I think these two go together surprisingly well - peanut butter and jelly esque, if you will. Oh, and despicable me is here, too.

Thumbnail is unfortunately permanent.

SOURCES:
Cooler than Me - Mike Posner
Bad Guy - Billie Eilish
Despicable Me - Despicable Me Movie OST (Pharrell Williams)

Take care!

Badder than Me

First thing's first: thanks to @assorted-interests and @daymanoursavior for giving this track a review before I posted it! I appreciate your guys' feedback, and I can only hope that I was able to apply it adequately.

As of writing this description, this account has hit 100 followers! I guess it's a small milestone, in the grand scheme of things, but I'd like to thank you all who do follow for contributing. I'm happy that people find the silly little things I make enjoyable, it means a lot to me that I can cheer people up with what I make, plus being a part of this little community.

Anyhow, onto the track itself. Originally, I was trying to mash up We Like to Party (a.k.a. Vengabus) and Radioactive, since I wanted to make a joke about "checking out on the Vengabus." I gave up and made this instead. Not sure which outcome would have been better, but I think this sounds ok for what it is, and that's good enough for me.

Obviously, all of the liberty prime quotes are used in jest - I'm not trying to seriously untangle political issues in a mashup. Lets all keep our pitchforks down, alright? Thank you in advance.

SOURCES:
Audio from Fallout 4's intro cinematic
Kung Fu Fighting - Carl Douglas
Radioactive - Imagine Dragons
Dialogue from Liberty Prime from Fallout 3 

Take care!

Fallout 4 Intro (Hong Kong Release)

Go check out the full version: https://soundcloud.com/englishnarwhal/mambo-deez-nuts
@englishnarwhal is a rather rad fellow, too, so go check out their other stuff. Follow them, maybe. Maybe even like and repost!

(Original Description)
Just so you know, me uploading this frequently is not a common thing - making this was a spur-of-the-moment event.

I was in the process of getting stems and acapellas for a different Mambo Number 5 mashup I was going to make in the far future when I suddenly realized that Mambo Number 5 and Scatman's world kinda sorta might go together. I tried it out and, yeah, after some crude work in Audacity, they DO go together. But I don't have any interest in finishing this, given that it would compete with my limited upload time. That being said, I think a full version that was high-effort would be RAD, and so I hand the mantle of responsibility to someone else who is more qualified than me.

(This post was also inspired by @daymanoursavior and their latest post, which was a Scatman meme.)

SOURCES;
Scatman's World - Scatman John
Scatman (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop) - Scatman John
Mambo Number 5 - Lou Bega
"Only a spoonful" vine meme
"Stop posting about Among Us" meme audio
Monsoon's Meme Speech - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Ending credits of "Doki Doki Literature Club!"

Take care!

Please go thank EnglishNarwhal for finishing this joke.

I didn't try too hard with this one. Volume warning for the end, sensibility warning for the whole thing.

SOURCES:
Carry on Wayward Son - Kansas
Sound effects from the game "Among Us"
Audio from the "Stop Posting about Among Us" meme

I am sorry. Real content coming eventually.

Wayward sus

At the time of writing, this account has surpassed 20 thousand plays! Not a huge milestone, I suppose, but it's more than I expected from this humble little account. Thank you all for your patronage!

Anyone remember that one Eminem + Caillou joke I uploaded a while back and swiftly deleted? Maybe I should try redoing it - it was pretty awful, but sometimes that's just the thing you need for your soundcloud profile, y'know? In any event, I would be shocked if nobody had thought of this idea before - although the fact is that executing it is not as simple as slapping an acapella over an instrumental. "We are Young" actually changes tempo a few times throughout the song, and I had to surgically remove some parts of "YMCA" so that things flowed well throughout.

Also, is it me, or are both of these songs kind of repetitive? Hopefully that hasn't bled too much into this mashup.

SOURCES:
Intro to "The Magic School Bus" children's show
Revenge (Minecraft Parody) - Jordan Maron and TryHardNinja
YMCA - Village People
Just Lose it - Eminem
We are Young (feat. Janelle Monáe) - fun.
"Go Crazy Go Stupid" meme

Take care!

Kids at the YMCA

The filename for this project is "PaulMcCarthyCallsYouASimp.wav" - even though it's actually Paul McCartney who sang "Simply Having a wonderful christmastime." The more you know.

Also, this is filler, and low quality filler at that. If you want a higher effort post, go give https://soundcloud.com/throwawayaccountjuan/ok_its_almost_done/s-tnLq1lrbwE6?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing a listen. 

