show to the children, what i'll do to this pest
I'll hang you,and then have a Found Footage Blood Fest!

Rap Rat:
I'll bite you like Dracula, infect you with doom
Then at 3:30 am, "THE RAP RAT WILL CURSE YOU!"
And then I’ll leave you depressed, but I don’t have to
Your just a looped animation, who’s story wasn’t true!

Suicidemouse.avi:
APARAT! APARAT! Come at me and YOUR DONE!
I can smell out bullshit, and that theory is one!
So try to outsmart me, I was made by Walt Disney
While you are as scary, as a Chuck E. Cheese story!

The Real Chuck E. Cheese:
Hello kids, why don’t you come and have a seat
Have some pizza, we only use fresh cheese and meat
Take some tokens, play a game better than Rap Rat
After you’re done, you can come play with me in the back
Suicide Mouse, honestly, kids only wanna play with Chuckie
You’re so horrid and ugly no wonder you were Abandoned by Disney
Why don’t you like me anymore? I took you into my house
I TOLD YOU ONCE BEFORE, I'M NOT A BAD FUCKING MOUSE!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP-RAP BATTLES OF (APARAT!) CREEPYPASTA!

Rap Rat vs Suicidemouse.avi. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 12

Here's our first royale! And this time it's all of the Eeveelutions battling it out in a free for all!

Justin Buckner as Flareon
VideoGameRapBattles as Jolteon
MaNCHA as Vaporeon
Mat4yo as Espeon
Epic Pokemon Rap Battles as Umbreon
WoodenHornets as Leafeon
Nathan Provost as Glaceon
Frenzy as Sylveon
Stofferex as Eevee

Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #10
Jolteon vs Flareon vs Vaporeon
BEGIN!

Flareon:
I don't care, it's on when you mess with Flareon!
Watching me rap is like looking at the bare sun!
I'm the Biting Fighting Guts having devil with a temper,
Fire Spin around you, while I unleash a lyrical ember.
Gonna make you my bitch with a Flare Blitz, I'm for real,
I melt Steel, with a Flash Fire I turn you all into my meal,
And as my Last Resort, I'm gonna make you all feel,
That I burned you beyond a recovery from a Burn Heal!

Jolteon:
Shocking things up, with pure terryifing electricity,
The worst Eevee brother seriously is dissing me?
Tackling and Double Kicking you till you're under!
Then turn you into some ash with a bolt of Thunder!
I've got Agility, I'm Quick of my Feet, and I'm sure,
That you won't Absord any Volts when you touch my fur,
This Pin Missile 'fo shizzle is above your pitiful level,
You tried your best to Attack, but it just wasn't Special!

Vaporeon:
Vap is here to rap! I've had enough of your boasting,
I'm Surfing on my flow since it's as massive as an ocean!
You can't get through my Acid Armor, so don't bother!
No risk for Hydration when you get buried in Muddy Water!
Ice Bean these two till they're not worth facing,
I'm Hydro Pumpin up these raps! This battle I'm acing!
Water Gunnin' you down with a Haze, you can never win,
Since I'm the only one who's being healed by an Aqua Ring.

Espeon:
I'm the most beloved Eevee Brother, smothering you sidekicks,
The future holds the truth, its in my will to win, I'm Psychic.
Turn you into Sun Shards, dazzled just by how I fought:
Swift to Synchronize and show you fools a true Power Swap!
You think its you that theyre choosing? let me clear the Confusion!
my Future Sight told me you're losing to the best Eeveelution!
Let's Psych up! A new Morning sun arises! Get what I mean?
I'll Magic Bounce my rhyme scheme off your face like a Psybeam!

Umbreon:
Let me Inner Focus, fools. Your end will be real soon,
Have you got hit by a Confuse Ray? My skill is big, like a moon.
And I've Assurance I will gain victory in this Eevee fight,
Upon the winner of this battle, let there be a shining Moonlight!
Pursuiting your asses since you're nothing but crooks,
You'll Feint when I attack! Be scared when I use my Mean Look!
Dark and gold, barking bold! A lesson I will teach,
Mess with Umbreon and get owned by a powerful lyrical Screech!

Leafon:
 I'm the Moss Boss and you're in my woods,
So Why don't you Leaf? Or I'll Giga Drain you for good,
I cut sharp like my Razor Leafs, It's a Sunny Day to face this,
You can't win versus my Chlorophyll and my Synthesis!
Hear this Grass Whistle when I use my Swords Dance,
You'll need a Helping Hand since the power is so immense,
And then a Sand Attack to your face will help to my aid,
Then finish you all off with my Leaf Blade!

Glaceon:
With disses so cold, it's natural that Glaceon Ice Rocks!
I spit an Icy Wind since I'm the coolest Brother on the block,
With a Barrier like mine, I wonder why you have provoked,
The Blizzard of the Lyrical Wizard with a Snow Cloak
My Hail will make you fail,  playing you all like Ice Hockey,
Ice Fang this gang, you can't touch my Ice Body,
Break my Mirror Coat? It's pretty damn hard!
And especially when you're getting hit by some Ice Shards!

