You know, We are Number One's period of peak relevance was around 7 years ago. Food for thought.

Track By: @lilcargoshort
Art By: https://www.instagram.com/jackdoestheart/ OR https://twitter.com/Honk_B_Clowne

CHARACTER REPRESENTED: John "Joestar" Jones & Poison

Oooohoho, don’t get tilted now, not when you’ve already seen these files on your own terms! Alleged secret agent John Jones has crashed upon this mysterious estate, and he’s not alone - enter the legendary 「POISON」, a mysterious stand manifesting directly through his fascination with dance. With his associate’s toxic tricks and Jones’ impressive moves, his intent’s to storm through people getting in his way... but how far can dancing really take you when you’re working off two left feet?

- Songs relating to Fortnite
(Overdrive, Hit The Chug Jug, Sicko Mode)

- Songs from or about JJBA
(Overdrive, Il Vento D'oro, Sono Chi No Sadame)

- Songs related to toxicity and poison
 (Toxic, Poison, Fuck You)

- Songs about dancing and dance moves
(Dancing Queen, Watch Me Whip, Cha Cha Slide)

Track Sources:
JJBA - Bloody Stream [JJBA]
Fortnite - Default Dance [Fortnite, Dancing]
Danny P - Fortnite Anthem [Fortnite]
Britney Spears - Toxic [Toxicity]
Fortnite - Solid Groove [Fortnite]
Travis Scott - Goosebumps [Fortnite]
The Weeknd - Blinding Lights [Fortnite]
mental. - default dance [Fortnite, Dancing]
Aaron Smith - Dancin [Dancing]
California Swag District - Teach Me How To Dougie [Dancing]
Dua Lipa - New Rules [Fortnite]
Bell Biv Devoe - Poison [Poison, Dancing]
Walk The Moon - Shut Up And Dance [Dancing]
Childish Gambino - Heartbeat [Dancing]
Cee Lo Green - Fuck You [Toxicity]
Tenacious D - Inward Singing [Toxicity]
Tones and I - Dance Monkey [Dancing, Fortnite]
Fortnite Death SFX

The Lore Transcripts: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10V1fGVgItX9SrXj7eBHHq_Z6S-bGT8gOu2QUQzOVsSk/edit?usp=sharing

The Next Vote: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfPsznG0jvt9-rtAeCt6sMQGk-icEXQmlzGvZJXdhr11vBNuA/viewform?usp=sf_link

The Discord: https://discord.gg/Wj85uj3j

GROOVY STREAM

happy new year!!
(track from the Duck World Tournament Dat Boi takeover! last year!)
https://youtu.be/HLYxE8LVHz8

robbie rotten meets dat boi 2023

i'd like to walk

TRACK AND ARTWORK BY @crunkjesus-nwg-part2

CHARACTERS: Angel Dust, ToeJam & Earl

--

"FUCK DO I GET, ANYWAY?"

- Oh! Some YouTube animations never hurt anybody, right?... What the hell is an "A24"?
(Hazbin Hotel, Bigtop Burger, Great: The Show, GLITCH Productions)
(mid90s, Stop Making Sense, Everything Everywhere All At Once, Uncut Gems)

- DRUGS! and FUCKIN'! LOTS of it! Haha... Of course eh, as long as ya don't mind, baby. But I know I'm irresistible.
(Semi-Charmed Life, Swimming Pools, PERCS | PERCZ, Trap Queen)
(Ayesha Erotica, Birthday Sex, Absolute Territory, God Loves You)

- ...I mean, "hell" feels pretty on the nose, but I understa-whaWOAH! Now what the hell do you want me to get outta SPIDERS!?
(Hell of a Life, DOOM Eternal, DEMONDICE, HELLMODE)
(Spiderwebs, Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse, Slint - Spiderland, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars)

- Alriiiiiight, last one! "Hotels"? ...Really? I was hopin' over the years that'cha got ya act together, but this is eeeehh.... kinda embarrassing.
(Hotel Mario, Hotel Room Service, Hotel California, Neutral Milk Hotel)

- Hey, y'know what? FUCK THAT! I'm a FUCKIN' WINNER HERE! I should be gettin' whatever the BITCH I WANT!
(...Oh. Okay.)

--

"HERE'S YA SONGS USED, PRICK."