SOURCE:
Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime - Paul McCartney

Take care!

-ly Having a Wonderful Christmastime

Want to listen to the version without a copyright buffer? Look no further: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ToDtRJAGc35CdA_M2QAW-z1t4LnfMysF/view?usp=sharing

Multiple tracks in one week? It's more likely than you think! In truth, I'm really busy right now, and I'm only going to be busier in the coming weeks, so I'm pushing out a couple of mashups now while I can to tide y'all over. Besides, I'm releasing something that I've personally been looking forward to on Sunday, but since it's not a mashup I'm expecting it to get zero traction. Who knows, maybe releasing another long-form mashup beforehand can give it a fighting chance of being seen. (Anyone's guess, really.)

SOURCES:
Boogie Wonderland - Earth, Wind, & Fire
Inferno Galore - Carpenter Brut
Otis - Super Hexagon OST (Chipzel)
Roller Mobster - Carpenter Brut
Courtesy - Super Hexagon OST (Chipzel)
Breakdance Beach - Hail Mary Mallon

Take care!

Chip, Brut, & Boogie

Have you ever had an idea that won't leave you alone? Then you try implementing it and realize that it doesn't really work, but you're so committed to seeing it happen that you keep pushing forward anyway?

Yeah, that's this idea. I was going to have it transition into a full mashup, but by the time I finished the intro things were so catastrophic (and I was so out of motivation) that I just called it a day. I guess this crosses off the obligatory Snow Halation mashup that I have to do as part of being a Soundclown-ist...? Lets hope so, because I don't think I should touch Snow Halation ever again.

SOURCES:
Snow Halation - μ's
Ridin' Dirty - Chamillionaire 

Take care!

Halators be Halating

The Steven Universe fandom has been real quiet ever since the movie dropped. Let's change that. :)

Ok, now for a bit of a confession: ever since I started making mashups, I've wanted to make this joke. No kidding - that whole bit with the vocals starting too early has been in my head for over a year. It's about time that I got it out of my system.

For the uninitiated, "how to piss off the steven universe fandom" was a meme on Soundcloud back in 2016, and it was a Soundclown staple for a while, usually reserved for mashups of "Alone Together" (although occasionally "Stronger than you") with some other lewd source, plus a meme-y or lewd thumbnail. As memes go, it's suuuuper dead, but obviously that hasn't stopped (and will never stop) me.

SOURCES:
Stronger than You - Steven Universe OST (Rebecca Sugar)
Gangnam Style - Psy
Stronger than You (Undertale Parody) - Alfa995 (unsure if they're the original composer or just the animator)
MEGALOVANIA - Undertale OST (Toby Fox)
WAP - Cardi B
The Nutshack Theme Song - The Nutshack OST
Gas Pedal - Sage the Gemini
Gas Gas Gas - Manuel
Through the Fire and the Flames - Dragonforce
Bonfire - Childish Gambino (a.k.a. Donald Glover)
Lose Yourself - Eminem
Whales - Hail Mary Mallon
Paper Planes - M.I.A.
The Time is Now - John Cena & others

Take care!

How to piss off the Steven Universe fandom: pt. 40±5

I finished this mashup at the behest of @user-352444643 (although they may not have thought I was being serious); the idea came while listening to a remix of "Do it all the Time" by @keep-smyling, where I noticed how similar that song and "CORE" were. It's not my funniest or most original idea, but I think it's alright.

I was also planning to have "Redesign your logo" play for far longer in this mashup, but most of the vocals in that song have this funny kind of dissonance to them that clashed pretty strongly with the other sources in the mashup, so I had to keep it pretty limited.

Oh, and sorry about the copyright buffer - not much I can do about that, though. If it's not there, this track would not stay uploaded. 

SOURCES:
Do It All The Time - I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME
CORE - Undertale OST (Toby Fox)
Redesign your Logo - Lemon Demon
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk
Human after All - Daft Punk

Take care!

CORE-PORATE

Want to hear a version without the buffer at the start? You're in luck! You can find one at the following link: https://drive.google.com/file/d/10D_JdBMvNOgrVr_dS0tc6JFkLkCKjVBy/view?usp=sharing

Yeah, so I felt so bad about the terrible joke I made earlier that I decided to make a mashup from scratch to make it up to y'all. No, I don't have the time to be doing this, but I did it anyways. 