Sylveon:
Generation Six has got the wits to get you all buried!
I'm very Cute with my Charm, you guessed it! I'm a Fairy!
Disarming you with my voice, prepare to feel my hate,
Then Tackle it up in this battle while using my Pixilate!
This Draining Kiss is like a diss, you'll soon feel the pain.
No excuses, I win! There was no Skill Swap or a Misty Terrain
Light Screen in this fight scene equals destroyment real fast,
Better be Swift because I'm ending this with a Moonblast!

Eevee:
What am I witnessing? Some Battling Eevee Brothers,
With a Baton Pass I'll beat your ass, I'm better than any other,
So just Run Away, to your stupid stones and your need for love,
My Adaptability shows I'm the one who reaches high above,
the victory, I will see your demise through my Baby-Doll Eyes,
By Taking you Down and Refresh as I'm owning in this strife,
And as my Trump Card, and I know you all waited with Anticipation,
You all need the one and only who deserves the actual appriciation!

Eeveelution Battle Royale. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #10.

Video Game Rap Battles: Gary Oak Vs Charles Darwin

Video Game Rap Battles: Pewdiepie Vs Tobucus

Gengar :

First hittin' with Shadow Sneak, secondly putting you to sleep,
then Gastly eat your dream of victory, things are turning bleak,

Haunt you, taunt you, Suckerpunch this sucker till he falls,
Wage war towards Gengar and you can Lick my Shadow Balls!

You're Cursed because this verse will cause Nightmares,
Versus the worst Fairy not-so-scary Pokémon that's out there!

it may Look Mean, so DeSpite your fright, you will try to boast,
I poisoned these raps; You better be afraid of this ghost!

Clefable : 

It seems you're Unaware who you're challenging as a foe,
My Charm is Cute, yet a Moonblast I'll give you as a Bestow,

I evolve through a Moonstone, while yours is Nightshaded,
Since you'll stay a Haunter if you can't get traded!

Let me sing a song while using my Disarming Voice, chump,
After I watched You rap, Casper gives me more goosebumps!

I've got the Cosmic Power, let's turn the tables,
You were only good in Gen 1, I'm a legendary Fable.

Gengar :

Here's some dosis of my Hypnosis, now let's fight!
Only good in Gen 1? I'll prove you wrong with Gengarite!

Gengar (Mega) :

Expect some Payback for disrespecting me, let's go,
with a Dark Pulse I'll attack while punching in the shadows,

Hit you with Confuse Ray, not like you could logically think,
I'm a frightening chilling venomous spectre, and you're pink!

Leave you perplexed with a Hex, you never get the best of me
As I levitate away, like my Bond, me winning was just Destiny,

Clefable : 

Oh you turned Mega! Well the bigger they are, the harder they fall!
Meteormash you so fast I'll tag your shadow in this brawl,

Recover with a Healing Wish, then Body Slam some more,
Double Slap you so bad, then the crowd will want an Encore,

If I Minimized my skill, and Stored all my power,
I could still beat your ass every minute of every hour!

But instead I bet what I did would be better left unsaid,
I did the impossible; I killed something that was already dead!

Gengar vs Clefable. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #11.

Battle of Alter-Egos!

Nathan Provost as Slim Shady
TewZen as Marshall Mathers

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
SLIM SHADY...
VERSUS
MARSHALL MATHERS!!!
BEGIN

Slim Shady:
Now will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
and show this litte bitch Marshall that his ass is bout to get fucked
I'm the one who makes you so insane in the membrane
And it all because of me that you got all the fame
So all aboard, hop in my Elevator so I can take you to the top
Just to cut the cable so I can diss you out while we drop
as we fall the way down to the basement while youre screamin stop
I'll fuck you up worse than your life, I dare ya to call the cops

Marshall Mathers
Do the math-ers, Slim, i'll leave you scattered like Kim.
You're the bad guy, you're why I'm The Way I am
I've been cleaning out my closet, i'd rather clean out my head
I want nothing to do with this bleached-bitch who's braindead
You make me go Berzerk, what's wrong with you, Shady?
Stop messing with my head, don't even go near Hailie
You're the reason i did drugs, you're the reason i wrote "Fack"
So stand the fuck up, Slim, and don't ever come back

Slim Shady:
Let me spit some smack at your family tree,
Your father doesn't like you? He should get a load of me
And you paid all the bills for your poor dying mother?
Should have wasted all your cash for your crackhead brother
My bombs drop faster than your fans since your LP
You created me yourself! Don't be mad just 'cause you wanna be me
I'll toss your ass 8 miles, crack your head like a CD
Tried to get rid of me, but it feels so empty Without Me!

Marshall Mathers:
You ain't a part of me, and never will be! You catchin my drift?
The image you're reperesenting is pathetic, i'd rather have Ken Kaniff
All you do is rap as many references as you can
You make me wanna kill myself, Slim, call me Stan!
Wait a minute.... who the hell are you, i think i'm going insane,
With this haunted alter ego that is living in my brain,
I think i'll just quit this endless career of pain,
That's it! I'm giving up music and changing my name....