Jet Set Radio - Humming the Bassline [ToeJam & Earl - Oddball SEGA IP's]
ToeJam & Earl in Panic on Funkotron - Menu Beats [ToeJam & Earl - Oddball SEGA IP's]
ToeJam & Earl: Back in the Groove! - Rocket Rap [ToeJam & Earl - Oddball SEGA IP's]
Various Angel Dust SFX/Voicelines [Angel Dust - YouTube animation/A24]
ToeJam & Earl III: Mission to Earth - Roll Call [ToeJam & Earl - Oddball SEGA IP's]
Hazbin Hotel - Loser, Baby [Angel Dust - YouTube animation/A24]
Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back [Angel Dust - Sex/Suggestive themes]
DEMONDICE - Snake Eyes [Angel Dust - Demons]
CupcakKe - Gum [Angel Dust - Sex]
Triple_sSs - Big Beat Mario [Angel Dust - Hotels]
Fatboy Slim - Fucking in Heaven [Angel Dust - Sex]
Dangoheart Animation - Vaporeon Copypasta, Animated [Angel Dust - YouTube animation/Suggestive themes]
Moe Shop, Hentai Dude - Superstar [Angel Dust - Sex]
Moe Shop, Jamie Paige, Shiki - Love Taste [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes]
Beastie Boys - Shake Your Rump [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes]
London Pop Show - Laurent Lombard [Angel Dust - Sex (ZONE-Tan)]
El Chombo, Cutty Ranks - Dame Tu Cosita [Angel Dust - Sex/Suggestive themes, ToeJam & Earl - Aliens]
Your Favorite Martian - Tig Ol' Bitties [Angel Dust - Sex/Suggestive themes, ToeJam & Earl - Aliens]
"Angel Dust Gets Flustered by Lucifer! (Hazbin Hotel Comic-Dub)" [Angel Dust - YouTube animation/A24]
Beastie Boys - Hey Ladies [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes]
"https://twitter.com/PanksterVT/status/1725219270987002039" [Angel Dust - Sex/Suggestive themes]
BlasphamousHD "She is such a bad bitch tho!" [Angel Dust - Sex]
SPIGOTTAN - ytp sexer [Angel Dust - Sex]

Funk Up The Bassline

Prophet's Key to Profit

What's this...?

This arrangement was made by Cameron @tx_cameron with art by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07 and 2D37 @insignificant-weeaboo. Stay Jammin!
Hello internet, welcome to MASHUP WEEK. Well, that's what he would say if he didn't get kicked out of the bracket. Billie Eilish was easy to deal with, but it seems Scott wasn't cool enough to defeat Heavy.
SCOTT THE WOZ: "Hey all! Scott here! A couple weeks ago, I didn't really EXPECT to be upstaged by some russian guy that eats sandwiches all day, but hey, it happens."
To be fair, Scott wasn't torn up too much about his loss. It's a MIRACLE within itself that TF2 is still relevant. But before he could set up his outro, he couldn't help but notice something incredibly... off.