This idea's been knocking around in my head for a while, actually, but I just assumed that it had been made already, so I didn't bother. But hey, I haven't been able to find said mashup anywhere else on here, so I guess I'll call dibs.

SOURCES:
Ievvan Polkka - Hatsune Miku (I think)
You spin me Round (Like a record) - Dead or Alive
Sail - Awolnation

Take care!

Leekspin me Right Round

It hasn't been too long since I last thanked everyone for pushing me to 20k listens, and as of writing we're at more than double that! I'm super happy y'all like my stuff, and I'm glad I can share it with you. Thank you all for the patronage and support!

I'd say this is my magnum opus as far as "meme mashups" goes. It's both listenable and filled with memes, which isn't a given in this business! It also took longer than I expected - sorry it was released a little behind schedule, life's been busy.

Also, a question to the comments: what are your opinions on apricots? A little random, but I want to gauge popular sentiment on this.

SOURCES:
Hey Ya! - OutKast
Big Black Horse and the Cherry Tree - KT Tunstall
Cherry Pie - Warrant
Paralyzer - Finger Eleven
Oh Yeah - Yello
Cha Cha Slide - DJ Casper
I know you want me (Calle Ocho) - Pitbull
War - Norman Whitfield & Barret Strong (sung by Edwin Starr)
Tipsy - J-Kwon
Errrbody In The Club Gettin Tipsy - Nyanners
This anime moan in particular: https://soundcloud.com/declider/animemoan (It seems like the original uploader deleted it. I guess it's been lost to time.)
Mooselini's Car Rap - PaRappa the Rapper OST (Masaya Matsuura)
Gas Pedal - Sage the Gemini

Take care!

Big Black Cherry Pie

Two things to get out of the way first: thanks to @assorted-interests for previewing this track before I released it to ensure it didn't sound terrible, and credit to Santiago Hunson on Youtube for doing the opposite version of this same mashup before me. (I hadn't realized someone had executed this idea until a couple of days before I finished it, so I'd say it was an example of convergent evolution in mashup-making.) You can find a link to their version of the mashup here: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vPsiGFBnkk

Also, the idea for this mashup came from the same place that most of my best mashup ideas come from: me lying listlessly in my bed at night trying to fall asleep, with my mind racing (ha). I thought of the mashup idea and then the title in rapid succession, and I'm fairly sure I said "HOLY SHIT" out loud when thinking of the title in particular. Then I ran to my computer to write it down and, with that done, headed back to bed. Funny, that's actually the same way that my previous mashup was made, except I opted to write the idea down on a piece of junk mail lying on my desk. Not the shitpost, mind you, the actual mashup - the "not a fan of the word breedable" one. You know what I mean.

I'm not sure if anyone thinks the title is as funny as I thought it was, but I hope you enjoy the mashup anyways. These two songs feel like a match made in heaven honestly, I think it'd be hard for me to screw that up.

SOURCES:
Life is a Highway - Rascall Flatts (Originally by Tom Cochrane)
Free Fallin' - Tom Petty
Freeway driving sound effects, plus some sounds of me using the turn signals in me mum's car

Take care!

Life Is A Freeway

Well, we've dug ourselves down this far. I don't see any reason why we shouldn't keep going.

SOURCES:
Man snoring meme sound effect
Bad Romance - Lady Gaga
"Loud Nigra" sound effect
Camel by Camel - Sandy Marton
"Bad Gas" Pill Sound effect from the Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
Fart with reverb meme sound effect

Get away from this wretched place, lest your humor become as warped as my own. In other words, take care!

Oh hey, look, it's the bottom of the barrel

First thing's first: thanks to @englishnarwhal for giving this a listen before I posted it.  Always appreciate your time, man!

This was another one of my ideas born while I was trying to fall asleep; it forced me to get up at 11 PM to go write it down on a piece of junk mail on my desk. It was initially just Stand by Me and Old Town Road, but I felt that Country Roads was too fitting to leave out, so I added it.

Not much else to say, really. I'm hoping to get a Slowed + Reverb joke out in the coming weeks, but who knows how that'll go. In the meanwhile, for those of you reading this soon after I post this, enjoy Thanksgiving!

SOURCES:
Stand by Me - Ben E. King
Take me Home, Country Roads - John Denver
Old Town Road - Lil Nas x (Feat. Billy Ray Cyrus)

Take care!

Stand by that Old, Country Road

First things first: thank you to @wakerlink and @bootsnakemusic for reviewing this track and giving feedback before I released it! I always appreciate your help, guys.