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!

Marshall Mathers vs Slim Shady. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 48.

Tobuscus:
Whoa! Audience? What are you doing watching me pwn this noob we resent?


Whose six year old fans believe that subscribers are the only way to judge talent
Man I'm on TV, king of comedy while you're stuck on YouTube
Mic like my stick of truth, D-bag the jew, rap hard as Dark Souls 2
This is a Kalmar war, if you catch my drift
Now experience the reality of an Oculus Rift
Coming at you like a mini-Minotaur, torch and diamond sword at hand
Goat Simulators and Flappy Bird? Did you forget horror games got you your fans?
There's only one difference between us Felix and despite the fact that we're both friends
You go through desperate measures to try and entertain while I'm entertainment </p>

PewDiePie:
Over 25 million bros coming at you Toby when you try to hate on me


Ironic that your carbon copy of my gaming channel has more subs than your comedy
Put this in your highlights since nobody watches your podcasts to see your loss
So you think you can hate on my fans? Man just shut the Jaevlaurs Baulle up
Ya so once again it's Pewdiepie, got my bros to the left, girl to the right
You can have your Annoying Orange, I'll stick to being recognized worldwide
You want horror? Fear this lyrical brofist packed with all the strength I got
You can cry alone, hang with your dog, I'll be chillin' with Smosh </p>

Anthony:
SHUT UP!
Don't take us for granted, we deserve all the respect you got 

Ian:
Considering we're the reason you made the number one spot
Yeah it's Ian 

Anthony:
And Anthony!

Ian:
The original YouTube comedy emcees
Kept it going strong for a decade long, and still the number one tag team 

Anthony:
Game bang you two to pieces, hit a raging bonus every night
Your guys' victory would suck thank god it's not in real life

Ian:
Keep going solo playing with your joysticks, we got the whole Smosh Games crew

Anthony:
With our channel to subscriber multiplier, we own YouTube

Markiplier:
Hello everybody, you called my name and welcome back to these fools get played
You’ve been marked for death face my dark descent Markplier’s in the game
How can you brats beat a man of class? When I’m rocking the pink mustache
Looks like I’m the king of horror now that Pewdie’s tine has past
I’m not scared of you not one little bit
But I’ll show you hell when I come to spit
Man I’ll record all of you getting destroyed make it an animated special reel
Splatter you all across the web when hit you with my Happy Wheels
Getting Amnesia rappin’ static like Slenderman try and top that
I’ve told funnier jokes than every single one of you when I’m drunk playing Minecraft
SkyDoesMinecraft:
Oh hell no you mention my game? Sky has joined your server now
Lyrically bury you with my verbal pickaxe, tell me if there’s any gems underground
Let’s see your fan bases try to harm me when I’m backed up by the Sky Army
So many recruits waging war on you you’re losing to the graphics of Atari
Team Crafted, leave you in a Deadlox stomp on you like it was parkour
In this rap map I lead the score, stab all you squids with my budder sword
What’s the matter gamers’? Are you lagging? Guess you just can’t keep up
I’m mad that you couldn’t last in this survival game but I guess I’m just a grump
JonTron:
You think you’re the ones who mad when we had to sit through that
Egoraptor:
Well I’m grump
JonTron:
I’m not so grump
Egoraptor:
And prepare for some real egoraps
JonTron:
You make me cringe more than sonic 06, beat you all down in this GameGrumps verse
You’ve all proven if you can’t be the best you can sure as hell be the worst
Egoraptor:
None of your subscribers can compare to the community we’ve created
And I’ll ensure you’ll see your beating in the next GameGrump’s Animated
JonTron:
Prepare to lose all your kirkhope once we have put you in our places
Barry! Edit out these ugly greps, s no one has to see their faces
But real talk Arin, I’ll think I’ll quit
You don’t even need me to win this
Danny:
It’s Danny, rightfully inheriting the not so grump name
Got the strongest voice in the game, raps hitting you like a steam train
Dropping Starbombs on all of you and the best bet I’m not lying
That none of you have a chance in the battle when you get stabbed by Ninja Brian
Egoraptor:
That’s right Danny even Ross could steam roll these kids
We’re out of this world like Mike Aruba, We’ll leave your table flipped
Danny:
Ya we’re dragon slaying musical ninjas and the best gamers online
Egoraptor:
I’d love to end the episode, but for you guys, there won’t be a next time
Cr1tikal:
What up everybody? It’s Cr1tikal let me be real for a second
Ya I’m the dirtiest but I’ll keep it clean to teach you all a lesson
The greatest gaming YouTuber of all time so just bare with me
I could be poorer than all of you and still give my YouTube cash to charity
I’m here to make peace like I did to the bro army and It’s getting out of hand
For it’s not who’s the greatest gamer but who can be the bigger man
So with this fable in mind this war can finally be done
If we set the viewership aside and once again play games for fun

Tobuscus vs. Pewdiepie Part 2 - Video Game Rap Battle

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