"Y'know, I sure do love being in the void! In a place where there's nothing but 𝖉𝖆𝖗𝖐𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖕𝖆𝖎𝖗, it certainly makes up for everything with such an invitingly d̸͇͙̎́à̵̲r̵̢͙͛k̴͓̈̚ atmosphere, especially while I'm slowly losing my memories and sentience.
I just want E̶̟̰͒̽V̷̳̺͛È̴̝R̵͎̪͛Y̵̜̙͆O̴͈̽̉N̴̤̆Ê̵̹̌ ̷̬̺͐ț̶̒o̶̡͙̾́ ̶̈́͂ͅṡ̵̢͙h̸̻͋a̵̜̾r̵̜̆e̶͕͛ t̵̠̎̈̈́̽̓͑̃̃͋̌͠͠h̵͓͇̰̮̲̩̬̰̦̼̰͙͑́̈́̈͠i̴̞͚̣̺̪̰̼̣̦̺̖͈͑̄̀͆͗̈́̿̃̋͜͝͝͝ṣ̷̡͙̤͇̞̰̣̪̻͎̠͓͆͊ ̵̲̍ṗ̴̧̬̞̯̥͉͚̥̣̠̬͝a̴͇̰̔͆̓͛̈́̍͑̔̌͝ĩ̵̟̞̮͓̱͕͐̐ͅǹ̸̟͇̲̫̌̅͛̀͒́̑̈́̀̂ ̵̩̖͖͍͖̫̄͌̈w̵̨̫̠̟̮̤̆̋̂̈̌í̵̯͉͍̗̘̞̯̞͍͕̀͐̽̋̍̑̒̒t̴̙̬̅̊̈́�̶̦̀̀̈́͊͗́̌̐͑͂̈̚ḥ̸̮͔̖͚͍̃̽̔̇͒͝͝ ̸̡̛̲̻̭͔̟͚̮͒̑̊͆̕ͅm̷̢̡͓̞̘͎̰͐͐̆͊̀͗̓̆̉̚̚͜e̵̡̮̗͎̙̝͍͍̣̫̍͑͑̉̐͋̓̿̔̚͠!̵̺̤͔̦͐̓͌̌̍̈́̃̕͘!! �̶̦̀̀̈́͊͗́̌̐͑͂̈̚�̶̦̀̀̈́͊͗́̌̐͑͂̈̚�̶̦̀̀̈́͊͗́̌̐͑͂̈̚ t̵̛̛̙̻̙͇͍̮̞͔̙͕̣͔̝͙̰̰̫͉͔͋́̆̓̄̆̂́̌̑͒̿̒́̔͝͠ẹ̵̡̢̧̬͍͈̘͎̭͖̞̭͉̞͎̦͚̙̞͖̜̩̗͗͊̽̓̎̏̅̄̀̔̌͛̓͛̂͆̇́̿̃͊̕͠͝͠r̷̼̮͉̬̰̦̝̫̰̖̻̈̊̅͋̉̈́͂̈́̍̈́͛̽̔̍̄͐͜m̴̛̞̤̻͎̥̥̝̯̼͙̥̖̣͍̑̽͆̇̿͒́͂̍̅̍͘͠i̸̧͕̳͉̻͓͍͇̭̬͎̣͔̭͇̪̫̬̬͔̎͛̉̑̄́̓̒͆̍̕͝n̸̨̧͇̤̘̙͚̱̥̟͔̪̲͒̒̓̍̆̓̒̃͑̕͜a̴̢̯̫̝̤̔͗́͑̽̎̂̈̇̇̈́̈́̈́͋͋͆̓̕͜͝l̴̛̩͔̰̳̗̋̾̏̊͗̓̀͆͘ͅ ̷̢̡̝̯͙̺͓͇̝̻̜̟̒̀̎̊͆̈́̋̔͗͆̀͠i̸̡̹̗͉͉̯̦̣̘̺̺͛́̎̈́̄̎͊̀͌̓͑͘͜l̸͖̺̤̞̭̭̜̙͈̏̈́̿̆͒͐͒̌̅͜l̸̛̗̲͖̙͎̟͇͍̺̝̫̦̜̺̺̱̩͈̗̻̫̦̺̜͆͊͆̀̒͋̐̾̅͘͜ņ̴̡̲̬̖͖̜̳̠̆̓͗̉͑̓̈́͒̔̓͆̀̔͗̈̚̕͝͝͝͠e̶̢̧̛͈̠͕̗͉̭̮͕̪̤̩̝̼̳̰̒͋̂̽̔̾͝ͅş̴̢̧͔̱͎̯̱̯̠̯͎̰̗̯̲̞̰͍̱͉͚̩́͂̅̌̇͒̃̈́̑̿̿̕s̶̞̤̱̝̗͓̖̪̽͊̚͜"

Scientific Breakout

Track: vvsvlogs @vvsvlogs
Arin Hanson Illustration: aeiouko @keep-smyling
Princess Illustration: Dafisha @dafisha21

The Simple Plot Of Lone Digger

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...
What can I say that hasn't already been said?
This whole event has been a waste of my damn time. A double loss... How shameful. Now, had this been a "different" kind of tournament, and surely I would have came out on top. Besides, I have more pressing things to attend to. 
(And to think I could have won...)
... No. NO. NO!!
I KNOW that I SHOULD HAVE WON!! Nothing I did was ANY different from ANYONE ELSE, SO WHY IS IT THAT I STILL SUFFERED?! 
... D-Damn it... Even with everything I had...

Tch. 
It's those bloody Joestars and their music that held me back.
I refuse to believe that was everything I got. In fact, I hardly even REVEALED my FULL potential. I KNOW how strong I really am. And I won't let some... SOME... PETTY music tournament challenge my LIMITS!! THERE ARE NO LIMITS. NOT WITH ME!! NEVER!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Sutando no pawā o zenkai da!! Fujimi!! Furōfushi! SUTANDO PAWÂ!!!

ZA W Â  R   U    D     O           !

This final track was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundcloud with stunning art by DiamondBrickZ @diamondbrickz. Sorry for the delay, but this art was certainly worth the wait!

A callback to Dio's magnificent feats.
★ ConstipatedNugget - Bloody Chest
★ TheGuy - Freek'n Earfquake
★ El Senva - Portable Stand
★ Flair - The Hand Pumps it Louder
★ Toothn't -「!OVERDRIVE!」Activated / Dragula's Proud Scientist
★ Mr. 404 - It's Ya Boy, Giorno!
★ CactusTeam - Livin' La Bloody Loca
★ CactusTeam - Sacrificing the Pillar Mobs
★ Vincent Mashups - Fallen Days
★ DiamondBrickZ - Za Bloody Burning Trainwreck!
★ TheGuy - Pop Star's Requiem 
★ Toothn't - Noisy Recess With the Crew
★ GoldM -「U.N.I.T.Y.」
★ ConstipatedNugget - Victory! Dio Brando

BRACKET: A, Round 1
Dio loses to Lord Farquaad. (59.18% - 40.82%)
LOSERS: Round 1
Dio is crushed by Herobrine. (67.74% - 32.26%)

Stay Jammin, Dio. Maybe one day「THE WORLD」will see your full potential.