Back in the early days of Soundcloud memes - what used to be called "weird Soundcloud" and might now be called "Soundclown" - Skrillex memes were the bread and butter of the community. They were everywhere, mostly because Skrillex was so incredibly popular and influential on the Dubstep scene. You don't hear much about Skrillex these days, though, he could never quite reclaim the acclaim he got during the start of his career. That must be demoralizing...but on the bright side, on rare occasions people like me will remember him and make shitposts with his music. That's something, I guess?

Anyways, ULTRAKILL is a fun game, and one of the only games that I play intermittently these days. I don't have steam installed, so I just redownload the free demo off of itch.io, perfect-rank all of the levels as fast as I can, then uninstall it. I've finally learnt how to dash-jump consistently! (But as far as I can tell, the momentum preservation mechanics implemented into the slide aren't present in the demo version, so I can't do any super crazy speedrun stuff.) 

If you've never played it and are curious, try out the demo - it's free, and should give you enough content for you to make an informed decision about buying the full version(although, as a warning, it's still in early-access and incomplete). You can find the demo here: https://hakita.itch.io/ultrakill-prelude

SOURCES:
Into the Fire - ULTRAKILL OST (Heaven Pierce Her a.k.a Arsi Patala)
Kyoto - Skrillex (ft. Sirah)
Unstoppable Force - ULTRAKILL OST (Heaven Pierce Her a.k.a Arsi Patala)
Various sound effects from the game ULTRAKILL

Take care!

ULTRASKRILL

Thank you to @englishnarwhal for previewing this track and giving some feedback on it before it was released. Hopefully I applied your advice correctly!

This track is dedicated to @user-745201035 (or, alternatively, @secondmurkrow). They're a silly little fella that have made...a lot of mashups. Like, I don't think you understand just how many - at a certain point in time, they had over 24 hours of mashups uploaded to Soundcloud. Granted, most of  'em were messy, but there were some gems in there too. (Sadly, since that 21-hour long upload relied on having the trial of Soundcloud Pro, it's gone now. Maybe it'll come back someday.) That more playful and fun side of mashup making is one that I think is easy to lose if all you're doing is trying to get more Plays, Likes, and Followers, and I wanted to lean into it for this mashup. Also, since Murkrow has a proclivity for using W.A.P, I chose a bunch of similar sources so that this mash would have a similar "flavor" to theirs.

Keep on doing what you like, Murkrow - live your best life, like we all should.

SOURCES:
Ambient Boreal forest sounds from the BBC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEmVeTsQEqQ
"Deez Nuts" Vine Sound Effect
"Infernal Galop" from the Opera "Orpheus in the Underworld" - Jacques Offenbach (I'm not sure who performed this version - sorry!)
Beep Block Skyway - Super Mario 3D World OST (Mahito Yokota, Toru Minegishi, Yasuaki Iwata, Koji Kondo)
W.A.P. - Cardi B (featuring Megan Thee Stallion)
Yankin - Lady
We R Who We R - Kesha
S.L.A.B. Freestyle - Chip Tha Ripper
Up - Cardi B
Hot Girl Summer - Megan Thee Stallion (featuring Nicki Minaj and Ty Dolla $ign)
Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-a-Lot

Take care!

Murkrow Nature Tapes

No, I'm not late, you're late. Shut up!

(So, if you couldn't tell, I've been procrastinating on this one. Also, life has been extra-busy as of late, so I haven't had the time that I would have liked to work on mashups in general. I can't promise that I'll return to a "normal" schedule any time soon, but I'll do my best to post fun filler when I can. Hopefully this is good enough in the meanwhile!)

Since people are wondering what happened to the thumbnail, here's the original: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1QGSbkzTJRDac-6w6izqsJXJFdTZkYrlk/view?usp=sharing

SOURCES:
Let's Get it On - Marvin Gaye
Dreams of Love and Literature - Doki Doki Literature Club OST (Dan Salvado)
Your Reality - Doki Doki Literature Club OST (Dan Salvado, sung by Jillian Ashcraft)
Poem Panic! - Doki Doki Literature Club OST (Dan Salvado)
Oh Yeah - Yello
Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
Sayo-Nara - Doki Doki Literature Club OST (Dan Salvado)
Sad Machine - Porter Robinson

Take care!

Happy Valentine's Day :)

Here's a fun mashup for Easter, I guess. Not very Easter-themed, if you ask me, and uploaded at the literal end of Easter (as in, there are a few minutes before midnight as of uploading). But hey, there are bunny ears in the thumbnail. So, yeah, Easter themed.

More than anything, I wanted to mess around with the instrumental of "Hips Don't Lie," and this is what came out! Honestly, not my best work, but I hope it's alright.

SOURCES:
Hips Don't Lie - Shakira
Remember the Name - Fort Minor
Fuck You - Ceelo Green (Commonly known as "Forget you")
In the End - Linkin Park

Take care!

Remember These Hips and Cry

First thing's first: thanks to @englishnarwhal for reviewing this track before I published it to give me some feedback! It's always appreciated, man.

So, I don't really know what's going on in Arcuria's (@avonae) Sky Struck series, at least not plotwise. There are people with magical powers? And an alternate race of furries in space? It's a lot like JoJo's Bizarre adventure, far as I can gather, and there's a funny clock man with a hat who is the best character (fight me). What I am sure of is that there's a surprisingly large female cast, and that female cast tends to be well-endowed and either showing a reasonable amount of skin or having clothes that are quite...form fitting, I think would be the best description. Hey, Arcuria knows what sells; it's no coincidence that https://soundcloud.com/skystruck/154-mitchie-jooru-kitsy-chr is the most commented track in the entirety of the first chapter of the series. 

Anyways, all of that aside, the music SLAPS - there are some real earworms in the soundtrack, like "CLOUD," the song that forms the backbone of this mashup. If you're into quality VGM, give the soundtrack a listen! And if the bangers in the soundtrack won't entice you to tune in, perhaps the hangers in the soundtrack will. (Look, it's a joke in bad taste, I agree, but my brain wouldn't let me not make it. I'm sorry.)

SOURCES:
CLOUD - SkyStruck Chapter 2 OST (Arcuria) - Auroralia – 17-cloud
Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
Feliz Navidad - Jose Feliciano
CORE - UNDERTALE OST (Toby Fox)
Living in the City - Sonic R OST (Richard Jacques)
Fastest Thing Alive - Sonic the Hedgehog Saturday Morning Cartoon Show theme (Andy Heyward, Robby London, & Noisy Neighbors)
Through the Fire and the Flames - Dragonforce
Gangnam Style - PSY
Victorious - Panic! At the Disco
Shots - LMFAO
Riverside - Sidney Samson
Bonfire - Childish Gambino
Plastic Love - Maria Takeuchi
Run Away - Sunstroke (a.k.a. Epic Sax guy song)
Give me Everything - Pitbull (feat. Afrojack, Ne-Yo, and Nayer)
Careless Whisper - George Michael
Let's Get it On - DMX
TECHNOCOLOR (Earliest Version) - R.V. Pine's DELTARUNE fan soundtrack

Take care!

[SOUND]CLOUD

I've wanted to use this thumbnail for a long time. It's been several months since I made it, and I've had several iterations of this mashup that I was making to specifically fit this thumbnail. I'm reasonably happy with this version of the mashup, although the prior version was good in its own right (but I was having some creative block with it).

On another note, the title isn't very inspired, is it? I couldn't come up with anything clever at the time of posting, sadly. It's late at night and I spent most of the day baking a chocolate cake and making empanadas, which was wonderful but not terribly stimulating in a creative sense. (I can provide pictures of the cake if anyone's interested.)

Also, I realize (only after posting) that I've made a grave mistake. Hit the quan does not appear in this mashup. Damnit, that was one of the goals I had for using the thumbnail! Ah, you know what? Fuck it, we ball. (Just pretend that "Hit the quan" is in the list of sources.)

SOURCES:
Mortal Kombat Theme Song
Sorry for Party Rocking - LMFAO
Heads Will Roll - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
I know you want me - Pitbull
Alors on Danse - Stromae
Yeah! - Usher (ft. Lil Jon & Ludacris)
Crank That - Soulja Boy
Shots - LMFAO ft. Lil Jon
Kiss me Thru the Phone (Pitbull version) - Soulja Boy et. al
Boom Boom Pow - Black Eyed Peas
Just Dance - Lady Gaga
Fire Burning - Sean Kingston
Pump it Harder - Black Eyed Peas
Metal pipe falling sound effect

Take care!