世界の終わり!「Final Roundabout」

VOTE NOW! https://forms.gle/awD1bTL7YBRWodnx8
Track by @popopo_3 and @lemolemoo
Vs. Template by @trans-rights
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Shadow: Haha, ONE.
Reigen Arataka: CHEESEBURGER TORNADO!
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discord.gg/k3aPAmw
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Music: Bone Town
Original Songs (Both):
Sonic Forces - Ghost Town 
Sonic Heroes - Mystic Mansion

Original Songs (G.U.N.):
Sonic Adventure 2 - Live and Learn 
Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force - Gadget Room

Original Songs (Reigen Arataka):
Skeleton Boomerang - Disco Necropolis
Red&Green - Le baron fantôme
Undertale - Bonetrousle
Plants vs. Zombies - Loonboon
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G.U.N.
- Tracks featuring songs related to any president of the U.S.
(ex: Songs from Obama's yearly playlists)

- Tracks featuring songs about the United States of America
(ex: America Fuck Yeah, God Bless the U.S.A., songs from Hamilton)

- Tracks featuring songs from 3D Sonic the Hedgehog games
(ex: Live and Learn, Escape From the City, I Am... All of Me)

- Tracks featuring songs related to Secret Agents and Spies
(ex: International Super Spy, songs from Goldeneye 007)

Reigen Arataka
- Tracks featuring songs from Shonen-styled works
(ex: Mob Psycho 100 OST, One Punch Man OST)

- Tracks featuring songs related to ghosts, spirits, and the general undead
(ex: Ghostbusters, Spooky Scary Skeletons, The Walking Dead OST)

- Tracks featuring songs related to business and finance, or characters with money-related desires
(ex: Whales, Price, WarioWare OST)

[W R1 M6 - Act 1] Bone Town

Track by: @xinos1 / @bloss0m-music
Art by: twitter.com/telepotato (Sources: https://pastebin.com/xX5uqe5Q)
Characters represented: Jack Skellington (ft. King Slime, Zalgar, and Koishi)

T'was the night of the match, and his journey met its end. Opponents saw him not as a rival, but rather, a friend. There was not a mean bone in his body, and he only wished to spread cheer, he was truly something special, for even the cat was here! While he may have not won, he sure as heck had fun. Filling every day with holiday delight, and every night with holiday fright, Jack Skellington ensured that everyone had quite a special flight. He learned much from his competition, and when it ended he never seemed to frown, for instead, he would bring his new stories and knowledge back with him to Halloween Town! He waved goodbye to his former opponents, reminiscing upon each fight, "a thank to you all, and to all a goodnight!"

For now we say goodbye to The Great Pumpkin King, so farewell, Jack Skellington, and thank you for everything.
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Sources:
- Songs associated with the Christmas season (You’re A Mean One, All I Want For Christmas, Carol of The Bells, Deck The Halls, Frosty The Snowman, etc.)
- Songs relating Halloween and the “spooky monsters” commonly associated with it (Monster Mash, Ghostbusters, Kyun! Vampire Girl, Spooky Scary Skeletons, songs from the Plants Vs. Zombies franchise, etc.)
- Songs appearing in or relating to Tim Burton films (Songs relating The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Sweeney Todd, Batman (1989), Edward Scissorhands, etc.)

Songs used:
 Love Live! School idol festival - Snow Halation (Winter Season)
 Wham! - Last Christmas (Christmas)
 Plants vs. Zombies - Zen Garden (Undead)
 Undertale - Bonetrousle (Undead)
 SiIvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis - voiceless (Christmas)
 Wham! - Last Christmas (Ludwig Cover) (Christmas)
 Undertale - Megalovania (Undead)
 THE iDOLM@STER - Kyun! Vampire Girl (Halloween/Undead)
 The Nightmare Before Christmas - This Is Halloween (Halloween)

Match Cameos:
Billie Eilish - You Should See Me In A Crown (Royalty)
The Weeknd - Can't Feel My Face (Weekends)
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Memories)

And To All, A Good Night!

art by aeiouko! check them out! https://twitter.com/c0ffee_crazee
here comes still yet another funny!
@theguys-spicy-soundclown
@theguys-fourth-archive
@theguy-v3-because-why
@theguytwo-themashupenning
@theguy-the-meme-master

also look for theguy's discord server on november 13, for lots of music, videos, and extras (mainly fusion collabs) discord.gg/xtFKjw5

robbie rotten meets dat boi 2023

TheGuy V.6

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