Death Dance

I don't know if many people know of Nelward's work, but that should change. Nelward is a good artist, and I'm a big fan, make's a lot of Neil Cicierega style music, but with a distinct style. I don't know if that makes any sense, having just written it out, but screw it, it's how I feel. If you like Neil, you'll probably like Nelward, that's what I'm ultimately saying. You can check them out here: https://soundcloud.com/nelward

In other news, I'm getting a root canal for my back molar tomorrow. Kind of came out of nowhere, I take good care of my teeth (or, I'd like to think I do). I'm not really looking forward to it, but if it's for the best, then I'll do what I must. I'm just glad that I have dental insurance, y'know? It's a ton of money out of pocket otherwise.

SOURCES:
Just the Two of Us - Grover Washington Jr./Bill Withers et al. 
Goosebumps TV Show intro theme - Jack Lenz
Various Generic Ghost Sound-Effects
A voice clip of the spy from Team Fortress 2 that also sounds like a ghost sound
GHOST - Nelward
Innuendo - Nelward

Take care!

Ghost and I

The thumbnail is a drawing of "The Sandman" weapon from TF2. Eh? Get it? Like the character of the Sandman, which is a reference to one of the sources in the track? Yeah, I'm on fire today.

Anyways, I couldn't unhear this connection, and I've honestly been feeling a little out of it in terms of mashup making as of late, so this is all I could really whip up. I am working on something else, though, but no promises on when it'll be out! In the meanwhile, I hope all of you have a good time listening to my backlog of (arguably better) mashups.

SOURCES:
Mr. Sandman - Written by Pat Ballard, performed by the Chordettes
It's Just a Burning Memory - James Leyland Kirby
Bed Squeaking Sound effect. No, I'm not sorry.

Take care!

Disease that makes you lose consciousness + Character that makes you lose consciousness

I've got several people to thank for helping me tweak this mashup before release: thank you to @englishnarwhal, @moviedudexd, and @bootsnakemusic (yes, the person starring in the thumbnail), as they all gave me feedback on how to make this mashup better. I always appreciate your help, folks!

I had a feeling I should make a sequel to the original ULTRASKRILL at some point, but I didn't know what direction I should take it in until a certain someone gave me a spark of inspiration. See, internet commenters and pundits aren't always useless! I kid, I kid - I find a whole lot of value in the silly things people say on this platform, be it for my thumbnails, mashup ideas, or just having a good laugh every once and a while. Doesn't make some of the things people say any less ridiculous, worrying, or downright macabre, but the good helps make all the bad more tolerable.

In any event, I've not been releasing much on account of trying to move out of my current home. Unfortunately, I can't guarantee that I'll release a whole lot in the immediate future on account of transitioning into a new location and a different job, but I'll do what I can.

Also, I figure that now is a good time to mention that I've used up approximately 80% of my free minutes - I may have to do another purge, as much as I'd prefer not to. Yes, I know, I can always make another free account, but given how it's very hard to recover followers following an account transition until you've hit a certain size, I'm reticent to do that. Who knows, I'll think of it more as I come closer to the limit. I might end up remastering some of my old mashups so that I can keep them while also having more things that I'm truly satisfied with. (Looking at you, "SHOKK through the Heart")

SOURCES:
Bonfire - Knife Party
Cerberus - ULTRAKILL OST (Heaven Pierce Her)
Wanted Dead or Alive - PAYDAY 2 OST (Simon Viklund)
Bonfire - Childish Gambino
Versus - ULTRAKILL OST (Heaven Pierce Her)
Various Sound effects from ULTRAKILL
Sound effect from a video by Ludwig Ahgren

Take care!

ULTRASKRILL: HELLFIRE

I'm currently moving! As in, most of my things are in boxes, and I will soon be living on a mattress, and will be driving 8 hours away to a new city with some family help very soon. Yeah, that. Hence the hastily-drawn thumbnail, as well as the 5-second track. For now, this is the best I can do. I'll see what I can do about a more complete mashup next weekend, but I'd advise you to temper your expectations.

Also, I've pulled the pin.


EDIT: I have currently finished moving, for now. I'll be having another move out of the place I'm in at the end of the month, but it feels good to have settled down even a little bit. Also, since the public library over here has a proper document scanner, I've updated the thumbnail to not be an image of my drawing taken in 5 seconds and barely edited.

SOURCES:
Gives you Hell - The All-American Rejects
Tik Tok - Ke$ha

Take care!

Pattern Recognition Flashbang

I think this equine carcass has been sufficiently beaten. Let us abandon this worthless joke, and move onto the next.

Oh, and for anyone wondering, the move went well. Got a little complicated once we actually arrived, since our apartment was too small for our stuff and we had to rush to put things into a storage unit, but we'll only be in our current studio for a month until our more permanent apartment lease starts. Can't complain, really. I also have something more significant being cooked up for next weekend - I was debating on whether or not I should try pushing out for today, but I think it should get some more polish first.

SOURCES:
My Last Breath - Evanescence
Chill Shop - DELTARUNE OST (Toby Fox)
The Michael Rosen Rap

Take care, everybody.

The LAST of these stupid jokes that only, like, 4 of you understand

And so, I present to you: one of the more crass mashups I have put out! Two sources have titles with either implied or actual "fuck" in them, and the c-word gets thrown around a few times, too! This one isn't for the faint of heart, folks. (Oh, and I feel like I should clarify this - I am in no way advocating for people to assault women, or men, or people in general, even though one of the lyrics has been modified to say something rather ridiculous and risque. This is all comedy, here.)

Funny story; the reason this took so long was because I was trying to do some pitching madness with Melodyne for the lyrics of "Hope it gives you Hell." I realized - only at the very end of putting the mashup together - that it sounded much better when you simply pitched the vocals up by one semitone, rather than doing the wonky nonsense I was trying. So that was a bit of a bummer! But, hey, it was a learning experience, I guess.

Oh, and sorry if the thumbnail is too scary. I tried to make it be like "what if the Jerma Sus face was in the same lighting conditions as the End of an Empire cover art, and had really heavy shading?" But now I fear that I may give some small children nightmares. Sorry in advance, small children! (But what are you doing here, anyways? You're way too young to be listening to this!)

SOURCES:
Good L_ck (Yo_'re F_cked) - Celldweller
Hope it Gives you Hell - The All-American Rejects
The only thing I know for Real - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance OST (Jamie Cristopheren et al.)
Fucked with an Anchor - Alestorm

Take care!

Hop_ It Giv_s You H_ll

If I'm being honest, I had a more focused vision for this mashup a couple of weeks ago, and it was based on "Tell it to my Heart" and "Can you Feel my Heart," as you might have suspected. But I just couldn't sustain the mash off of those two sources alone - there's not enough interesting lyrical content going on in the latter, at least not to my taste. So it got...increasingly zanier as the mashup progressed. Still sounds ok, I think!

I'm going to see if I can work on a HQ-rip type project soon - as a tribute to both a good man and one of my favourite bands. Perhaps that's enough for some of you to deduce what kind of thing I'm working on. But don't tell anyone, m'kay? ;)

SOURCES:
Tell it to my Heart - Taylor Dayne
Can you Feel my Heart - Bring me the Horizon
DDLC, Minecraft, and Undertale Sound Effects (at various points)
"EMOTIONAL DAMAGE" meme - Steven He
Never Gonna Give you Up - Rick Astley
Kiss me Thru the Phone - Soulja Boy & "Sammie"
I Need a Hero - Bonnie Tyler
All Star - Smash Mouth
Megalo Strike Back - Toby Fox
Viva La Vida - Coldplay
Through the Fire and the Flames - Dragonforce
Cha Cha Slide - DJ Casper
You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) - Dead or Alive
Right Round - Flo Rida (ft. Ke$ha)
Touch Tone Telephone - Lemon Demon (Neil Cicierega)
The Flintstones Theme song (7 Grand Dad bootleg edition) - Hoyt Curtin et al.

Take care!

I just kinda...riffed on Tell it to my Heart

(UPDATE AS OF LATE 2023: The Hinge account has been paused on account of Things and Stuff. :] )
ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION:
And by "me," I mean "the human being running this account," and not "the monochromatic avatar that represents the human running this account." I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I am not a black and white woman perpetually wearing a mask and gloves in real life. But, hey, maybe one of you out there will have the (mis)fortune of running into me on one of these apps! And if you do, and you suspect it's me, don't be weird about it, m'kay? I'm just somebody, and I like my privacy on the whole, don't go spreading that news around.

As for the joke, this whole thing is composed of old ingredients. I made that thumbnail a long time ago for a more serious mashup about loneliness, but I never got around to making it, and I had intended to use "Why you always Lying" with "Fluffing a Duck" but while using a different joke. So it's an old concept with an old thumbnail, for a day where I really don't have anything else to post. Y'all are just going to have to put up with it, alright? No guarantee I'll have something this coming weekend either, since I'm moving again, but I'll see what I can do.

SOURCES:
Why You Always Lying - Nicholas Fraser (based on Too Close by Next)
Fluffing a Duck - Kevin Macleod 
The Time (Dirty Bit) - Black Eyed Peas
I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island (ft. Akon)
Various meme sound effects 

Take care, and stay safe out there!

Not that it's relevant to you all, but I was a hinge user

Want to listen to the version without an intro? Look no further: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1VsZGatDIGyKLQcujlIgQGo_30bgwU8U3/view?usp=sharing

Originally, the "Brugh" thumbnail was intended to be temporary. But I've been trying to upload this damn track for around 2 hours, so I think I'm keeping it this way - it resonates with me emotionally.

Sheesh. Originally, I had this long paragraph written out about how this idea was something I've had for years, and which I've only tried doing now, since I'm happy with how September Sleepwalking has turned out. But you know what got deleted the first time I tried uploading this track and it was taken down for Copyright? Yeah, that entire description. Plus 20 tags. Suffice it to say that, at the late hours of the night that I'm writing this, I'm not in the mood to retell that happy story! Maybe for some other time, I suppose.

Anyways, happy 21st of September! Enjoy the bait-and-switch. :p

SOURCES:
(Intro Mashup)
My Confession - Doki Doki Literature Club! OST (Dan Salvado)
Viva La Vida - Coldplay
All Star - Smash Mouth

(Real-Deal Mashup)
September - Earth, Wind & Fire
Baby I'm Yours - Breakbot
Crazy - Gnarls Barkley
Fame - Irene Cara
Photograph - Nickelback
Clips from Family Guy, South Park, and a 1970s era Pepperidge Farm TV Ad

Take care!

Yeah, I 'tember! (Skip to 1:03)

I've been around my dad a lot more recently. He's got some particular things that he...well, he kind of gets hung up on? No, that's not quite it - it's more like, certain phrases for him are inexorably linked to events or ideas in his head. I think everyone is like this, to an extent, but there are certain phrases or concepts where my dad will ALWAYS remind you of that mental link he has. It's kinda charming, but it also means that I will also suffer from the same wack-ass mental connections that he does if he mentions them enough times.

Case in point: the phrase "read my lips" and ex-american-president George Bush's claim that he would never raise or add any new taxes during his tenure as president. George made a big deal out of the "no new taxes" thing, and it was apparently one of the major parts to his platform. Surprising nobody, he did eventually have to raise taxes (though he tried not to), and basically all of his political opponents in the next presidential race made fun of him for it. The soundbyte of him saying "read my lips" at the republican national convention when pledging not to raise taxes became somewhat infamous as a result of this. And, so, my dad will always, without fail, use the same intonation if he ever says the phrase "read my lips," for any and all reasons. And now I can't help but think of it, too. Soon, you'll be infected with this knowledge as well. Isn't that just...swell?

Anyways, GHOST is a wonderful song as always. You all should check out Nelward's other songs. They aren't all to my taste, but some of them I very much enjoy. (Innuendo is wonderful, in my opinion.)

Also, I'm aware that this is not *real* content. I'm workin' on it, ok? Just been a bit occupied with personal stuff and work. I figure that uploading something is better than nothing, and I just happened to make this so I could get it out of my system. So uh, yeah. Consume my brainslop, I suppose.

The thumbnail is, of course, based on the "sbeve" meme, although the inspiration was specifically an Omori-related take on the meme. You remember Omori? That quirky indie RPG that UNDERTALE'd itself in terms of its community? Yeah, I was briefly curious about it, and in my content binge I came across a format like what you see in the thumbnail (replace me with Sunny, bald guy with Aubrey, and the lady with the stupid boy character). Regarding the thumbnail: please keep in mind that this is all for japes, lets not have any heated political discussions in the comments, mmkay? It ain't worth your time or mine.

SOURCES:
GHOST - Nelward
Clip of George Bush speaking at the Republican National Convention in 1988
A clip from a CNN interview of ex-american-president Bill Clinton, where the interviewer just so happens to mention George Bush

Take care!

On today's episode of "jokes so niche and weird that only Juan would understand them"

Just somebody that posts whatever terrible jokes come to mind. Sometimes I'll post original work, but expect mashups and memes for the most part.

I'm doing my best to limit my internet usage, so I probably won't be here too often, but I'll try to respond to any messages I get when I get around to it.

Unless stated otherwise, all thumbnails and art on my profile (excluding reposts, of course) are my own work. Ballpoint pens, pencils, Sharpie markers, a good eraser, paper, and patience are my tools, and they've served me well. (There's also a bit of digital touch-up after scanning the drawings in, but that's less interesting to talk about.)

Take care!

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